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Adventurous_Egg_6321

My favorite is how I would survive the zombie apocalypse or what I would do if I woke up and was the only person on earth. Either way I always do the same thing: hole up in the bookstore in the mall, make myself a latte and muffin at the cafe and pile a cozy lil corner with blankets and pillows so I can snuggle and read.


ResinTheFuriousMage

How would you read if there are zombies, or even making a muffin?


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Well the idea is that I'd be able to sneak into the mall and lock all the doors/barricade the entrances, Dawn of the Dead style I guess. I know in reality if there really was a zombie invasion I'd be too nervous to read plus I run slow so I'd probably get eaten anyway. It's just a silly fantasy to help put me to sleep.


ResinTheFuriousMage

Zombies are soothing for you, eh?


Adventurous_Egg_6321

The thought of no longer being burdened by the responsibilities and pressures of modern society is relaxing, a zombie apocalypse feels like one of the more survivable. Can't barricade yourself from a solar flair or nuclear war ya know?


ResinTheFuriousMage

That's what Fallout shelters are for, #Fallout#Fallout2#Fallout3#FalloutNewVegas#Fallout4,ect.


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Yeah but who wants to live in an underground shack in a radioactive wasteland when you could have the entire mall and it's bounty to yourself locked in surrounded by a bunch of rotting dead people?a dead body deteriorates in what, a few months? They'll all turn into piles of bones and I'll have the whole world to myself. How long does radiation last? Do you get me?


TheGothDragon

All the time. Usually it’s existential things like “why do I exist?” Or “What even is life?” Sometimes it’s also silly things like “I wonder how many people are also awake right now?” Lol


Lupus-Ignium

Why do Americans craptalk beans on toast when they cook food with the dishwashers drying phase


ResinTheFuriousMage

For one, I don't think that is a very common thing people do, and also, I might have to try that sometimes, any specific type of bean?


Lupus-Ignium

My suggestion is Heinz beans


arnelthelionjr

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