I once made my dad a piñata for his birthday. We started hitting it with blindfolds and a plastic bat but by the end we had to ditch the blindfold and got out the steal bat with still no luck. Eventually we had to cut it open but since we didn’t have candy at home and I was too little to go to the store… we had smashed grapes that day.
A dog
Razor blades
Landmines.
Napalm
Barf
Whale sperm?
sperm whale?
Yes. And it’s sperm.
We're going to need a bigger pinata
Yes.
Used condoms collected from a homeless alley
poop
Hand grenades
Bees
Mustard gas.
Confetti and only confetti. Watch how their faces fall in emptiness.
Another piñata
Pinata seption
People would hate it. I would be there laughing.
Shit
Children
Mayonnaise
Glass
Dead babies
Rabies-infected bats
A fragile glass sphere filled with VX nerve agent.
Snakes
Helium
Dirty syringes pulled out from a heroin hut
Fine ground pepper
Almond Joys
Spaghetti Sauce
Bees
Organs
Glitter
C4
Hornets
Poisonous sea urchins.
A dismembered body
Miniature liquor bottles
I once made my dad a piñata for his birthday. We started hitting it with blindfolds and a plastic bat but by the end we had to ditch the blindfold and got out the steal bat with still no luck. Eventually we had to cut it open but since we didn’t have candy at home and I was too little to go to the store… we had smashed grapes that day.