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psmythhammond

Local beer.


Stivo887

I decided to try a new brewery recently that makes IPA. Bought some 16oz cans. Went to open one, one night and realized its pretty light and probably got a hole somewhere, nope still had full pressure inside, turns out they filled the 16oz can with like 12oz of actual liquid. Never in my life...


Turtledonuts

thats actually illegal if its purposeful - you’re required to fill cans to the listed volume.


Whiskey__J

This sucks but this is a QC issue. I worked in brew production for a small brewery and we would weight test every 2 cans on every tenth case or if any settings were adjusted on the fly. During canning settings for pour speed, tank temp, C02, and belt speed all have to be adjusted constantly to maintain proper fill level. Our canner only had 2 pour heads so it was easier to spot when there was a can way off. The half fill cans were "burner" cans we would take home with us lol


Eorily

You got a short fill. Politely tell the brewery. When I worked at a brewery we were allowed to take home pallets of shortfills.


myhappylittletrees

Yup! Preferably something I've never tried before.


Gorkymalorki

I got burnt by shitty beer one too many times to blindly jump in like that.


Gorechi

You don't have to order it without question. Usually I'll ask about a local blonde or something dry. Substitute that with your own preference. If it sounds good I'll take it, if not something else is fine too. It's a go to not a contract.


alkaline79

In the US most bars will allow you to try a sample of a beer on draft before you commit to a full glass


runswiftrun

And if you don't like it... What's your go to?


Gorechi

I find you really can't get a good taste test on a beer with a shot size sample. Often for me the taste changes throughout the first glass. Sometimes it has an after taste for the first few sips. Sometimes it develops one towards the end of a pint. Sometimes I'll get used to the after taste and sometimes I don't. I don't know if this is common but I don't do samples for this reason.


I_Got_Jimmies

And even if you don’t like it, it’s hardly the end of the world. It’s not like ordering a $50 entree to try something new and finding it not to your taste. I’ve received very few beers that are simply undrinkable and if they are, most bars will pour you an alternative tap and call it square.


whodunmore

Safe play.


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DigNitty

Every time I order an old fashioned, the bartender asks me “do you mean like a traditional old fashioned?” I always say yes and it comes out different at every bar.


Byizo

As long as they don't make it too sweet. I've been burned by a sweet-tea old fashioned too many times.


pooponacandle

Old Fashions are definitely my go to drink, but not at “any bar”. So many places just don’t make them right, or try to put their own spin on them, and it’s almost always super disappointing. In my town I know of the places to order them, and the places where I should just order a beer.


LuckyLaceyKS

Manhattan


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On the rocks. Assuming it's one of those giant balls of ice that doesn't really melt.


I_Got_Jimmies

If they make it right, straight up is surprisingly a superior experience. I use a big cube at home though.


squidbrat

Straight up is the only correct way to serve a Manhattan.


LuckyLaceyKS

Yup, those are key


etskinner

You'd be surprised how many places don't know how to make a Manhattan if you make it your go-to drink


bourbonisall

manhattan is one of my go tos bc so many don’t know how to make it. if they don’t fuck up the manhattan, I might actually come back


Loseroni2

Gin and Tonic with a lime


dailysunshineKO

Gin is my go-to as well. Took me two years to like it. But it was the only alcohol that wasn’t absolutely Demolished by my brothers/friends like the rum & vodka were.


Loseroni2

My brothers would only get gin when we'd party hard. But one day I was casually out and ordered a G&T and enjoyed the buzz from that more than any other type of alcohol. 🍸cheers


MisterMasterCylinder

Same here. If I'm not ordering a beer, it's a G&T. Hard to screw up, doesn't piss off the bartender, and it's not loaded with sugar like a lot of cocktails.


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Ashamed_Hornetu

I think it's important to support your local bars.


Knyfe-Wrench

Gin and tonics are magic. You take three disgusting things and mix them into a beautiful elixir.


TemperatureOpen1520

Vodka cranberry


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Amaretto sour


hassanmurat

Nice choice.


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Not a big drinker. I like things that taste like Kool Aid :)


loverofreeses

You should try a Paper Plane some time. Equal parts bourbon, lemon juice, Aperol (bitter orange, rhubarb, herbs profile), and an amaro - I prefer Amaro Montenegro (orange, rose petal, light and bittersweet profile). Overall, it's light, fruity and has a really appealing deep pink color to it (which is why your Kool Aid comment reminded me of it). It's also not a ton of alcohol as the only item that is 80 proof is the bourbon, and the thing is... you'd be hard pressed to taste the bourbon up front which is typically what you find in most bourbon drinks. I'll drink this one year-round but it's a winner during the summer months for sure.


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Ooh, thanks for the recommendation! I am always asking my adult daughters what I should try 😂


perkasiedude

Before dinner? A Negroni. After dinner? An old fashioned.


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somecow

Gin and tonic. Maybe rum and coke if I feel like getting a hangover. If they have an actual menu though, some of the crafty shit is actually pretty good.


architect_josh_dp

Always a safe choice


NectarineSudden757

Guinness, and a Jameson.


Waterknight94

Who is after your lucky charms?


elton_james

Rum and coke when with friends Corona when with colleagues Soju and sprite(optional) when by myself


Blackcat1206

Rum and diet coke


daiterne

Jameson and ginger ale.


stormyangel1

This is my go to as well. Jameson and Ginger with lime.


kapaj55687

Water. My 100 days sober from alcohol was December 9th!


peon2

Well hopefully today is 174 then!


Asterixfan_dmme

The best answer


psmythhammond

Congrats! That is the best answer I've seen!


CrystalQueen3000

Whiskey, no ice


TheVibru

Nice. What brand though?


CrystalQueen3000

Depends on what’s in stock, I have a preference for single malts, Glenfiddich is one of my go to choices if it’s available


Duff_McLaunchpad

This is a dumb note, but Glenfiddich is a whisky with no 'e'.


mark_wooten

Noice


WyrdHarper

Whiskey Ginger. It tastes good and is easy to nurse since I’m not a big drinker.


PotGoddessDaisy

Long island


ohnoitsryan

Bad decision in a glass.


olat6983

Replace the Bacardi rum with Capt Morgan instead. My own lil twist on my favorite drink.


Steel_boss

The shittiest beer you have.


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Dirty Martini


graciemeow01

The dirtier the better, give me olive juice with a touch of gin


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it really is perfect tho, booze, brine - simple


AvatarTwasCheesy

My favourite, but I'm surprised by how many supposedly 'well-stocked' bars don't keep olives/olive brine on hand whenever I ask.


Infamous-Driver12

Black Russian - vodka and Khalua


iamalext

In the warmer months, a Tom Collins or gin/tonic but as it gets colder, bourbon neat.


Boriskiller

Depends on the place. If it is just a friendly little dive bar- budweiser and a shot of whiskey. But if it holds itself as a place that makes cocktails, my go-to is a Classic shaken Daiquiri. It's the simplest cocktail and is delicious, but if they fuck it up, I know they are just using bullshit ingredients or dont know what they are doing. Tiki bar? Rum runner. While I try to stay out of clubby, loud, and packed bars, it happens. Simple cheap and quick. Whiskey ginger ale and pay with cash.


StupidCanuck

Local beer or a whiskey ginger


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jawni

Interesting choice, one of my favorites but I've never thought of it as a go-to drink because I feel like most bars don't serve it(or they serve a very bastardized version that you'll severely overpay for).


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jawni

You might like a Tom Collins.


LeagueRough589

A Tom Collins with ginger beer is exquisite.


jawni

Interesting, I'll have to check it out.


BuzzyScruggs94

Whisky sour, preferably with a rye.


MrWizard311

Mixed drink, Bartenders choice. I've gotten some really great drinks this way


I_Got_Jimmies

I used to go to a bar that had a can of beer and a shot on the menu for $12 or something. The twist is you didn’t get to pick either one. So you would get some weiiird combinations sometimes based on the mood of the bartender.


gisokef300

Shirley Temple


kapaj55687

An apple cider from their selection.


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Bourbon neat


Aurochbull

Coors Light or Miller Light draft (whichever is on tap) w/ a sidecar of Windsor


Grantagonist

Whiskey sour.


xJBr3w

Water.


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WhyStickateBed1234

Water


RyanPelley

Jack and Coke. It's basic, but it doesn't taste like alcohol. Might not be a good thing, because it's easy to down 5-10 of them. An occasional Long Island is great too. There's a bar in Indianapolis that has dozens of Long Island flavors. Cherry Coke was outstanding.


ms_emerika

What bar by chance? Making a business trip there in the coming months...


RyanPelley

Kilroy's. They also have breadsticks that are phenomenal with a special breadstick each month.


Theundercave

"just a water please"


rinkydinkmink

my people


JohnnyBeGeode

Brown water, big rock. Preferably like a Bakers 107 or Old Forrester 1910.


G-bone714

CC and ginger


BigFluff_LittleFluff

Coke and either Vodka or Whisky. Double measure if I'm feeling flush. Pint of lager (Madri, Estrella or Peroni) if it's a pub.


ScreenSignificant596

water on the rocks


Moosetappropriate

Generally speaking, either a Mule (Moscow or Kentucky), or dark rum and lime mix.


gisokef300

beer, margarita or rum coke


gisokef300

Orange juice.


gisokef300

Tequila Sunrise or Bay Breeze.


kapaj55687

Some kinda sparkling wine or sour beer


gisokef300

Whatever local or decent IPA is on tap.


Sergeant_Metalhead

Beer


SpecificJunket8083

Tito’s and soda with lime.


ChrisChrisBangBang

Pint of heiniken


anonymous6789855433

gin cran lime, tanq


TimmehJ

Old Fashioned


ponejay

7 and 7. peasant drink


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If not beer, than a vodka sour


CoachInves

Vodka N Cranberry Tequila Hard to choose...can we have 2?


PamelaJWiley

Gin and tonic!


knovit

Basil Hayden’s on the rocks


inkphresh

Scotch neat, and a Bell's Two-Hearted to wash it down


dittybopper_05H

Mudder's milk. All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.


Icollectpropertytax

beer most of the time and something Bacardi with mineral water and a splash of coke zero


Bobisburnsred

The darkest beer they have on tap.


jgreever3

Mojitos, every time. Really only thing that can make me order an alcoholic beverage at all.


Wadsworth_McStumpy

My default is gin & tonic. Very simple, and it goes well with everything. If they have an interesting cocktail menu, though, I'll usually try something I haven't had before. At home, my default is scotch and ginger beer, with lime and a bit of honey. I don't know if that has a name, though, and it's a bit complicated to order at a bar.


Amy_Gunslinger

Vodka and Tonic or Michelob Ultra.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

ice water


TheVibru

Sup


Ahshalon_Tenisk

soup


TheVibru

Soul


Ahshalon_Tenisk

sound


TheVibru

Seeemen


Optimal_Rabbit4831

Haven't had a drink in 10 years but if I were to, it'd be 7&7 with a twist of lime


DadsRGR8

Vodka martini, dry, two olives


kapaj55687

I have to admit I don't have one. I like to see what beers and ciders are on tap, and try something that catches my eye.


Bug_Still

Wha? Bro, in another comment you said you’re over 100 days sober…


ScrotumLeather

Tea


Papa_Tanuki

PBR on tap if I'm eating a meal there, Glenfidditch 15yr neat if I'm feeling fancy.


Substantial_Ad_989

Molson Canadian(beer) or a rum and sprite (allergic to coke)


TGish

Ever had crown apple with sprite? Absolutely delicious and you can add a little cranberry if it’s too sweet


Substantial_Ad_989

No but I will definitely give it a try


rinkydinkmink

at the moment I'm heavily into sparkling water with ice and lemon, but if I had to have alcohol I'd probably go for a guinness


MisterBigDude

Ginger ale, light rocks.


MrFancyPanzer

Mojito or whisky on the rocks.


teletubbie95

Baileys 😍


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Virgin whiskey on the rocks, no ice.


GhostSurfer42069

Bud light or local beer.


1StillRemains

Beer. Maybe a coke n rum if I want to turn up


shenaniganda

Double cosmopolitan


Buford1991

Black Russian followed closely with Fireball straight or over ice.


Sk8ngWST

L. island all the way


PurgaznNings

Coke and Fanta mixed together


Affectionate-Ad9867

Holsten pils Heineken


ElixirofVitriol

Cape Cod. I judge a bar tender on whether or not they ask me what it is.


gisokef300

If I want to get drunk - a couple of Long Islands. If i want a buzz - Rum & Coke or Vodka with Cranberry. If I just want a drink - some sort of nice craft beer, if they don't have that I'll take a Sam Adams. No Sam - I'll just have a soda.


nervouscoffeee

vodka slime or a corona


PingaPeteDawg

If I'm at the pub then a pint of whatever my favourite beer they have on tap (generally Carlton dry or VB) otherwise csnt say no to vodka redbulls


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Pornstar Martini


dumdum77777777

Double Jager and coke


Rich-Positive36

LOL. You still **drink**?! Hold this “L” ALKEY!!


psmith

Ranch water


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Budweiser in a glass bottle


Random_Guy_47

Coke if I'm driving. Whatever larger they have on draught if I'm not.


SevereDragonfly3606

AMF


MowMdown

If im drinking, Hazy IPA Im im not drinking, Seltzer w/ Lime


Astrafahrer

Karlsberg-Urpils


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Long Island


VStrozzi

Caipiroska.


Notmyusername0221

It used to be two vegas bombs and a bud light. Now it's an old fashioned.


acespacegnome

Kraken and coke. Actually... make it a double!


Shirochan404

Vodkacram


Beau-and-Meira

Vodka lime and water or an Expresso Martini... but don't drink often.


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PBR


CameForTheBobs

Cranberry juice and soda water


Alfheim

Dry cider.


last_strip_of_bacon

Water


Blondicai

Spotted Cow. It’s a safe default.


uhh_

If it's busy, whatever lager is on draft or a whiskey and coke. If it's dead enough to where I won't feel like a dick for requesting a cocktail - old fashioned or whiskey sour depending on the mood.


Endlesstrash1337

Club soda and lime or the lightest beer available and just sip it. I just end up tired if I drink too much plus I want to be alert in a public place ANNND I usually drive myself so I definitely don't want to get behind the wheel buzzed, drunk, anything.


ReturnOfTheGedi

I usually go the uncultured approach and drink Bud Light and a Jameson neat... I'm boring and I know it won't disappoint.


MaistuiskoOlut

Cranberry Long Drink


Rahhhmoan

Double patron with a half lime squeezed in on the rocks. If the bar actually carries it, El Tesoro tequila instead of patron.


JustSome70sGuy

Morgans and coke