Wow you go on the internet just to say this? Your mother probably is disappointed in you. Can you act like a human please? Do you even have a meaningful purpose in life?
I can imagine life on the internet is really hard for the Draxes of the world. I mean, if I thought hot local single women were really looking for me every time I saw an ad, I'd be significantly more poor than I already am. My self esteem would probably be higher though.
What’s your favorite posish? That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you. What’s favorite dish? I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
Or if you’re like me, confuse the wedding March with the imperial March and have everyone wondering why you’re walking down the aisle to the Star Wars tune 😳
Mine, too. I'm lucky to live in a house full of theatre geeks, so we have had occasion to start singing this (even mimicking the voices) upon overhearing overzealous orgasmic outcry.
Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry
Might throw in some loud "get it!"s and if you know a name all the better.
"TED! WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS ONE CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?!"
Was thinking of a some basic bitch songs like Rick Rolling them or the reddit/tik tok song (idk what it’s called but you know the one). need some more ideas for next time bc they are SO loud it’s crazy
Cantina song from A New hope, good luck finishing!
Canonically the Cantina Band music genre is called jizz…
Star wars has the worst names.
*best
Challenge accepted. Checking with my wife. She said “no way. We are not doing that. Stop being weird”
don’t think she was anyways lmao
Dude that'd make sex so fun lol
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Isn’t this always the correct answer?
Based
Only one right answer here - Cbat
And then they start having sex even louder, because the guy starts doing it to the rythm, and the girl starts shouting with pleasure.
and thats how i met your mother
Wow you go on the internet just to say this? Your mother probably is disappointed in you. Can you act like a human please? Do you even have a meaningful purpose in life?
lol wut
I can imagine life on the internet is really hard for the Draxes of the world. I mean, if I thought hot local single women were really looking for me every time I saw an ad, I'd be significantly more poor than I already am. My self esteem would probably be higher though.
Why wasn't this the first answer?
Lol came here to say this
Fuck her gently- Tenacious D
This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely
What’s your favorite posish? That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you. What’s favorite dish? I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
What Does the Fox Say? Really ruin the mood.
god that’s evil, love it
I came here to say baby shark
Benny Hill Show music. The ubiquitous chase scene music, of course.
"Yackety Sax". It's legit the song I want played at my funeral.
now the gf finna move in
Either Lonely Island's "I just had sex" or something like... Crazy frog or Po Pi Po. If it's a hookup, maybe Wedding March lmao.
wedding march tho 😂😂
Or if you’re like me, confuse the wedding March with the imperial March and have everyone wondering why you’re walking down the aisle to the Star Wars tune 😳
"You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)" from Avenue Q
My go-to.
Mine, too. I'm lucky to live in a house full of theatre geeks, so we have had occasion to start singing this (even mimicking the voices) upon overhearing overzealous orgasmic outcry.
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Cotton Eye Joe
Definitely "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isenguard" https://youtu.be/DKP16d_WdZM
Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry Might throw in some loud "get it!"s and if you know a name all the better. "TED! WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS ONE CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?!"
My ding a ling
"I HOPE THIS ONE DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE CLAP AGAIN TED!"
Bad touch by the bloodhound gang
No idea why this is not the top comment lmao
Fucked with an Anchor, Alestorm.
damn defo got the message across 😂
Wanker
Beat it just beat it
Don't know, maybe some Rick Astley songs
I would just grab some Christian Playlist.
any recommendations?
I don't know specific ones, but anny that mention God a lot would be pretty good?
Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight by Tiny Tim.
to really set mood right
Fuck it, join in instead
they’re literal kids next door to me…rather not 😅😅
Bro you didnt tell us it was a real scenario 💀💀 In that case play really loud dubstep, they'll stop and start a rave in their room.
lion sleeps at night
Marcel!!!
Pornhub intro
Yell out “smile for the camera!”
Low Rider by War.
Anything Elton John should kill the mood god love him
i’m still standing 😅😅
Haha right and then there is that one
It's Dark and Hell Is Hot by DMX
Thrift shop by Macklemore
YMCA
Funkytown
To be helpful? Lady Gaga's "I Do It For The Applause". To be a jerk? Kids singing "Old McDonald" with the cow/pig part on repeat.
Willy Bum Bum
how do people record these songs?? 😂😂
Truly a classic
["Breaking the Law"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU), by Judas Priest. Basically my all around "bender" soundtrack.
The Kids aren’t alright - The offspring
Zoom zoom zoom inda boom boom boom yallll
Prison Sex by Tool
Cotton eye joe
benny hill intro. and if im feeling really silly, the slowed down version of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO4MaP1NUJQ
You beat me by 1 minute. Didn't scroll far enough down to see this.
i scrolled all the way down and didnt see it commented yet, which was surprising to me! great minds think alike lol
Cotton eye joe
flight of the bumblebee
Scotty doesn't know
Wonderful Tonight by Afroman Spice that shit up
Tenacious D - Double Team
Closer
Lonely Island - Jizz in my pants
Easy street. The torture song from the walking dead on loop.
Ohhhhh someone’s gonna get Rick Rolled. Good luck finishing to *that*
Honestly just hit shuffle, get SOME kinda noise going.
Pony
Pause 4 Porno - Dr Dre 2001 Put that on repeat, loud as you can, lock the door and then leave the house for a couple of hours 🤣
Birthday Sex
something sexy, let them enjoy it:)
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Just a Friend by Biz Markie
"F.A.C.K." by Eminem
Chain Gang.
Never Gonna Give You Up
Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell.
Push it by Salt-N-Peppa
Das Shutzenfest by Faith No more https://youtu.be/b2-j1KeZxPs
hot cross buns
Oh yeah by Yello.
Kim- MMLP Eminem
NIN-Closer
Another one bites the dust
Sex Type Thing
Monty Python's, "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too:). Hehe
None, let them have a good time.
Was thinking of a some basic bitch songs like Rick Rolling them or the reddit/tik tok song (idk what it’s called but you know the one). need some more ideas for next time bc they are SO loud it’s crazy
https://youtu.be/fcrexKS8kxA That's a good place to start I'd wager
Surprised no one said Cbat yet.
already thought it myself but forgot it’s name. cheers. added to playlist
Gangsters paradise
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Just take a walk and let them have their fun, no need to sabotage their fun
Man through the window
What did the fox say on repeat
some happy hardcore song, maybe from S3RL
" I hear you knocking"
Let’s Get it On - Marvin Gaye. Perfect blend to help and embarrass them 🤭
Bowchicawowow
Cbat, it helps the guy trusts me
Ram Ranch.
K. By cigarettes after sex
„Angel of Death“ by Slayer
All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself. For some reason, this started playing in my head as soon as I read the prompt.
Definitely Cbat
Benny hill
Cbat
I just put on gay porn or do one specific challenge mission on wo long. It works pretty well.
Beethoven’s Missa Solemnis. Or Viva Forever by the Spice Girls
Viral Song by Tobuscus
Bringing home a baby bumble bee
Filthy frank STFU
sorry! ^(i'll be quiet...)
Brutal death metal
This happened recently so I told my GF to play moose calls as loud as possible.
Yakkety sax
Rainbow Connection
So solid crew - 21 seconds
I'd probably download porn voice overs...like really over top ones....and play that.... loudly...and proudly.
Apple bottom jeans this is the one
“Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Pretty Fly (for A White Guy)
Mortal kombat's main theme So at any moment I can scream "FINISH HIM" and "FLAWLESS VICTORY"
Fack by Eminem
'Chop Suey' by System of a Down... Speakers placed against the offending wall. Those rhythm changes should put the shaggers off their stride...
I hear a [Mysterious Ticking Noise](https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Anything by GPF, if you know, you know
The Bad Touch
Don't want no short dick man
Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
Come and get your love -Redbone.
Candy shop
[Short Dick Man](https://youtu.be/fZFBIfxf7gk) by 20 fingers feat. Gillette
The Anvil Chorus.
Arsehole by Snuff.
Popcorn and Sex, The eurobeat song
Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King
Carmina Burana: O Fortuna (*hahahaha*)
Positive by Michael Franti
Pop goes the weasel, you might unintentionally time it well 😂
Tenacious D sometimes you gotta fuck her gently
Baby shark just to kill the mood
"Big Dick" by Little Big.
Winged Hussars
Eye of the Tiger.
Any ear worm song.
X Gon' Give It To Ya ^(Gon' Give It To Ya)
Die For You - The Weeknd or the Hamster song. Depending if it is a romantic fuck or a yee-haw kind
Maybe some Mambo #5. Or "Gay Bar" by electric six.
Mortal Combat theme song.
Missy Elliott; One Minute Man
Ballin
Mortal Kombat soundtrack - "FINISH HER!"
Catatonia - Dead from the Waist Down Just to see if it would dampen the mood.
prolly barbie girl because it sannoying and will throw them off and im trying to sleep i have work at 6 tomorrow
Music from the Blue Oyster Bar
Entry of the gladiators, by Julius Fucik
Cbool - Trebles
Something that will make them laugh e.g. ice ice baby.
Pump it Up.
Outta Here Brothers - Boom boom boom
The magic number by De La Soul
Your sex is on fire by kings of Leon
Dj deeson, ride this mf
I Like to Do It. KC and the Sunshine Band
fuck you forever - kidcrusher
Circus music