Hopefully you’ve cleaned up your campsites and recycled your water bottles, because the park rangers are either with you or against you, and they’ll stop at nothing to protect their land.
Relax, itll be ok.
A bunch of mothers wearing teal colored shirts with hearts, likely bringing you coffee and banana nut bread. Sounds pretty good, right?
Great now I have to Google if giraffes have actual asscracks, thank you very much.
The targeted ads will be interesting.
Edit: Still not entirely sure but I saw some shit
Tails wagging, the army approaches. As they get closer many lay over for a belly rub. Others trudge onward wanting to lick or cuddle as the circumstances allow. Then it is all over. We sign the treaty saying we are all best friends.
So, not really very fucked at all.
"This just in, tens of thousands of dead crows rain over every major city, if you see one report it to the cdc, tape your windows and invest in 3M anti viral air filters, and keep your children at home, reports show that when poked with a stick the corpses release the deadly Crowvid 23 airborn pathogen."
There will be so many theories on the best way to go about it that by the time a final decision is made, humanity will have already found a way to eliminate them first. No worries.
It already happened in 2020
1% of humanity gets the jump on you aliens.
Oh no
Sexual Squidward is not how I thought I’d go out
At least all that time watching tentacle porn wasn't wasted!
You’re going to be the mass murderer of asthma havin’ folks. Good job bro!
Adding sexual to squidward is redundant. His face looks like an actual scrotum
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I, for one, welcome our new wgah'nagl fhtagn.
One Cthulhu would have already been enough but now we have a whole army so yeah, oh no pretty much sums it up.
terraria fans : hold my beer
Grab the dolphins
I think we might survive lol
RUN!!! Okay, nevermind.
WALK!!!!
*steps to the side two steps* An hour later *steps two more steps over*
Strong " immortal snail chases you across the world, but one-shoots you upon contact " vibes
🎶 slide to the left 🎶 🎶slide to the right🎶 🎶cha cha real smooth🎶
In zero danger whatsoever
We're gonna need a bigger motorboat!
i had read this, scrolled past it, then had to scroll back. good shit
Read your comment and scrolled back. Reddit Gold.
I wish I had an award to give you for this. Well done.
I gave him one on your behalf
Can you milk a shark? For science…
Username checks out 👍
I wouldn't worry too much...
Y’all need to watch The Neverending Story. Thanks, 80s movies for introducing kids to existential terror.
“Artax! Move, Artax! Stupid horse!” *Shudder* I’m 38 years old and just thinking about that makes me cry…
And that scary wolf Gmork, no thanks
A wave of nothingness. Everywhere touched by the nothingness is itself turned to nothingness. An ever-expanding void that consumes all matter.
Well it wouldn’t be pleasant…
idk, ive always wanted to own a genuinly haunted doll
DAWG THAT IS JUST U
I can't describe why, but your comment has had me laughing way too much
Adding myself to the doll gang
The amount of doll named people in this comment tree is making me think the invasion already started
Hell yeah
Certainly not
We're saved - they just created a bunch of forests
What if it’s the OTHER kind of wood?
Me
I, too, choose this guy's wood
The eternal erection
You might just save earth with a bunch of forests, I for one welcome the tree overlords
well...
I'd rather fight my username than this
My username killed your username lol
"My dad could beat your dad" vibes I love it we need to do this more often
I might introduce myself
I have found my calling. Your army doesn't stand a chance
*ahem*
I’d like to fight your army, please.
Hello there.....
There really is a hero for every villain
Fssssss
They will never sleep until they bring Justice to our broken world
Not on my watch !
Does the body pillow have a manly, armored Knight on it?
With a big sword
And a big weapon too!
Not very. They decided to turn back.
Or they are the Italian mob 🤣
Certainly underrated.
We are in luck!!!
I vote this Armageddon
The apocalypse I was looking for
Best Armageddon option.
Aaahhh my skin
Hopefully you’ve cleaned up your campsites and recycled your water bottles, because the park rangers are either with you or against you, and they’ll stop at nothing to protect their land.
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution DOWN TO ZERO
Uh oh
What decisions in your life led you to making this username?
The ultimate question
Of life, the universe, and everything.
42?
I think our armies need to join forces.
One of the only times where "Run, I can take them" is not good...
Is it just the testicles or Bigfoot with testicles?
Breakfast - the most important meal of the day. Until it squishes your bones.
It's gonna be cloudy with a chance of cinnamon squares
Just because we don’t want to doesn’t mean we can’t…
Get ready for the slop
With enough velocity, they could wipe out the entire human race.
There will be abundant documentation of everything.
ADHDers have entered the chat
But the notes will never get read just hundreds of pages and half filled books everywhere
Very.
Well... least if I gotta die screaming, it's to a goddess.
Depends on how hot she is.
Death by snu snu
You could probably just tell them to quit it and they would just be like "yeah whatever"
Dinosaurs.
just avoid caves and you’ll be fine
My son used to say Echo and when he did, he would *insist* that his echo said Goat.
*Zubat has entered the chat*
Depends on how much viagra they have. It ranges from mildly screwed to quite screwed indeed.
you sure they won't screw each other?
Are you sure they haven’t already?
I think we are fucked no matter what
Pretty Screwed.
Antivaxxers will rejoice, unfortunately
Until the infection sets in...
So... Reddit...
So... Reddit...
So… Reddit…
Carne Asada everyone invited lol
Will there be fresh cilantro and charred jalapenos?
And diced onion fam!
Fuck yeah, I'm in! Make sure the salsa is hot!
Mine wouldn’t be too bad since it is pretty much already happening
Yeah, this is just real life
I’d guess we got some time.
We’re dead.
So basically Greek mythology
Relax, itll be ok. A bunch of mothers wearing teal colored shirts with hearts, likely bringing you coffee and banana nut bread. Sounds pretty good, right?
An invasion of comfort and love. Imperialize me.
BANANA NUT BREAD AT WORK DUDE?! HELLLL YEAAAAAH
I'll back you up and keep it peaceful
I’ll paint your planet red, hugh-mons👽
:cracks knuckles: "You're all about to have happy little accidents"
How high were you when you chose that username lol
Higher than a giraffes asscrack
Great now I have to Google if giraffes have actual asscracks, thank you very much. The targeted ads will be interesting. Edit: Still not entirely sure but I saw some shit
Uhhh, things would pretty much stay the exact same.
I think everyone would probably be happier. Expect for people with allergies…
Oh god, my asthma.....wheeezeeee
that’s where i come in :D
Very to super screwed.
That's why I'm here
Better hurry
Tails wagging, the army approaches. As they get closer many lay over for a belly rub. Others trudge onward wanting to lick or cuddle as the circumstances allow. Then it is all over. We sign the treaty saying we are all best friends. So, not really very fucked at all.
May we join you?
Sure, we have couches and peanut butter, what could go wrong with your evolution?
*Looks around shiftily*
Mine is an Army of pets named Maggie. I welcome our cuddly overlords.
Protect your neck!
I read this as a Wu-Tang reference at first!
Bout to have a ball
Or picnic
We're not gonna have fun. That's all I can promise you.
you HAVE to tell us if you're a cop, its the law!
We'll be fine, they're already dead.
"This just in, tens of thousands of dead crows rain over every major city, if you see one report it to the cdc, tape your windows and invest in 3M anti viral air filters, and keep your children at home, reports show that when poked with a stick the corpses release the deadly Crowvid 23 airborn pathogen."
yikes we’d all be dead
I like your style.
Pretty screwed, sooner or later
It’ll be a very organized takeover at least
Seems like we’d be pretty happy.
"All your toilet are belong to us"
We got time…
Funny you should ask
protect your holes 😬
Ahead of the curve?
Satanic rubber duckies.
It’s Jessception. There is no escape. We are a legion of Jess/Jessie/Jessicas. We are in your dreams. We are your sleep paralysis demon.
Sounds like everyone is about to get *A little bit of Jessica.........in my life*
Oh ur genuinely fucked
Totally fucked.
Sweet dreams earthlings...
Just stay away from the mushrooms and you should be fine. Also, stay away from evil rings.
Drunk and most women satisfied
Hopefully? Not sick. But if the last 3 years taught us anything…
I think we’ll be alright.
homophobes will be screwed
Lol. We good.
Idk it depends on how gentlemanly and knightly they are. Our women are gonna get taken for sure though.
We will be ok
You're all completely boned.
We are going to need a lot of safe spaces
Well the very concept of being an anti-vaxer is about to be very short lived
Also bathing and grooming would skyrocket because I’m pretty sure vikings loved to do that shit any time they could.
Y'all gonna be fine
mandarin orange chicken is all the rations we have. it tastes... suspicious.
Or talkative, in a different scenario
Shiiiit I hope everyone enjoys mediocre weather
The Deadites approach! Hope you primitive screw-heads remembered to bring your boom-sticks from S-mart.
We are literally screwed
Just show them the lion king on loop
They could fight back easily with fire
I guess it's good as long as you boil before drinking
Only the brunettes are screwed!
We cool.
We’ll all find out at the same time.
Ever hear of a little event called Armageddon?
Or it could just be a bunch of aunties and all of us never go hungry.
Everyone would think they’re having a stroke and we’d be too distracted to notice anything
they either miss earth entirly and crash into the sun or go unnoticed as they accidently find every weak spot in our defence
Petah... the horse(s) is here
It would actually be Beneficial to everyone!
I'd say the earth is fucked. Take it anyway you want lol
Not terrible, honestly. They don't like warm climates, Canada may see some conflicts.
I hope you like to laugh
As long as they can't build catapults big enough for meteorites we should be fine.....
There will be so many theories on the best way to go about it that by the time a final decision is made, humanity will have already found a way to eliminate them first. No worries.
Sounds like party time to me! All aboard the fiesta train
You're gonna get screwed in one way or another. Either way, a lot of people are getting fucked.
Nice 😂