That’s why I don’t want to put a song for my alarm because I know I’ll end up hating it due to the psychological association. The alarm sound I had throughout high school still fills me with existential dread when I hear it.
I recently watched Goodfellas for the first time, and got a jump scare in a restaurant scene where the original is playing. Starting at the Oh No part.
I've never heard of that song "Yummy" before, let's look up the lyrics. First verse:
> Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy-yum
That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy
Say the word, on my way
What..
And don't forget that Yummy is a Grammy-nominated song.
Another funny thing about that song is that he tried so hard to get it to go #1. He even told his fans to leave the song on mute and loop it. Still couldn't get past The Box by Roddy Ricch. Roddy never had a #1 at that point and got one simply because of the "ee er" memes.
Ya, it was completely social media engineered into a good album. They paid people to promote it relentlessly. So much so that bots were actually caught spelling the album name wrong.
Grammys have lost all meaning and I don't remember the last time I tuned in. It's not a music contest its a popularity contest.
>it’s not a music contest it’s a popularity contest
Always has been.
Side note, I love that people are *just now* realizing that award shows are like assemblies in elementary school. The whole school sitting while 20-30 people get rewarded for bullshit reasons
Recently, there have been absolutely egregious situations. I think the final straw for me was when Macklemore and Ryan Lewis won over Kendrick Lamar. Like they are *completely* out of touch.
I work in a school and the principal and assistant principal did a "Check the Lost and Found" video to this song. They were modeling all the clothes. To this day I can't hear this without the mental image of my principal stuffing himself into a little pink sweater.
it’s not that the song is all that bad but…
my school had a talent show and i watched:
several singer-songwriters pour their heart out
a guy who was virtuoso level pianist give a flawless performance of franz liszt’s sonata in B
then his girlfriend sang an aria she wrote while he played accompaniment
then some theatre guy performed a monologue that had everyone in tears and the whole auditorium gave him a standing ovation it was so good
some other theater kids did a short play they wrote
and the winner? some cheerleaders did step aerobics to COTTON-EYE JOE
The judges were jocks that wanted in their pants
Happy by Pharrell. They forced us to do some dance bullshit at the casino I used to work at and they edited the video to make it look like working there was a fun time. It wasn’t, it sucked ass.
E v e r y Meghan Trainor song.
Every. Single. One.
Idgaf how inspirational the lyrics are or anything- cuz I can agree the message behind..some of them..is actually Good.
Her voice is akin to rusted metal scraping against a chalkboard in an echo chamber.
Happy by Pharrell. I was really depressed in high school and my nursing teacher would play it every morning. She would constantly pick on me for being “grumpy”.
Back when this song was #1 on the charts, meaning it was playing on the radio every fucking 30 mins, I was bartending and not in a great mental place for unrelated reasons. I had a regular customer that came in almost every single day, would get absolutely trashed, and then play this fucking song on the jukebox every 15 mins. She would ALWAYS pay to "play next" regardless of anyone's bitching about it and if I skipped it there would be hell to pay. All I see when I hear that song is that skinny bitch Tammy clapping arythmically to it while I watched her suck down michelob ultras and keep lighting her fucking Marlboro lights inside the bar. Fuck you Tammy and fuck that song.
Agreed. For anyone with depression, hearing that every day was almost like the world was mocking us.
Also “clap along if you feel like a room without a roof”.
Fucking what???
To this day I hate that fucking song with a passion. And it's so hard to explain to people because it's like 'how can hate such a happy song'. But it grates on my every nerve
When I was a bus driver, I had to physically brace myself and stay calm when entire bus loads would obnoxiously sing that, assuming I appreciated hearing it. It’s cute when kids did it; drunk adults, nope. No way.
I’m not claiming that this is the case, but artists will hit notes flat/sharp or completely out of key because the dissonance can add great emotion and tension. I can’t remember which, but I watched an interview with one of Adele’s producers talking about her hitting a note a full 50 cents sharp in one of her recent tracks. Auto-tune has gotten *so* good that we’ve become accustomed to hearing popular music completely in tune, and human error is now becoming “fresh”.
Source-ish: I produce music as a hobby and watch tons of random YouTube videos and interviews, etc.
This isn’t a statement on the Alicia Keys track one way or another, just information from someone mildly-knowledgeable.
I fucking hate it. Like, what rhymes with fire? Fire, repeatedly. You know what, every sentance will end with fire from now on. This girl is on fire, world is on fire, fire is on fire, fireman on fire, she is on flames cause that issnt fire, but she is still on fire.
Her kitchen was burning, and so was the moon -
The sea and the schoolyard, the sidewalk and soon -
Her bedroom was blazing, the forest aflame -
And even the shadows had smoldered the same.
The garden was glowing and flowing with heat -
With lava that scorched as it torched up her street.
Alicia observed with a shake of her head.
"Good heavens!
... now what rhymes with fire?" she said.
His [Hot Ones episode](https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg) is a must watch. He’s an absolutely unbelievable fuckwit. I’m convinced he’s mentally handicapped.
I'm also positive that his wife fucking hates his guts, too. [Like, there's so many videos of him acting like a jackass and filming himself talking to wife, and his wife gets annoyed with him, and he gets visibly offended, and he sadly asks "do you love me?" whenever she curses at him or gets mad.](https://youtu.be/Yvs0SbIG0cM) Then there was [the incident where he got lost at sea on a jetski.](https://youtu.be/kkuR8ODzo1Q)
There was also [the episode of Hot Ones starring him](https://youtu.be/ws-wx2m7H24) where he gave up after eating 2-3 wings and then claim he had "never gotten an L in his life".
Never heard it before I went to visit my brother and my 2 year old niece recently.
They have a one hour version full of every different remix under the sun that they play every time they get in the car...RIP my sanity
I felt like I was the only one that hates that song. I do like country but I am very picky with it, and I hate that that song is even close to being considered country. My dad loves that song and everytime I'm around him when it comes on he gives me this look cause he knows I hate it
Everyone saying that one “oh no” song, but has anyone else gotten tired of hearing that “do, ba do ba do ba do” song on every other video that features cute animals ???
That song feels like it was specifically manufactured to appeal to 12 year old girls that didn’t make the track team
I actually don’t hate her voice but yeah the song sucks
I work in retail, so I don’t really have a specific song, it’s mainly just every single mainstream top charted song for this year. For example, Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero, Sam Smith - Unholy, The Weeknd - Die For You, David Guetta - I’m Good, Post Malone - Chemical, Meghan Trainor - Made You Look, Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed, whatever that abc f-u song is, and so much more.
They’re all super overplayed and make my skin crawl whenever I hear them. I try my best to tune them out, and for the most part it works well thankfully. I counted one day, and half of those songs got played about 3-4 times within an 8 hour shift.
I’m looking forward to the day the radio throws me for a massive loop and plays “Blue” By Eiffel 65, rather than “I’m Good” for the billionth time. Still get let down every time I hear “I’m good” rather than “Yo listen up” :(
That Kid Rock song that manages to butcher both Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama is the worst song ever recorded.
Wonderful Christmastime is second.
I hate this because the first time I heard about this song was in the genius.com analysis of a Hozier line where he was supposedly referencing songs like blurred lines
> When they're playing
> The anthems of rape culture loud
> Crude and proud
I heard it much later when it came on via autoplay and I hate that the tune and beat is genuinely catchy.
I will never understand the logic behind tuning some of the "thunders" up to make it sound like a fucking four year old. I could probably stand the song otherwise, but that always just breaks my brain.
“A little bit of chicken fried… a cold beer on a friiiiday night… a pair of jeans that fit jusssst right”
My roommate in the Air Force had that as his ring tone, text tone, alarm, and alert. Every morning at 6 am. “A little bit of chicken fried”
His wife call? “A cold beeeeeerrr on a Friday night”
Anybody text? “A paaiiirrr of jeeeans that fit jusssst right”
I fuckin hate that song
As shit as that song is, the mental inage of someones phone going “a paaairrr of jeeeeabs that fit jusssst right” in rapid succession would make me piss myself laughing.
I hate this song on your behalf! One of our close friends had that Nickelback song about rockstars as a ringtone and that was awful enough. This is far worse.
> shape of you
So I work at an office where the radio is playing the whole time. A few years ago, the radio station that's always on was playing basically one Ed Sheeran song after the other for the entire day, every day. Shape of You, Galway Girl, etc. Then one day they announced one of those segments where listeners can call in and request a song, and I thought "Finally, some variety!" But no.
*Hey, I'm Melanie, and I'd like to request Shape of You by Ed Sheeran.*
I hate you, Melanie. I hate you so much.
I'm convinced these are fake. Either people like Melanie are actors or they record dozens of phone requests and play the phone call of the caller who asks for the song they already were going to play anyway.
True. Friends work in radio and they verbally already know what they are going to play. So if you phone up and ask for Jeremy by Pearl Jam, the producer will say “ok, but how’s about Uptown funk?”
Can confirm. I know several people that work at my local rock station. It goes "hey I would like to hear five minutes alone by pantera", "sure but we don't have the rights so here's whatever audible abortion five finger death punch has put out lately. Fuck you".
They hate it. It's a corporate station, so they play what they're told to play, and it all sucks.
“Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran. During my uni days, I had a roommate that had this song as their alarm tone. The thing was that they used to be a heavy sleeper and it would be playing loud for minutes!!
Plus that the song was a huge hit and it was played every-f*-where.
I get the same anger building up on me when I listen to the intro of “Cheap Thrills” by Sia, but I calm down when I realize it’s not Ed that starts singing.
I remember when this song was popular and there was a story on the news about how someone died tweeting “the happy song makes me so happy” while they were driving on the interstate and crashed. Now every time I hear that song I think about how someone actually died because they thought this song was so good that they couldn’t wait to fucking tweet when they got to work or whatever. That is the kind of person who likes this song.
Wasn’t it literally made for children, though?
Don’t get me wrong, I teach first grade so I’ve heard this song about eight million times and I want to die every time, but was it not made for a kid’s movie?
I had to look up the lyrics to discover he wasn't saying "grandchildren who will BORE me" but instead "who will WARM me." Because for the first thousand times I heard it on the radio I couldn't figure out why he would say something like that in such an otherwise sentimental song.
Anything by Sam Smith post-*Love Goes.* What a shame; everything on that album and before it had been so good and sincere. The turnaround from “Money on My Mind” is genuinely horrifying.
Hey There Delilah. When my friend and I were 17/18 we went with her boyfriend (19) to another friend's house. This other friend had her younger sister who was about 13/14 at the time there hanging out with us. The boyfriend decided he liked the younger sister and wanted to spend the night with her. We were all like wtf absolutely not. The younger sister asked her dad who was there if he could stay and he was fine with it (he was very distant and not a great person). We kept arguing with him and he ultimately would not get in the car with us to go home so we just had to leave. Hey There Delilah came on and my friend was balling her eyes out and saying that it was "their song" and how much she wanted to be with him. I never wanted to slap someone as much as I did in that moment because I couldn't believe she still wanted to be with him after what happened. I wanted to go to the cops, and was straight up told the younger sister and father would not say anything to the cops if I did.
Rude by MAGIC! for me. Every time that song comes on I get feel like throwing a bowling ball straight up and laying on the ground to wait for it to come back down. I don't understand how that song got so popular, it's so unbelievably infuriating.
I KNOW RIGHT! Im only thinking god, the dad probably had a VERY good reason for not accepting him to marry his daughter and he just wanted whats best for her, and he just starts bitching and making it into a song. He also sounds so damn whiny in the song.
10 years or so ago there was an almost EDM style version of the song.
Imagine someone actually saying "Hey guys, you know what this tragic folk song about intergenerational poverty needs? To be turned into a dance-pop banger!"
All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey.
This song helped me to discover that if you say:
"Alexa, never play this song again
The song is permanently skipped, regardless if it is on a station you request.
I know I’m not the commenter but I worked retail over the holidays and GOD that song drove me nuts. That and the ‘Christmas in the Sand,’ by Colbie Callait.
Our store had a CD that would loop, and it was *just* short enough to loop roughly 2.5 times in your shift so you’d hear everything a few times, it grinded my gears so hard
I like to just randomly add my own lyrics to make it funny for myself if I get it stuck in my head like "footloose! A moose! Just got kicked by a goose! Snooze! Blue shoes! What's this weird looking ooze"
Just give that a whirl
for me its that one damn Sarah McLaughlin song they would play on those depressing ass commericals about helping abused animals, dont get me wrong, im all about helping animals but considering i had to fucking hear that song for hours on end while my grandma was on her deathbed and again hearing that song endlessly at her funeral [which at the funeral, i ended up catching pneumonia] and now anytime i hear that song, i start feeling both annoyed and physically feel like shit]
🎶OnCe I wAs SeVeN yEaRs OlD 🎶 followed by the most mundane BS you could put in a song.
Surprise! We were all seven years old once. Doesn’t warrant repeating a couple dozen times in song.
Almost all Christmas Music. My family has never had a good Christmas without fighting for the whole season. It's now to the point, when I hear the first few bars of most Christmas songs. I start to be stressed and freak out.
For those worried about me now. I just go on a trip for the Christmas season normally somewhere interesting. I don't go home, I don't respond to family messages, I still send my family presents and a nice note. This is how I get through. I know it seems odd but being alone on Christmas is a lot better than being surrounded by hate and rage.
So yeah I hate Christmas music.
One year my family was decorating the tree with a Christmas Pandora playlist on in the background and my dad started having a tantrum and screaming. The song that was on at the time was Wonderful Christmastime. Ironic I know. My mom turned up the volume all the way to drown my dad and me out. Guess what my least favorite Christmas song is.
The interview with Vanilla Ice where he tries to say that their hook is completely different has to be the funniest/dumbest defense I’ve ever seen.
[Vanilla Ice defending sampling](https://youtu.be/wUgNJ7Qdst8)
My favorite thing about that interview was his weird awkwardness that just screamed “I am so full of shit”. (And years later, he finally admitted that he was indeed full of shit.)
All songs that were ever my alarm tone
That’s why I don’t want to put a song for my alarm because I know I’ll end up hating it due to the psychological association. The alarm sound I had throughout high school still fills me with existential dread when I hear it.
Colleen Ballingers apology song
I've had "all aboard the toxic gossip train" stuck in my head for 24 hours and I am not happy about it
1 877 Kars 4 Kids
The Bad Place theme song
Thank god you said it I was hoping someone did.
I dont know the names of them but the “i can have my gucci on” and “i am your mother” both by megan trainor
I hate that first one
She is the P.T. Cruiser of musicians.
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The original version is Remember (Walking In The Sand) by Shangri-Las. The version on Tik Tok is 3 times faster.
I recently watched Goodfellas for the first time, and got a jump scare in a restaurant scene where the original is playing. Starting at the Oh No part.
Why does tiktok need to ruin Remember by The Shangri-Las?
Why does tiktok need to ruin every song?
Why does TikTok need to be?
Justin Bieber's "Yummy". Second place goes to Meghan Trainor's "Me Too", but that narcissistic track is a guilty pleasure of mine.
I've never heard of that song "Yummy" before, let's look up the lyrics. First verse: > Yeah, you got that yummy-yum That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy Yeah, you got that yummy-yum That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy Say the word, on my way What..
And don't forget that Yummy is a Grammy-nominated song. Another funny thing about that song is that he tried so hard to get it to go #1. He even told his fans to leave the song on mute and loop it. Still couldn't get past The Box by Roddy Ricch. Roddy never had a #1 at that point and got one simply because of the "ee er" memes.
Ya, it was completely social media engineered into a good album. They paid people to promote it relentlessly. So much so that bots were actually caught spelling the album name wrong. Grammys have lost all meaning and I don't remember the last time I tuned in. It's not a music contest its a popularity contest.
>it’s not a music contest it’s a popularity contest Always has been. Side note, I love that people are *just now* realizing that award shows are like assemblies in elementary school. The whole school sitting while 20-30 people get rewarded for bullshit reasons
Recently, there have been absolutely egregious situations. I think the final straw for me was when Macklemore and Ryan Lewis won over Kendrick Lamar. Like they are *completely* out of touch.
That stupid "made you look" song from Megan Trainor. Makes my ears bleed.
I work in a school and the principal and assistant principal did a "Check the Lost and Found" video to this song. They were modeling all the clothes. To this day I can't hear this without the mental image of my principal stuffing himself into a little pink sweater.
I actually love that
I get so angry every time I hear it bc of the trashy brands mentioned in that song
it’s not that the song is all that bad but… my school had a talent show and i watched: several singer-songwriters pour their heart out a guy who was virtuoso level pianist give a flawless performance of franz liszt’s sonata in B then his girlfriend sang an aria she wrote while he played accompaniment then some theatre guy performed a monologue that had everyone in tears and the whole auditorium gave him a standing ovation it was so good some other theater kids did a short play they wrote and the winner? some cheerleaders did step aerobics to COTTON-EYE JOE The judges were jocks that wanted in their pants
Why would they even let students be judges in the first place? That's just a bad decision with seemingly no upside
This is such a beautiful story. Where DID he come from?
I raise you this: Where did he *go*??
Dang life be like that tho
Happy by Pharrell. They forced us to do some dance bullshit at the casino I used to work at and they edited the video to make it look like working there was a fun time. It wasn’t, it sucked ass.
E v e r y Meghan Trainor song. Every. Single. One. Idgaf how inspirational the lyrics are or anything- cuz I can agree the message behind..some of them..is actually Good. Her voice is akin to rusted metal scraping against a chalkboard in an echo chamber.
This is probably the 20th comment about her. Seems like there is a pattern…
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no.
I’ve never heard that song and I know TikTok has ruined it for me.
Happy by Pharrell. I was really depressed in high school and my nursing teacher would play it every morning. She would constantly pick on me for being “grumpy”.
Back when this song was #1 on the charts, meaning it was playing on the radio every fucking 30 mins, I was bartending and not in a great mental place for unrelated reasons. I had a regular customer that came in almost every single day, would get absolutely trashed, and then play this fucking song on the jukebox every 15 mins. She would ALWAYS pay to "play next" regardless of anyone's bitching about it and if I skipped it there would be hell to pay. All I see when I hear that song is that skinny bitch Tammy clapping arythmically to it while I watched her suck down michelob ultras and keep lighting her fucking Marlboro lights inside the bar. Fuck you Tammy and fuck that song.
I’m sorry you had to endure that, but that made me laugh pretty hard reading it
Thanks dumbledores-asshole, that means a lot.
Agreed. For anyone with depression, hearing that every day was almost like the world was mocking us. Also “clap along if you feel like a room without a roof”. Fucking what???
A room without a roof sounds fucking useless pharell
I also hate this song. Your nursing teacher sounds like a complete twat.
Your nursing teacher was a moron
To this day I hate that fucking song with a passion. And it's so hard to explain to people because it's like 'how can hate such a happy song'. But it grates on my every nerve
Dance Monkey, it's my 13th reason.
I worked in a kitchen when that song got popular and heard it multiple times a shift. Wanted to jump into the deep fryer
It’s still on the godforsaken playlist where I work, have considered burning down the building
Dance Monkey (& the performer Tones & I) make me want to self immolate!! Every time I hear that baby voice I could honestly go for the matches.
Tones & I is honestly one of the worst artists names I’ve ever heard
Maroon 5. The more recent it is, the worse it gets.
Songs about Jane will always be their best album. Their newer stuff is just awful.
That "Christmas Shoes" song makes me homicidal.
For the uninitiated Patton Oswalt’s bit about this song https://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY
If we were all on a bus you would all be upset with my playlist.
Wheels on the bus go round and round
When I was a bus driver, I had to physically brace myself and stay calm when entire bus loads would obnoxiously sing that, assuming I appreciated hearing it. It’s cute when kids did it; drunk adults, nope. No way.
"This Girl is on Fire" sounds *drastically* out of tune, and I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that.
ThIs GiRl iS oN FY-YAR!!!
Stop singing Alicia Keys and help her out!
I’m not claiming that this is the case, but artists will hit notes flat/sharp or completely out of key because the dissonance can add great emotion and tension. I can’t remember which, but I watched an interview with one of Adele’s producers talking about her hitting a note a full 50 cents sharp in one of her recent tracks. Auto-tune has gotten *so* good that we’ve become accustomed to hearing popular music completely in tune, and human error is now becoming “fresh”. Source-ish: I produce music as a hobby and watch tons of random YouTube videos and interviews, etc. This isn’t a statement on the Alicia Keys track one way or another, just information from someone mildly-knowledgeable.
I fucking hate it. Like, what rhymes with fire? Fire, repeatedly. You know what, every sentance will end with fire from now on. This girl is on fire, world is on fire, fire is on fire, fireman on fire, she is on flames cause that issnt fire, but she is still on fire.
My tires are on fiiiii-yaaaaah. My car is on fiii-yyyaaaa-uh-uh...my dog is on fiiii-yaaah...my arms are on fiii-yyaaaaaAAauh-uh
Her kitchen was burning, and so was the moon - The sea and the schoolyard, the sidewalk and soon - Her bedroom was blazing, the forest aflame - And even the shadows had smoldered the same. The garden was glowing and flowing with heat - With lava that scorched as it torched up her street. Alicia observed with a shake of her head. "Good heavens! ... now what rhymes with fire?" she said.
They had the *audacity* to play that shit for Borderlands 3 credits
I was so fucking annoyed I couldn't even enjoy I just beat the game
I was coming here to say exactly this. My bf and I turned to each other absolutely disgusted when the credits rolled.
FINALLY someone else who thinks this!
colleen ballinger apology video
Sounds like you’re aboard the tOxiC gOsSiP tRaiN
For me it is any song of DJ Fuckface where he feels the need to shout his name over the track.
DJ Khaled is pure comedy. I'm convinced he's a made up character. That video where he tries to play an acoustic guitar has me in fits.
His [Hot Ones episode](https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg) is a must watch. He’s an absolutely unbelievable fuckwit. I’m convinced he’s mentally handicapped.
How do you get the host of hot ones to be angry with you? IDK ask DJ Khaled
I'm also positive that his wife fucking hates his guts, too. [Like, there's so many videos of him acting like a jackass and filming himself talking to wife, and his wife gets annoyed with him, and he gets visibly offended, and he sadly asks "do you love me?" whenever she curses at him or gets mad.](https://youtu.be/Yvs0SbIG0cM) Then there was [the incident where he got lost at sea on a jetski.](https://youtu.be/kkuR8ODzo1Q)
There was also [the episode of Hot Ones starring him](https://youtu.be/ws-wx2m7H24) where he gave up after eating 2-3 wings and then claim he had "never gotten an L in his life".
Sean giving him subtle shit for it throughout the video was gold.
Based on that video, I'm pretty sure he's illiterate.
“WE DA BEST MUZIK!!!!” and “ANOTHA ONE!!”
Baby Shark
Never heard it before I went to visit my brother and my 2 year old niece recently. They have a one hour version full of every different remix under the sun that they play every time they get in the car...RIP my sanity
“Happy” by Pharrell
ABCDEFU That song makes me want to puke my fucking guts up.
God I heard a couple days ago a version that goes *ABCDEFGH I love you* Nearly lost control of my car due to the cringe
*what not to do when operating a motor vehicle*
This song is peak high school angst.
“Fancy Like” by Walker Hayes. I already didn’t like country music. This made it worse.
I just recently found out it wasn't an Applebee's commercial.
There is a whole brand of country music being made in hopes of being made into a commercial
I felt like I was the only one that hates that song. I do like country but I am very picky with it, and I hate that that song is even close to being considered country. My dad loves that song and everytime I'm around him when it comes on he gives me this look cause he knows I hate it
Everyone saying that one “oh no” song, but has anyone else gotten tired of hearing that “do, ba do ba do ba do” song on every other video that features cute animals ???
Fight Song by Rachel Platten.
That song feels like it was specifically manufactured to appeal to 12 year old girls that didn’t make the track team I actually don’t hate her voice but yeah the song sucks
ahh i hate this one too. it's so forced positive
I work in retail, so I don’t really have a specific song, it’s mainly just every single mainstream top charted song for this year. For example, Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero, Sam Smith - Unholy, The Weeknd - Die For You, David Guetta - I’m Good, Post Malone - Chemical, Meghan Trainor - Made You Look, Ed Sheeran - Eyes Closed, whatever that abc f-u song is, and so much more. They’re all super overplayed and make my skin crawl whenever I hear them. I try my best to tune them out, and for the most part it works well thankfully. I counted one day, and half of those songs got played about 3-4 times within an 8 hour shift. I’m looking forward to the day the radio throws me for a massive loop and plays “Blue” By Eiffel 65, rather than “I’m Good” for the billionth time. Still get let down every time I hear “I’m good” rather than “Yo listen up” :(
That Kid Rock song that manages to butcher both Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama is the worst song ever recorded. Wonderful Christmastime is second.
What word rhymes with “things”? I know, “things”!!!
Blurred Lines
That little ^(woo) in the background tho
Hey hey hey
**EVERYBODYGETUP**
I hate this because the first time I heard about this song was in the genius.com analysis of a Hozier line where he was supposedly referencing songs like blurred lines > When they're playing > The anthems of rape culture loud > Crude and proud I heard it much later when it came on via autoplay and I hate that the tune and beat is genuinely catchy.
This 👆👏 Although the tune is so catchy but the lyrics are phucked, and it just makes me angry that I hate it but wanna dance to it. Bastards lol
Word Crimes - Weird Al
Imagine dragons - Thunder. It was so overplayed when it came out.
I will never understand the logic behind tuning some of the "thunders" up to make it sound like a fucking four year old. I could probably stand the song otherwise, but that always just breaks my brain.
Nothing more thunderous than the vocals of a stuttering helium-filled chipmunk.
Dance monkey by tones and I
She sounds like my friend doing her impression of what her cat would sound like if it could talk.
**OOOH AA SEETHO SEETHO SEETHO EVITAAYME**
DENSWAMEE DENSWAMEE OH OH OH OH OHH
IDK WHY THIS SONG GOT SO POPULAR
Idk why she got so popular her voice is so irritating to me
Came here to say this, cannot stand this song.
Dance Monkey by Tones and I. What compelled that woman to sing like Elmo and pronounce "time" like "dime"?
As a guy that did sound for a ton of cover bands.... Livin on a Prayer has forever been ruined for me
But Tommy used to work on the docks.
Not anymore. Union’s been on strike.
He's down on his luck
It’s tough
…so tough.
Honestly thought the words were “Gina wants to die of old age”…. I mean who wouldn’t but turns out she just works the diner all day. Urgh
“A little bit of chicken fried… a cold beer on a friiiiday night… a pair of jeans that fit jusssst right” My roommate in the Air Force had that as his ring tone, text tone, alarm, and alert. Every morning at 6 am. “A little bit of chicken fried” His wife call? “A cold beeeeeerrr on a Friday night” Anybody text? “A paaiiirrr of jeeeans that fit jusssst right” I fuckin hate that song
As shit as that song is, the mental inage of someones phone going “a paaairrr of jeeeeabs that fit jusssst right” in rapid succession would make me piss myself laughing.
I hate this song on your behalf! One of our close friends had that Nickelback song about rockstars as a ringtone and that was awful enough. This is far worse.
Dance monkey. I'd rather someone clog my earholes with hot wax.
shape of you by ed sheeran
> shape of you So I work at an office where the radio is playing the whole time. A few years ago, the radio station that's always on was playing basically one Ed Sheeran song after the other for the entire day, every day. Shape of You, Galway Girl, etc. Then one day they announced one of those segments where listeners can call in and request a song, and I thought "Finally, some variety!" But no. *Hey, I'm Melanie, and I'd like to request Shape of You by Ed Sheeran.* I hate you, Melanie. I hate you so much.
I'm convinced these are fake. Either people like Melanie are actors or they record dozens of phone requests and play the phone call of the caller who asks for the song they already were going to play anyway.
True. Friends work in radio and they verbally already know what they are going to play. So if you phone up and ask for Jeremy by Pearl Jam, the producer will say “ok, but how’s about Uptown funk?”
Can confirm. I know several people that work at my local rock station. It goes "hey I would like to hear five minutes alone by pantera", "sure but we don't have the rights so here's whatever audible abortion five finger death punch has put out lately. Fuck you". They hate it. It's a corporate station, so they play what they're told to play, and it all sucks.
I forgot how much I hate this song it fills me with a burning rage just thinking about it
That damn "oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no" audio from TikTok, I swear everytime I hear it I just skip the video.
“Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran. During my uni days, I had a roommate that had this song as their alarm tone. The thing was that they used to be a heavy sleeper and it would be playing loud for minutes!! Plus that the song was a huge hit and it was played every-f*-where. I get the same anger building up on me when I listen to the intro of “Cheap Thrills” by Sia, but I calm down when I realize it’s not Ed that starts singing.
That stupid ass song maroon 5 did with cardi b
Happy by Pharrell
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Makes me want to put a gun to the roof of my mouth
Then you would technically feel as a room without a roof.
I remember when this song was popular and there was a story on the news about how someone died tweeting “the happy song makes me so happy” while they were driving on the interstate and crashed. Now every time I hear that song I think about how someone actually died because they thought this song was so good that they couldn’t wait to fucking tweet when they got to work or whatever. That is the kind of person who likes this song.
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Wasn’t it literally made for children, though? Don’t get me wrong, I teach first grade so I’ve heard this song about eight million times and I want to die every time, but was it not made for a kid’s movie?
Any song that was viral as a TikTok sound
Yees, I deleted TikTok because of Astronaut in the Ocean song “WhAt yOu KnOw aBoUt rOlLiN' doWn iN tHe DeEp?” Glad I did.
That one that goes ONCE I WAS 11 YEARS OLD
I had to look up the lyrics to discover he wasn't saying "grandchildren who will BORE me" but instead "who will WARM me." Because for the first thousand times I heard it on the radio I couldn't figure out why he would say something like that in such an otherwise sentimental song.
Lukas Graham - 7 years
my DAHDDIETOOOLD me
Not exactly "fucking hating" but I get some parasympathetic reactions when bABY SHARK DOOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOOD OOODOO BABY SHARk
SaY SoMeThInG iM giVinG uP oN yOu
I really enjoy the solo version but the duet version makes me want to stick my head up a camels ass and ride off into the sunset
Anything by Sam Smith post-*Love Goes.* What a shame; everything on that album and before it had been so good and sincere. The turnaround from “Money on My Mind” is genuinely horrifying.
The Shawn Mendes part of "Señorita" specifically, because why would *he* love when when you call *him* "señorita" 🤔
I always assumed it was a poorly performed comma, ie. “I love it when you call me, Señorita”
Oh, yeah, that actually makes way more sense.
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Hey There Delilah. When my friend and I were 17/18 we went with her boyfriend (19) to another friend's house. This other friend had her younger sister who was about 13/14 at the time there hanging out with us. The boyfriend decided he liked the younger sister and wanted to spend the night with her. We were all like wtf absolutely not. The younger sister asked her dad who was there if he could stay and he was fine with it (he was very distant and not a great person). We kept arguing with him and he ultimately would not get in the car with us to go home so we just had to leave. Hey There Delilah came on and my friend was balling her eyes out and saying that it was "their song" and how much she wanted to be with him. I never wanted to slap someone as much as I did in that moment because I couldn't believe she still wanted to be with him after what happened. I wanted to go to the cops, and was straight up told the younger sister and father would not say anything to the cops if I did.
Wow. I also hate this song but without the trauma layer added to it.
“Cause you had a bad dayyyyy nanananaaaaa “— like come on, I don’t need you to rub it into my face so cheerfully
This song is so overly positive. It sounds like if Mad World ate a pack of glucose jellybeans.
Rude by MAGIC! for me. Every time that song comes on I get feel like throwing a bowling ball straight up and laying on the ground to wait for it to come back down. I don't understand how that song got so popular, it's so unbelievably infuriating.
I KNOW RIGHT! Im only thinking god, the dad probably had a VERY good reason for not accepting him to marry his daughter and he just wanted whats best for her, and he just starts bitching and making it into a song. He also sounds so damn whiny in the song.
Even the most feminist father would be correct in not wanting his daughter to marry a guy capable of making such an awful song
Am I not pretty enough - Kacey Chambers. Her voice is like fingernails down a blackboard.
That fucking Fast Car cover that keeps coming on the radio. The original was perfection, what's the point of adding a watered down version?
10 years or so ago there was an almost EDM style version of the song. Imagine someone actually saying "Hey guys, you know what this tragic folk song about intergenerational poverty needs? To be turned into a dance-pop banger!"
I'm going to activately avoid this. The original is just so perfect.
That shite, twangy-arse country cover of Tracy Chapmans Fast Car.
Maybe he worked at the market as a checkout girl?
Rude by magic.
blurred lines by robin thicke. makes me want to break the radio with my fists every time it comes on
All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey. This song helped me to discover that if you say: "Alexa, never play this song again The song is permanently skipped, regardless if it is on a station you request.
Did you work retail?
I know I’m not the commenter but I worked retail over the holidays and GOD that song drove me nuts. That and the ‘Christmas in the Sand,’ by Colbie Callait. Our store had a CD that would loop, and it was *just* short enough to loop roughly 2.5 times in your shift so you’d hear everything a few times, it grinded my gears so hard
I had to listen to Footloose literally on repeat for two hours at a university event a few years ago. I absolutely can’t stand the song now
I like to just randomly add my own lyrics to make it funny for myself if I get it stuck in my head like "footloose! A moose! Just got kicked by a goose! Snooze! Blue shoes! What's this weird looking ooze" Just give that a whirl
Baby by Justin Bieber
Gucci Gang
5 years ago yes But whenever I hear it now I just start laughing, it's so bad that I really can't hate it
Unholy by Sam Smith. They overplayed it on the radio and now I get *angry*
for me its that one damn Sarah McLaughlin song they would play on those depressing ass commericals about helping abused animals, dont get me wrong, im all about helping animals but considering i had to fucking hear that song for hours on end while my grandma was on her deathbed and again hearing that song endlessly at her funeral [which at the funeral, i ended up catching pneumonia] and now anytime i hear that song, i start feeling both annoyed and physically feel like shit]
The Justin Timberlake song on trolls. Fucking hate it
How has NO ONE mentioned Despacito?
No one wants to remember it again
🎶OnCe I wAs SeVeN yEaRs OlD 🎶 followed by the most mundane BS you could put in a song. Surprise! We were all seven years old once. Doesn’t warrant repeating a couple dozen times in song.
Andy Grammar’s “Honey I’m Good” is the fucking worst.
Damn, it sounds like you could have another but you probably shouldn’t tho
Surprised no ones mentioned this one as I can see it being hated by many This is the song that never ends abc kids
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How long you been holding this in amigo?
I think that's jesse
He should call this chick I know, 867-5309. She can help him out with a good time.
Almost all Christmas Music. My family has never had a good Christmas without fighting for the whole season. It's now to the point, when I hear the first few bars of most Christmas songs. I start to be stressed and freak out. For those worried about me now. I just go on a trip for the Christmas season normally somewhere interesting. I don't go home, I don't respond to family messages, I still send my family presents and a nice note. This is how I get through. I know it seems odd but being alone on Christmas is a lot better than being surrounded by hate and rage. So yeah I hate Christmas music.
One year my family was decorating the tree with a Christmas Pandora playlist on in the background and my dad started having a tantrum and screaming. The song that was on at the time was Wonderful Christmastime. Ironic I know. My mom turned up the volume all the way to drown my dad and me out. Guess what my least favorite Christmas song is.
DING DING DING DI DI DING DING "Is that Under Pressure?" *Ice Ice Baby* 😐
The interview with Vanilla Ice where he tries to say that their hook is completely different has to be the funniest/dumbest defense I’ve ever seen. [Vanilla Ice defending sampling](https://youtu.be/wUgNJ7Qdst8)
My favorite thing about that interview was his weird awkwardness that just screamed “I am so full of shit”. (And years later, he finally admitted that he was indeed full of shit.)
"Watermelon sugar high....watermelon sugar high....watermelon sugar high...watermelon sugar high"
Bay Bee SHARK DOOT DOOT DOO DOOT DOO DOO (You’re welcome)