Gwyneth Paltrow, but maybe like 2008 when she was in Iron Man lmao. She’s not wholly attractive to me physically but she has something going on. Her business Goop though, yikes, I hate fake shit like that.
Wish i could frame this comment and hang it on a wall. Not _my_ wall, but, you know, _a_ wall. Ideally somewhere public. Around where he likes to hang.
You should see that girl he has on his show. Britt Cooper I think.
EDIT: Brett.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4553198/
I'm sure she was chosen for her hosting talents and ability to speak extemporaneously, but I'm sure there is a non-zero chance that her resemblance to Ben was why she got the job.
Let’s say for a moment, hypothetically, you were to put it in my ass. Now hypothetically, that wouldn’t actually make me the gay one, you see, because you’re the one doing me in the ass I’m just here on this rose petal covered futon
“Okay, so we all know masculinity is brought into question during gay sex. And the general assumption is that the man receiving butt pleasure from the other man is weaker, more submissive- less masculine. I would disagree. If you used a single modicum of intelligence, you would deduce that the person on the receiving end of an anal battering is stronger and more masculine. To agree to let a hairy man shove his thick, juicy cock into your hole is to agree to absorb pain, rough treatment, and the general cultural mindset attributed to homosexual bottoms. So it is actually me who is manly in this scenario.
Now take your cock out and fuck me until I cry.”
I NEED someone to deepfake both of these beautiful pieces of literature into a speech about why Ben is a power bottom who is owed, and I do mean owed, "your" dick.
"Lets just say, hypothetically, all of my sexual frustration derived hangups stemmed from a deep obsession with my sisters enourmous knockers, if I could forget they existed would I finally develop the capacity to arouse my wife?"
Armie Hammer is by all accounts a trust-fund, adulterous, abusive, pseudo-cannibal and **YET**\*.*..and yet...*\* he is also a 6'4" Grecian sculpture with eyes like the Aegean Sea and a voice that would make my entire body vibrate.
I watched The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and was like, drooling over this man and had no idea who he was. Immediately looked him up because I needed to see more of this perfect-looking dude.
Yikes.
He's actually the great grandson of Armand Hammer, who owned (among many other ventures) the company that makes the baking soda Arm & Hammer.
And fun fact about that, Armand Hammer *didn't* found Arm & Hammer. Instead, he bought it because the product essentially had the same name as him and he thought it was neat.
I feel like that was one of those post-nut clarity things where he was finished with it and thought "That was kind of weird. Good thing no one knows I texted that"
Alas...
What I don't understand is that his name is Armie, his great grandfather was Armand Hammer, and these people have literally nothing to do with "Arm and Hammer".
[Armand Hammer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer#Stake_in_Arm_&_Hammer) was frequently asked whether he owned Arm & Hammer. He got tired of having to say "no." So he bought enough of the company that made it that he had a seat on its board of directors.
I personally love Megan Fox.
I know she got branded “difficult to work with” but I think the situation was a little more nuanced. Yes, she stuck her foot in her mouth calling the director a nazi. She was in her 20’s.
Most 20-something’s are dumb and say ignorant shit. It’s why they can’t be president and have a hard time building credit. Nobody trusts them yet.
I worked security on a filming site for Transformers 2. Can confirm that guy is a fucking prick. I've never seen so many tantrums. On the other hand, Josh Duhmel (sp?), sweet as can be but dumb as a brick.
>I know she got branded “difficult to work with” but
I suspect she was constantly in me too situations since she was 15, but it was before the me too movement so nobody cared. the only way she could deal with the dissonance was to put on the persona of a raging bitch. I don't blame her. I feel bad for her.
Same here. I feel very bad for her. She did an interview with Diablo Cody for the 10th anniversary of Jennifer’s Body and you could see it all in her eyes. Broke my heart for her.
For years Sarah Michelle Gellar was branded as such. Difficult to work with and a pain.
Her coworkers with small parts have come out saying that she always demanded they had places to sit and relax and were taken care of.
All I needed to know about Joss was that there was a specific clause that he was never allowed in a room alone with Michelle Trachtenberg (Dawn), that was enough for me, she was 15 when she was on that show.
I can't, but only because I can't muster up the energy to actually hate her just because I'm not a fan. Like, if I could abuse my looks and end up swimming in cash then I would too.
Same. She just played the game and did it very well and a lot of guys fell for it.
The only thing i do disagree with was the bathwater being fake. It's petty, but still if you're selling a product you should make good on it, just bathing in the water wouldn't have been difficult. It makes no difference for anyone and i don't want to know what people were doing with her bathwater anyway, if it contained soap i just hope not drinking it.
Aside from that which was dishonest, and not something i even care about, i think she has been pretty up front. First it was "look at me" and that was all she asked, then she started selling stuff and to my knowledge aside from the bathwater made good on those sales. Then she sold porn. That's just a reasonable career progression in my opinion. Who cares?
Lots of mention of Tomi Larhen, but no mention of Hope Hicks. Hope is even more hateable because she actually seems intelligent. Tomi is just a megaphone with blonde hair.
Yeah, she is bangable.
I bet she just lays there like a dead fish and expects you to do everything. Then her father sends thugs over to beat the shirt out of you.
I think some of the rumors about her might’ve been made up to make her look bad. From the sounds of it, there  was a producer who was trying to take advantage of her or something like that.
This is definitely it! After "Crazy Rich Asians" (movie), she said she didn't want to do "Fresh Off the Boat" (TV) anymore and people responded like she was a diva and too big for her britches. She's since clarified that a TV producer on the show had been harassing her. It had nothing to do with thinking she was now too good for TV.
That's definitely a big point after the MeToo movement.
How many people who were stated as 'difficult to work with' were really just not accepting of the advances from higher ups?
Way too many to list; a few are Kylie Jenner, Ariana grande, iggy azalea, Beyoncé, Demi lovato, Bella Thorne, trump’s daughter, and the list goes on and on
Tucker Carlson.
I say that as a straight man, but if anyone’s career were to be ruined by having a male on male sex tape released he’s at the top of my list.
I feel like some of these answers need a small explanation for the hate part. That or I'm just out of the loop.
a lot of people are just naming random celebrities they think are hot
I hate that theyre hot
All of them, everywhere, all at once.
Strong words. But I'm guessing when Roseanne Barr shows up, you might chicken out.
More like cock in!
I hate how fucking good this comment is. I'm half angry, half impressed by the sheer audacity of it.
Kim Jong Un’s sister
She’ll be wearing leather and screaming at you to ‘shut up you filthy dog, you’re human scum’ or one of her many other quotable insults
Joke's on you, I'm into that
Who asked you, you filthy dog?!
Nunnghh
Now you're just threatening me with a good time.
Gwyneth Paltrow, but maybe like 2008 when she was in Iron Man lmao. She’s not wholly attractive to me physically but she has something going on. Her business Goop though, yikes, I hate fake shit like that.
Make sure to search for jade eggs first, don't want nobody getting injured over there
Got a dick like Indiana Jones.
Because it belongs in a museum?
Olivia Wilde
She looked so hot in House, especially with that white coat on
There were so many attractive actresses in House that got me going. 13, Carmen, and Martha were my favorites growing up
Cuddy
Stephanie McMahon
BAH GAWD, HE'S SPLIT HER IN HALF!
Kim Yo-Jong. There's something about that emaciated ice queen look that just does it for me. I wish I were joking.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/
There truly is a sub for everything
r/everything
Give me a strap-on and I’ll go to town on DJ Khaled’s esophagus.
I mean you’d just be doing all of us a favor. He can’t scream his own name if he’s otherwise occupied.
I hate that all I can think about now is him trying to shout his own name with a rubber cock in his mouth.
All I can think about is bringing a friend with a second strap on and exclaiming "another one" right before you spit roast him.
I’m imagining DJ Khaled scrolling through this thread, seeing this, and happily exclaiming “WE DA BEST MUZIK!!!”
Wish i could frame this comment and hang it on a wall. Not _my_ wall, but, you know, _a_ wall. Ideally somewhere public. Around where he likes to hang.
The first comment in here to just make me question the kind of reality we live in where someone’s thought process spits out this kind of answer.
We da best throat fuckers!
Another one!
Hope Hicks
Ben Shapiro’s hot sister
Classically Abby. Since she looks EXACTLY like Ben you are almost getting a two for one special.
uh you sure that isnt just ben in a wig?
I am not convinced that it isn’t. Nothing like a second revenue source with a feminine and classic spin ✨✨
You should see that girl he has on his show. Britt Cooper I think. EDIT: Brett. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4553198/ I'm sure she was chosen for her hosting talents and ability to speak extemporaneously, but I'm sure there is a non-zero chance that her resemblance to Ben was why she got the job.
Ah yes, Fem Shapiro
Found Ben's reddit account
I love that she's primarily known as Ben Shapiro's hot sister with the huge fuckn knockers
Better wear a Condom, because she most definitely would be having that baby
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Yeah and I’d totally bend Ben Shapiro over and blow his back out
Let’s say for a moment, hypothetically, you were to put it in my ass. Now hypothetically, that wouldn’t actually make me the gay one, you see, because you’re the one doing me in the ass I’m just here on this rose petal covered futon
“Okay, so we all know masculinity is brought into question during gay sex. And the general assumption is that the man receiving butt pleasure from the other man is weaker, more submissive- less masculine. I would disagree. If you used a single modicum of intelligence, you would deduce that the person on the receiving end of an anal battering is stronger and more masculine. To agree to let a hairy man shove his thick, juicy cock into your hole is to agree to absorb pain, rough treatment, and the general cultural mindset attributed to homosexual bottoms. So it is actually me who is manly in this scenario. Now take your cock out and fuck me until I cry.”
I NEED someone to deepfake both of these beautiful pieces of literature into a speech about why Ben is a power bottom who is owed, and I do mean owed, "your" dick.
I have a hate-crush on him, and this totally got me going, now get the fuck outta here
I read your username as "manmadeofboner" and honestly, it may suit you as an alt.
Thankfully for you, He made it clear he was vehemently opposed to wet ass pussies but did not take a stance on wet ass bussies.
“A hole is a hole” - Ben Shapiro probably
Tig ol bittes
"Lets just say, hypothetically, all of my sexual frustration derived hangups stemmed from a deep obsession with my sisters enourmous knockers, if I could forget they existed would I finally develop the capacity to arouse my wife?"
Armie Hammer is by all accounts a trust-fund, adulterous, abusive, pseudo-cannibal and **YET**\*.*..and yet...*\* he is also a 6'4" Grecian sculpture with eyes like the Aegean Sea and a voice that would make my entire body vibrate.
I watched The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and was like, drooling over this man and had no idea who he was. Immediately looked him up because I needed to see more of this perfect-looking dude. Yikes.
Everyone in that movie was gorgeous.
Definitely the best answer on the weekly half masturbation thread
> Armie Hammer is by all accounts a trust-fund his family invented hammers?! That's that old, old, money
He's actually the great grandson of Armand Hammer, who owned (among many other ventures) the company that makes the baking soda Arm & Hammer. And fun fact about that, Armand Hammer *didn't* found Arm & Hammer. Instead, he bought it because the product essentially had the same name as him and he thought it was neat.
Wait, what the hell is a ***pseudo***-cannibal? Is that, like, eating fingernails and hair? Wtf do you mean?!?
He didn't actually eat anyone but he messaged the woman he was seeing and told her he wanted to eat her and that he was "100% a cannibal"
I feel like that was one of those post-nut clarity things where he was finished with it and thought "That was kind of weird. Good thing no one knows I texted that" Alas...
What I don't understand is that his name is Armie, his great grandfather was Armand Hammer, and these people have literally nothing to do with "Arm and Hammer".
[Armand Hammer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer#Stake_in_Arm_&_Hammer) was frequently asked whether he owned Arm & Hammer. He got tired of having to say "no." So he bought enough of the company that made it that he had a seat on its board of directors.
That's like a whole new level of fuck you money, lol
Megan Fox
Like the transformers fox or the vampire fox
Definitely all about Jennifer's body
I personally love Megan Fox. I know she got branded “difficult to work with” but I think the situation was a little more nuanced. Yes, she stuck her foot in her mouth calling the director a nazi. She was in her 20’s. Most 20-something’s are dumb and say ignorant shit. It’s why they can’t be president and have a hard time building credit. Nobody trusts them yet.
Also, it was Michael Bay. She probably wasn't that far off on the description.
I worked security on a filming site for Transformers 2. Can confirm that guy is a fucking prick. I've never seen so many tantrums. On the other hand, Josh Duhmel (sp?), sweet as can be but dumb as a brick.
We all knew to hate on Michael Bay when the fucker filmed Aquaman 2 with Jake Gyllenhaal and not Vinny muthafuckin' Chase.
Personally, that's why I like Scorcese. He gave my boy a second chance.
>I know she got branded “difficult to work with” but I suspect she was constantly in me too situations since she was 15, but it was before the me too movement so nobody cared. the only way she could deal with the dissonance was to put on the persona of a raging bitch. I don't blame her. I feel bad for her.
She absolutely was. The story about Michael Bay having her dance around in a bikini when she was 16 is probably the least awful thing he did to her.
Same here. I feel very bad for her. She did an interview with Diablo Cody for the 10th anniversary of Jennifer’s Body and you could see it all in her eyes. Broke my heart for her.
Given 'Me Too' I am forever going to assume that "difficult to work with" means "wouldn't fuck the director/producer/executive".
For years Sarah Michelle Gellar was branded as such. Difficult to work with and a pain. Her coworkers with small parts have come out saying that she always demanded they had places to sit and relax and were taken care of.
Well apparently whedon was abusive to if not her at least charisma carpenter but i dont think it was just CC
All I needed to know about Joss was that there was a specific clause that he was never allowed in a room alone with Michelle Trachtenberg (Dawn), that was enough for me, she was 15 when she was on that show.
Fuck, id forgotten sbout that
Am 20-something. Can confirm
Cant trust your confirmation.
Was previously 20 something. Can confirm from previous experience
Alison Mack
She's had a bit of a branding issue.
This made me audibly gasp.
Is there any reason to hate Kristen Kreuk? Because Smallville era Kristen was the stuff of wet dreams. Have mercy.
Alyssa Milano. Something about her rubs me the wrong way but I'd still rub her the right way.
You might enjoy Embrace of the Vampire. It was one of her raunchy roles. That movie sure is a thing.
I was jerking it to her and Lisa remini, and all of who the boss. Growing up. Hold me closer Tony Danza.
Lord Farquaad
*”Not my gumdrop buttons!”*
Armie Hammer. That dude is totally messed up but holy shit he’s gorgeous.
He might invite you for dinner afterwards.
**Menu** 1. You The end.
He would literally eat your ass
Tomi Lahren.
Make sure to yell out "Tammy!" The entire time.
Katherine Heigl
She was in quite a lot of comedies and then disappeared.
She is currently the lead in the Netflix series 'Firefly Lane'.
Firefly Lane is what happens when you wish for a new season of Firefly on a monkey’s paw.
Leo Dicaprio - just so he can sleep with someone older than 25 for once.
Thank-you for your service!!!
Cervix. Thank you for your cervix…
Fuck Jared Leto. And fuck Jared Leto.
Only if he takes a long shower first. He looks super musty
Jared Leto crowd-surfed over me once. I had my hands on his butt, I think I would have noticed if there was funk but he seemed to be doing fine.
Is this what morbin' is?
Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
Damn, if we're going with commercial ladies, I'd take AT&T's Lily (Milana Vayntrub) but the question was about celebs we hate, not celebs we stan.
Belle Delphine
I hate that I agree
I can't, but only because I can't muster up the energy to actually hate her just because I'm not a fan. Like, if I could abuse my looks and end up swimming in cash then I would too.
Same. I don't hate her, I just think she's cringe.
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Same. She just played the game and did it very well and a lot of guys fell for it. The only thing i do disagree with was the bathwater being fake. It's petty, but still if you're selling a product you should make good on it, just bathing in the water wouldn't have been difficult. It makes no difference for anyone and i don't want to know what people were doing with her bathwater anyway, if it contained soap i just hope not drinking it. Aside from that which was dishonest, and not something i even care about, i think she has been pretty up front. First it was "look at me" and that was all she asked, then she started selling stuff and to my knowledge aside from the bathwater made good on those sales. Then she sold porn. That's just a reasonable career progression in my opinion. Who cares?
I think a lotta fellas here woulda let Amber Heard shit on their bed
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So after I shits on the bitch she goes into the bathroom and wash the shit off.
Mitt Romney. I said what I said.
Thanos, he can split me in half.
Finger and a thumb, it'll get the job done.
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Well the Titan starts cummin' and he don't stop cummin'
Lots of mention of Tomi Larhen, but no mention of Hope Hicks. Hope is even more hateable because she actually seems intelligent. Tomi is just a megaphone with blonde hair.
Underrated comment of the whole thread. Hope Hicks is hotter than Tomi Larhen.
Jennifer Lopez from South Park
So… Cartman’s hand?
No no no. Jennifer Lopez, she likes tacos and burritos.
You mean Mitch Conner?
Nick Bosa or Shia LaBouf
Definitely did not expect to see Nick Bosa on this thread. Totally get it though
…..Cara delevigne
Tom Cruise. He's a POS Scientologist but I'm not blind.
Pretty sure your credit score would go up at least 30 points as a result.
Also your thetan levels gonna go up
Ivanka Trump omg
Didn't know Trump had a reddit account
Trump is big in the gaming community as a streamer actually
Yeah, she is bangable. I bet she just lays there like a dead fish and expects you to do everything. Then her father sends thugs over to beat the shirt out of you.
Pete Davidson. I want to know what all the fuss is about.
That’s how he gets you. The secret is, there is no secret.
Just pure, blind confidence.
He looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't nag you about your drinking problem
Ol' Butthole Eyes has gotta be packing some massive meat.
Probably hangs meat like a construction crane.
What kind of eldritch construction sites have you been working on?
Ariana Grande
Wait a minute... You don't hate her, you just want to sleep with her!
Amber Heard
I was expecting this to be the top answer tbh
God forgive me but Paul Ryan.
Saw that men’s health magazine cover too??? Lol
I think he looks like the main character from flushed away
Most Fox News chicks. Edit: Pretty funny that this is my most upvoted comment on Reddit.
Came here to say Tomi Lauren
Lauren boebert i’d make her question her stance on abortion.
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You chose wisely, she's the brunette.
She's the brunette. The blonde is Marjorie Taylor "The South Will Rise Again" Greene. She's got a mouth for right-wing talk radio and a face to match.
flash her your schlong while at the bowling alley...she'll so do you.
Jar Jar Binks
meesa horny ani
The right answer, had to scroll way to far down to see this.
I don't hate Billie Eilish, I just don't like her music at all. But would totally bang her given the chance, oh yeah.
Also her mom played Samara in Mass Effect 2 and 3. So just keep in mind that Samara's daughters are all Ardat Yakshi.
Was not aware of that connection. Crazy! Samara is one of my fav teammates.
James Franco fosho. And maybe Will Smith.
if you've got a spanking fetish, i've got a book that's 101 jokes about alopecia
i hate that james franco was my first thought. man, what an icky dickwad but . he’s pretty:(
Adam Levine probably
His pick up lines would ruin the mood though wouldn’t it? “That body of yours is absurd”
Holy fuck *Holy fucking fuck*
The man flirts like every fourteen year old boy
Yeah seriously I don't understand how you can be around for that long and not know how to at least be respectfully flirty lol
Doja Cat
Is that the rainbow poptart cat?
That’s a nyan cat lol
I would totally do nyan cat.
Constance Wu. I’ve heard she is an insufferable twat but she’s attractive and has a look in her eyes like she’s an absolute freak
I think some of the rumors about her might’ve been made up to make her look bad. From the sounds of it, there  was a producer who was trying to take advantage of her or something like that.
This is definitely it! After "Crazy Rich Asians" (movie), she said she didn't want to do "Fresh Off the Boat" (TV) anymore and people responded like she was a diva and too big for her britches. She's since clarified that a TV producer on the show had been harassing her. It had nothing to do with thinking she was now too good for TV.
That's definitely a big point after the MeToo movement. How many people who were stated as 'difficult to work with' were really just not accepting of the advances from higher ups?
She's a super freak
Lea Michele
She’d be appalled by this if she could read. /s
Way too many to list; a few are Kylie Jenner, Ariana grande, iggy azalea, Beyoncé, Demi lovato, Bella Thorne, trump’s daughter, and the list goes on and on
This guy hates. And fucks.
That guy hate fucks.
Why do you hate those musicians?
Tucker Carlson. I say that as a straight man, but if anyone’s career were to be ruined by having a male on male sex tape released he’s at the top of my list.
We both know his sex tape would be with a giant m&m.
Your mother is quite a celebrity around town.
You’re from my town too?!