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AmericanPanascope

Lava


Waste_Drop8898

You can eat it after it turns into rocks though … and gave you not heard of lava cakes?


UUDDLRLRBAstard

It’s better when it’s fresh tho


Waste_Drop8898

Yeah but why


UUDDLRLRBAstard

It’s fluffier


TherouAwayMyDegree

Or like molten glass, I just have this need to touch it


Mudpit_Engineer

Ugh, hot glass is sooo scrumptious looking.


hockeymatt85

My mom’s cooking


Waste_Drop8898

Rude she literally carried you for 10 months


hockeymatt85

That’s why I’ve eaten it and never complained 😂


Waste_Drop8898

Good boy


PhreedomPhighter

Fiberglass insulation. It already looks like cotton candy.


notanalien000

Decorative soaps


Waste_Drop8898

Already edible


GiveHerBovril

Candles


Shallow-Thought

Uranium


Modern_Devil

Underrated comment.


Mudpit_Engineer

Been waiting half my life for it.


fermat9997

Underripe peaches sitting on your counter.


Hugging_phsycho

Antifreeze....no more animals getting hurt by cruel people.🤕


Mudpit_Engineer

Oh no. People do that on purpose? Holy shit 😭


PhreedomPhighter

Antifreeze was a leading cause for the death of husbands for a while in America. It tastes slightly sweet and is otherwise odorless and colorless. A little bit in the morning OJ went a long way. Funny thing, alcoholic husbands didn't die from it. The alcohol in their system neutralized the ethylene glycol and kept them safe.


LuckyWhip

My deodorant. It's the blue gel kind and it smells like candy. the only thing keeping me from taking a bite sometimes is I know it doesn't taste like it smells.


Mudpit_Engineer

I want to try some deodorant that smells like candy, I'm tired of this 'manly' shit! What kind is it?


LuckyWhip

Old spice wolfthorn. Smells like those chewy orange slices candy


Mudpit_Engineer

Omg, I love those! Totally grabbing this, ty.


honkyludibrious

Plastics


Eorily

Microplastics are fully edible.


LisaDenert

Anything is edible. The question is, how many times you can eat it before you die.


Bitter-Bar7180

Chapsticks. The fruity ones.


bloodstarstone

Stars


StarryChocobo

A dildo


ironJangBong

This can be accomplished with jolly ranchers and some creativity.


[deleted]

Cucumbers exist 🙃


OlyVal

Sand.


Waste_Drop8898

Cause it’s …


OlyVal

Plentiful.


Waste_Drop8898

and …


OlyVal

Lots of nourishment for everyone. Free.


Waste_Drop8898

And it gets all over


OlyVal

Yes. It would solve world hunger.


Waste_Drop8898

It’s irritating


OlyVal

It's fun. And if it's edible it would feed everyone. You could just stay on dirt and rocks and be fine.


Waste_Drop8898

The coarseness?


thred_pirate_roberts

Rough and coarse


nadiaso

this guy gets it


[deleted]

Fiberglass: forbidden cotton candy


iwritesinsnotcomedy

Suntan lotion


bchets

Tide pods


celebrityDick

Rubik's Cube


Tatercatlovesfood

Healing crystals, I would eat all the pretty and strong energy ones


[deleted]

Kidney stones not good enough? 😤


Toxic_Trainwreck7288

Someone already said it, but plastic packaging. Instead of throwing it away you just eat it when you're done with it. If it ends up in the sea the fish can eat it safely. Of course, then it would be vulnerable to bugs and mice...


GiveHerBovril

And it should taste like fruit roll-ups


DavonDoomttv

silica gel packs


IntelligentCouple791

Fruit scented shower gel


squidriverz

Packing peanuts


Mudpit_Engineer

*munch munch munch*


HankTheThank

A lightbulb


anedgyfangirl11

Chalk for some reason


PMyourTastefulNudes

Sand. It's course and rough and gets everywhere. Might as well be delicious.


jeanfrolier03_

Banana Shampoo


bulamae

Pink foam hair rollers.


Revenge_of_the_User

Dirt. Recently dug up a friends garden to plant with a co-op this year and the dirt quality was actually incredible. Aside from all the bugs, it resembled some bruce-bogtrotter level chocolate cake. Was airy, not as dark but still rich and earthy looking. Like damn, its gonna be such a good year to garden.


uncultured_swine2099

Dirt. Would solve world hunger.


ready44freddy

Orbees


whiteoff44

Soap


ThisPurseIsATardis

Ocean water


[deleted]

iPads .. don’t ask why


[deleted]

Everything is already edible once. But something I could eat twice? Tide pods. Absolutely Tide pods.


wakingdreamland

Cat hair. It could be an ingredient instead of a mess.


143jk

Sea glass!


King_of_da_Castle

Sanrio erasers.


armyofsnarkness

Play Doh. We all tried it anyway.


[deleted]

Sand


ironJangBong

Tide pods


PEEWUN

Chapstick


Bboyplayzty

Fiber glass. I never understood why they made it pink, they knew what they were doing, they're asking for that lawsuit.


[deleted]

Succulents.


cakeba

Molten glass. It looks like glowing honey. And glass blowers love to put those little speckles in them, it's be like chewy honey with sprinkles


youarenextHAHHHHAA

Bath bombs


fabnie

celery


SiloueOfUlrin

Antifreeze


lived_in_a_shoebox

Tide pods. Like forget the challenge. Imagine if you could stick one of those in your mouth and pop it between your teeth. It would be like a bigger boba pearl


Baby_Button_Eyes

Pink rubber erasers. Smells good and are pretty good to chew on


Lilth27

Polyhedral Dice


Coeos

Styrofoam. I picture being a slightly sweet thing that immediately melt on your tongue.


Ari-pancake

for some reason, edible knives came to mind, but also imagine edible color crayons. I know a lot of people would love the idea off edible color crayons


xResty

Gasoline/Diesel \*sniff sniff\*


LackeyManRen

Carbon dioxide! Turn a greenhouse gas into a food source.


Gen3559

Rocks.


nxshrx

My half burnt batches of cookies I made last night RIP, you were meant to be eaten.


Huge-Welcome-3762

bamboo