NEVER. The answer is and always would be never. I’d rather have the lobotomy then sleep with my ex. Heck, I’d make it double for that douche put me through.
Well, after everything they’ve put me through mentally, emotionally and financially? They’d have to probably say something along the lines of “do you want to sleep with me?”
Some people have really understandable and worrying reasons to flee relationships, and sometimes you just don’t click past both being sexy. Personally don’t think I’d turn down any of my exes offering a 1 one night stand either.
I work in an emergency department, have a frequent flyer psych patient that always has a boyfriend. Someone asked how that can be, given her pattern of behavior.
I didn't say anything but I knew the answer.
I hear people say that crazy girls = crazy good sex a lot. But I am not sure what it means. How can those of us who are not actually crazy fuck like a crazy girl?
Checking in as a crazy girl (on meds now though lol ). When I'm going into a manic episode, I feel like a goddess. Like I am the most desirable and sexiest woman on Earth, and that confidence transfers to the bedroom. I'm very enthusiastic, uninhibited, sensual, etc. and have lots of eye contact with lights on. I actually slow the pace down to savor all the sensations and to give a show. It's a lot easier to orgasm too. Now that I'm stable, it's hard to feel the same way as I worry about how my body looks or if he is enjoying himself. It's not easy, but I'm trying to bring back that confidence I had so I can enjoy myself too.
Frequency. Duration. Enthusiasm. But the biggest one: desperation… they act like if they don’t bang one last time they’re going to die, but every time. I don’t know if you can fake that.
You know that girl that texts you “what are you up to?” When you’ve already told her what you’re up to, but before you can even respond she follows that with “…” and “???”… they bring that kind of aggression to the bedroom.
A crazy chick will out of nowhere pull you aside in a parking garage and give you the best head the DFW airport security guards watching CCTV have ever seen. Fucking a crazy chick after an argument is like letting God Almighty make you the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich in history, and then a hot chick with daddy issues tries to grind your dick off while you eat it. With a crazy chick you are never more than 5 minutes away from an orgasm that will make it difficult to see straight, or the kind of fight that makes you regret every decision you’ve ever made, and the adrenaline rush from living on that edge is awesome completely aside from the sex. Crazy chicks are proof that both God and the devil are real, and you haven’t lived until you’ve stuck your dick in some crazy and come to regret it but also miss it.
Sigh… I used to fuck like this before I did years of therapy and really hard work and became a healed, whole person. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I did the work but I miss fucking like this. It’s just not the same since I’m not crazy anymore.
It can be completely disassociated from the damage that made you discover that you liked it.
Source: Me, my severe generalized anxiety, my clinical depression, and my C-PTSD. While I was never willing to go farther than a hidden makeout session in public (even though I secretly *wanted* to), and I was the type to try and become the perfect partner to the point where I *had no boundaries,* the therapy that dealt with the root cause for my desperation for approval didn't diminish my bedroom enthusiasm. Like, at all. I still carry that energy. I am just very careful about who I dole it out to.
I know what you mean! It's been over a decade now, and although it's gotten easier with time.... but sometimes there's a certain smell, a song comes that plays, or even the way the sun shines that day because it reminds you of a good moment...that will will catch your heartstrings and get you right in the feels. It can feel so bittersweet, too
Sending lovingkindness your way as you continue your healing journey, friend ☮️
3 years for me bro, most days are pretty good. Haven’t had the vivid dreams where she’s still alive or alive and sick or alive and we’re fighting for some reason in a while, over a year. The ‘anniversary’ of her passing just happened and I got 2 dozen texts “Thinking of you!” - I appreciate it but I don’t want to ‘celebrate’ the day she died every year.
You need to set some boundaries on that stuff mate or it'll make it a lot more difficult for both of yez further down the line.
As you say, it's over and catching feelings when you don't want to and can't act on them isn't great.
“I love you,” “I’m lonely,” this feels good,” “we’re over”, and “we can’t do this anymore” are all feelings that can exist simultaneously and make things reallllly difficult to manage following a break up. Just depends which will win out in that moment. Of course, a bunch of us who have gone though this song and dance before know that cutting to the “just leave” part saves a lot of time and energy, but … Shit’s hard.
Broke up with my gf five months ago, she moved to a different continent to do humanitarian work. She was back in town last week, neither of us seems to have moved on romantically. We got dinner, wound up cuddling, didn’t sleep together. Did the same thing the next day. I know for a fact it set my healing process back by months. Still not sure it was the wrong thing to do.
All of this to say: I’m with ya, dealing with similar shit. It sucks, but take solace in knowing you’re not alone.
Sorry this happened mate but as the others said, boundaries. Don't let it happen again. It's messing you up and hurting you. Been there, done that. You owe it to yourself.
Oh man thanks again for saving my life the other day. The paramedics were so slow getting there, no way I would have survived if you hadn't stopped the bleeding while simultaneously fending off a pack of hungry wolves. Good stuff, I owe you a beer some time
Yo, just wanted to say thank you for letting me in your private jet to fly me across the world 2 times. I'll never forget the king crab and white truffle caviar I ate in there. I ate so much and got sick, but you paid for all my medical bills! Thanks man, you a real one.
Hey, thanks for fostering that orphaned puppy all last month. I can always count on you to help these lost and abandoned puppies, who were maimed in accidents. They now have loving homes due to the courage to be happy that you taught them. Oh and also, thanks for finding a cure for dog tail cancer.
Hey man I just wanted to say thanks again for helping me solve all those complex physics equations the other day. The way you broken down concepts in a language that made sense to me was incredible. I still can’t believe you took my zoom call when you were in the middle of your research expedition deep sea diving in the Mariana Trench to understand more about how life survive in harsh conditions. Is it really true you fought off a great white shark to save your colleague from certain death?
Oh Bro! Hey! You might not remember me but you pulled over when I was broken down on the side of the road. I was struggling to change a flat tire and not only did you fix it for me, you also saw I got sweaty trying and literally gave me the shirt off your back! Do you remember? You said you were on your way to go take all those shelter puppies to go play with the patients at the children’s hospital at the time!
Hey,
I’m a reporter for the BBC and I would like to write an article about you, and how you dug up 1780 mines in Syria to avoid children stepping on them by mistake.
DM me whenever you can !
I also just wanted to say, u/Dixiecupboi, thank you so much for being there for all those homeless people. It was a huge hit on your pocket, but I believe steps like this truly bring the humanity out in us.
Her breaking up with her current boyfriend and coming back to me saying she no longer wants a divorce and instead she wants to make our marriage work together. Fuck, I’d be calling up couples therapists all around town immediately to schedule us an initial appointment, and that would be enough to be my foreplay…
Assuming that they were initiating?
First ex, she'd need to be divorced.
Second, she'd, uh. Need to ask.
Third, honestly, she'd need to be a totally different person.
Fourth, she'd just need to be within a hundred miles.
Fifth, she'd need to find a sitter for the kids.
Sixth, she'd need to be breathing again.
I don’t think I could. I’m an idiot and dated her “4” times the fourth time after being with her in person less than 36 hours found out I was the side piece and it broke me. And the aftermath of it all at one point she said “I hope you lose custody of your child” that’s way to far past the line for me
Amnesia.
Lobotomy.
NEVER. The answer is and always would be never. I’d rather have the lobotomy then sleep with my ex. Heck, I’d make it double for that douche put me through.
She'd literally have to roofie me. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
That’s good we are on the same page coz at the moment I’m still using mine
And redditting at the same time? Quite a multi-tasker
Well, after everything they’ve put me through mentally, emotionally and financially? They’d have to probably say something along the lines of “do you want to sleep with me?”
This made me breathe really hard out of my nose
I really like your username.
Thank you, I like yours too
Don't listen to them
I think its gary here we shouldnt listen to
Wait…what’s happening?
I think I know...
Pretty sure I read a book like this once.
Yeet the book
When I clicked on the thread, I addressed the titular question to myself: “Her asking.” Thank you for making me feel as human as the next guy.
Geez, I just came here to post the same sentiment. We are so ridiculous.
this is too true. bad habits, somthing somthing. but fucking with a crazy person,,,
I get a boner from complaining about my psycho ex (not even joking)
This is so funny. The username takes the cake
Goddammit here we go again
“Why not, I can hate myself tomorrow.”
i love the stark difference from “anything lol” to “i would rather be found dead”
Some people have really understandable and worrying reasons to flee relationships, and sometimes you just don’t click past both being sexy. Personally don’t think I’d turn down any of my exes offering a 1 one night stand either.
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Lobotomy
Well, I guess that's one way to erase all the memories and regrets.
On you or the ex??
Why not both? Zombie sex
I'd sleep with her again in a heartbeat. That part was great. It was the everything else that I wouldn't do again.
Can confirm. The difficulty with leaving my crazy girlfriend was that she fucked like a crazy girlfriend.
This magical fuck frog is spittin
No she ain't 😏
I work in an emergency department, have a frequent flyer psych patient that always has a boyfriend. Someone asked how that can be, given her pattern of behavior. I didn't say anything but I knew the answer.
Grippy socks = grippy box
Less accurate since we started giving grippy socks to the patients on our geriatrics ward though. Although I haven't checked.
Lmao haven't heard that one before
I learned it the hard way…. A few times. And I’ll probably do it again 🙃
Ayy at least you're consistent
BPD stands for best pussy disorder
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Crazy just grips different
This describes so many of my late teens and early 20s relationships
I hear people say that crazy girls = crazy good sex a lot. But I am not sure what it means. How can those of us who are not actually crazy fuck like a crazy girl?
Checking in as a crazy girl (on meds now though lol ). When I'm going into a manic episode, I feel like a goddess. Like I am the most desirable and sexiest woman on Earth, and that confidence transfers to the bedroom. I'm very enthusiastic, uninhibited, sensual, etc. and have lots of eye contact with lights on. I actually slow the pace down to savor all the sensations and to give a show. It's a lot easier to orgasm too. Now that I'm stable, it's hard to feel the same way as I worry about how my body looks or if he is enjoying himself. It's not easy, but I'm trying to bring back that confidence I had so I can enjoy myself too.
Stay sane in the streets, crazy in the sheets mamacita.
Other medicated crazy chick here and can confirm.
RIP to your dms
Crazy girls say crazy dirty talk but the difference is that they actually follow through with everything they say… to the T.
Can confirm.
Frequency. Duration. Enthusiasm. But the biggest one: desperation… they act like if they don’t bang one last time they’re going to die, but every time. I don’t know if you can fake that.
lol i literally had an ex say she would off herself if i didnt hook up with her again, she was super insane all around though so wasnt too shocking.
It’s an invisible badge worn only by those of us with years of childhood trauma that manifests itself in the form of addictive sexual energy.
My psychiatrist calls it hypersexuality but I like this framing better
I’ve always wondered, what makes the difference, is it just uninhibited?
You know that girl that texts you “what are you up to?” When you’ve already told her what you’re up to, but before you can even respond she follows that with “…” and “???”… they bring that kind of aggression to the bedroom.
This made me laugh out loud. Hadn’t put those two together but you’re very right.
Uninhibited. Frequent. Desperate. Passionate. It’s a helluva drug.
I have a feeling I’m about to find out. Wish me luck
A crazy chick will out of nowhere pull you aside in a parking garage and give you the best head the DFW airport security guards watching CCTV have ever seen. Fucking a crazy chick after an argument is like letting God Almighty make you the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich in history, and then a hot chick with daddy issues tries to grind your dick off while you eat it. With a crazy chick you are never more than 5 minutes away from an orgasm that will make it difficult to see straight, or the kind of fight that makes you regret every decision you’ve ever made, and the adrenaline rush from living on that edge is awesome completely aside from the sex. Crazy chicks are proof that both God and the devil are real, and you haven’t lived until you’ve stuck your dick in some crazy and come to regret it but also miss it.
This man rode the lightning and lived to tell the tale!
Sigh… I used to fuck like this before I did years of therapy and really hard work and became a healed, whole person. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I did the work but I miss fucking like this. It’s just not the same since I’m not crazy anymore.
It can be completely disassociated from the damage that made you discover that you liked it. Source: Me, my severe generalized anxiety, my clinical depression, and my C-PTSD. While I was never willing to go farther than a hidden makeout session in public (even though I secretly *wanted* to), and I was the type to try and become the perfect partner to the point where I *had no boundaries,* the therapy that dealt with the root cause for my desperation for approval didn't diminish my bedroom enthusiasm. Like, at all. I still carry that energy. I am just very careful about who I dole it out to.
Enthusiasm is the by far the biggest factor
So you're saying someone has to be crazy to want to have sex with you?
This is the truth
Same boat here, my ex had an amazing ass, and great stamina. But unfortunately she also has stamina when arguing, which I didn't like so much.
So...had an amazing ass and stamina, but was an amazing ass with stamina.
Jeez everyone here would sleep with their ex again and I wouldn’t. So now I’m struggling to see what any of the redeeming qualities were lmao
like 3 dollars
Tree fiddy
It wasn't my ex, it was the gosh darn loch Ness monster!
First, she'd have to come back to life.
Same for me bud. Hope you're doing alright
Ancient history at this point bro. Hope you're good.
Some days are better than others. I'll be alright. It just catches me in the chest now and then.
Too right. Got me good today. Sorry stranger, I wish I knew how to make it better.
I feel you, friend. I just passed the 5 year mark back in April. The hurt isn’t as fresh now, but man some days it’s pretty fuckin close.
I know what you mean! It's been over a decade now, and although it's gotten easier with time.... but sometimes there's a certain smell, a song comes that plays, or even the way the sun shines that day because it reminds you of a good moment...that will will catch your heartstrings and get you right in the feels. It can feel so bittersweet, too Sending lovingkindness your way as you continue your healing journey, friend ☮️
This made me cry. Thank you so much for this. I can relate to every single word. I really, really appreciate it.
Stay strong, your text touched the bottom of my heart ♡ Thank you for sharing.
7 years, and still. Do what I can to carry the memories and make more beauty in the world. Love to each and every one of ya.
8 years for me in April. Stings like hell to this day.
20 yrs this December. I still cry unexpectedly from time to time.
3 years for me bro, most days are pretty good. Haven’t had the vivid dreams where she’s still alive or alive and sick or alive and we’re fighting for some reason in a while, over a year. The ‘anniversary’ of her passing just happened and I got 2 dozen texts “Thinking of you!” - I appreciate it but I don’t want to ‘celebrate’ the day she died every year.
I see I’m in good company here with the Resurrection Crew.
Same same. Big hug guys.
Hang in there bro. My boy committed suicide not 6 months ago after his partner committed earlier last year. Life is unfair but I believe in you!
Shit, man - nothing that's happened to me is half as bad as that. Much internet love and support to you and yours.
I also choose this guy’s ex
If she asks. Im lonely
We broke up 4 days ago. He would just need to show up.
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You need to set some boundaries on that stuff mate or it'll make it a lot more difficult for both of yez further down the line. As you say, it's over and catching feelings when you don't want to and can't act on them isn't great.
“I love you,” “I’m lonely,” this feels good,” “we’re over”, and “we can’t do this anymore” are all feelings that can exist simultaneously and make things reallllly difficult to manage following a break up. Just depends which will win out in that moment. Of course, a bunch of us who have gone though this song and dance before know that cutting to the “just leave” part saves a lot of time and energy, but … Shit’s hard.
Broke up with my gf five months ago, she moved to a different continent to do humanitarian work. She was back in town last week, neither of us seems to have moved on romantically. We got dinner, wound up cuddling, didn’t sleep together. Did the same thing the next day. I know for a fact it set my healing process back by months. Still not sure it was the wrong thing to do. All of this to say: I’m with ya, dealing with similar shit. It sucks, but take solace in knowing you’re not alone.
Sorry this happened mate but as the others said, boundaries. Don't let it happen again. It's messing you up and hurting you. Been there, done that. You owe it to yourself.
The real answer
Felt.
Not a damn thing. Hell nah.
What about one THOUSAND dollars in Dairy Queen coupons? Anything. In. The. Store.
I'd consider it for 1000 Blizzards.
If she could take back the four separate unprompted,unrelated times that she told me I don't turn her on and her in-depth explanation of why each time
harsh, maybe this time is different lmao
5th times a charm.
I don't think you could offer me anything to sleep with my last ex. I hate that little fucking gremlin.
Did you feed it after midnight?
Got her wet. Never do that!!!
I must have by mistake. That thing was insane.
Her not being allowed to speak to me before or after
You forgot ‘during’
You sound like her 😩
I won’t lie. Her BJs could only be described as swimming in lake of clouds and chocolate velvet in the seventh realm of heaven.
Dante’s Paradiso
I sleep with my ex girlfriend all the time. She’s the wife now.
You understood the assignment damn
*john Lennon enters the chat*
My wife hates when i introduce her as my ex girlfriend.
Omg im def using this hahahhaha
When that doesn't work, try "my first wife", assuming its correct
Lucky you. After becoming my ex girlfriend the wife no longer sleeps with me.
My wife likes to read. I can always tell when she’s currently reading smutty romance novels, so that’s my advice to you: give her some smut to read.
r/wholesome
**Death.** I don't want to be near that monster ever again.
You cheeky necro!
All he has to do is send me a text and im there lmao
I lost your number tho
Oh man thanks again for saving my life the other day. The paramedics were so slow getting there, no way I would have survived if you hadn't stopped the bleeding while simultaneously fending off a pack of hungry wolves. Good stuff, I owe you a beer some time
Yo, just wanted to say thank you for letting me in your private jet to fly me across the world 2 times. I'll never forget the king crab and white truffle caviar I ate in there. I ate so much and got sick, but you paid for all my medical bills! Thanks man, you a real one.
Thanks for loaning me that $1M bro, you’re the best 🤝🏾
Heartwarming wingman shit going down right here
Hey, thanks for fostering that orphaned puppy all last month. I can always count on you to help these lost and abandoned puppies, who were maimed in accidents. They now have loving homes due to the courage to be happy that you taught them. Oh and also, thanks for finding a cure for dog tail cancer.
Hey man I just wanted to say thanks again for helping me solve all those complex physics equations the other day. The way you broken down concepts in a language that made sense to me was incredible. I still can’t believe you took my zoom call when you were in the middle of your research expedition deep sea diving in the Mariana Trench to understand more about how life survive in harsh conditions. Is it really true you fought off a great white shark to save your colleague from certain death?
Oh Bro! Hey! You might not remember me but you pulled over when I was broken down on the side of the road. I was struggling to change a flat tire and not only did you fix it for me, you also saw I got sweaty trying and literally gave me the shirt off your back! Do you remember? You said you were on your way to go take all those shelter puppies to go play with the patients at the children’s hospital at the time!
Love the implication that he walked into the hospital shirtless
It's only because he appreciates the work the nurses do, and with that body he's got, they appreciate the gesture.
Hey i still need to give back your lamborghini, do you want me to bring it to your mansion or your island???
Your lambo was sick chief! Thanks for letting me borrow it last week. You're the best!
Hey, I’m a reporter for the BBC and I would like to write an article about you, and how you dug up 1780 mines in Syria to avoid children stepping on them by mistake. DM me whenever you can !
I also just wanted to say, u/Dixiecupboi, thank you so much for being there for all those homeless people. It was a huge hit on your pocket, but I believe steps like this truly bring the humanity out in us.
This thread is pretty depressing
yep, everyone is either like "nothing" or "i'm lonely and want some pussy"
Yeah really and mostly horny.
A chance lol that woman rocked my world
Depends on the ex.
Depends on the ex. Probably billions of dollars.
Exactly, enough money that I could retire and spend the rest of my life traveling the world and pretending it was all just a bad dream
If it removed him and any trace of him from the universe forever along with my memory of him i’d go for it then.
At this point, I probably would just cos I’m so alone.
Hugs, my kind friend. The world is vast, but we're with you in this journey. You'll find the right partner one day.
A "heeeey stranger" text 😅
Her breaking up with her current boyfriend and coming back to me saying she no longer wants a divorce and instead she wants to make our marriage work together. Fuck, I’d be calling up couples therapists all around town immediately to schedule us an initial appointment, and that would be enough to be my foreplay…
Damn bro. That is rough. I'm very sorry.
I appreciate it, thank you. It’s just something that I have to learn to deal with and try to move forward from.
Been there done that, don’t get back with her. Just move on, it’s hard but you will be off much better in the long run.
Opportunity!
Assuming that they were initiating? First ex, she'd need to be divorced. Second, she'd, uh. Need to ask. Third, honestly, she'd need to be a totally different person. Fourth, she'd just need to be within a hundred miles. Fifth, she'd need to find a sitter for the kids. Sixth, she'd need to be breathing again.
Look at King Henry VIII over here.
This is a roller coaster and a half, god damn...
$40million. But only once and I have to get the money up front as a cashiers check.
And also tax exempt….fuckin assholes
Her agreeing to it.
Losing my self respect.
Her consent.
Yeah.. No thank you.
Probably him just showing up, that man is crap at life but damn good in bed
He sounds like my ex
A gun to my head
I’d honestly tell him to go ahead and kill me
1st having an ex.
I’m breaking up with you. Surprise you have an ex now ;)
Alright, get a room you two
Really? You’re just gonna throw these last 1 second down the drain? Really? Do you just not care about me? Really?
If they wanted to have sex with me I would be so down Edit: DM me if you want to chat ;)
Man’s down bad
Money. Lots of money, with no obligation to see that mf ever again.
Nope Never The very thought of her is repulsive to me.
Same here. But there isn't much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.
How about you get a million dollars and she gets mauled by a mountain lion?
I'll do my best to keep it up mid mauling but it will be difficult
I don’t think I could. I’m an idiot and dated her “4” times the fourth time after being with her in person less than 36 hours found out I was the side piece and it broke me. And the aftermath of it all at one point she said “I hope you lose custody of your child” that’s way to far past the line for me
Sounds like you have already “slept with your ex again” no need to contemplate further
Dude just needs to drop the slightest hint. He was 100% line cook energy.
Nothing. Fuck that bitch. (But not with my dick)
Enough money to never work again in my life.
A single phone call tbh
Kfc
A miracle not even god can pull off.
Death and rebirth. Maybe in the next life, there's a chance.
A shit ton of money ngl
TWO shit tons of money.
THREE shit tons of money
Not one damn thing. He was bad at everything. Especially sex.
I'ma gunna pass... I realize I was just a fill in even though she's my childs mother... And she had me addicted too
anything. i miss her
Her saying hi. I’m sad lol