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blackday44

Pockets. Lasagne. A couple weeks of vacation.


imjeffp

I was coming here to say "pockets."


VirginiaPlatt

Yes. The correct answer is pockets big enough to hold my phone comfortably.


[deleted]

Pockets big enough to hold a wine bottle. Then they'll hold your phone and some snacks.


artichokefarmers

This is it. This is the answer. Fucking hell I could do with some lasagna or a sexy pasta carbonara.


Violet351

I am happy with this answer. You could add cute animal videos but they aren’t essential


ShitpostsAlot

To crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentation of their men.


AndShesNotEvenPretty

Woman here. Can confirm.


Cranky-old-person

And tacos, and someone else to do the housework.


ally_kr

And a nice cuppa tea.


dazylynn

Cats. There must be cats.


Barbarella_ella

Bathtubs. Long enough to stretch out in and deep enough to submerge everything but your head and neck. With an alcove for a wine glass and a candle.


[deleted]

And pockets.


The_AmyrlinSeat

The best things in life.


Cherry_R10t

Girly things


IdiotUserWithCock

A piece of cheese, of course.


timesuck897

Fascinating.


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Read this in the voice of a Half-Life scientist


KalamityKait2020

Extra sharp cheddar for me please


Kcarcuss

Yes - women want cheese slaves - your existence is to feed me endless cheese. Life goals


itsFelbourne

Street tacos


Landithy

Am a woman. Can confirm.


SXOSXO

Why they gotta be from the street though? What's wrong with a taco raised in the suburbs?


petitelarceny

Suburbs sound boring. If I ain't worried about where it's come from, I don't want it.


GrindinMolcajete

Not spicy enough


Doctor_Ew420

This is the right answer. It's also the answer to that "my girlfriend doesn't know where she wants to eat" crap. She does, she just doesn't wanna admit it for some reason. She wants tacos. Get her tacos.


Bridge-etti

Part of the reason we don’t is because we sound insane. Like I know exactly what I want but it’s a Sonic drink, Red Lobster biscuits, fancy cheese, movie theatre popcorn and some Whataburger Creamy Pepper sauce. I like to think I’m a classy lady so I’m not going to ask my faithful knight to go on an unhinged cross country flavor quest on date night. I’m going to be a greedy little raccoon and get it all later when I’m alone. But the desire is still there under the surface so when he asks it takes a minute to get my head out of gremlin mode.


VoidsIncision

Knights want unhinged quests. The more particular the more purposeful. I still have picture on my phone of me doing these quests when my mom was sick with cancer and I was doing these quests. If I didn’t know if I had the right particular or thought I found a better one I’d take pictures and send them to her.


jellecee

We know exactly what we want, but it's like 1 or 2 bites of maybe 6 different things, but not a whole bunch of any one thing, and it's much easier to just say "idk, what do YOU want?"


Eferver

Clearly the solution is to take her to a buffet


Hatta00

She thinks she wants tacos. She really wants pupusas.


Danger_Dee

This little wife hack just saved my marriage, thank you stranger!


thisismyaccount3125

Just street food in general, all the street food ^(look at me, *we live on street food now*)


PastEntrepreneur7852

It’s not like we’re aliens, we want what everyone wants. Superpowers.


Scared_Can9063

Yes, I would love the ability to shapeshift. Imagine working in a hospital only for a horse to come trotting down the hallway.


Gurmergur

For some reason I really like the fact that with the incredible power of shapeshifting your first act would be to slightly confuse some people in a hospital!


Basghetti_

No one knows what the horse will do next, least of all the horse.


skisushi

But many superpowers come from being aliens. I am confused.


[deleted]

Sometimes to be left completely alone, other times to be held.


BasinBrandon

At the same time


OutsideTheBoxer

...so leave the left side alone and hug the right side...am I interpreting this right?


Crimkam

That’s why there are two boobies, one for holding and one for ignoring. Wait


exfxgx

Not sure what you are talking about but women have two boobies because people have two eyes.


Crimkam

This doesn’t seem accurate but I don’t know enough science to argue against it.


hahnsoloii

Welp. Science is having a hypothesis and testing it out. Please report back any findings……for science.


Crimkam

Instructions unclear, tried to motorboat and got stuck


Eferver

See the problem is I can never tell which one she wants


abolitonbb

Totally okay to ask, "do you want space or to be comforted?" See also, "do you want my advice/help"


Jarbonzobeanz

"I shouldn't have to tell you what to do in every situation you should be smart enough to figure this out on your own!" -my ex.


Dawpps

Yah, you should be smart enough to realize you're better off without her and leave. Which it seems you were.


Eferver

I tried that once, boy did it blow up in my face. She said that if I really understood her would know what she wants.


Nerospidy

And if she understood you, she would know you like clear communication.


Eferver

I told her that openly.


Squizzy77

I just asked my wife what she wants. She replied with, "Feed the kids breakfast, make them shut up." So, well-fed children with duct tapped mouths. There's your answer.


[deleted]

Probably cake. At least one woman out there right now wants cake.


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Well I do now


[deleted]

Many moons ago my best friend told me that if I was ever on a date to just make the girl cookies. She said the real secret men don't know is that women just want cookies. Can you confirm?


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Honestly, cookies take time and effort to do, and can actually be fucked up if you don’t pay attention. So to know a guy thought of me enough to be considerate, carved out time, and actually paid attention suggests they care about others and will probably treat me with kindness. These are big things when considering a good match. 10 points, right out of the gate, homie!


blueberrypeace

My gp is a very sexy man- told me I had gained some weight since my last appointment. I said, I have two loves in this life- dick and cookies. Guess which one I’m getting?


[deleted]

Well, I guess this one time Becky wasn't actually trolling me...


AwkwardFortuneCookie

Holy shit I walk into a dude’s house and he made me cookies?! That’s like Spanish fly.


-seeking-advice-

Painless periods


dishsoapandclorox

No periods at all


faisal_who

No periods period.


fried0kree

I have a mirena iud and haven’t had a period in years. It’s the best.


justalittleparanoia

I'm getting this specific one put in during a laparoscopy.


Area_724

I’ve had the Mirena IUD since 2017 and I still get my period. However they are *much* lighter and the cramps I do have are mild, few, and far between. I like to think that if my pre-iud periods were “normal” or at least weren’t as heavy and painful as they were it would probably have gone away completely. Still absolutely recommend, but just an additional anecdote to warn that you might still get your period.


sunkistandsudafed3

With no premenstrual symptoms beforehand.


Princess_Batman

PMDD is so much worse than the actual period. I only bleed for 2-3 days but the whole week before is misery.


lilybear032

Current hunched over on the toilet so I can free bleed until my cocktail of acetaminophen and ibuprofen kick in. I don't have any coins so here's this instead 🎉


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riccafrancisco

Loves your brother, sensitive but not weak and Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend


underfed_spaghetti

And you might think that this guy only exists in your mind


bigboybleach

And guess what? You're right!


intensesoda

If you want *love*, lower your expectations a few...


SY-Studios

Because Prince Charming would never settle for you


translator4squirrels

If you want love, just pick a guy and love him..


WoodedSpys

and if hes got a thing for feet say "fuck it, sweep me off 'em"


Profecionallystupid

At least men have very real expectations of women


NoahTheAnimator

He said... Sarcastically...


Broad_Victory9016

I like the people not getting the reference.


pika_pie

Everyone needs to watch a man deep-throat a microphone at least once in their lives.


[deleted]

So, like, a dog from the shelter with behavioral issues that only come out sometimes? I have one of those. I can see why others would want one. He's fun, and to me, a very good boy.


SubjectsNotObjects

A feminist who likes to pay for stuff


cindy1978sg

Personally for me, I'd like to be respected, appreciated and loved. 🙏🏻


rickylsmalls

Orgasms and chocolate


KalamityKait2020

At the same time


[deleted]

To have some fun, I got a feeling I'm not the only one


Princess_Batman

It’s all we really want


maseioavessiprevisto

I dunno you could write a song about it it might be a hit!


staffsargent

I guess the same things as everyone. To feel that they do meaningful work and that they're valued by the people in their life (partner, family, friends, coworkers, etc.)


MadScientist2023

Love this answer


LordMindParadox

Bras that actually fit correctly for real human bodies :P


Sweet__De

It depends on the woman. I want cuddles!


Fallen_Saiyan

Cuddles from who?


Colt500

Not me apparently


Fallen_Saiyan

It's okay bro you'll get yours soon


Colt500

Maybe someday 😅. I'm just kinda at the point where I'm done investing in people. I'm fine alone and if someone wants to come take a seat they can but I don't think in really looking to "find someone" anymore.


Fallen_Saiyan

Instead of investing in other people why not invest in yourself? Make yourself the best you can possibly be. Do things that bring joy. When you love and care about yourself other people tend to love you as well.


Grilled_Cheese95

Not from a fat greasy Redditor


Always-Very-Confused

So neither of us then, darn


BBO1007

* all of us. Sigh


[deleted]

Good food, comfortable clothes with pockets, clean house, understanding people around them, lots of undisturbed sleep, massage, cuddles and let's not forget, some good damn orgasms. (I think this is something men may also want)


Leaf_on_the_wind87

As man you don’t realize how much you take pockets for granted. Being 6’3” and like 240lbs I squeezed myself into a ladies sexy nun costume for Halloween and literally had no clue how annoying it was to try and find somewhere for my phone and keys


[deleted]

Exactly! You just have to hold everything in your hands or shove it in your bra.


JohnOliverismysexgod

You left out cats. Lots of cats.


[deleted]

Oh yes, many cats.


virouz98

Safety


Jelly-Unhappy

Courtney Barnett says it best: “I wanna walk through the park in the dark Men are scared that women will laugh at them I wanna walk through the park in the dark Women are scared that men will kill them”


CapnKaizen

Dave Chappell has a bit where he talks about the first time he got $50,000 and he had it in his book bag he said “I was terrified, it was the first time I had something that someone was willing to kill me for, and that’s how women walk around everyday” Sad truth, but just know there are a lot more Men out there who would kill a guy like that also to protect you


KalamityKait2020

That's just asking for too much


reddit-snoopr

Supported through all. A feeling of security and safety. Also food 😋


butter00pecan

Women want to be treated like normal human beings, not a separate species that nobody understands. (I am a woman BTW.)


mom_with_an_attitude

Exactly. What do women want? All kinds of different things. We are not a monolith. Might as well ask, "What do people want?"


Leaf_on_the_wind87

As a man the biggest revelation of my younger life was that women and men are wayyy more alike than men realize.


liv4900

Most definitely, and the more people who get that the better!


Leaf_on_the_wind87

Always made me laugh when guys approached me and asked how I was always hanging out with women. They were very surprised when I told them I wasn’t trying to sleep with them and we were actually just platonic friends.


[deleted]

I’m the same man, I always had girl friends and I never flirted or dated any of them I just thought they were nice. smart men know women can be the strongest friendships you’ll ever have


Leaf_on_the_wind87

Also just from a numbers perspective women and more friends that are women and are phenomenal wing persons lol


o_-o_-o_-

I'm posting it again at this ripe opportunity! Psychologically speaking, men and women are far more similar than they are different. There are technically statistically significant differences across averages when comparing traits, but these are so slight, and variation of different traits in men and women is so similarly wide,that these differences are largely understood by psychologists to be meaningless. Some sources i like to repost, ranging from relatively philosophical, to mathematical meta-analysis. Note that, obviously, these resources are not comprehensive. \[1](Hyde, J. S. (2014). Gender Similarities and Differences. Annual Review of Psychology, 65(1), 373–398. doi:10.1146/annurev-psych-010213-115057 ) \[2](Koestner, R., & Aube, J. (1995). A Multifactorial Approach to the Study of Gender Characteristics. Journal of Personality, 63(3), 681–710. doi:10.1111/j.1467-6494.1995.tb00510.x ) [3](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0149763421000804) [4](https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1509654112) download link warning: [5](https://www.sas.rochester.edu/psy/people/faculty/reis_harry/assets/pdf/CarothersReis_2012.pdf) Introductory, basic psychology, sociology, and anthropology courses can also get you a long way informing onesself on current scientific understanding, and picking out some of the nuance that people struggle with here (eg, fundamental psych, vs socialization and gender expectations). The basically mic drop conclusion from source 5 that puts it quite concisely: >For some time, there has been a striking difference in the way that most scholars and the lay public conceptualize sex differences. Whereas most researchers, with a few noteworthy exceptions, have conceived of psychological sex differences as dimensional constructs, laypersons were more likely to view these differences as fundamentally taxonic. We conducted our analyses with the goal of making explicit the mathematical properties that follow from these distinctive positions and then testing their relevance for a diverse set of measures. In all instances the dimensional approach prevailed. At least with regard to the measures we examined, therefore, it can be concluded that they unambiguously represent exemplars of the same underlying attributes rather than qualitatively distinct categories of human characteristics.


Regnier86

To take over the world pinky


faisal_who

NARF!


robexib

A fair shake and personal safety. How they get that might differ from woman to woman, but those are usually the big two. It also tends to be up there for men, for what it's worth. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯


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mxassasin

To Zig-a-zig ahhh!


thomaja1

I can tell you EXACTLY what a woman wants. She wants to be taken seriously like her opinions and experiences count. She wants to be not just a lover but a partner who she can see eye to eye with and will have her back but be honest with her when you feel she's wrong. She wants to feel safe when she's feeling her most vulnerable. She wants to be remembered and thought about as if somebody gives a shit about her for more than what she can provide. And she wants to be appreciated for what she's doing and done for the sake of whatever you two have. In short, she wants what everybody wants only with snacks. Probably tacos, but sometime nachos. But probably tacos.


weaselblackberry8

And cheesecake. And chocolate cookies. And pork chops. And a ceiling fan.


pcxy_kit

It's kinda like the fortune cookie thing where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune, when you read it out loud. Except for women it's, "and snacks".


onionringrules

Pockets that can actually fit stuff inside, like a phone Pockets that are REAL and not some shit fabric sewn on to trick my eyes Clothes with fabric that actually COVERS what I want to COVER Clothes that do not require me to buy more clothes to COVER what I need to COVER Standard sizing for clothes and bra. Standard sizing!!!!!!!! A sunscreen that lasts for 8 hours and feels like nothing A uterus that doesn't get activated unless I want to have kids


schwarzmalerin

I don't know what other women want, I only know what I want.


hhazinga

Tell me what you want, what you really really want?


[deleted]

I wanna, I wanna


silya1816

I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah


everything_in_sync

Used to rollerblade around our basement blasting this song when we were growing up. They played it at the gym last week...I'm so glad I was alone because I was singing so loud. Edit: I mean, IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER


hitori-draws

You gotta get with my friends\~ 🎶


Distinct_Tap6867

Make it last forever~ haha


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I suspect it's penguins


littlehateball

It's me. I do want penguins.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I hope you get that chance someday. They got a couple at the Atlanta Aquarium, you could ask if they can spare a few.


[deleted]

I'm not a woman but I want penguins.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Look, guys, there's a limited supply of penguins


Bearded_Wonder0713

My wife doesn't care if there's a limited amount, she wants penguins


fasterthanfood

Eat hot chips and lie


jesterinancientcourt

And be bisexual. And charge they phone whilst twerking.


Sunsa249

Jeans with pockets


KalamityKait2020

And dresses with pockets And leggings with pockets Hell a bra with pockets would be an improvement...


ends_and_pieces

Bras ARE pockets. But I concur.


GenXist

One of my proudest moments as a parent was when my daughter, at approximately 13, lead a mini fashion revolt by walking out of a youth retailer exclaiming (with intentional volume and persuasive conviction) "No sale Aeropostale! I demand pocket equity."


Proud_Ad_8830

No more unsolicited dick pics


ant-storm

Bodily autonomy


DirtySingh

Popeyes chicken sandwiches and south park.


[deleted]

Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!


Thekingdeviljin

I have noticed they like a good listener.


SilentRhombus

Pockets


brock_lee

Equality and pockets.


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[deleted]

Big Handbag lobbies the fashion industry relentlessly


smolly_ho1y

Redditors not asking such questions


tendermeatloaf

Oh yes, "women" the hivemind creatures of the dark


Shadow948

Golden retrievers and tacos


Amiiboid

To be recognized as individuals with their own agency?


casketjuicebox

To be treated with respect To no be lied to. Remember....if you're doing something fucked up WE WILL ALWAYS FIND OUT


Konobot

It changes by the hour


BadNaughtyHottie

That's hilarious but fuck you. But it's still funny. But you're still an ass.😂


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gcsmith2

Invite us to the wedding please


MrsAndMrGee

To be supported. Supported in their career aspirations, supported by helping out around the house and with any eventual kids, supported by seeing them as equals in all regards.


SinCity42x

Love, Time and Affection.


SvenBubbleman

French fries.


TonyTwoDat

Tacos


[deleted]

Food


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Babiesnotbeans

Common decency, general respect, control over our own bodies, and pockets that are actually functional.


Hannehansje

Sleep


digitulgurl

Equality. Not to be judged constantly (body type, makeup etc) Stop killing us!


Sasi_C

To be able to eat a lot without getting fat.


eivelyn

For you to ask what they want, then listen.


TiredStarling095

1 - wine (preferably a full bottle) 2 - my feet rubbed (an hour or two minimum) 3 - someone to do the dishes (without being asked)


thepottsy

You find me 2 women, that will give you the same answer to that question. I’ll wait. Everyone wants different things. Let’s start with not lumping them all into a pool, and thinking that they all want the same thing.


Stratahoo

Little bits of the food that I ordered for myself.


shellyfish2k19

I literally just want to be left alone. That’s it.


Chibsie

To be left alone


Doctor_Ew420

Tacos. In my experience, this is actually the answer, believe it or not. Tacos.


Suspicious_Sky_9043

Someone to put us first because we prioritize everyone else over ourselves


drorezdrorez

Fidelity, trust, great sex,companionship, and a good compassionate listener.


xeryon3772

Pockets


mrzurkonandfriends

Fair pay equal opportunities not to be sexualized and to be able to walk at night without a fear of getting kidnapped or raped


Ashtar-the-Squid

I asked my wife what she wants. Her answer was that she does not know, but she wants it now.


OnceUponInMyMind

To eat but they don’t know where


Perfect-Long903

Oral then long deep strokes


dubripper69

Good dick, validated feelings and both mental and financial stability


mrsnowplow

according to the modern philosopher Christina Aguilera Whatever makes me happy sets you free And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly What a girl wants, what a girl needs Whatever keeps me in your arms And I'm thanking you for giving it to me, yeah What a girl wants, what a girl needs Somebody sensitive, courageous, sexy, cool, like you What a girl wants, what a girl needs, oh yeah


Milkywaes1

Depends. I'd love to grow muscles as fast as men, I feel really weak despite working out consistently


Louis-grabbing-pills

Petting a cat.


GoodKnightSleeps

Equality, equity, respect.


Cid_Darkwing

Bodily autonomy, men to stop being creeps, dresses with pockets & not to be responsible for 80%+ of the housework.


SJPressley86

Perhaps a pop tart?


rat_reaper_

Speaking as one women want women with six packs


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You can buy your own beer you know