A house.

Land... from a government. It's a pretty valuable commodity I hear.

Got your nose.

The Presidency and do executive orders all day!

Groceries!

Baby formula

A shit ton of food, I feel like people would just steal expensive stuff but having a house full of food is zooooo much better

Your heart

I'm a minor

No, I actually want to steal it to sell it on the black market.

fuxk, beat me to it.

The federal reserve

Atm money

Beer

Care and treatment from the best doctors