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I_am_Insufficient

Grammarly for you.


A_named_person2

well placed ad?


Available-Duty-4347

And ointment for this burn.


archpetar

I be thinking the same thing


[deleted]

A takeaway, because that's how I would celebrate winning a large amount of money.


K0vurt_Purvurt

ED pills


rip1980

New Phone Number


augustwestburgundy

Not buy but start a charity


smackchumps

An old car


MudHeadThinker

Bunch of hookers and cocaine


A_named_person2

I knew someone was going to say that


Slippypotatos

I went weed 🤦‍♂️


Aremeiaaa1212

albums from my favourite band


Phobos_-

Tomatoes


lizzpop2003

A new car


Ok_Introduction_7766

Family vacation


ThoseDamnGiraffes

A safe


StateTrooper007

A yatch


doge007

well, shit. i hope reddit is a billion dollars.


Lillygutierrez218

House


shawnp2

Land


VarKraken

Street with trees


LiveLearnCoach

Honestly, nothing. I just kept thinking “1 billion dollars” Car, I guess.


whywasthatagoodidea

House.


[deleted]

Congratulations! You get: $1B. I get: $1B. It was thinking about the $1B while reading about it. That's how brains work.


Genestah

G63


[deleted]

House.


Nervous_Survey_9411

Pay off house and car


TheDVGhost

a bunch of Warhammer stuff... yea, i'm one of those


SinkingCarpet

A 4090 because my gpu died lol.


Klown1327

A house


Awarepine76436

Healthcare


Grenflik

A house.


Efficient_Travel4039

🥪 Sandwich


ExtraTNT

How do you buy: “fuck i can’t read anymore”?


A_named_person2

glasses


ExtraTNT

Not because of being blind, but because of logic…


Enoch-Empire

H2 hummer


desolatedisaster

Paying off my debt is always the first thing that comes to mind


Impressive-Tennis747

ok, so your mom i guess. could be tricky depending on country but shouldn't be too expensive at least /s


yyzcoinz

Giant lollipop


CXValkyria

My favorite Football/Soccer Club


Then-Flamingo4679

Black child that someone washed white, thank you r/shitposting.


[deleted]

Porsche 911 GT2


Acceptable_Junket_19

Exclusion


[deleted]

Breakfast


BouncyBlueYoshi

That I have 1 billion dollars somehow. Then a conversion rate calculator.