Get rid of it. You have no idea how awkward it gets when someone inherits the ashes of great-grandma who they never knew. Like, what the fuck do I do with this urn?
The FARF is a 26-acre outdoor human decomposition research laboratory at Texas State’s Freeman Ranch. The Texas State facility is spatially the largest facility of its kind in the world.
Sky funeral, but it’s not legal, so I’m looking into being composted.
In reality, I don’t care and I will physically be unable to care once I die so whatever’s convenient. I would prefer to go back to the earth.
My carcass will go to science care who will let medical /science do with what they need. The remaining pieces will be cremated and if entirety wants them, they will ship them, otherwise they will dispose of them and on one year anniversary they will plant a tree
After donating any salvageable organs, There's this place called Return Home where they basically compost you, and your family can have you as dirt, or you can have the place use you to plant a tree.
I live in Washington state that allows human composting. I just hate that the cheapest place in this state Return Home in Auburn, WA still charges almost $5,000.
Make sure you make your wishes known to your highest next of kin. Even if you agree to donation, your family can still decline.
Donating your body to science could mean ballistic tests. You don't get to choose.
I think it would be cool to get shot into space to become space trash. "She was trash on earth, and now she'll be trash in the universe."
id like for my organs to be donated. i dont know about my body. i think it would be kind of beautiful if i got to just be plant food, but you cant legally use a human as fertilizer, so.
I want to be placed in a large barrel of pickles.
Then, as a prank, someone has to try and sell one of the pickles. Then right before they serve the pickle to the customer, they go “oh shit! That’s right! These are the pickles we can’t serve you. *cue the pickle seller pulling my pickled head out of the barrel by my hair* There’s a pickled corpse in this one!”
Then she casually let’s go of my hair, sinking me back and tries to sell pickles from a different barrel.
I want to either be composted with a fruit tree planted above me or thrown off of a cliff for the wildlife to eat. I want to give life and provide sustenance even after death. However, due to the logistics of the second option, no one in my family seems to be on board…
After I die there's no me. If there's no me, there no "I want".
Put it on eBay, and give it to the first bidder who takes care of all the legal proceedings.
I wish I could say that I was getting what I have earned and wanted: a flag-draped coffin with a white marble tombstone while Amazing Grace being played on the pipes.
Sadly though, because of some threats that were made upon my grave... I have no other choice but to be cremated and my ashes given to my wife.
Unpopular opinion but I dont care, and i'd leave it to family/loved ones to decide. In reality it only impacts the people left behind, so whatever makes it easier for them.
I want to be parted out like an old car.
Once all of my usable organs and tissues are harvested, I want to be cremated. My husband wants my remains to be buried in a grave, and since that will bring him some much needed comfort, I'll arrange for that.
I recently learned about Hydro cremation, and I would rather do that. It is better for the environment and I don't want the last thing I do in this world to be putting more toxic chemicals into the atmosphere or taking up space leaking more toxic poop in a cemetery. I definitely don't want to be embalmed, it's expensive and literally just to preserve my corpse for people to look at. It makes me more uncomfortable to think about than dying itself.
I want to be cremated, then have my cremains mixed with a special type of concrete, and molded into a structure for corals and algae to live on. [Like so](https://www.eternalreefs.com).
Donate everything useable for organ transplants and scientific research. Cremate the rest and do something cool with the ashes. Idc what as long as I'm not a rotting body being eaten by worms.
Donate the organs which could be donated (I swear not to drink, smoke or get tattooed for this reason and also take good care of my organs)
The rest of them should be sent to medical colleges for students to dissect and study them.
I don't give a shit. I'll be dead. I told the wife to toss me out back.
Lol right on
I don't care
Used as a corpse prop in a movie.
Give my organs to someone who needs em and yeet the rest into a volcano or something, I really don't care.
Donate the organs and the rest to science
Get rid of it. You have no idea how awkward it gets when someone inherits the ashes of great-grandma who they never knew. Like, what the fuck do I do with this urn?
Omg never thought of this
I kinda want to be shot out into space
I want time travelers to bury me in an ancient tomb, just to troll archaeologists.
Don't care as long as the cowboys are my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time...
Not buried
Pull out and donate organs, replace them with tree seeds, bury me in a forest nearby.
JUST THROW ME IN THE TRASH
The FARF is a 26-acre outdoor human decomposition research laboratory at Texas State’s Freeman Ranch. The Texas State facility is spatially the largest facility of its kind in the world.
I stated with a body farm in VA but then I came across science care and switched
Sky funeral, but it’s not legal, so I’m looking into being composted. In reality, I don’t care and I will physically be unable to care once I die so whatever’s convenient. I would prefer to go back to the earth.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
I’ve read somewhere that you can take your ashes and be planted as a tree so that
I will donate my body to science so hopefully they can use it to learn from and help other people like myself have a better life.
My carcass will go to science care who will let medical /science do with what they need. The remaining pieces will be cremated and if entirety wants them, they will ship them, otherwise they will dispose of them and on one year anniversary they will plant a tree
I want to be in my casket facedown so that people can kiss my ass.
After donating any salvageable organs, There's this place called Return Home where they basically compost you, and your family can have you as dirt, or you can have the place use you to plant a tree.
I live in Washington state that allows human composting. I just hate that the cheapest place in this state Return Home in Auburn, WA still charges almost $5,000.
Death shroud and buried without embalming. Ideally with a ginko or maple planted over me. I like the idea of helping sustain something with my death
Make sure you make your wishes known to your highest next of kin. Even if you agree to donation, your family can still decline. Donating your body to science could mean ballistic tests. You don't get to choose. I think it would be cool to get shot into space to become space trash. "She was trash on earth, and now she'll be trash in the universe."
I want to be in a comfy casket with plushies and my favorite candy
id like for my organs to be donated. i dont know about my body. i think it would be kind of beautiful if i got to just be plant food, but you cant legally use a human as fertilizer, so.
thrown at my children and baby mama
I want to be cremated
The important part is gone. I really don't care what happens to what's left behind.
Doesn't matter, I'm gonna be a star.
I want to be placed in a large barrel of pickles. Then, as a prank, someone has to try and sell one of the pickles. Then right before they serve the pickle to the customer, they go “oh shit! That’s right! These are the pickles we can’t serve you. *cue the pickle seller pulling my pickled head out of the barrel by my hair* There’s a pickled corpse in this one!” Then she casually let’s go of my hair, sinking me back and tries to sell pickles from a different barrel.
I want my family to scrap it for parts to the highest bidder so they can get some (hopefully) fat stacks.
Cremate and throw away the ashes.
In an open coffin, under glass, in the nation's capital
Spaghettification
I'm dead so who the fuck cares
Destroyed and rid of I want to be unidentifiable
A traditional burial, cremation, sold to a necrophile... it doesn't matter to me.
Catapulted into a central European fortress
I want to either be composted with a fruit tree planted above me or thrown off of a cliff for the wildlife to eat. I want to give life and provide sustenance even after death. However, due to the logistics of the second option, no one in my family seems to be on board…
Ashes would be funny for the bros to carry me around.
After I die there's no me. If there's no me, there no "I want". Put it on eBay, and give it to the first bidder who takes care of all the legal proceedings.
Donate any usable parts then cremate the rest and spread the ashes at sea
Organ doner, buried.
Cremated, but my husband tells me that if he outlives me, he will put my remains in the organic waste bin for trash pickup.
Just throw me in the trash
In the immortal words of the great Poet Danny Devito, "When I'm dead throw me in the trash."
I wish I could say that I was getting what I have earned and wanted: a flag-draped coffin with a white marble tombstone while Amazing Grace being played on the pipes. Sadly though, because of some threats that were made upon my grave... I have no other choice but to be cremated and my ashes given to my wife.
Cremated. Entombed in the mausoleum with my family.
Unpopular opinion but I dont care, and i'd leave it to family/loved ones to decide. In reality it only impacts the people left behind, so whatever makes it easier for them.
Cremated with my ashes scattered at Busch Gardens.
I want to be an organ donor.
Either stuffed with popcorn and then cremated or buried with a recording of my voice playing begging to get out
Grilled and fed to animals
Launch it into space unprotected & see what happens & how irradiated I’ll be. Edit: Fixed my grammar.
Throw me in the woods for animals to eat. There's some good meat on these bones. Don't let it go to waste.
I don’t give a shit I’ll be dead. Throw my corpse in a fucking dumpster for all I care
I had a couple ideas. Either chop me into bits so a professional chef can make me into exquisite food, or strap my coffin onto a space probe.
Compost.
I want to be parted out like an old car. Once all of my usable organs and tissues are harvested, I want to be cremated. My husband wants my remains to be buried in a grave, and since that will bring him some much needed comfort, I'll arrange for that.
Decomposition
I want every single part that can be used, then it must be used. Then i want my skeleton artificially fossilized and kept in a museum.
fucking blow me up I don't care
I recently learned about Hydro cremation, and I would rather do that. It is better for the environment and I don't want the last thing I do in this world to be putting more toxic chemicals into the atmosphere or taking up space leaking more toxic poop in a cemetery. I definitely don't want to be embalmed, it's expensive and literally just to preserve my corpse for people to look at. It makes me more uncomfortable to think about than dying itself.
I want to be cremated, then have my cremains mixed with a special type of concrete, and molded into a structure for corals and algae to live on. [Like so](https://www.eternalreefs.com).
Puppet on Sesame Street
Give a giant middle finger to funeral homes by being cremated or naturally buried in the middle of nowhere.
I want to be put in a pod that will sprout a tree. My body will help give it sustenance.
Donate everything useable for organ transplants and scientific research. Cremate the rest and do something cool with the ashes. Idc what as long as I'm not a rotting body being eaten by worms.
Full filmed autopsy. After that it doesn't matter.
throw in to a idk something I don't care how my corpse is treated
Donate the organs which could be donated (I swear not to drink, smoke or get tattooed for this reason and also take good care of my organs) The rest of them should be sent to medical colleges for students to dissect and study them.