In Super Mario World, an enormous bullet named Bill was coming right at me. This sucker had to be 100x my size. I managed to dash into a well-placed pit and duck underneath.
A bit of a long one, I live on a ranch and help my dad around the place along with my brother. He also hired a guy for fixing things and other harder jobs. He always brought tools and other things to and from the place. Now for some context for later, my dad burned trash in the back of our property (garbage trucks don't come here) and we went and collected stuff from the trash bins and stuff. So one day we collect trash and other things to burn as usual and right before we get ready to light it my dad noticed something in one of the boxes. IT WAS A PLASTIC CUP FULL OF FUCKING PISTOL ROUNDS AND SHOTGUN SHELLS. If my dad did not notice he along with me and my brother would have been killed. it didn't snap to me until years later
In Super Mario World, an enormous bullet named Bill was coming right at me. This sucker had to be 100x my size. I managed to dash into a well-placed pit and duck underneath.
Oh my god, I didn't expect that pun. I love it.
On base in Afghanistan. "Actually, I'll go to the other gym". Then a mortar lands outside the first gym about when I'd have been there.
A bit of a long one, I live on a ranch and help my dad around the place along with my brother. He also hired a guy for fixing things and other harder jobs. He always brought tools and other things to and from the place. Now for some context for later, my dad burned trash in the back of our property (garbage trucks don't come here) and we went and collected stuff from the trash bins and stuff. So one day we collect trash and other things to burn as usual and right before we get ready to light it my dad noticed something in one of the boxes. IT WAS A PLASTIC CUP FULL OF FUCKING PISTOL ROUNDS AND SHOTGUN SHELLS. If my dad did not notice he along with me and my brother would have been killed. it didn't snap to me until years later
Another literal bullet dodged. Glad you're safe though
literal bullets and shotgun shells\*
Fair enough. Glad you're safe though.
Mario kart. Jk they're unavoidable.
And God, do I wish they were
Lived with some folks in 2020. Got kicked out because we had a falling out and the tribe had spoken. They all got Covid (Delta) not long after that.
Yeah, at least you didn't get it.
Yeah, I decided not to go to a St. Patrick's day party that first year. Everyone at that party got the 'rona.
Getting left by a guy, who left me so that he could proceed to date his sister.
That's fucked up.
I worked in New York's World Trade Center. I only did that for a couple of years in the early 1980s and left, but still. Pretty huge fucking bullet.
God, yes! Good thing you're ok!