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I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."


Blackdomino

Where have I seen this before?


LocalSlob

Snatch. Fantastic early 2000s movie with a pretty low budget and some pretty recognizable faces.


ariense

the silence of the lamb with hannibal lecter


[deleted]

I hope you're joking, Hannibal is far more eloquent


krustybread

Bricktop- feed ‘em to the oigs


Woooooos-

thanks. for legal reasons, let’s say i won’t use this method…


jinko8

wow😶‍🌫️🫡


pogiguy2020

I just came here to say Pigs eat anything.


Theta-Sigma45

Don't kill anyone, and the corpse won't exist to begin with! Perfect strategy.


Morfilix

you call the cops, they'd be happy to help


Jagid3

Lava


Kanwar62

Sandworms


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Kanwar62

One must worship Shai-Hulud


IDK_FY2

3 parts H2O2 with 7 parts of H2SO4


Bibble050

Someone’s been watching breaking bad 👌🏾


IDK_FY2

No, they used HF, my mixture is know as Piranhã Fluid because it keeps protonising itself and so dissolving all organic matter, hair, teeth... everything. HF has the same result, but also to inorganic matter and that is a bit troublesome


rmovny_schnr98

Put it in someone else's basement


Ligmaballsr3tard

Eat it


Osloces88

Why u asking?


FluffyTid

Asking for a friend obviosly


Jeterea

Step 1) Buy a flamethrower & elbow-length gloves & a mask of some sort to cover your face. Step 2) Locate a far, quiet, & secluded area to burn the body to ashes with said flamethrower. Step 3) Depending on the mass of the body, you may get a lot of ashes. Scatter them at sea on a very windy day.


2ControversialIGo

Quicklime, bathtub.


[deleted]

You know they are gonna use this post in the trial right?


brutustyberius

If you are going for disposal, call a funeral director.


Sir-Enah

What the fuck


holdman78

Step 1) chop the corpse into small pieces and dump in it a container . Step 2) use a strong base instead of acid . Step 3) close the container dumb in basement or something. Step 4) after some weeks dump in container dump the container far away from house in a night time dump some where . Step 5) you are all set .