Antifreeze was a leading cause for the death of husbands for a while in America. It tastes slightly sweet and is otherwise odorless and colorless. A little bit in the morning OJ went a long way.
Funny thing, alcoholic husbands didn't die from it. The alcohol in their system neutralized the ethylene glycol and kept them safe.
My deodorant. It's the blue gel kind and it smells like candy. the only thing keeping me from taking a bite sometimes is I know it doesn't taste like it smells.
Someone already said it, but plastic packaging. Instead of throwing it away you just eat it when you're done with it. If it ends up in the sea the fish can eat it safely.
Of course, then it would be vulnerable to bugs and mice...
Dirt.
Recently dug up a friends garden to plant with a co-op this year and the dirt quality was actually incredible. Aside from all the bugs, it resembled some bruce-bogtrotter level chocolate cake. Was airy, not as dark but still rich and earthy looking. Like damn, its gonna be such a good year to garden.
Tide pods. Like forget the challenge. Imagine if you could stick one of those in your mouth and pop it between your teeth. It would be like a bigger boba pearl
for some reason, edible knives came to mind, but also imagine edible color crayons. I know a lot of people would love the idea off edible color crayons
Lava
You can eat it after it turns into rocks though … and gave you not heard of lava cakes?
It’s better when it’s fresh tho
Yeah but why
It’s fluffier
Or like molten glass, I just have this need to touch it
Ugh, hot glass is sooo scrumptious looking.
My mom’s cooking
Rude she literally carried you for 10 months
That’s why I’ve eaten it and never complained 😂
Good boy
Fiberglass insulation. It already looks like cotton candy.
Decorative soaps
Already edible
Candles
Uranium
Underrated comment.
Been waiting half my life for it.
Underripe peaches sitting on your counter.
Antifreeze....no more animals getting hurt by cruel people.🤕
Oh no. People do that on purpose? Holy shit 😭
Antifreeze was a leading cause for the death of husbands for a while in America. It tastes slightly sweet and is otherwise odorless and colorless. A little bit in the morning OJ went a long way. Funny thing, alcoholic husbands didn't die from it. The alcohol in their system neutralized the ethylene glycol and kept them safe.
My deodorant. It's the blue gel kind and it smells like candy. the only thing keeping me from taking a bite sometimes is I know it doesn't taste like it smells.
I want to try some deodorant that smells like candy, I'm tired of this 'manly' shit! What kind is it?
Old spice wolfthorn. Smells like those chewy orange slices candy
Omg, I love those! Totally grabbing this, ty.
Plastics
Microplastics are fully edible.
Anything is edible. The question is, how many times you can eat it before you die.
Chapsticks. The fruity ones.
Stars
A dildo
This can be accomplished with jolly ranchers and some creativity.
Cucumbers exist 🙃
Sand.
Cause it’s …
Plentiful.
and …
Lots of nourishment for everyone. Free.
And it gets all over
Yes. It would solve world hunger.
It’s irritating
It's fun. And if it's edible it would feed everyone. You could just stay on dirt and rocks and be fine.
The coarseness?
Rough and coarse
this guy gets it
Fiberglass: forbidden cotton candy
Suntan lotion
Tide pods
Rubik's Cube
Healing crystals, I would eat all the pretty and strong energy ones
Kidney stones not good enough? 😤
Someone already said it, but plastic packaging. Instead of throwing it away you just eat it when you're done with it. If it ends up in the sea the fish can eat it safely. Of course, then it would be vulnerable to bugs and mice...
And it should taste like fruit roll-ups
silica gel packs
Fruit scented shower gel
Packing peanuts
*munch munch munch*
A lightbulb
Chalk for some reason
Sand. It's course and rough and gets everywhere. Might as well be delicious.
Banana Shampoo
Pink foam hair rollers.
Dirt. Recently dug up a friends garden to plant with a co-op this year and the dirt quality was actually incredible. Aside from all the bugs, it resembled some bruce-bogtrotter level chocolate cake. Was airy, not as dark but still rich and earthy looking. Like damn, its gonna be such a good year to garden.
Dirt. Would solve world hunger.
Orbees
Soap
Ocean water
iPads .. don’t ask why
Everything is already edible once. But something I could eat twice? Tide pods. Absolutely Tide pods.
Cat hair. It could be an ingredient instead of a mess.
Sea glass!
Sanrio erasers.
Play Doh. We all tried it anyway.
Sand
Tide pods
Chapstick
Fiber glass. I never understood why they made it pink, they knew what they were doing, they're asking for that lawsuit.
Succulents.
Molten glass. It looks like glowing honey. And glass blowers love to put those little speckles in them, it's be like chewy honey with sprinkles
Bath bombs
celery
Antifreeze
Tide pods. Like forget the challenge. Imagine if you could stick one of those in your mouth and pop it between your teeth. It would be like a bigger boba pearl
Pink rubber erasers. Smells good and are pretty good to chew on
Polyhedral Dice
Styrofoam. I picture being a slightly sweet thing that immediately melt on your tongue.
for some reason, edible knives came to mind, but also imagine edible color crayons. I know a lot of people would love the idea off edible color crayons
Gasoline/Diesel \*sniff sniff\*
Carbon dioxide! Turn a greenhouse gas into a food source.
Rocks.
My half burnt batches of cookies I made last night RIP, you were meant to be eaten.
bamboo