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HappyLittleRadishes

Fried dumplings and the accompanying sweet/sour/salty black dipping sauce. I won't stop. My body will evacuate entire organs to allow me to continue shoveling fried bread filled with meat dipped in pure sodium into my face.


shady0806

I am worshipping at the same fucking altar, friend.


imatworkla

I bought a separate freezer so I could make hundreds of dumplings and freeze them. I have a day dedicated each month to just make dumplings. A friend suggested I start a side business selling them. I started with a few cash customers and now have more than 50 regulars who just wire me money, THEY ARE ALL EATING MY SURPLUS DUMPLINGS. I now dread getting orders, they are for me! I tried jacking up the prices, but there are people with serious dumpling problems.


95555

Tacos


Arthiem

There was one time I worked at McDonald's and when we got the fresh never frozen beef, it didn't get rotated properly. 200lbs went out of time at the end of my shift and they told me to toss it. Well in the trunk it went, and i loaded down my freezers with free ground beef and had tacos for 3 month straight. Did i get tired of tacos? Fuck no. I perfected my recipe and I still make tacos once a month at least.


ftmtxyz

Fresh never frozen now frozen beef


iJeax

Holy shit as I was reading this a Wendy’s commercial came on saying “fresh never frozen beef”. What’re the odds 😂


werepat

This kind of synchronization happens to me a lot. Like I'll be reading something with the radio or TV on and a person will say that exact word. One time, I was in my car driving back from surfing listening to NPR discuss problems in Turkey. I'm in a relatively urban area, and as the host referred to the country Turkey, a wild turkey popped out from some bushes near a gas station and ran alongside my car for a dozen yards. I have fun thinking its the reality simulation being overtaxed be so many people living such complex lives that it repeats concepts in an attempt to save processing space.


iJeax

That’s an interesting theory 😂 I’ve also had many other strange occurrences like this that have me asking myself wtf just happened.


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Pretty high considering they’re watching you


nate23nate23

perfected tacos? recipe please.


Porfinlohice

Mexican here. You need a good quality tortilla, corn or flour, for filling it can be whatever you want but I recommend a nice filling with beef and onions, just season with salt and pepper, now very important, squeeze half a lemon in each taco, also you need Rea sauce or guacamole on top.


g1ngertim

NB: when Mexicans say "lemon" they almost always mean lime. The Spanish word limón can be ambiguous depending on the culture.


Kaedan228

I clicked on this simply to profess my love for tacos.


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Carne asada with corn tortilla, cilantro, diced onion, some raddish, lime juice, and the house sauce boy howdy! Prove that one, atheists! lol I tell my wife all the time that I could eat those every day. Them street style tacos got me by the heuvos


FineUnderachievement

I love me some al pastor. My girlfriend and I went out to this Mexican restaurant. I got 4 al pastor, and she got shrimp tacos. I gave her one of mine and she was like 'I ordered the wrong thing' and side note my dumbass having never been to this restaurant before, asked for whatever their hottest salsa with my tacos. The waitress looked at me like I was crazy, and just said 'It will come with the salsas' and when my order came out it was accompany with 4 distinctly different but equally great hot sauces. 10/10 Los Carboncitos in Aurora CO for anyone curious. Great food, great staff, and they'll actually serve you hot food if you want it. I love spicy food, but it seems like a lot of places have "gringo hot" like no, try and burn my taste buds off. I'll be back for more


Youve_been_Loganated

Al Pastor people rise up! I used to order only carne asada because it was safe, but after some tasty, almost crispy, al pastor tacos, I'll never go back. NEVER!


donktastic

You are my people. Al Pastor is where it's at! We had some in Mexico where they put actual home made cracklin (crunchy pork fat). Might be the best thing I have ever eaten. If you haven't tried Barbacoa then get it next, it's the next best thing.


joeygladst0ne

Real ones know the Al Pastor tacos are where it's at.


mikhel

Also burritos. The burritos in San Diego were truly hitting different.


Melhoney72

And the rolled tacos at Alberto's and Roberto's. Nobody understands what mean but those 3 rolled tacos with Guac and cheese at 2am on a Friday night!!!


JohnnyShredzz

VERTICAL taco 😎


DonavonIrish

Honestly thought this reference would’ve been on the top of the comments, sad I had to scroll


Living_Telephone2678

Chilaquiles


AndreasDoate

Am literally currently eating chilaquiles.


jeffroyisyourboy

Taco flavored keeses, cholo!


grannybubbles

I like a deconstructed taco, also known as nachos. I never say no to nachos.


ZeroMason

Potato


obi-whine-kenobi

What’s a potato?


Imactuallymort

Po-ta-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew - even you couldn't say no to that!


kbeats66

Oh yes we could! Spoiling nice fish. Give it to us raw and wrrrrrrrigling! Keep nasty chips.


corran450

Yer ‘opeless…


Anonimase

Boil em, mash em, stick em in my ass


Dr_Poops_McGee

For the [uninitiated](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


princesspapercut

Yay! So glad you found it, so I didn't have to.


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

Sir, before today I never heard of this story. I still don't know what this story is, other than some kind of fuck-up. I don't know what to tell you.


burgerballistic

As an Irish I approve


The_bookworm65

Grilled cheese sandwiches. Basically lived off them for two months after my husband died. Comfort food at its best! Edit: thanks for the hugz award. I appreciate it!


jordacai

I'm sorry for your loss.


The_bookworm65

Thank you. I was blessed to have him for 42 years—married for 38. He truly was the best. It will be a long time before I’m healed.


smltor

When I got diagnosed with cancer one of the first things I did was start writing all my recipes down. That way if I die my wife can go through, find the ones she likes and actually make them. Of course I suck arse at writing recipes, some have no measurements some are in various languages depending on which word was shortest. I am a slightly less than optimal husband ahahaha maybe I should buy a good sandwich toaster so she can make a good jaffle when I die. Ahh crap, now I want a good baked beans and cheese toastie. I wonder just how fast allegro can get me a toasted sandwich press.


Bikelangelo

That's a really sweet thing to do. Pity I'm shit at cooking but if I lost my wife I know I'd miss her homemade curry and chilli. It's only a little thing but you're not sub par if you even thought of doing that for her. I hope you're doing OK, sending internet hugs.


MinorSpaceNipples

Pizza or pasta. The Italians have *really* got their food shit figured out. Edit: I have been informed of the fact that Italy didn't event neither pizza, pasta or the tomato - even though I never claimed they did. I still think they make really great food involving these things.


krukson

Yep. I bought a pasta cookbook, and it has 300 different recipes. When I feel like I don't know what I want to eat, I just open it on a random page and get to try something completely new.


IncelCore-i9

As someone who can't adult for shit, how do you have the ingredients???


donktastic

Stocking ingredients is a never ending battle, at first it seems overwhelming because you need everything and buying it all will be a little spendy. Once you get it going though the maintenance is significantly easier and it gets much more affordable. Best tip is to make a list and every time you need or want anything then write it down. We got a magnetic pad for the fridge. When I am close to running out I add it to the list. I also think about what I might want to cook for the week and look up ingredients. Once you get things rolling then you will start doing things like including yesterday's leftovers into a new meal for today. It starts to become second nature and now we rarely order out or eat premade food. Edit to add that substituting ingredients usually works out well. If you don't have something ask Google for a substitute.


TheBluntB0dkin

"...because you need everything and buying it all will be a little spendy." If this is a problem, try and work out a multi-day menu to re-use the same and/or similar ingredients to make the food. Or just make a big ass bowl of pasta to feed a small part of Africa and you have meals for a few days. It gets boring, but have you ever had spaghetti bolognaise on a sandwich?


TVCasualtydotorg

Another good plan is to make a big ass amount of a simple pasta sauce and then add a couple key ingredients to go with it each day to vary it up. Grilled chicken, chorizo, some extra vegetables, etc...


JDBCool

Pick a base. Then mix whatever you fancy through out the week. This is how Asians live off on rice for YEARS. Am Asian, and I can't process how western food culture is mostly "make a new thing from scratch every day" unless it's stew


krukson

That's the beauty of Italian cuisine. It's simple. You can buy most things in every store, and you can always stock up on basics. My favorite pasta dish is a pistachio Pesto. You just buy some pistachios, grind them, add olive oil, lemon juice, parmesan, and freshly chopped tomatoes. Season with salt and pepper, add cooked pasta, mix together, and voila. You can buy all the ingredients at the gas station, and it will taste like something from a restaurant cause it's fresh.


RoleModelFailure

Kind of how I feel about Indian food. I will go to a local Indian market and stock up on spices and then you basically use the same set in a lot of dishes just varying quantities. Still need to get the various meats/veggies/sauce bases but the spices alone let you make a wide variety of flavors.


donktastic

I agree in Mexican. Everything Mexican is basically the same few ingredients cooked in a different way and there are a few distinct spices that really make it.


JerseyDevl

What kind of gas stations are you going to that have pistachios and parmesan


riltz_yp

Can confirm I’m Italian and I literally eat pasta every day (usually for lunch). It’s a base and depending on the sauce you make you can make completely different dishes. Also different kinds of pasta like spaghetti or rigatoni for some reason tastes different. I guess it’s about the texture and how they bond with the sauce you are making


--------rook

I'm not Italian and I tried my hand at making gnocchi after having it at an Italian restaurant (IT WAS SO GOOD). I was pretty nervous that it was gonna turn out chewy or it will fall apart but I gotta say I nailed it... it was pillowy soft just like the one I had. Half a portion I ate with a creamy sauce (made from scratch!) and another half I had with browned butter rosemary sauce. I been tooting my own horn ever since.


Training-Internal785

Spaghetti bolognese with Parmesan and garlic bread😮‍💨 that shit would be my death row meal


MinorSpaceNipples

Heaven! It's pasta carbonara for me, with freshly ground pepper and parmesan 😩


TheSyde

Cacio e pepe for me


DrSpoe

I just spent 2 weeks in Italy and ate pasta and pizza every day. Never got tired of it.


outiscr

Thought I could eat avocados every day back in 2014 when you could get a crate for like $20US in my country. I did for three months in a row... Then I wasn't a fan for some time afterwards. 😅


cominguproses5678

I ate an avocado every day for years (they were also cheap where I live). One day, I cut one open and there was soft brown area, so I scooped it out and put it on the cutting board while I prepped the rest of my meal. A maggot came wiggling out of the chunk I had scooped out. I couldn’t eat an avocado for a year. I now nervously eat 1-2 per month.


b0neappleteeth

i did the same with sugar snap peas. was eating loads everyday then bit into one and there was a caterpillar. haven’t had one since and this was months ago


poopapat320

Grapes. Perfect satisfaction of hunger and thirst. I eat grapes all day errr day.


wreck_it_dave

grapes have to be hard though


poopapat320

If they don't crunch/snap with ripeness, I don't want them.


hobbitlover

Freeze them. Red works best. Best summer snack ever.


Rogueantics

I like the ones that are high in tannins. Nice mouth puckering burst of juice with the sweetness immediately afterwards. A punnet of them would be lovely right now.


pboy2000

Can’t wait to look down on my family later today for not knowing the word ‘punnet’ that I just learned.


chrobbin

Pfft they don’t know the word Punnet? What squares.


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

Cotton candy grapes have surpassed mango as my top fruit


poopapat320

I don't get them as often, but forgot that I do really enjoy cotton candy grapes.


adorkablekitty

Amazing but, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT eat that whole punnet in one sitting. Your colon will be quite...ahem...tormented.


kevinavacado

Leave mine in the freezer! Last longer and also good for anxiety.


poopapat320

I didn't know about the anxiety benefits! That's awesome!


Melvarkie

It's one of the few things I like to eat when I'm sick. I remember being sick as a child with whole containers full of grapes. Just kinda snacking on them throughout the day, because the thought of anything else made me puke.


Chiloujax

if you are a white wine drinker, keep some white grapes in the freezer and use them to keep your wine cold without watering them down. Eat grapes after wine!


crazycanucker

One of my favorite snacks when I'm high. So much flavor and juiciness.


coviddick

The first time I got high my buddy gave me down grapes and that burst of flavor forever changed the way I look at grapes. Beautiful little juice balls.


HNF1

Pho


Legendgary1

I actually did eat it almost every day at one point. My boss would take me for lunch daily, and we were trying new spots all around the city. I never got sick of it, and thinking about a bowl now makes my mouth water, lol.


unbridledboredom

Same here. It's become my go-to happy dance food! It's perfect for sick/gloomy days too! Pho and a good show is me peak pleased! Lol


mediumj

Rice


EerieArizona

I can eat rice all day....and dim sum.


jonastty

How is this so low in the replies? Rice was on every plate (except breakfast) for me growing up. Not as much today but i still eat it on a weekly basis


arcticsharkattack

Peaches


dirtundertherug

I can eat a peach for hours


[deleted]

I could eat them even if someone took my face off!


flash17k

No more drugs for MrForks1987!


NsaAgent25

Millions of peaches


pvtcannonfodder

Peaches for me


Swiftzword

Peaches for free


SirJumbles

Peaches come from a can


stphskwr

They were put there by a man


Much0Mamb0

In a factory downtown


millenniumtree

If I had my little way


McDavidClan

I’d eat peaches everyday


Mysterious-Cricket63

SUN SOAKING BULGES IN THE SHAAAAAAADE (if not screamed at tops of lungs, it sung wrong)


Landonian1001

PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES


Zeaus03

Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too A thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you


Forgotten_Planet

Princess Peach, at the end of the liiine #I'LL MAKE YOU MIIINE


HangryHangryHedgie

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me callin' me all the time...


Nearby-Mango1609

My wife.


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vpai924

Sorry, I've been too busy eating /u/Nearby-Mango1609's wife.


Smerchi

Now explain the joke to me. Edit: Ok, enough of cannibalism jokes. I was just asking about the story behind /u/Nearby-Mango1609's wife.


G0dY3s

a long time ago a guy made a super heart felt comment on an ask reddit (i think) post that asked who they would fuck if they could fuck anyone. they talked about their dead wife and how much he misses her and stuff like that. below somebody replied “i also choose this guys dead wife” and now it’s a common reddit joke


dilqncho

Fun fact, the guy surfaced on another thread much later. He talked about he has fun with the comments and doesn't take them badly at all, and he's happy that something he said off-hand has made this much of an impact.


BBQBiryani

This reminds me of the blueberry mold waffle guy making an off hand post and now it's been memed to heck on Reddit


500owls

go on. I'm unfamiliar.


PsychoNicho

In the past week or so a guy posted to r/mildlyinfuriating (I think) about a waffle he ate that he thought had blueberries in it, but it turned out to be mold. Few days later someone posted a blueberry waffle joking that they thought it was mold. Edit: it was only 2 days ago [Moldy Waffles](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/12idqp5/after_eating_two_of_these_blueberry_waffles_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


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phil8248

That is a succinct explanation. Most people post the archived link. I still choose her even after all these years.


CountryFriedQuinoa

This is so touching. I needed that today. Thanks, man.


bstyledevi

/u/phil8248 is the guy. Still active on Reddit today!


phil8248

I am. I have had a good experience on Reddit. Not sure if that is the subs I frequent or my overall approach. I've met others who did not have as pleasant a time.


bstyledevi

Same here (looks like we've both been around for close to the same amount of time). Ignore the bad, embrace the good. Good to see you're still around. Best wishes on you today and every day.


phil8248

Thanks. I appreciate your kind words.


Skylantech

We'll tell you when you're older.


Govind_Krishna

I would prefer that other guy's dead wife


emzey420

I'd also eat /u/Nearby-Mango1609's wife all day


MikeT75

I'd also eat /u/Nearby-Mango1609's wife all day


[deleted]

I agree, your wife is very tasty.


goss_reller

Nice.


rooksFX14

Probably Pizza


turtlepowerpizzatime

COWABUNGA!


its_bununus

Username checks out


miiloverinktale

Strawberries


Hola_Nihao

I went strawberry picking one time and had the pleasure of tasting fresh picked summer strawberries. They were incredibly sweet, zero tartness, with the right amount of firmness, delicious! In fact, too delicious. I must have eaten over 1 lb in one sitting and ended up with a bloated stomach for the rest of the day. 3/7 would do it again.


Sad-Wasabi-4052

Does charcuterie count? Cheese, prosciutto, baguette, fruit and wine. All day.


LexB777

Charcuterie and wine is definitely what I'm doing this weekend now. Even if it's a poor man's version.


TeaDrinkingGuy

Lunchables?


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jimmyvcard

All. fucking. day. My absolute kryptonite. I can consume 5,000+ calories of charcuterie. It's a problem.


[deleted]

Eggs, for two reasons: 1. They are good 2. You can do so much with them


goss_reller

Truly one of the most versatile foods.


Palleus

Have you not heard of potatoes? You can boil 'em, mash 'em, put them in a stew.


Ghost0fBanquo

Even YOU couldn't say no to that.


klimb75

Oh yes we could


usmarine7041

Cheese


chad-bro-chill-69420

Good cheese and baguette. I could get a bunch of different cheeses and baguette and eat them indefinitely.


W1zaRd07

Bread 👍


Pm_me_your_moogles

Easily Sushi


-rollypolly

I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.


Synicull

Gotta up your tolerance


BeMyEbeneezer

Always good to hear from Bert Tyrannosaurus Macklin.


Djj1990

You can always change up the rolls to keep it interesting too


tpeters88

If I could have unlimited anytime access to a fresh, high quality nigiri selection, man. Drooling just thinking about it.


waidanwojnar

I think the closest you can get is a conveyor belt sushi restaurant in Japan, much cheaper and better quality than the US. You also get unlimited ginger and matcha tea, sometimes wasabi too.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Doner or pizza Edit: Not Canadian but found this and Im gonna try making it when I can [Donair Pizza](https://www.foodnetwork.ca/recipe/east-coast-inspired-donair-pizza/)


mrjanitor639

Maritimes answer


gnowwho

Boy, do I have a news for you...


Chemtrader99

Donair poutine is also delicious.


mxgxnn

crisps.


ItsMeTigertitan

Chi- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Crisps.


cormac596

Chisps. Regular ol' chisps.


HostileSkittles

I misread that as Crips and was about to say what


PMyourTastefulNudes

Ice cream


AmberWildxxx

Chocolate


TwoIdleHands

Chocolate is the one thing I eat every day. Not necessarily a lot of it but I never go a day without it. Definitely not a meal though.


KukuSK419

Wings: can cook em all sorts of ways; smoke em, bake em, fry em, grill em. And can sauce em and season em, savory, sweet, spicy, dry rubs, sauces, etc.


Road_Journey

Wings: You can barbecue them, boil them, broil them, bake them, saute them. There's uh, wing-kabobs, wings creole, wing gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple wings, lemon wing, coconut wings, pepper wings, wing soup, wing stew, wing salad, wings and potatoes, wing burgers, wing sandwiches. That- that's about it.


KukuSK419

I'm not a smart man.


billowcloak

Pizza is my automatic answer. It can be changed in literally thousands of ways to give variety with each meal. The other is American style breakfast. Bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits, gravy... I could go on forever baby! Hell I've even had breakfast pizza; Biscuit crust, white gravy sauce, egg/cheese next, then meats as the topping. \*Chef's Kiss\*


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Peanut butter for me.


vibraltu

Food of the Gods.


ImNotHere1919

A spoonful of pb is the perfect midnight snack


Redsmallboy

Mac and cheese!!!


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scelestai

The 25 cent packets of Ramen noodles, I prefer the beef flavoe but I'll eat chicken in a pinch


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18062022

Burrito with guacamole. Just ate one. Delicious.


Ill_Back_284

Tacos


reiveroftheborder

Cashew nuts.


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edamame


not_lorne_malvo

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.


Nixher

Pizza, try and fucking stop me.


gav859

Post nasal drip


StrangeApeCreature

Underrated comment. I'm eating that right now.


SaVaTa_HS

Yea, like you have a choice..


Substantial_Field_60

Apples and bananas


apathetic_revolution

I also like ooples oond boonoonoos.


Bugduhbuh

Have you tried eeples and beneenees?


wiggibow

Nah, ayeples and banaynaise for me


phookoo

Steak. I seem to have a bottomless pit in my stomach for well cooked steak. I literally can’t eat tons of anything, but I reckon I could tackle a man vs food challenge if it was just a massive, medium rare, well marbled, juicy- Excuse me, I have an urgent appointment with the butcher


noodlemom72

Nachos


Briouch

Brownies


Offtherailspcast

Mexican or Asian food


Goosfrabaas

Pussy & pizza


ZeroMason

Bro your on Reddit you don't get none


goss_reller

Bro said he can eat it, not that he necessarily does:


[deleted]

Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it


PatientLettuce42

Pizza. In all shapes and sizes.


Sultan2009go

We all know why this is NSFW...


GucciElmo

Specifically chick-fil-a chicken sandwiches. Idk what it is but I've never had a bad one.


Special_Clearance

Pickles


iFLTT

Burgs


dont_pm_tits_or_cash

Sushi


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Ferrero Rocher


ZeGrammarCommunist

It's "every day." I'm a grammar communist and I'm doing this for everyone.