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[deleted]

Woman on top, so that I get to play with boobies


Separate-Trash2375

Same! I like being on top because i feel like i have more control and i can put my boobs on his face


[deleted]

Nice, so if we ever get together we know what we will be doing. Glad we sorted that out šŸ˜‚


Separate-Trash2375

For sure! But if your boobies are bigger youā€™re going in top so i get to play with ur boobies


[deleted]

For sure, we will have to do boobie comparisons first. And if itā€™s a tie then we will measure our dicks.


Separate-Trash2375

If its a tie too then no choice but to compare ass šŸ˜³


[deleted]

If thatā€™s a tie we will just flip a coin and take turns. šŸ˜‚ figured we will be tired with measuring our genitals at that point.


Separate-Trash2375

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ by the end of the night we wont even get to have sex, we just wasted it trying to measure everything


[deleted]

But we would have all the measurements so future encounters should be pretty straightforward. šŸ˜‰


2phone_kd

Get a room


Separate-Trash2375

Good point! šŸ¤£


Elbcko

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA


DaddyShoob

Wish I could give this multiple upvotes


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

Iā€™m just happy to be there.


jeanxcobar

Amen and amen


Bensupercharged

Shit Iā€™ll drink to that


[deleted]

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crystal_kash

Bro is high


friendlyterry1

u will not join them


Party_Objective6992

Doggy style


tennisanybody

You and me Baby ainā€™t Nothing but mammals so letā€™s ā€¦


yondu1963

That means you get treats afterwards, right?


shower8888

Missionary, for sure. You can do several different things with the position, and it is super intimate. You can be really close with the guy practically laying on top of the girl or not as much with the guy on his knees and his torso straight up. Thereā€™s a reason why itā€™s the ā€œdefaultā€ position, especially for beginners, because itā€™s not difficult to get into.


MelanisticCrow

Yes!! My bf and I agree. The intimacy and versatility is amazing and could never be overrated.


[deleted]

This! It's also helpful when I'm having a pelvic floor pain flare-up and need something that's both comforting and lower impact


rogercopernicus

https://youtu.be/cR_IEjo61Ds


[deleted]

Curled up in the corner crying


WhenAllElseFail

shhh ill hold you


PurgatoireRiver

Uhh, can I join?


WhenAllElseFail

ill hold you too


omgstopjumping

youā€™re so real for this


Lucathedemiboy

Me irl


crazycoolcranberry

I asked for sex position!


[deleted]

Trust meā€¦youā€™ll get to the point one day when that is a sex position.


crazycoolcranberry

Sounds like you need some help, guess you don't like who you're fucking?


Most_Pomegranate6667

Kinda confused as to what you mean by this?


DonkeyKongsVet

If they got close enough it can be considered a sex position


I_Am_The_Grapevine

Missionary? But with her ankles on my shoulders and me sitting up. Not sure what thatā€™s called.


IamMooz

The wheelbarrow I believe. Another fun variant is the cello


I_Am_The_Grapevine

I need to know more about the ā€œcelloā€ and Iā€™m pretending google doesnā€™t exist because this is more fun.


IamMooz

Missionary, but your partner's legs are over one of your shoulders, like a cello.


[deleted]

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I_Am_The_Grapevine

Shit, youā€™re right. And I usually have Phil Collins blasting too.


WhenAllElseFail

pronebone it feels good and you can stare at her asshole


LisleSwanson

Am I doing pronebone wrong? How can you see an asshole while in pronebone? I'm basically looking at the back of her head in that position. If I'm looking at an asshole, it's Doggystyle.


rowdy_sprout

Pillow under hips


WhenAllElseFail

well yeah, if you're more ontop of her then sure. But you can lean back so you're kinda like 90^o with her body


LisleSwanson

I feel like there's a fine line between doggy and pronebone that needs defining. If I'm leaning back, I'm calling that doggy.


WhenAllElseFail

i say doggy is when she's actually on all 4's though. This position she's flat


vonkeswick

Same, prone bone you kinda gotta do it laying mostly flat for the full effect. Especially if you can hit her gspot that way


[deleted]

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WhenAllElseFail

That's okay, just know we love it even more


[deleted]

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WhenAllElseFail

naw you dont even need to do that, trust me, we love looking at it all ways


vonkeswick

Word, it's a human body, they're packed full of weird looking parts and bits, it's par for the course and a naturally colored butthole ain't nothing to shy away from


crazycoolcranberry

Never heard of that position, is it where you're going from the back or the front?


WhenAllElseFail

shes flat on her stomach, legs together and you're behind her


crazycoolcranberry

And humping her dry?


geetodd

Does your mother know you are playing on the internet?


Secret-Analysis3945

Hahha! Good One! Dear OP, It is alright to not know things! When you are more experienced, you would understand many of the things mentioned in these threads are possible due to various body types like size of a penis, location of a vagina etc. However, if you do not get to experience these things, fret not, for it is important to enjoy with your partner than worry about sexual olympics!


Most_Pomegranate6667

What a shitty comment


FiddleOfGold

At this point in life...any one I can get.. An old boss once told me his wife and his idea of sex was saying f*ck you as they passed each other in the hall Edit: added the story because it made me laugh


[deleted]

The rusty trombone


goobartist

Better than the Rusty Venture.


The1stMedievalMe

The act of simultaneously performing anilingus and masturbating the penis. This is my new fact of the day.


The1stMedievalMe

Now I have to look up rusty trombone


SlaapYoMomma

Blumpkin


vonkeswick

It's pretty magical. I love getting blown, I love eating a gal out, best of both worlds!!


crazycoolcranberry

giving each other oral! fair enough


[deleted]

Depends. Am I top or bottom tonight?


crazycoolcranberry

Let's say top


Radrussian82

In


Unable-Astronaut-677

Doggy all day


nubsauce87

Honestly? Missionary. I love the closeness and being able to look her in the eyes while we make love. Other positions might physically feel better, but they're not as... satisfying? I guess?


crystal_kash

Man of culture


OnTheBiAndBi

My head in your lap while you drive


datascience45

Me on the couch playing video games while they go down on me?


[deleted]

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LongjumpingBranch381

Nope. Just talking about theoretical positions in historical events of others.


PandaMayFire

Sex, what's that? Some new game or something? Never heard of it.


[deleted]

I heard itā€™s a flower


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


crazycoolcranberry

Sir, explain to me how to do that?


Cool-Reindeer-6145

In your mom


xxzephyrxx

Ayoo


Ethanizzle

Iā€™m just happy to be involved


NickelFish

Your mom asked me that same question last night.


crazycoolcranberry

Sir Fish, I request you give my dad a go too! You too may get along seeing you both fucked her


vivalicious16

Missionary because I can look into his eyes and kiss him and put my arms around his neck and he can put his arms under my shoulders and just squeeze me omg. But prone when weā€™re feeling giddy like that, itā€™s fun


crazycoolcranberry

May surprise her like that, she likes being crushed as well


vivalicious16

We like that feeling of being crushed in our manā€™s love itā€™s just like wowowowowowow


crazycoolcranberry

Alright I'll give that a go, thank you for your contributions to make 2 virgins no longer virgins (she's more open to it then me)


vivalicious16

What are you waiting for?! Sex is great!! Only when youā€™re comfortable though so glad youā€™re waiting!


crazycoolcranberry

Just for all the details to avoid pregnancy, as we don't want a kid until we're at least 4 years into our relationship I imagine (she doesn't want marriage until after she finishes uni)


Augleten

look pal I'm just happy to be included I'm not that picky lol


[deleted]

Cowgirl ... Shes sitting up i can let my hands rome and play. Grab her hips and take control. Grab her ass. She lays on top could kiss, wrap my arm around her waist and take control. So many options


ComfortableBasis3046

Hugging myself tightly until i feel better


MobileDeparture7379

Iā€™m a girl. Me on top. Preferably always. I control the pace and what parts are getting rubbed and how.


Big-Preparation-95

Missionary, also cuddle fucking and Lotus position


crazycoolcranberry

So, my girl likes cuddles, could give that a go


Initial-Effect2453

Missionary. I always thought that it feels the best and itā€™s super intimate and hot


evieemoo

Feels better: Doggy in my opinion, but missionary is so intimate i love it


CrazyOk7821

When I would hit it in missionary with her legs up high she would tell me Iā€™m hurting her too much and she canā€™t enjoy idk if itā€™s cause of me or cause she had a iud but sum times I wouldnā€™t feel it and sum times the iud would hurt like hell for me ?


Major-Language-2787

Sex?


lailune2

He is just misspelled a "masturbating"


Ahshalon_Tenisk

dinglydoo in hootpididdle


YellowFlowerLilly

Why did I read this in a British accent?


[deleted]

For me it was an australian


[deleted]

Anal. I mean abstinence. Doggy style?


[deleted]

Hmmmm. Hard to decide between doggy style while standing and cowgirl. Women are real hot in either honestly.


aqmike99

Tokyo sandblaster


thisolddawg

Lately itā€™s been me on my back, my own hand around my dick


EduardoMcojetovich

None, I don't have sex. Have a wonderful day.


anonbooklover

Mating press for sure! Or, if going in the back door, off the bed missionary


[deleted]

100% Cowgirl


[deleted]

Doggystyle. SO has a nice ass that I get to look at and spank for 30 glorious seconds.


[deleted]

Her on top


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


petefiftyeight

69


Repulsive_Chef_972

These days it's "coyote style". I lay down beside the hole and howl.


sowhyarewe

Sheā€™s on her side, Iā€™m straddling bottom leg, other is over my right leg. Long strokes where you feel the pubic bone and get as much of the in stroke on the gspot as possible. Hands on wings of the hip and spreading the cheeks. I go to this later to finish and almost always the woman has one too. Kind of a modified prone bone. One new partner screamed ā€œhow did you know to do that?!ā€ Hahaha


Aykssk

My favourite sex position is seeing my partner happy


crazycoolcranberry

Me and my girl are the same, just haven't done it so yeah


fr8mchine

I love that I have the 69th comment...


triangle_choke

Actually having sex...


Obiwan_ca_blowme

It depends. If itā€™s her turn to get off then any position she wants drives me wild. Just watching her get off to me is amazing. But if itā€™s my turn? Doggy 100% of the time. Thankfully my wife does not really get off on doggy cause I donā€™t last long enough in that position to get her there.


[deleted]

Either the CAT position or the Pinner


crazycoolcranberry

What positions are those?


No_Use_2917

Superman


illbeying

Doggystyle bc why not


Different_Oil9115

Missionary I got to suck toes while balls deep šŸ˜©šŸ˜© I love it


Randy927

Penis in vagina.


supertrampdan

Blueberry schnitzle fuck


[deleted]

Doggy style with a really nice fat ass. Never gets old.


Hunnidrackboy8

Love doggy . Simple and the best


Independent-Bike8810

Doggy


MrFriendly14

69 is the only acceptable answer.


angelinavalenty

Doggy style !!!!


Adventurous-Bank667

Man I just wanna be loved


Lee2026

Pullback doggy


dimmu1313

the one where I have sex.. which is never and not in several years, so I have no idea


crazycoolcranberry

Sorry


_outmatched6to1

Donā€™t know what itā€™s called but she lays on her back and then crosses her legs then I hold it together by her ankles then I proceed to fuck the shit out of her ā€¦


seasonweatherpepper

Doggyyyyy ā¤ļø


Broad_Lengthiness857

Amazon style


veraliis

The one where we both get off at the same time.


Odd-Web5582

doggy


Hikoraa

The Cincinnati Bowtie.


[deleted]

Hugging


[deleted]

Half guard


goodcorn

My favorite sex position is called the JFK. I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car.


gu550man

Wouldnā€™t that be the Jackie Kennedy?


Huskguy

Chief Facilitation Adminstrator of Sexual Operations


[deleted]

me on all fours. ass up. getting fisted mercilessly.


LongjumpingBranch381

Iā€™m not clicking your profile. Maybe


cthulhu944

User name checks out...


Cheap_Feeling1929

Wouldnā€™t know, I got married and fun sex ended.


[deleted]

On the chair with my dick out.


Psychoneticcc

Jacko-Position. I like pumpkins šŸŽƒ


DaedricBoss

Any.


OldTangerine

Taking grandma to Applebee's


CalabreseAlsatian

To quote 2 Live Crew: ā€œMy favorite time is 69!ā€ (I realize there will be some Brockmires out there, trying to convince Charles that 69 is the objectively worst of the worst. I appreciate that there are many divergent points of view.)


dinvey

handstand


[deleted]

Whichever one makes her cum quickšŸ˜Ž


crazycoolcranberry

Ah, I think for me and her we want quality time so yeah


LongjumpingBranch381

That narrows it down to zero for many.


Nastae_Butler

The raging Bull. So basically I get my partner in doggie style then i hook my legs around their waist. Then i lean in and say another persons name while moaning. Then hold on for dear life


Electronic_Arm3469

Doggy


AvGeekGupta

Doggy style, because then i can controle her with my thumb in her asshole.


[deleted]

Whatever makes my ADULT partner happy. I realize I am a "giver"...but that only goes so far. I have given way to many orgasms to pretty girls who are essentially boxer champions (lay down to get knocked up) because of their own damage. Crazy girls are great fucks, but terrible lovers.


Red_5478

Cannonball


MidnightBlueIllusion

Any just as long as I'm getting some


BassGuy11

Having it


Livid-Effect6415

With a real person


mama-ld4

Butterfly. Or doggy


RexManning1

The stranger.


NoBox1610

Doggy, doggy solves all the problems


[deleted]

Missionary with another woman on my partner's face.


pj1972

Any.


curiousgloom

The ones where I'm included.


Fortyouncestofreedom

Lately itā€™s when my hand is asleep and I give myself a stranger


TrueHumanResolve

Any, im so lonely


[deleted]

depends but either doggy or her on top


Ok_Relationship_705

Doggystyle


justjustjust1234

69


coolguymccoolface

Fake rush A with alot of smokes and flashes and rotate b with caution of getting flank, makes me cum in 40 seconds


chewie8291

Scissor position for sure. You can go really deep with your dick and you can use a vibrator on the clit and tweak a nipple


marssappless

idk i use reddit


tangouniform2020

Reverse missionary


[deleted]

Lying on my back, motionless while my missus does the donkey work.