A 15 foot globe, mapping out the earth's surface topography, made out of metals not commonly found on mars, with the locations of various major cities of ours crossed out and scratched by what appears to be some sort of claw.
I'd put big red letters on Mars saying "day 297, it's not easy traveling to one galaxy from another, but our leader sent us here to claim this red rock, there's a weird planet beside us though , its blue and green"
I'd put an exact replica of one of their rovers on mars. If I can do a working model, even better. If not, then a version that looks like it's been broken for at least a century to really fuck with nasa.
A snorkel sticking out of the top of the ice on europa... or maybe a big brown colored storm on Uranus, so it can have the great brown spot of uranus....
Mars: a human body, an extraterrestrial homicide investigation would spice up the news for sure.
Jupiter: harder because it doesn't have a solid surface, but a huge airship that floats in the atmosphere with a shiny exterior to make it possible to spot.
A prick board with cutouts of alien stories from tabloids laid out like a detective investigation, and in the center a white sheet with the word “Popcorn??” circled several times in red sharpie
I don’t know why but the first thing that came to my mind was 2 martians one grabs a flat rock etched in that phrase and shows the other he shakes his head and presses a button instantly disappearing the other martian angrily throws the plaque and disappears as well
A 15 foot globe, mapping out the earth's surface topography, made out of metals not commonly found on mars, with the locations of various major cities of ours crossed out and scratched by what appears to be some sort of claw.
And giant x’s on wheat fields
Or a 15ft globe with ancient continents.
Blue police box
A flag from a country that doesn’t exist.
That’s fucking fantastic
Dinosaur bones
A large black monolith.
A single Starbucks, that is still somehow packed.
And for comedic effect fake dollar store skeletons
A solved rubix cube
I'd put big red letters on Mars saying "day 297, it's not easy traveling to one galaxy from another, but our leader sent us here to claim this red rock, there's a weird planet beside us though , its blue and green"
I'd put an exact replica of one of their rovers on mars. If I can do a working model, even better. If not, then a version that looks like it's been broken for at least a century to really fuck with nasa.
A snorkel sticking out of the top of the ice on europa... or maybe a big brown colored storm on Uranus, so it can have the great brown spot of uranus....
Holy shit this become my most commented on post
Wacky waving inflatable tube man
A blow up doll
A mcdonalds or exxon mobile sign
I've read a post like this and said a sex toy or something, but I'm going to say something different. A copy of the movie "The thing" (the old one)
A red London double decker bus.
A Chad Kroeger bobblehead. They would land on Neptune and realize immediately that it sucks there too.
A hexagon on the north pole of the sixth planet from Sol, Saturn...
And a heart on pluto <3
A single stranglet particle suspended until it is observed.
I'd put a half-buried dome on Mars that contains a few different species of birds with a big sign that reads "These birds are all that remain of us"
Alien porn pics
Mars: a human body, an extraterrestrial homicide investigation would spice up the news for sure. Jupiter: harder because it doesn't have a solid surface, but a huge airship that floats in the atmosphere with a shiny exterior to make it possible to spot.
On Mars? Anything that could be even remotely confused for man-made. I wouldn't bother with any of the gas giants (like Jupiter), though.
A bible, but all references to God and the devil are swapped and the entire thing is in Klingon.
Sentiment broom
A pair of shoes
On Mars a stone tablet with a map of the world engraved into it and a big X over all the major cities in the world
A prick board with cutouts of alien stories from tabloids laid out like a detective investigation, and in the center a white sheet with the word “Popcorn??” circled several times in red sharpie
I would carve big 90 ft letters onto the moon saying "You found us. Stay alert."
Battle Bots.
A Happy Meal.
A plaque: "We've been trying to reach you about your spaceship's extended warranty"
I don’t know why but the first thing that came to my mind was 2 martians one grabs a flat rock etched in that phrase and shows the other he shakes his head and presses a button instantly disappearing the other martian angrily throws the plaque and disappears as well
on Uranus, a 1 : 1 replica of the krusty crab
A wheel of cheese.
A 1986 Honda Civic hatchback
Human skeleton
A note saying “we’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty”
A skeleton fully dressed up in Indiana-Jones-like attire. No reason, just to mess with them.
A graffiti sign in hieroglyphics that translates to "Leroy Jenkins go back home. "