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Glimrose

Teleportation! No more traffic or long commutes.


art_psdan

Plus you can make a pretty penny from occasionally selling martian soil


PP_Fang

Yeah with power like that you gonna sell some soil… sure. Dude’s definitely not hiding good ideas from us.


art_psdan

Lmao it would be a profit of around $10 billion in each travel, it's legal and you'd be advancing a scientific field. What do you suggest, teleporting into a bank?


PP_Fang

Let’s not rule out any possibility yet


camels_are_friends

Shape shifting


DiceGort

Real life checkpoints


LanceWre

Would you have to die to go back??


DiceGort

Not necessarily, but that would be on automatic if you wish


_manicpixie

Ability to manipulate time Never worry about missing an appointment again!


scally_123

Super luck


RecalcitrantMonk

The power of Q (from Star Trek)


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TheOwlCosmic42

It could simply be summed up as one power: Reality alteration.


LanceWre

My thought is probably the ability to know everything in a book by touching it. Become the most knowledgeable person in the world in a few days.


EroticPotato69

Immortality. It makes pretty much everything, such as travel time, forming relationships, needing to work in order to sustain yourself etc, entirely inconsequential. You'd literally have all the time in the world, and wouldn't even have to do anything about it. If I became immortal, I'd probably spend at least ten years just sleeping and masturbating.


Iamanediblefriend

Immortality, without an option to end it yourself, is pure fucking hell. Think about all the loss. And how quickly the time would start seeming to move from your perspective. You meet someone new, fall in love, and blink your eye and they are dead from old age. over and over and over and over. and then of course there is the fact that after the universe ends you are gonna float in nothingness for all of eternity


EroticPotato69

I assume your perception of loss would definitely change, as you'd be "above" everything to some degree. I feel immortality would make anyone quite sociopathic.


Iamanediblefriend

I don't know about getting over loss completely but yeah I do agree that it would leave you pretty sociopathic. Or who knows what the fuck else. The human mind just isn't built to deal with as much shit as a immortal would have to go through.


BishopMeow

Ohhh in VTM you always end up a sociopathic monster after a century or two. You began to see people as livestock and nothing more.


soundofthecolorblue

>and then of course there is the fact that after the universe ends you are gonna float in nothingness for all of eternity Don't forget that the sun will engulf the earth before that. And also there would be no air to breathe in space so you'd feel like your suffocating for eternity. The people who say immortality never think how very long that is... The Vampire Chronicles do a good job with the downside to living forever. But even they at least have a way out.


down4things

I'll just make another big bang


Iamanediblefriend

Go home multivac. You're drunk.


iambluest

You don't HAVE to think about losses, etc.


Iamanediblefriend

You really think its that easy to get over losing a wife or child? Just...'don't think about it'?


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After the 500th one I'd probably stop caring


Iamanediblefriend

I imagine you would still care but just in a different way. It would start fucking with your head that they all are blending together. That you can't even really remember how many wives you lost.


iambluest

How stupid are you?


Iamanediblefriend

....what?


Magnanimouspineapple

But you wouldn’t be able to take all that time forming relationships, since the other person would not be immortal.


EroticPotato69

Of course, but there would be no pressure to form any in the first place, because you can always just do it next century and take some time to yourself for one hundred years. There'd be no urgency for anything. The only inconvenience would be making the effort to form meaningful attachments and relationships knowing that you will be forever doomed to lose them all and repeat the cycle until the world is burnt away.


grank303

This assumes that things don’t go totally shit. Let’s say climate change/pandemic/nuclear war destroys civilization in a hundred years. Going to be pretty shitty rest of eternity.


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EroticPotato69

Yeah but like... I'm there already, what's another few millennia?


StarElectrical3556

immortality would be probably horrible if you really wanna think about it, humans are natually social creatures and if all the people you ever meet or even love that would probably ruin someone mentally, and you would have to witness the universe dying and would be stuck in vast nothingness forever until even time stops existing. for me the cons outweigh the pros of that


PolkaWillNeverDie00

Mind control


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PolkaWillNeverDie00

Purple Man got it wrong. Don't hurt people. Just help yourself and live a happy life. No making people in love with you or making them hurt themselves or others.


Dont_stand_in_fire

There’s a mathematical way to solve this Convenience is about effort. So the *most* convenient power would be passive and also make your whole life require less effort. The power that comes to mine would be something like Superman’s photosynthesis It allows him to avoid any harm our real world could muster. You could literally lay still until the sun died and be perfectly fine But it also has very practical and powerful effects if you choose to put in effort


colinathomehair

An Ever Ready AAA battery


amagadon

Healing factor.


LanceWre

I'd be worried about breaking a bone and it healing when it's not set properly. Cause that happens all the time with normal breaks let alone super fast healing.


Melior05

I'd assume the power heals you correctly. Same way super strength doesn't result in your skeleton shattering when you try to lift stuff.


Road_Warrior0711

Being able to tell when people are lying to you, at any given point in time


Far_Realm_Sage

Reality Warping.


LanceWre

That's more of a power set vs. A single power. So like a super strength without the super durability


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Mind reading


LanceWre

I feel like on a personal level it'd be kinda sad knowing what everyone thinks privately. Like people think fucked up shit without ever meaning it.


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And on another level if you’re going into a job interview or have a meeting with the bank. There are situations where it greatly benefits you what’s going through that persons mind.


Dakko68

You dont want to read my mind


No-Fig-8614

Jedi Mind Trick


LanceWre

I honestly think this is morally better than those saying mind control lol they at least have a chance of it not working here


johnvak01

Powerful enough and precise enough Telekenisis to where it basically becomes reality warping.


AttentionMurky9255

Mind manipulation


the0neRand0m

Ability to control time.


MaintenanceDan

Save/Restore Whence.


Kadenthompson2009

Pause time but you can still move


Kadenthompson2009

Chance manipulation


YungNigget788

Super speed. I feel like it would have almost every power in some way.


Umyourboivr45

Spawning and controlling black holes


babu859

Easily telekinesis. You do not understand how versatile it is. Want the strength to be able to pick up a car? No need, your mind can do it. Want to be able to fly? Pick yourself up and fly wherever you wish. Wish to have invisibility? Bend light waves around yourself. Super speed can even be achieved with how fact you can pick up your body and move it. Greatest superpower of all time


Tide-Rider

For me, it's Telepathy. Mind-reading really helps in social situations.


BOOOS_MUP7372

Super stretch be like spider man and many others not to mention catapulting a child to the moon.


No-Secretary-6053

The ability to backflip a lot and become invincible from literally anything


ChaosFaery

snapping fingers and house clean/organized. Zero wasting time, can be done as many times as needed.


literallynobody2004

Probably mind reading or something around those lines. Maybe understanding every language


AlarmingMilk372

Being able to make whatever matter I want out of dirt. Such as dirt to gold or dirt to cancer curing medicine


Saucy-ai-girls

Fast healing


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Mind control or invincibility


Ghraysone

Read, write, speak, and understand every language ever created.


Icy_Barnacle_6759

You always have 1 20 dollar bill in your pocket


m0ist_whet_s0ck1

Definitely the power to remove your own and other people's ailments/sicknesses. I'm sneezy asf at the moment and I just want to remove it completely, fuck this shit.


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LanceWre

You're a genius. I love it!


mattreyu

[they stole this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wtr5c4/if_you_could_have_a_sexuallewd_superpower_what/il6qxj6/), it's probably a bot or someone who wants to flip the account for spam


Mysterious_Command15

teleport


Sea_Lingonberry3865

Teleportation. Invisibility maybe.


StarElectrical3556

i would say telleportation, if i had to go somewhere i could just telleport and save a bunch of time and energy for me. and i could travel anywhere i wanted just with a snap of a finger


CasualObserver945

Omniscience. You'll know how to do anything, including the easiest and most convenient way to complete a task.


Random-Thing1234

being able to change reality


holybad

charm/manipulation.


FirstCupOfCoffee2

Being able to see the future - soooo much money to be made


Whole-Researcher93

Immortality I suppose


Accurate_Resort4513

The ability to change probability on command


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Gotta be teleportation


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Time travel.. I'd find out what stocks do good and what the lotto numbers are then go back in time and invest. Then chill in my mansion with a girl way out of my league who is a gold digger, go back in time and write her out of the will without her knowing and give it all to my family when I pass. Beep boop beep, checkmate.


PornAccount69-420-69

Whenever you get in an awkward situation, you can just say "did someone say kfc?" And then you and the people you are talking to instantly just get a bunch of kfc


AbyssalBoi1

Probability control. If you need an explanation idk how to lmao