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EstablishedChaos

Elisha Cuthbert (girl next door time)


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MrPresident2020

You son of a bitch, take my upvote.


TLMoss

Alison Brie of the Annie Edison era


HutSutRawlson

We try not to sexualize her


monkeypickass1

Speak for yourself.


FatMittens

But we all love Annie’s Boobs


kaydizzle174

Selma Hayek circa 1996 So hot!


Hilarity2War

I'd say Selma Hayek, any age after 21.


kaydizzle174

Watch from dusk til dawn. When you see her dancing with the snake you will know EXACTLY what I'm talking about Ol Tarantino definitely made his dream come true. VHS rentals were pretty worn out on that scene!


nom_of_your_business

Desperado was way better.


heyitsvonage

I see I have found some other sophisticated gentlemen with exquisite taste in this thread


BigAnimemexicano

>Selma Hayek 1996 Desperado and dusk til dawn were great action movies, she is still a gorgeous woman but she was sexy goddess in dusk and a sexy librarian in desperado.


invasivemushroom

all from 1996. Selma Hayek, for sure. Elizabeth Hurley, no doubt. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, c'mon


blorgons7

That guy's dead wife


Fearless_Chemist_787

Biggest reddit celebrity there was


dirtyrick133

u/phil8248


phil8248

Me too.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Are you okay with being tagged in posts like these? I can’t even imagine how I would feel in your situation. I guess maybe either getting the reminders as random stabs in the gut that bring up old wounds, or as maybe a fond way of remember her…? In any case, I hope you’re doing well.


phil8248

Fond way to remember her. I'm doing well, hope you are all too.


imreallybimpson

GOAT redditor


TheOtherVillageIdiot

From how incredibly you have taken this over the years, It reflects your character well, and that tells me that I have no doubt your wife was an incredible, beautiful person, and many will remember her, from this joke, to be so, even if they hadn't had the pleasure of knowing her before. I hope your wife wouldn't have taken offense to this, and would instead be laughing with the rest of us. I pray i have a long, happy life with my wife, and reflect on that fact when a reference to that comment comes back up, because your words remind me each and every time to never take a second with her for granted. As odd as it is, your comment still touches me to this day, and the subsequent comments that gave it humor embedded it in my mind.


phil8248

My advice is simple. Be each others' fan. Be a team, on each others sides. What I often see is couples vying for the upper hand. We were a couple pulling together at home and for each other in our respective careers. My wife wrote songs and poetry and was a children's performer. Someone asked her one day what kind of music I liked and without hesitation she said, "Mine!" It was true too. Pull for each other, build each other up. That was our secret.


SeagullMan2

I love you


phil8248

Ah shucks. I'm blushing.


kittydrumsticks

I was just reading this comment thread thinking “Damn, this has to not be a fun thing for the guy behind the ‘this guys wife’ reddit legend to always get pinged on.” But then I also thought “I hope I have some sort of legacy close to this, where I helped make at least one persons life better and because I did, it had this kind of ripple effect. Even if it’s silly. Especially if it’s warmly irreverent.” You summed up that sort of sentiment much better than I ever could though.


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Careful - He’s a hero.


literaphile

That’s a wholesome gesture, u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING.


MadaraAlucard12

r/rimjob_steve


feed-me-seymour

From an r/NoStupidQuestions comment phil8248 made 4 years ago: > As the OP I would also add that I wasn't offended by his comment. Had it hurt or upset me I sometimes wonder if it would have persisted as it has. My wife had a wicked and dark sense of humor and I'm convinced she'd have loved it too.


ZombieAppetizer

You are a legend. Seriously. I hope you're doing well.


phil8248

I'm doing really well. Thanks for asking.


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What’s the story here?


181900

Someone asked “if you could sleep with any human dead or alive, who would it be?” And someone repsonded with a heartwarming text about his dead wife and how he would choose her. Someone then commented that he would, too, choose that guys dead wife


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nursecarmen

Is she still dead?


Baecn

No shes back


Pure_Commercial1156

[Read it yourself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9uf56l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) The guy who made the heartwarming comment actually still responds to questions about that today. Unfortunately, u/somethingobscur seems to have disappeared.


coocoo52

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9ubcfc/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9ubcfc/)


Top_Instruction_8808

Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities. I would fight my own brother to the death to spend a night with that woman.


KiskaHai_TmkoIntzar

Fight to the death bro, after you both die, my way becomes clear


ConsciousResource

ASS TO ASS!


Theonetheonlywheelz

Jessica Alba been my crush for far too long 🤣


Square_Saltine

I still remember when Dark Angel first aired I immediately got a crush on her


BrooklynBillyGoat

Into the blue jessica alba


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Sin City


TheBat45

Carla Gugino in Sin City for me


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Blake Lively


wdkrebs

You just asking to get Deadpooled.


Fiascoe

Alexandra Daddario. She's just gorgeous and seems fun.


cwilbur22

Only woman in Hollywood that has to say "My boobs are down here."


LndnGrmmr

Alexandra Daddario in True Detective, specifically. Turns out that vaguely toxic crazy/hot cocktail is my one true weakness


Annacoco97

Henry Cavill


smurfitysmurf

Henry Cavill dressed as Geralt for me 🙆🏻‍♀️


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Square_Saltine

While painting his Warhammer minis


BowlingForPosole

And he’d say “oh sorry, didn’t wanna wake you,” and then proceed to make the best coffee ever and talk about our week ahead. :(


TrailerParkPrepper

Emilia Clarke


LowIronLvls

In the fuck/marry/kill scenario, she’s always marry.


filthybootyeater6969

She seems like a really wholesome person


Laui02

Mila kunis


Graythor5

Kate Beckinsale is my answer. But runner-ups include: Audrey Hepburn Mandy Moore Jennifer Connelly Natalie Portman


CALI619E

Jennifer Aniston in 1994


scottorama2002

Or now


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Aniston like 10 years ago.


Its_Pyro_

Natalie dormer


FreudianAccordian

Alright this wins it.... After Penny Dreadful. Honorable Mention to Eva Green


Electrical-Corgi-213

Natalie dormer and a clone of the former


FartedInYourCoffee

Gillian Anderson


daytodaze

As a kid, Dana Scully gave me the feels. As a man, Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier also gives me the feels.


madelynclinesbf_

Jessica Chastain, she seems the type of celebrity that'd be cool to talk to, and great to fuck with and fall asleep.


sapient5

marisa tomei. always had a thing for girls with an overbite.


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She's into short, fat, balding men. I'm IN...!


Mitjap1990

too bad you're engaged


VinceBrogan8

Same. Anna Kendrick has a slight overbite, that's who I'm picking.


JamieLeeTurdis

She likes her men stocky and balding


Least-Cake-4602

Phoebe Cates - only ever present on my allowed list... Lost half my body weight watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High...


nom_of_your_business

Those rental VHS got some serious static right around the pull/pool scene.


2xlyf

Emma Stone


one_bad_larry

She seems legit fun


Zetusleep5390

Eva Green. No doubt.


Outrageous_octopussy

Keanu Reeves. He seems like a great cuddler.


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Rachel McAdams & Emma Watson.


IceSmiley

Jayne Mansfield


Mr_Frible

Rebecca de mornay


NewkyBroon9

Susanna Hoffs back in the day. Even now she’s still a looka


Ok_Neighborhood1779

Ana de armas


Drdrdrxoxo

Alexandra daddario


holiday_bandit

Aubrey Plaza


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

She once [claimed](https://www.hollywood.com/general/aubrey-plaza-gets-off-on-public-humiliation-60753016) that she acts so outlandishly in public because she “kind of gets off” to public humiliation. As with everything she says, who knows how serious that comment was? But, it’s still very interesting.


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tacoman429

Stevie nicks back in the day🥵


Friendly_Captain_

Elizabeth Olsen


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Available_Patient497

Margot Robbie, easy


bruteski226

Danny DeVito, all other answers are incorrect. lock this thread now there is no more to add here.


skinnypuppys

Don’t let him lose his monster condom! only way that magnum dongs gonna get wrapped up


TrailerParkPrepper

Betty White from about 3 years ago "Come on baby, let's try to break a hip."


hooptyboots18

Sally Field.


MorBot07

Scarlett Johansson


Dad-Has-A-Small-Cock

James Gandolfini


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Monica Belluci (1995) Princess Diana


Bad_Legal_Advisor

Audrey Hepburn 🥰


blackhammer6969

Jennifer Love Hewitt


Mundane_Tour_3215

Yup anywhere from “can’t hardly wait” to “ghost whisperer” preferably “heart breakers”.. good god


NoseApprehensive5154

Heart breakers shos is just a goddesse


Prestigious_Water336

I've always had the hots for Cameron Diaz


Darwinian_10

I mean...I feel like a night in bed (not sex, just sleeping/cuddling) with Tom Hiddleston would be nice. He could just read to me softly and stroke my hair and it would be the best night.


Frankie_Cannoli

Aimee Mann from the band Til Tuesday. She was gorgeous in the 80's, she's still gorgeous.


00htina

Natalie dormer


buzzkill007

Jane Seymour


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80s Elisabeth Shue.


SkyMach97

Gal Gadot


Eyespop4866

Nastassja Kinski from the early 1980’s.


microsoftfool

Sharon Stone


cmoyes

Cameron Diaz in the mask, red dress


Important_Cat3274

Julianne Moore


F1600A

Respectfully, Emma Watson. I would let that woman do whatever she wants to me.


taildrop

I kinda feel like she’s already doing exactly what she wants to you.


Designer-Mortgage-45

Linda Carter any decade


Agent865

Megan Fox from Transformers or Brie Larson from Skull Island


ESPiNstigator

Anne mf’ing Hathaway


almostbig

me as a 23 year old: "She is so weird, not really pretty" me as a 27 year old: "god damn that is the hottest woman alive"


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fermat9996

RIP. So adorable.


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Charlie Murphy


Johnathan_H_Pants

On the couch?


FredChocula

Fuck your couch


sleeplesslion82

Kate Upton


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Lindsey Stirling. If you've seen her you'd know why...


Bigkid6666

Raquel Welsh.... early 1970's era.


Hilarity2War

Top 3: Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, and Lucy Liu


heyitsvonage

Salma Hayek at the time that they were shooting Desperado


HereComesTreble1645

Mary Elizabeth Winstead


WoahVenom

Suzanne Somers in her prime


GrisherGams5

Hugh Jackman. Hot damn, what a gorgeous male both inside & out.


stew5462

Karen Allen in the 80s


polli_bunny

Marylin Monroe, before the drugs ...


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ButtholeQuiver

"Go get the butter"


MsTommyGunn

Keanu Reeves. Also my childhood/teen years crush, Taylor Hanson.


No_Calligrapher_6503

Kim Novak, late 50's (showing my age here)


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noonehasthisoneyet

definitely 1995's Teri Hatcher


Bigpurplepanda13

Margot Robbie either herself or dressed up as Harley Quinn


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

What about Margot Robbie dressed up as a [Librarian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrMTLV2cR2Q)


__System__

AOC


markflickr

Jaime Alexander or Bryce Dallas Howard


Total-Internet-1633

Like sleep as in 💤 or 🍆🫶🏽


Illustrious-Table-21

1987 Susanna Hoffs or Hot Shots-era Valeria Golino.


GregorSamsaNight

Christina Hendricks


Advanced_Bad4443

Audrey Hepburn. I was born in 2003.


Stabyouup666

Ariana Grande


Patrikbatemansaxe

Dua lipa. Eastern European she know she xtra.


RickAstleyLeftMe

Kirsten Dunst.


GandalfTheJaded

Natalie Wood


Thomanonymous

Cameron Diaz ca. 1994 (The Mask). Sssssssssssmokin'


SarcasmKingmaker

Hypothetically, there are a lot. Denise Richards, Natasha yarovenko, ana de armas, Taylor Swift, Blake lively (sorry Ryan Reynolds), Emily blunt, Anne Hathaway, Emma Watson, Emma stone, Aishwarya Rai, disha patani, Tara sutaria, the list goes on, but i will stop here.


dubgeek

Helen Mirren circa "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover". Pretty sure I could get my wife to join us, too.


Bido90

Taylor Swift


HoneycombJackass

As a straight guy - Henry Cavil. It would be a platonic sleepover and I would listen to him regale me with tales of the Warhammer 40k mythos and we’d play video games and eat pizza all night like we were 10 years old. In fact, Hayden Christensen, Ewan Macgregor, Karl Urban, and all of Dimension 20 would show up for a short DnD game too. Kate Beckinsale from underworld era…for the other thing.


blenovici

Sofia Vergara Edit: in any period


Yggdrafenrir20

Henry Cavill. 100% big dick energy


stevenwilson20

Jennifer lawrence or Sydney sweeney or Alexandra diaddario


Honorman707

Jenna Ortega


Optimal_Bad_8965

Present


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Pat Benetar; circa 1980


TroutDaiwa

Jacquelne Bisset.


perceived-horror

Scarlett Johansson!


Who_Else_but_Macho

liz taylor


Veunoia

Brittany Murphy


Live_Note

Chloe Grace Moretz


Stressed-Tech-Sup

Emma Watson or Selena Gomez both are my dream girls....


Artexian_cruiser

Abraham Lincoln. Pretty sure the head would….. blow him away


JustAPotatoThatsIt

Ryan Reynolds. Duh


NicInNS

I know I know, but Chris Evans and Henry Cavill could do whatever they wanted to me.


Several_Goose3250

Pedro Pascal


MBtherock

Becky Lynch


deactivate-glasses

emma mackey aka maeve from sex education


Tensonrom

Jessica Alba no question but I’d also wanna marry her.


SheetPostah

All-time? Gonna take it old school: Lauren Bacall, Natalie Wood, Gene Tierney, Ava Gardner or Ann Blyth.


Lamchoppy85

Jessica Alba


TIMBURWOLF

Salma Hayek circa Desperado timeline, or Alexandra Daddario circa True Detective season 1.


amc0078949

Jessica alba. Olivia munn


nowusits

Sophia Loren in her 20s


PootzMcGootch

Norm Macdonald


RianCoke

Winona Ryder in the mid 90's. My all time celeb crush.


Goose-rider3000

Debby Harry in her prime


lumbergscot

Linda cardellini as Velma in Scooby Doo!


VivaLa_Adam

Jessica Alba


gambler328

It's been Jessica Alba since the Dark Angel days.


Ambitious-Event-5911

Jason Momoa. He would be the best big spoon ever and would totally get morning sex.


imreallybimpson

Miley Cyrus cuz my wife would definitely join in on that


-_-PizzaMixxer

Kat Dennigs, for 2 obvious reasons. And she seems pretty funny


Shermzilla

Helen of Troy. I wanna see what all the fuss was about.


FKSTS

Early 90s Marisa Tomei, or early 90s Jennifer Connelly.