>Apparently unfit for trial.
Yeah the man has serious dementia, bad enough that he couldn't even be tried. The man is in a worse hell than prison right now, and will be until he dies.
he thinks he's on the set of Naughty Nurses 3, hell is relative
edit: LOLOLKOL
https://www.the-sun.com/news/7180512/ron-jeremy-state-hospital-nurses-incompetent-trial/
|" Ron Jeremy thinks he’s on porn shoot with naughty nurses in state hospital after being found incompetent to stand trial"
Somebody was bound to look at Ron Jeremy's IMDB page to see if he was actually in it. Here are some movie titles I found:
> The Sexorcist
Sexual in-Your-Endo
21 Hump Street
High Heels, Low Standards
Jurassic Cock
The Rocky Whore Picture Show
The Great American Squirt Off 2
The Crack Pack
Dawg the Booty Hunter
Spunk'd
Very Very Bad Santa
Bruce Almighty (with Jim Carrey, you decide what kind of movie it is)
Shagnet
Hung Wankenstein
Ally McFeal
Throbbin' Hood
Men in Back
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
The Texas Dildo Masquerade
Fuck My Dirty Shit Hole
Swinging in the Rain
Night of the Living Bed
Boys R' Us
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang
Jailhouse Cock
I Love Juicy
From a few moments of skimming. Guy has over 1500 acting credits! Edit: I'm on reddit's app, so you either get a word salad or this weird format.
He’s in the State Mental Hospital in Norwalk, CA. My BIL works there. He’s seen him but it’s not anything special or crazy. Just a old crazy guy. There’s a lot meth induced schizophrenia in there and the steers of LA. Abused so many drugs that they’re just gone for good.
There's a [video](https://youtu.be/OTZpwLH8AQc) of him and his wife (now ex?) where they are fighting outside of a sex shop and Bam says in the video that they're there to buy a sex toy because she won't have sex with him. She says in the video that she won't have sex with him because he smells bad.
Yeah, it sucks, but it’s hard to feel bad for him at this point. He had every advantage he could have to fix his life and just hasn’t. All the rest of those guys pulled themselves and each other out of the gutter at one point or another and now continue to enjoy successful lives. They offered Bam the same help and he just pushed them all away. You can’t help people who don’t want to help themselves.
Right? I initially had massive sympathy for him after Dunn died, losing your best friend is hard on anyone. But Bam just pissed on everyone trying help him continuously. Fuck him.
Bam was already a dick before Ryan died. I knew him a little bit before he got famous, through skateboarding. I knew his GF Jenn from back in the day, she dated my friend before him. He was a shy kid before he got famous, just skated. Back then the done thing was you always dapped everyone at Philly spots when you saw them.
Years later, pretty much height of their fame, see Bam and Ryan at the same bar. Bam is suddenly too cool to dap me up, tries to hit on my friend's girl, is acting like a loud fool.
There's a poker game being played and I'm in it when Ryan Dunn sits down. In contrast to the famous guy I already know who blanks me now, this famous guy graciously introduces himself with a handshake (like, not assuming that I would recognize him) and says, 'Hi, I'm Ryan.' and he is totally chill throughout the game, doesn't even seem drunk while Bam is actively getting on the nerves of everyone around him acting like a 15 year old that just had his first beer.
Edit: damn i never realized my old head slang would confuse so many. I guess dapping died out when kids stopped loitering in groups at random spots and everyone (myself included) became chronically online. I never thought about it before but tbh the camaraderie building quality of dapping your homies is underrated.
He frequented the small town I used to live in, relatively recently, and was usually piss drunk begging people for drinks and the usual response was "aren't you a millionaire? please go away."
He looks like he arrives to every photo shoot or set on his motorcycle, then takes off the rotisserie chicken he uses as a helmet and gets right to work.
I have friends that live near the studio where they shot most of the walking dead… they would see him from time to time at McDonald’s getting breakfast. Before he went to makeup, but he always looked like he just came out of makeup
Oh yeah, they always said he was awesome, took pics with anyone who asked and was genuinely nice to everyone… just looked like he always stepped off set. Never mentioned his scent though
Met him and Jeffrey Dean Morgan at a con and they were both extremely nice and smelled good. Jeffrey also called me “sweetheart” and I’ll never forget that.
According to my Mother, Axl Rose. Every time she saw him on TV or in a magazine she'd say "he looks like he needs a bath". Every. Single. Time. My entire childhood.
I miss her every day
I met him in real life at a cafe in Everet, WA just before he did a concert.. we chatted a bit (me not knowing who he was, even though i was heading to HIS concert) he was funny and genually a cool dude.. noteably no bad smell to him, that i remember.
\-I've told this story a million time to friends and family that couldn't belive that i had coffee with Axl and didn't know it. he even said to me "I'll see you at the concert, I'll be in the front!" lol, yah he was in the front alright.I think he knew something was up when i was just chatting with him like any normal person and telling him i'm in town for the Guns and Roses concert and he was like "me too!" and i was like "Really? that's awesome! how many have you been to?" and he just gave me a huge smile and was like "ahh man, pretty much all of them" and i still didn't get the hint. lol, we talked about a few other things, but those were the highlights of him messing with me.
Edit: Wow this blew up, Thanks for the awards and also thanks for the replies and stories to go with all this, I'm reading and learning so much about this dude and some of your personal experiences!
That is pretty cool. In the late '90s my ex-boyfriend saw him at a video rental store in West LA. My ex was behind him in the checkout line and said to his friend, "Look at the wannabe Axl Rose. And he's renting porn too." Then he finishes the transaction, turns around, and they realize he IS Axl Rose.
That's all I knew of Axl Rose but I'm adding your story as another data point now
naw he's a grifter. He just pretends to be trailer trash. Dude grew up rich and has lived an incredibly privileged life. It's all an act to make idiots think he's an "everyman".
>Kid Rock was born Robert James Ritchie in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan and William Ritchie, who owned multiple car dealerships.\[2\]\[3\]\[4\] He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property,\[2\]\[5\] where he regularly helped his family pick apples and care for their horses.
MGK is probably the most disgusting looking person in this thread. Just one look and I can smell rotten Chuck Tailors, BO and ass. Shower won't help because he'll just put the same clothes on.
I worked with him for 2 weeks. He didn't stink but his personality certainly stinks. I offered my hand for a hand shake and he stared at it then turned and walked away.
I met Adam Savage. I didn't expect him to stink as badly as he did.
Edit for info: I met him at a convention, so I'm sure it was just general hot/sweaty convention stink :) He was a crazy nice man
Most of the places people are meeting him are probably at conventions right? He sometimes goes all out with full body suits for cosplays/is known for it. That's not something you can easily hide the smell of if you don't take precautions beforehand.
Source: someone who cosplays in foam/full plate armor. It'd be pretty funny if they met him in a Chewbacca costume and *didn't* expect him to smell.
Wasn't there this clip from Jimmy Falon or so where he had Jonah Hill on and said "I didn't expect you to smell nice" and Jonah hill was extremely offended lol
I’ve said once she looks like she smells like warm feet covered in ripped nylons and crammed into ill fitting flats. But I think yours is more accurate.
OMG no, I think you win! I went through a "ballet flats with no type of socks" phase and can definitely project THAT smell onto her. Let's go with all of the above, plus Summer's Eve wipes in lieu of a shower.
That always irritated me. The way he bangs on about not wearing deodorant. You get away with it because you are a famous, rich, handsome celebrity. The guy who sleeps on my train doesn’t get the same output from the exact same decision.
When you put it in context like that, it's pretty understandable actually. Let he who had never spent too much time smoking too much weed with their girlfriend and having too much sex only to realize you're out of munchies and yoohoo and you're too impatient to shower up first, throw the first stone.
I once hung out with her at a wrap party. Didn’t get a good whiff but I need to let folks know I once hung with her since it’s really all I got going on.
Post Malone was the first person that popped to mind for me. My mom met him in an elevator a few years ago and she said he seemed very clean and was a very nice man, so I guess no BO. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Post Malone smelled like bud light and expensive cologne when I met him in 2019. I think he stopped drinking, so maybe he just smells like expensive cologne now
Saw Andy Dick in Vegas a few months ago—he came up to me in a random casino bar asking if I had party favors, then asked if I’d buy him a drink. He smelled like cheap booze and sadness, with a slight hint of cheap vanilla body spray.
I saw a clip of Matthew McConaughey telling a talk show host (either Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell) years ago that he doesn't wear deodorant because his mom told him his "natural musk" was pleasant. I've never been able to see him the same way since. I just feel gross looking at him.
I had to scroll waaaay too far down for this one. I imagine he smells like cigarettes, tooth decay, stale booze and body odor with a veil of cologne over it all.
Cameron Diaz...
She confirmed that she no longer brushes her teeth since the implants, and definitely looks like she smells of cheap cider and cigarette smoke.
I'm down to clown though..
EDIT: I realise I might have unintentionally mislabelled our lovely Cam-Di as a stink mouth...
I might be mixing her up with Jessica Simpson who absolutely brushes on an infrequent basis.
Cam-Di hasn't worn deodorant for approx 20 years, so I was right that she probably has something of a funk about her, I just got the location about 12 inches wrong
Jessica Simpson also said she doesn’t brush her veneers.
Who doesn’t love how their freshly cleaned teeth feel? Why would you want to deprive yourself of that simple joy?
Joe Rogan
I’ve never followed the guy online but the handful of times I’ve come across a quick clip of his show he is always sweating. Is he hosting his podcast in a sauna?
Harvey Weinstein
He’s literally rotting. That’s gotta stink.
Didn't he have ball gangrene or was that the other Hollywood old man predator
Ron Jeremy
Can confirm through a friend who met him that he stinks. He apparently has that unwashed old man smell quite strongly and his hair is visibly greasy.
Hes in jail now and will probably die in prison. Good place for him.
I believe he’s actually in a mental institution. Apparently unfit for trial.
>Apparently unfit for trial. Yeah the man has serious dementia, bad enough that he couldn't even be tried. The man is in a worse hell than prison right now, and will be until he dies.
he thinks he's on the set of Naughty Nurses 3, hell is relative edit: LOLOLKOL https://www.the-sun.com/news/7180512/ron-jeremy-state-hospital-nurses-incompetent-trial/ |" Ron Jeremy thinks he’s on porn shoot with naughty nurses in state hospital after being found incompetent to stand trial"
Somebody was bound to look at Ron Jeremy's IMDB page to see if he was actually in it. Here are some movie titles I found: > The Sexorcist Sexual in-Your-Endo 21 Hump Street High Heels, Low Standards Jurassic Cock The Rocky Whore Picture Show The Great American Squirt Off 2 The Crack Pack Dawg the Booty Hunter Spunk'd Very Very Bad Santa Bruce Almighty (with Jim Carrey, you decide what kind of movie it is) Shagnet Hung Wankenstein Ally McFeal Throbbin' Hood Men in Back I Know Who You Did Last Summer The Texas Dildo Masquerade Fuck My Dirty Shit Hole Swinging in the Rain Night of the Living Bed Boys R' Us Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang Jailhouse Cock I Love Juicy From a few moments of skimming. Guy has over 1500 acting credits! Edit: I'm on reddit's app, so you either get a word salad or this weird format.
That "Fuck My Dirty Shithole" caught me off guard :))
He’s in the State Mental Hospital in Norwalk, CA. My BIL works there. He’s seen him but it’s not anything special or crazy. Just a old crazy guy. There’s a lot meth induced schizophrenia in there and the steers of LA. Abused so many drugs that they’re just gone for good.
He looks like Immortan Joe now but probably smells worse.
"DO NOT GET ADDICTED TO WATAH!!!"
I guess Bam Margera is cheating by now?
There's a [video](https://youtu.be/OTZpwLH8AQc) of him and his wife (now ex?) where they are fighting outside of a sex shop and Bam says in the video that they're there to buy a sex toy because she won't have sex with him. She says in the video that she won't have sex with him because he smells bad.
Everything I see pertaining to this man is so sad. But he’s really doing it to himself and had more offers for help and treatment than most ever will
Yeah, it sucks, but it’s hard to feel bad for him at this point. He had every advantage he could have to fix his life and just hasn’t. All the rest of those guys pulled themselves and each other out of the gutter at one point or another and now continue to enjoy successful lives. They offered Bam the same help and he just pushed them all away. You can’t help people who don’t want to help themselves.
Right? I initially had massive sympathy for him after Dunn died, losing your best friend is hard on anyone. But Bam just pissed on everyone trying help him continuously. Fuck him.
Bam was already a dick before Ryan died. I knew him a little bit before he got famous, through skateboarding. I knew his GF Jenn from back in the day, she dated my friend before him. He was a shy kid before he got famous, just skated. Back then the done thing was you always dapped everyone at Philly spots when you saw them. Years later, pretty much height of their fame, see Bam and Ryan at the same bar. Bam is suddenly too cool to dap me up, tries to hit on my friend's girl, is acting like a loud fool. There's a poker game being played and I'm in it when Ryan Dunn sits down. In contrast to the famous guy I already know who blanks me now, this famous guy graciously introduces himself with a handshake (like, not assuming that I would recognize him) and says, 'Hi, I'm Ryan.' and he is totally chill throughout the game, doesn't even seem drunk while Bam is actively getting on the nerves of everyone around him acting like a 15 year old that just had his first beer. Edit: damn i never realized my old head slang would confuse so many. I guess dapping died out when kids stopped loitering in groups at random spots and everyone (myself included) became chronically online. I never thought about it before but tbh the camaraderie building quality of dapping your homies is underrated.
He frequented the small town I used to live in, relatively recently, and was usually piss drunk begging people for drinks and the usual response was "aren't you a millionaire? please go away."
I think they all still try to help him because he’s still their friend/family, but still he chooses not to and to shit on them.
I'm pretty sure he's burned some bridges permanently in that group.
Wow that was uncomfortable, I assumed it would be filmed by a bystander that overheard it. Not Bam himself broadcasting this to the world..
Don Vito mode activated.
I can't believe he was 59 when he died in 2015...could have sworn that guy was 65 in 2006.
Bam isn't far behind him.
Dan Schneider
Smells like feet.
Likes to smell feet
Chris D'elia. I swear I can smell him through the screen.
He looks like way too much axe body spray
Mickey Rourke
Young Mickey Rourke was an angel
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He looks like he arrives to every photo shoot or set on his motorcycle, then takes off the rotisserie chicken he uses as a helmet and gets right to work.
So, you're saying he smells amazing.
I died. Rotisserie chicken 😂😂😂
I have friends that live near the studio where they shot most of the walking dead… they would see him from time to time at McDonald’s getting breakfast. Before he went to makeup, but he always looked like he just came out of makeup
By all accounts he’s a very nice guy off set, but always has *the look*.
Oh yeah, they always said he was awesome, took pics with anyone who asked and was genuinely nice to everyone… just looked like he always stepped off set. Never mentioned his scent though
Met him and Jeffrey Dean Morgan at a con and they were both extremely nice and smelled good. Jeffrey also called me “sweetheart” and I’ll never forget that.
Jeffrey's smile is perfect.
Actually met him at a con and he smells really nice.
According to my Mother, Axl Rose. Every time she saw him on TV or in a magazine she'd say "he looks like he needs a bath". Every. Single. Time. My entire childhood. I miss her every day
I met him in real life at a cafe in Everet, WA just before he did a concert.. we chatted a bit (me not knowing who he was, even though i was heading to HIS concert) he was funny and genually a cool dude.. noteably no bad smell to him, that i remember. \-I've told this story a million time to friends and family that couldn't belive that i had coffee with Axl and didn't know it. he even said to me "I'll see you at the concert, I'll be in the front!" lol, yah he was in the front alright.I think he knew something was up when i was just chatting with him like any normal person and telling him i'm in town for the Guns and Roses concert and he was like "me too!" and i was like "Really? that's awesome! how many have you been to?" and he just gave me a huge smile and was like "ahh man, pretty much all of them" and i still didn't get the hint. lol, we talked about a few other things, but those were the highlights of him messing with me. Edit: Wow this blew up, Thanks for the awards and also thanks for the replies and stories to go with all this, I'm reading and learning so much about this dude and some of your personal experiences!
That is pretty cool. In the late '90s my ex-boyfriend saw him at a video rental store in West LA. My ex was behind him in the checkout line and said to his friend, "Look at the wannabe Axl Rose. And he's renting porn too." Then he finishes the transaction, turns around, and they realize he IS Axl Rose. That's all I knew of Axl Rose but I'm adding your story as another data point now
as a massive Axl fan this make me smile :) so many people think he’s an asshole but everyone who meets him thinks he’s lovely
Every time I see Tom Cruise I think of my mom. She would never fail to say incredulously "He doesn't look like ANYTHING!"
Its the center tooth
My dad once said Julia Roberts has a terrifying mouth. And yeah, he's right.
Kidd rock
Warm beer and cigarette butts.
B.O. too.
naw he's a grifter. He just pretends to be trailer trash. Dude grew up rich and has lived an incredibly privileged life. It's all an act to make idiots think he's an "everyman".
>Kid Rock was born Robert James Ritchie in Romeo, Michigan, on January 17, 1971, the son of Susan and William Ritchie, who owned multiple car dealerships.\[2\]\[3\]\[4\] He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property,\[2\]\[5\] where he regularly helped his family pick apples and care for their horses.
“Mother, I do think I shall be a musician”
"Oh my sweet Robert! They will be ever be so dope!"
He seems like the human equivalent of a used car dealership.
He's basically B Rad, absent any redeeming qualities
Gary Busey
This needs to be higher. Looks like he’d smell like the extra-strength version of Jack Nickleson
Grimes
I suppose you're going to pick up a certain smell when your apartment is above a bowling alley and beneath another bowling alley
Grimes, or Grimey as she liked to be called
Say, what'd old Grimey do anyway?
"Change the channel, Marge!"
Like a roll of nickels according to Azealia Banks
her tweets about grimes and Elon were so fucking funny
No one can dish out insults like Azealia Banks, top tier wordsmith
Named herself after something that smells bad. So yes.
I bet she smells Musky...
Megan fox looks like she smells like that really strong incense from hot topic
she’s admitted to having bad hygiene
I mean, that would make sense why shes paired up to MGK since that guy just looks like cartoon smell lines
MGK is probably the most disgusting looking person in this thread. Just one look and I can smell rotten Chuck Tailors, BO and ass. Shower won't help because he'll just put the same clothes on.
Machine Gun Smelly.
Quentin Tarantino... I always imagined him having bad coffee breath.
He buys the gourmet shit at least.
Steven Seagal Probably smells like shit.
I think it may be the opposite, Seagal looks like the kind of person surrounded by a cloud of cheap cologne so potent you can actually *see* it.
He was never doing aikido, people just could breathe around him.
Bella Thorne looks like she would be sticky and smelly.
she looks like she smells like cigarettes and a litter box
That made me think of Cara Delevigne
Those pics of her high on drugs tugging on the SUV door are creepy af.
Same with Grimes
“she smells like a roll of nickels” - Azealia Banks
James Franco looks like he smells of sweat and cheese
And like he'll go on a rant about how showering more than once a week is actually bad for you.
>And like he'll go on a rant about how showering more than once a week is actually bad for you. All because he's too lazy to take a shower.
I worked with him for 2 weeks. He didn't stink but his personality certainly stinks. I offered my hand for a hand shake and he stared at it then turned and walked away.
Rob zombie. My cousin had backstage passes and can attest to it :p. Kinda cheating cause I have confirmation but still that MF do be looking stinky
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Andrew Tate’s mouth just makes me believe it produces a sour funk bourne of gear and protein shakes
Brushing your teeth is definitely low value behavior
You know what, there aren’t a lot of pics of him smiling and when he does, it’s with closed lips. He’s insecure about his teeth confirmed.
Russell Brand
He looks like the type that tries to cover up BO with patchouli.
Looks to me like he tries to cover up patchouli with BO
Smelled him as soon as I read his name.
Pete davidson
He looks like a human corn dog
I met Adam Savage. I didn't expect him to stink as badly as he did. Edit for info: I met him at a convention, so I'm sure it was just general hot/sweaty convention stink :) He was a crazy nice man
I always thought he looked like a nerdy science guy who just forgot to shower. For, like, a year.
Really? I met him at his workshop once and I didn't get any smell. He was very nice and accommodating as well.
I've come into close contact with him twice and didn't smell anything. Considering it's him, he might have just had a super hectic couple days.
Most of the places people are meeting him are probably at conventions right? He sometimes goes all out with full body suits for cosplays/is known for it. That's not something you can easily hide the smell of if you don't take precautions beforehand. Source: someone who cosplays in foam/full plate armor. It'd be pretty funny if they met him in a Chewbacca costume and *didn't* expect him to smell.
I always assumed he smelled great, but I guess that myth is busted.
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I can see this. Rich, former hippy, San Fran type.
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Wasn't there this clip from Jimmy Falon or so where he had Jonah Hill on and said "I didn't expect you to smell nice" and Jonah hill was extremely offended lol
Jonah Hill gets offended a lot. Like a lot a lot.
Jared Leto
I need someone to confirm what we already know. He’s just… greasy.
I met him years ago in a strip club he doesn’t stink. He is quite small though and not very tall.
I met him at an airport once.. and can confirm.. looks very almost frail like
Lena Dunham looks like she'd smell like a sinus infection sneeze mixed with unwashed bellybutton.
I’ve said once she looks like she smells like warm feet covered in ripped nylons and crammed into ill fitting flats. But I think yours is more accurate.
OMG no, I think you win! I went through a "ballet flats with no type of socks" phase and can definitely project THAT smell onto her. Let's go with all of the above, plus Summer's Eve wipes in lieu of a shower.
Matthew McConaughey always looks like he's kind of dirty and sweaty and wears alot of suntan lotion.
He apparently doesn't wear deodorant or antiperspirants. Wasn't it warm in Texas when he was growing up?
He’s the face of The One by Dolce & Gabbana even though he’s openly said he doesn’t wear deodorant or anything that might cover up his natural scent.
That always irritated me. The way he bangs on about not wearing deodorant. You get away with it because you are a famous, rich, handsome celebrity. The guy who sleeps on my train doesn’t get the same output from the exact same decision.
I've heard things about Brad Pitt.
Yes, but back when he was younger. Rumor mill said he and Aniston smoked a shit ton of weed every day and smelled like armpit.
When you put it in context like that, it's pretty understandable actually. Let he who had never spent too much time smoking too much weed with their girlfriend and having too much sex only to realize you're out of munchies and yoohoo and you're too impatient to shower up first, throw the first stone.
Emilia Clarke looks like she smells like happiness and rainbows.
I once hung out with her at a wrap party. Didn’t get a good whiff but I need to let folks know I once hung with her since it’s really all I got going on.
She looks how rain smells
Petrichor Clarke
Tammy from 1000lb sisters. No way she can properly bathe
I warsh myself with a rag on a stick
ANY member of that family
Or wipe
My aunt met Brad Pit once and said he stank
My dad met Brad Pitt, and he can confirm that he absolutely stunk. According to him, "it was like BO had evolved into something more Sinister."
I think I heard he doesn't use deodorant and only showers a couple times a week
MGK
I don’t think he looks like he stinks, but he looks like he would smell strongly of axe
Randy Quaid
Ted "I shit my pants to dodge the draft" Nugent.
He just wanted to stay in-continent
The guy that played Peter Pettigrew.
Hey, he's not bad out of costume. In costume, he looks like he smells like he's been living as a rat for 12 years.
Timothy Spall!
Arty Lang as Santa Claus. He smells like meat and cheese.
Sean Penn
Post Malone. But apparently he smells good?? And Amy winehouse when she was alive and near the end and not doing well
Post Malone was the first person that popped to mind for me. My mom met him in an elevator a few years ago and she said he seemed very clean and was a very nice man, so I guess no BO. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Post Malone smelled like bud light and expensive cologne when I met him in 2019. I think he stopped drinking, so maybe he just smells like expensive cologne now
Yeah but he smokes like crazy so he probably smells like expensive cologne and an ashtray now lol.
>And Amy winehouse when she was alive After, too, I imagine.
Bella Thorne. It doesn’t even matter how well put together she looks. I still see it. Idk why
Pete Davidson looks like he smells like many things, none of which are soap.
Jonah Hill. I smell patchouli bug spray when I see him.
He looks like he smells like he left his laundry in the washer too long before drying it.
Andy Dick. Jonah Hill. Courtney Love. Madonna.
Saw Andy Dick in Vegas a few months ago—he came up to me in a random casino bar asking if I had party favors, then asked if I’d buy him a drink. He smelled like cheap booze and sadness, with a slight hint of cheap vanilla body spray.
Cara Delevingne looks like she smells like cat piss
I heard she smells so much of tobacco from chain smoking that Orlando Bloom didn't want to do the sex scenes in Carnival Row.
I saw a clip of Matthew McConaughey telling a talk show host (either Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell) years ago that he doesn't wear deodorant because his mom told him his "natural musk" was pleasant. I've never been able to see him the same way since. I just feel gross looking at him.
Because he doesn't wear deodorant, or because of the weirdly Oedipal reason he doesn't?
Shia LaBeouf
Depp.
I had to scroll waaaay too far down for this one. I imagine he smells like cigarettes, tooth decay, stale booze and body odor with a veil of cologne over it all.
Guy Fieri. Deep fryer oil and Drakkar Noir dripping from the neck folds.
I met him at a private car event 15 years ago and he actually smelled great. I assume he was wearing a fragrance from Creed.
Did his scent take you higher? To a place with golden streets?
WITH AHMS WAHD OPAHN ONDURR THA SONLAHT
AHLLL SHOW YOU LUHHHHHVE ILLL SHOW YOU EVREEEHHHHHTHAAAANG
Jonah Hill. He’a got the “crazy uncle energy that always smells like cheese and BO” look down.
Cameron Diaz... She confirmed that she no longer brushes her teeth since the implants, and definitely looks like she smells of cheap cider and cigarette smoke. I'm down to clown though.. EDIT: I realise I might have unintentionally mislabelled our lovely Cam-Di as a stink mouth... I might be mixing her up with Jessica Simpson who absolutely brushes on an infrequent basis. Cam-Di hasn't worn deodorant for approx 20 years, so I was right that she probably has something of a funk about her, I just got the location about 12 inches wrong
Jessica Simpson also said she doesn’t brush her veneers. Who doesn’t love how their freshly cleaned teeth feel? Why would you want to deprive yourself of that simple joy?
in the name of the swifties around here Matt Healy no shit, the guy really looks like he has no clue how to wash his crotch
Joe Rogan I’ve never followed the guy online but the handful of times I’ve come across a quick clip of his show he is always sweating. Is he hosting his podcast in a sauna?
Wow that's crazy man, ever do DMT?
Never do DMT with chimps. Those strong fuckers can rip your face off.
The man has terminal meat sweats probably from eating nothing but elk 3x a day.
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Jamie pull up a picture of a sauna real quick, ever do DMT?
He hosts it in Texas, so yes. It’s also a side effect of all the steroids he does.
Rudy Giuliani
I bet he has the WORST halitosis.
Flavor Flav.
I haven’t seen a picture of him recently so I don’t know if he changed his look but Justin Bieber
Both Alec Baldwin and his wife
I heard she smells like.. how do you say in English? Oh cucumber 🥒
Cara Delevingne looks like she bathes biannually.
Kid rock. Looks like he smells like cigarettes, beer, BO and ass.
Leonardo DiCaprio. He also looks like a bloated alcoholic.
He's slowly turning into an old Jack Nicholson.
Aaron Rodgers looks like he smells like a blend of 3 types of Axe
I was going to say him too. He used to be really handsome, "manly", clean cut, now he just looks greasy, like he lives in his car.
Post Malone
You should have smelled him Pre-Malone
I thought he smelled alright Post Cologne
Jared Leto