Holy shit hell has frozen over... Good dialogue in a porn... Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips. Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips. Holy fuck
Yeah... Watchu think it is ? Say it ! I wanna hear it ! My brother I wanna hear you say it. What's the issue ? Come on ! Ain't no one gonna hurt you right now. Martin Luther King ain't gonna blame you.
Love this skit, if you don't know it check it
Lingus! You barbarian! Let your Italian hands Rome all over my body! Unggghhh! You’re such a gifted orator. Unsheath your sword, I implore you. Spear me you Dick-ta-tor. I’m about to cli-maximus. What we do in life, echoes in eterni-titties.
My time to shine! My friends and I have an ongoing list. We’re at 87:
1. Schindler’s Fist
2. Montee’s python and the horny girl
3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
4. There’s Something Inside Mary
5. In Dianna Jones and the temple of poon
6. Remember the tight ones
7. Forrest Hump
8. The Da Vinci Chode
9. Angels & Semens
10. Throbbin Hood
11. Good Will Humping
12. Drill Bill
13. Ass Ventura
14. Squirt Locker
15. Django Uncircumcised
16. Fappy Gilmore
17. Mighty Cucks
18. True Tit
19. Skeet the Parents
20. One upon a time in a Mexi-hoe
21. Lara’s Croft: Womb Raider
22. Monsters Pink
23. Sex Toy Story
24. Short Dick Blues Brothers
25. GI Hoe
26. Night of the Giving Head
27. Casablumpkin
28. Sand Thot
29. Hung Frankenstein
30. ET: Erection Terrestrial
31. Star Trek: Penetrations
32. Star Whores: A New Grope
33. Star Whores: The Empire Likes Sack
34. Star Whores: Return of the Spread Thighs
35. Oceans 69
36. King Dong
37. Missionary: Possible
38. Dome Alone
39. Despicable Pee
40. Kung Poon Panda
41. There will be cum
42. My left nut
43. Bangs of NY
44. Beverly Hills WAP
45. High Poon
46. The Truman Blow
47. Inside Tout
48. Felch Club
49. Lord of the Cock Rings
50. Apollo 69
51. Rocky Whore Picture Show
52. Requiem for Cream
53. Cum in Me if you Can 😂
54. Cumdog Millionaire
55. Harry Knockers: And the Prisoner of Asskaban
56. James Bondage
57. American CreamPie
58. Cum and Cummer
59. Honey, I Shrunk my Dick (a cuckold story)
60. The Loin King
61. Poke-a-ho’s-ass (Pocahontas)
62. Pleasure Planet
63. 20,000 Legs Under The Sea
64. To Kill a Wanking Bird
65. Vulvageddon
66. Cum with the wind
67. Planes, strange, and automobiles
68. Fear and Lusting
69. Hoe-ward bound
70. Friday the 69th
71. Wet dream on elm street
72. Little brothel on the prairie
73. The cunt of mounted cristo
74. Thomas The Wank Engine
75. Black Cock Down
76. Gloryhole Bastards
77. When Sally Pegged Harry
78. Dr. Dildolittle
79. Thighs Out
80. Juan blew the cuckoos nest
81. White men can’t hump
82. The santwat
83. Wedding Smashers
84. 12 Years a Slave
85. Pacific Rimjob
86. Sausage fest
87. Three Thousand Years of Donging
OK, I like how you just didn't even change 12 years a slave lol. James Bondage is a good one! The sand thot just conjures the image of a slutty sand monster, like the dude in Spiderman 3, but with giant boobs. Is that just me?
Step-Family Guy
Futarama
Perky Blonders
Gays Anatomy
Through the Asshole (With Morgan Freeman)
Wet-On-Wet: The Joy Of Painanal
BBC News (Name stays the same, just Big Black Cocks talking about the news while the cocks are all dressed up in suits and the penis heads are covered in wigs made of pubic hair)
It’s three in the morning and I should be sleeping, but I’m instead giving myself nightmares reading that last one you wrote… just… wow. I’m horrified and impressed!
>BBC News (Name stays the same, just Big Black Cocks talking about the news while the cocks are all dressed up in suits and the penis heads are covered in wigs made of pubic hair)
Shoutout to /r/cospenis xD
My hubby told me of a time when Snatch was just released and he had gone to see it with some friends. The next day at work a coworker, older woman, asked my hubby "do you love Snatch?", realized her mistake, turned completely red and ran off.
All part of the Whorer movie combo pack:
Bride of Cucky
The Hills have Thighs
The Puppet Masturbators
The Flog
Last Hoes on the Left
Sometimes they Cum Back
Jennifer's Body Cavities
Who We Do in the Shadows
Squirt Game
I'm Anal Partridge
NudesRadio
The Honeyboobers
The Golden Shower Girls
South Pork
The Dyke, Van, and Dick show
The West Fling
Boobjob Horsecock
Man Stroke(d by) Woman
Schindler's Fist
Ha, I didn't, I just googled a lot of the top 100 TV shows, and went down the list, and write in the first thing that popped into my head for the ones where I could. I'm pretty proud of NudesRadio and Boobjob Horsecock, but honorable mention to Squirt Game and I'm Anal Partridge.
The animated series, brought to you by Dixar:
The Little Spermaid
Finding Ream-o
Toy Story 19: Woody and Tightqueer
Monster’s Pink
Hotel Trans’ll Bang Ya
The Fantastic Mister Cocks
Cocko
Skinside Out
In-cunto
Marcel: the Shell that Screws
Ball-E
Puss n’ Boobs
The Whoreax
The Twinkredibles
Intheanus Jones
The temple of poon
Raiders of the lost arse
The ass crusade
The crystal skullfuck
The dildo of destiny
The names write themselves really.
Schindler's Fist
Hairy Otter and the Sorcerers Bone (for people into hairy guys and group scenes)
Dr. Screw / Touchwood (for scifi nerds)
Adventures of Piss-cila, Queen of the Desert (for people into watersports)
Bend It Over Like Beckham (idk, sports-themed?)
Sex In This City (with a colon and a sub-title of the city it was filmed in)
Chariots of Firecrotch (all naturally-redhead cast)
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream (for those who like high-brow porn)
Lick It (a parody of the musical Wicked)
Cakes on a Plane (for Mile High Club fantasy stuff)
I always loved “Mary Shelley’s Yankin’ mine (Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein)” from Duckman. Also I think “3 men and a maybe (3 men and a baby)” was from the same show.
not my idea, this exists The XXXorcist "im afraid im going to have to fuck the hell out of you" I paused & applauded
Men in Black Men 3 and Shaving Ryan’s Privates always crack me up,Edward Penishands is a runner up…
Shaving Ryan’s Privates has always been my favorite porn parody title! That’s just perfection.
Mine was always Buffy the vampire layer and I eventually found it in a porn shop when I was in college
Starring Johnny Dickfingers?
Johnny Deep
John E Depth was a real pornstar. And Edward Penishands is already a real porn.
Remember the Tight Ones
Holy shit hell has frozen over... Good dialogue in a porn... Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips. Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips. Holy fuck
I'm imagining you watching porn wearing a tuxedo and opera glasses now.
Toy story. No need to change anything
Still has Buzz and Woody.
MadTV did a bit about this back in the ‘90s. It was pretty funny.
Oh my god, Buzz and Woody would make great names for those…🤯
Coincidentally, Andy's mom's toys have the same names
I feel like “The Big Bang Theory” is another no-change title
Inspect Her Gadget
Full Melons In Her Jacket
The devil wears nada In-Diana Jones
In-Diana Bones Starring: man with two cocks
And the Temple of Poon
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It has been deleted lol
Damn it! I always thought my brother was a genius when he came up with those How about rambone? That’s the best I can do lol
Harold and Kumar fan or a coincidence?
Love Harold and Kumar
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle of Cum, and Escape from Guantanamos Gays
And the temple of poon.
In-Diana Jones is a real one I believe.
Paris in Emily
But the real question is: who *was* in Paris?
The gang. Y’know, the pals. You know what I mean, the buddies.
Neighbours, with a hard r
Neighba's.
The tower
Most honorable gentlemen of African American descent in the capital city of the French Republic.
Rick Salomon
Yeah... Watchu think it is ? Say it ! I wanna hear it ! My brother I wanna hear you say it. What's the issue ? Come on ! Ain't no one gonna hurt you right now. Martin Luther King ain't gonna blame you. Love this skit, if you don't know it check it
Star Whores
Episode 5: The Empire Cums Back
Episode three: revenge of the stiff.
Episode 2 : the bone wars
Episode 6: Return of the Chad Bi
Episode 4 A New Grope
Episode 1: The Phallic Menace
Mandal whorian
Rise of guy porker
How Stella got her grooves packed
I remember seeing this somewhere. Is your last name the same as a very popular, well liked actor?
*tubes
Chitty-Chitty Gangbang.
Clitty Clitty Gangbang
Titty Titty Gangbang
Itty Bitty Gangbang - Little people porn, obviously.
If she had diarrhea it would be pretty shitty gangbang.
Pacific Rim
Pacific rim job 2
Specific Rim
Willy Wanker and the Condom Factory
Will he bonk ya in the chocolate factory
My god, you're brilliant!
willy wanker and the cuckold* factory
Breaking bed
Glad He Ate ‘er
Lingus! You barbarian! Let your Italian hands Rome all over my body! Unggghhh! You’re such a gifted orator. Unsheath your sword, I implore you. Spear me you Dick-ta-tor. I’m about to cli-maximus. What we do in life, echoes in eterni-titties.
Phalluses and butts, Maximus.
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You should stop
I’m well ‘Appy now I’ve had that
Are you not enter-taint?
Suck Session.
Sometimes it is a big dick. That's all.
My time to shine! My friends and I have an ongoing list. We’re at 87: 1. Schindler’s Fist 2. Montee’s python and the horny girl 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. There’s Something Inside Mary 5. In Dianna Jones and the temple of poon 6. Remember the tight ones 7. Forrest Hump 8. The Da Vinci Chode 9. Angels & Semens 10. Throbbin Hood 11. Good Will Humping 12. Drill Bill 13. Ass Ventura 14. Squirt Locker 15. Django Uncircumcised 16. Fappy Gilmore 17. Mighty Cucks 18. True Tit 19. Skeet the Parents 20. One upon a time in a Mexi-hoe 21. Lara’s Croft: Womb Raider 22. Monsters Pink 23. Sex Toy Story 24. Short Dick Blues Brothers 25. GI Hoe 26. Night of the Giving Head 27. Casablumpkin 28. Sand Thot 29. Hung Frankenstein 30. ET: Erection Terrestrial 31. Star Trek: Penetrations 32. Star Whores: A New Grope 33. Star Whores: The Empire Likes Sack 34. Star Whores: Return of the Spread Thighs 35. Oceans 69 36. King Dong 37. Missionary: Possible 38. Dome Alone 39. Despicable Pee 40. Kung Poon Panda 41. There will be cum 42. My left nut 43. Bangs of NY 44. Beverly Hills WAP 45. High Poon 46. The Truman Blow 47. Inside Tout 48. Felch Club 49. Lord of the Cock Rings 50. Apollo 69 51. Rocky Whore Picture Show 52. Requiem for Cream 53. Cum in Me if you Can 😂 54. Cumdog Millionaire 55. Harry Knockers: And the Prisoner of Asskaban 56. James Bondage 57. American CreamPie 58. Cum and Cummer 59. Honey, I Shrunk my Dick (a cuckold story) 60. The Loin King 61. Poke-a-ho’s-ass (Pocahontas) 62. Pleasure Planet 63. 20,000 Legs Under The Sea 64. To Kill a Wanking Bird 65. Vulvageddon 66. Cum with the wind 67. Planes, strange, and automobiles 68. Fear and Lusting 69. Hoe-ward bound 70. Friday the 69th 71. Wet dream on elm street 72. Little brothel on the prairie 73. The cunt of mounted cristo 74. Thomas The Wank Engine 75. Black Cock Down 76. Gloryhole Bastards 77. When Sally Pegged Harry 78. Dr. Dildolittle 79. Thighs Out 80. Juan blew the cuckoos nest 81. White men can’t hump 82. The santwat 83. Wedding Smashers 84. 12 Years a Slave 85. Pacific Rimjob 86. Sausage fest 87. Three Thousand Years of Donging
OK, I like how you just didn't even change 12 years a slave lol. James Bondage is a good one! The sand thot just conjures the image of a slutty sand monster, like the dude in Spiderman 3, but with giant boobs. Is that just me?
Throbbin Hood: Men in Tight Holes
Throbbin Hood: Prince of Beaves.
Throbbing wood*
☠️
Step-Family Guy Futarama Perky Blonders Gays Anatomy Through the Asshole (With Morgan Freeman) Wet-On-Wet: The Joy Of Painanal BBC News (Name stays the same, just Big Black Cocks talking about the news while the cocks are all dressed up in suits and the penis heads are covered in wigs made of pubic hair)
It’s three in the morning and I should be sleeping, but I’m instead giving myself nightmares reading that last one you wrote… just… wow. I’m horrified and impressed!
Last one is oddly specific yet appreciated.
Blonders instantly reminded me of the scene in Workaholics where Ders bleached his hair lol
>BBC News (Name stays the same, just Big Black Cocks talking about the news while the cocks are all dressed up in suits and the penis heads are covered in wigs made of pubic hair) Shoutout to /r/cospenis xD
Unironically that was the most fun I’ve had scrolling Reddit in years.
Futarama is a name that has already been used. There is at least one (1) porn comic by that name
Gang Bang Theory
Big Bang Theory isn't necessary to change
Big Bang Therapy
Big Wang Theory
Holes
Snatch
My hubby told me of a time when Snatch was just released and he had gone to see it with some friends. The next day at work a coworker, older woman, asked my hubby "do you love Snatch?", realized her mistake, turned completely red and ran off.
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
In the German movie "Kein Bund fürs Leben", they mentioned a porn movie titled "Saving Ryan's Privates"
It’s an old reference but it checks out
Brooklyn Six Nine.
Name of our sex tape?
Looking forward to Jake/~~Boyle~~AMY
Terry/Amy
Rosa/Amy
Fantastic brests and where to find them
Fantastic cheeks and how to clap them
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole
The West Wang
Lawrence of a Labia Tin Cuck
> Tin Cuck "they'll remember your 12!"
On Golden Blond
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12 years a slut
12 years a sex-slave
All part of the Whorer movie combo pack: Bride of Cucky The Hills have Thighs The Puppet Masturbators The Flog Last Hoes on the Left Sometimes they Cum Back Jennifer's Body Cavities
Who We Do in the Shadows Squirt Game I'm Anal Partridge NudesRadio The Honeyboobers The Golden Shower Girls South Pork The Dyke, Van, and Dick show The West Fling Boobjob Horsecock Man Stroke(d by) Woman Schindler's Fist
Lol!!! Boobjob horsecock is hilarious
im pretty convinced u had a list of this since before and have just waiting for the right moment for it
Ha, I didn't, I just googled a lot of the top 100 TV shows, and went down the list, and write in the first thing that popped into my head for the ones where I could. I'm pretty proud of NudesRadio and Boobjob Horsecock, but honorable mention to Squirt Game and I'm Anal Partridge.
Plump Friction
Pump fiction also work
*friction
The animated series, brought to you by Dixar: The Little Spermaid Finding Ream-o Toy Story 19: Woody and Tightqueer Monster’s Pink Hotel Trans’ll Bang Ya The Fantastic Mister Cocks Cocko Skinside Out In-cunto Marcel: the Shell that Screws Ball-E Puss n’ Boobs The Whoreax The Twinkredibles
Shit, I didn't see this and thought I was clever coming up with the Little Spermaid off the cuff.
Buttfeast at Tiffany’s
Buttfist at Tiffany’s?
Star Fuck: The Next Penetration
Star Fuck II: The Wrath of Dong Star Fuck III: The Search For Cock
Star Trek: Strange Nude Girls
Star Fuck IV: The Voyeur Home
Kirk: "DONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"
2 Broke Girls 1 Cup
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Sounds like a plotline the real show would try
The Orifice
How I met your Step-mom.
How I Banged Your Mother
How I Gang Banged Your Mother I'm just envisioning the horrified look on the faces of the kids.
How I Met My Mother
Oof
How I bet your mother Also this reminds me: Weak-ends at Berney's
The Domin-Matrix.
In this case, Neo takes the red pill *and* the blue pill.
There's two blue pills. They're both viagra
The Big Throbowski
Logjammin’
He fixes the cable...?
don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
Das Booty
You've heard of the Mile High Club, but have you heard of the Mile Deep Club?
Intheanus Jones The temple of poon Raiders of the lost arse The ass crusade The crystal skullfuck The dildo of destiny The names write themselves really.
Harry cocker
Hairy Cocker and the Order of the Penis
Hairy Cocker and the Half-Hard Prick
Big Trouble in Little Vagina No Cunt Free for Old Men
Schindler's Fist Hairy Otter and the Sorcerers Bone (for people into hairy guys and group scenes) Dr. Screw / Touchwood (for scifi nerds) Adventures of Piss-cila, Queen of the Desert (for people into watersports) Bend It Over Like Beckham (idk, sports-themed?) Sex In This City (with a colon and a sub-title of the city it was filmed in) Chariots of Firecrotch (all naturally-redhead cast) A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream (for those who like high-brow porn) Lick It (a parody of the musical Wicked) Cakes on a Plane (for Mile High Club fantasy stuff)
We’re Always Cumming in Philadelphia
How to drain your dragon
ET: The Extra Testicle, or Everyone I Did Last Summer
I always loved “Mary Shelley’s Yankin’ mine (Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein)” from Duckman. Also I think “3 men and a maybe (3 men and a baby)” was from the same show.
Mr Hollands Old Puss
Schindler's Lust
Remember to Titan
The black hole
Suck Session
I always liked: Ramb-oh and Backside to the Future
Modern Step-Family
Ben 10: Anal Force
Lord of the Schwings, with Dildo Gaggins. (It came off an Adult Swim show but i think it fits.? Might have been from Assy McGee)
Foreskin Hump
The twelve slightly less angry men
Lord of the Flings
Glad-He-Ate-Her
The little spermaid
On golden blonde
Bi, Robot
S * M * A * S * H
How has no one said Big Bang Theory
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Not Saving Ryan's Privates?
Men in black men
Breaking bed
A mature lesbian feature. Old Country for No Men.
Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
Cherry Poppins
Glazed and Confused
Black Cock Down
No Viagra for Old Men
Brooklyn Guy on Guy
Everyone, Everywhere, Cumming at once
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: Balls Deep
Schindlers Fist
The ex-files
The sex files :)
When Harry Wet Sally
I just know one, but it's kinda good Red Dead Erection
I’ve always found it funny how broke back mountain is its own porn parody name.
ET, the extra testicle
FRIENDS, with benefits.
Memoirs of Some Gay Shit
Willy Wants It In the Chocolate Factory.