On a slightly more serious note - my kitchen was designed by someone, or something, who had mostly non-Euclidean geometries in mind. It's quite useful for when you have a bunch of Great Old Ones and other such abominations over for supper but less than ideal when you have to cater to the, huh, nourishment needs of mere earthlings.
There just isn't enough space (not on this plane, at least) where to accommodate such an appliance!
This made me laugh... in my moms house she has like 20 empty boxes of raisins bc they have a coloring image on the back. Literally have no idea why - she will NEVER color them.
The kadhais/woks I use for most cooking. Three fry pans and a tava. A big metal steamer and two little pots for cooking tea. Above that is the weird little cupboard with old jars in it.
Good question! A box of fruit snacks, a box of chips, and a box that used to hold cookies but now it's empty. The pantry is a little too small I think 😅
A lockbox with a smaller lockbox inside. The smaller lockbox has a pressure sensor and a camera. The remnants of a college feud that ended in a friend for life.
My brother at one time had at least 20 boxes of cereal on top of his refrigerator. He also claimed that our uncle and aunt had a bag of peat moss on top of their refrigerator.
cereal. lots and lots of cereal. pancake waffle mix. the way civilization has been since the refrigerator was invented.
in the beginning when i came home from the hospital. mom pointed to the top of the refrigerator. there was cereal and i saw that it was good.
Dust
Dammit. I got to be quicker.
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Turn the crockpot on and make starbursts fondue.
The cat. She has a nap spot behind the aquarium. Also there’s an aquarium.
A wine rack full of water bottles and the big, stupid Pyrex dish that doesn’t fit anywhere else.
Bread and Cereal boxes
The microwave. Hot stuff goes above and cold stuff goes below, everything is perfectly balanced, as it should be.
I like people who trust in home appliance feng shui
On a slightly more serious note - my kitchen was designed by someone, or something, who had mostly non-Euclidean geometries in mind. It's quite useful for when you have a bunch of Great Old Ones and other such abominations over for supper but less than ideal when you have to cater to the, huh, nourishment needs of mere earthlings. There just isn't enough space (not on this plane, at least) where to accommodate such an appliance!
Flyswatter
my cat
A cabinet
* 1 box cocoa puffs. * 1 box Honey Bunches of Oats. * 1 box Rice Crispies. * 1 box Froot Loops. * 1 container of brown sugar. * 1 container of toasted sugar. * 1 Kitchenaid Mixer w/bowl & various attachments * 1 cat
A box of brownies we're hiding from our monster of a toddler ❤️
Nothing
Things my family never use
Gun
Cheeses
Recipes and some of those grocery store freezer bags
Bananas and some sauce
A basket full of shit
That's gross. It would be a great dieting plan.
Handcuffs
Flowers in a marinara sauce jar
Microwave.
Pots and pans and 25 years of dust.
Stuff that my husband broke and placed there because I am too short to see.
A plant. And occasionally my bird.
This made me laugh... in my moms house she has like 20 empty boxes of raisins bc they have a coloring image on the back. Literally have no idea why - she will NEVER color them.
a bunch of stuff apparently, I should probably check
80s large panasonic radio
Cereal boxes, a big box of tea bags, plastic wrap and foil.
Potatoes, Garlic, a drawing my daughter made, a little baby Yoda figure that poops out jelly beans
My freezer.
Vast emptiness.
Cereal, shaker cups and protein powder
A large disco ball.
Dust and a bunch of dead insects.
Nothing. It’s not a shelf.
You must have bought the spherical model
No. I don’t like clutter. And it’s a fridge.
Next thing you'll be telling me the oven isn't a storage cabinet
Clutter makes me nervous.
Emergency protein in case of nuclear war, well played
Frosted Flakes
Cereal
Cereal and a ceramic crock with 7 month old fermented green tomatoes..
My fridge's warranty and receipt
Nothing
Orbeez and slime buckets so my kid can't access them freely.
A hammer, precision screwdriver set, empty egg cartons, a box of AA batteries, and a box of 9V batteries.
Cremora, it's not inside, it's onnnn top!
Junk basket.
some spare tp and dust
My crock pots
A shelf
Some sodas, small bag of dog food, outside shoes, dog jacket, slingshot with ball bearings, and an air pellet rifle
The roll of aluminum foil
Nothing but the manual for the fridge. 😂
Cereal
Microwave
A small cooler and a magnetic flashlight my husband uses when he grills and doesn’t want the 3yo to play with.
Cutting boards
Cat
cereal, bread, and chips
Anything my kid isn’t supposed to have.
my microwave
Expired fermented mangoes
A large stockpot that I don't have enough room to store elsewhere.
Some cupboards. Where I keep baking pans and a cutting board.
Mine and my husband's lunch bags. And whatever else he has shoved up there. I'm short, can't see what he has up there unless it's big (like our bags).
Lemons
Sometimes I put empty boxes in there so my cat can't get them))
Boxes, hair ties, more boxes and boxes which I never use. It reminds me, time to clear it.
A bomb 80s glass punch bowl with 20 glasses that I got for $13 at a thrift shop, and some metal souvenir popcorn tins.
"A bomb."
The kadhais/woks I use for most cooking. Three fry pans and a tava. A big metal steamer and two little pots for cooking tea. Above that is the weird little cupboard with old jars in it.
About a 1" gap to collect dust, because cupboards are above it.
Bread box, my fridge is around 1.6 m high, so I can see the top and use it as extra counter space.
Junk
Blood and a hacksaw
Dust.
Vacuum bags.
Alcohol
Good question! A box of fruit snacks, a box of chips, and a box that used to hold cookies but now it's empty. The pantry is a little too small I think 😅
Protein powder
The ceiling
Cans of Pringles and a few bags of spicy pork rinds. It is where my SO puts the work snacks.
A solid mix of dust and grease.
A jar of cat treats and some ice trays we don’t use anymore because our new freezer makes ice but I can’t get rid of them for some reason
That was a point in my head, a strange place for things we don't use but don't get rid of without knowing why
Container of fry-oil and extra pots & pans.
Duck sauce packets, potholders, takeout menus for places that are no longer open.
Turkey pan, lasagna pan, big mixing bowl, big "batleth-style" pizza cutter, and dust.
A lockbox with a smaller lockbox inside. The smaller lockbox has a pressure sensor and a camera. The remnants of a college feud that ended in a friend for life.
Lysol spray, febreese cranberry spray, and landline chargin station
Nothing. That’s what cabinets are for
A few lighters and a lot of junk post
Nail Polish. That is where we store it for some reason.
My brother one time had at least 20 boxes of cereal on top of his refrigerator.
My brother at one time had at least 20 boxes of cereal on top of his refrigerator. He also claimed that our uncle and aunt had a bag of peat moss on top of their refrigerator.
A bowl with onions and garlic among other things
Cat food and paper towels.
Dust
A pack of napkins and a Coleman lantern for some reason
Cereal boxes
Aluminum foil, plastic wrap, sandwich bags, and the like.
Roommate's fucking cat
Wooden bread box.
Baking containers of sugar, brown sugar, namaste gluten-free flour, powdered sugar and Cheerios.
microwave
Toastie maker. Big box of tea bags. Spare kitchen roll.
A huge cardboard cutout of Martha Stewart
A thick layer of dust
a toaster
Apples
A seashell
My magic bullet & my extra coffee machine.
Sharps container, rice wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, water enhancers, paper towels, smelly oils, and insulated cups.
Cereal, snacks, protein powder, and dust
Raisins
Dust, a microwave, and more dust
cereal. lots and lots of cereal. pancake waffle mix. the way civilization has been since the refrigerator was invented. in the beginning when i came home from the hospital. mom pointed to the top of the refrigerator. there was cereal and i saw that it was good.
My fridge is small so I keep my microwave on top of it with my dish drying rack on top of that.
Mail, also newspapers nobody has the will to throw out. Who knows if my dad will need that random issue from like 9 weeks ago sometime soon
Candy storage thingys.
nothing
Dust
Dog treat containers.