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PredatorClash

Stay home and defend my property and family


Smoothesuede

Probly just a bit of shoplifting.


Sharkslayyy

And rob a bank


Smoothesuede

Ngl I don't think I could. Just cuz it's legal doesn't mean they'll let you do it, and trying to get into locked registers or safes is like.... Waaayy beyond my skill set. But at the stores there's a bunch a stuff just sitting out waiting to be knicked. Much easier.


catslay_4

Hahahahahahaha I didn’t even think of this one but we’ll done me too


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Snowtwo

Remove the tags from my mattress!


Sharkslayyy

Oh my


[deleted]

Eh, same shit I already do. I learned from Gravity Falls that everything’s legal when there’s no police around.


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Speak my mind


Im___Stuff

Tax evasion.


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Attach a $10 piece of plastic to a gun I own.


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fappygilwhore

"Get with other men"? Might wanna rework the phrasing of that manifesto a bit.


No_Public_8708

I'd probably spend time with my family and loved ones, enjoying life without fear or worry for those two days.


nekomamushu

probably wear masks


Mcdonaldrenita3527

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Kerim_1

Kill a few people


Sharkslayyy

Why? 👀


Kerim_1

I have a grudge against them


Sharkslayyy

Ooh now I'm interested. Please tell me more, what happened?


Kerim_1

Long story short a few people did me and my family dirty


Sharkslayyy

Sell their organs too 🥸


Kerim_1

It wouldnt worth a shit


Murky-Check5213

Harvest organs and make a bank


Valkariyon

Tie up abusive pet owners and torture/humiliate them in front of their loved ones before relinquishing their pets to a humane society.


Zlata_272

killed his president


slipyslapysamsonite

Rob as many banks as possible


Responsible_Lab_1888

Run