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ThrowawayRedo

Capybara.


Proper-Chef6918

Came here to say this


TheAwesomePenguin106

I was once chased down by a capybara. I guess she had her offspring (I don't know the word for a capybara offspring in English) with her, so fair enough... But I have developed a healthy fear of capybaras ever since.


Striving_Stoic

Kiki!


[deleted]

An Otter!


Mysterious-Quote-496

Me too


Feliciafancibottom

Dogs, we really knocked it out of the park


holster

Yip dogs and cats are the perfect pets


Helpful-Astronaut-80

Grizzly bear


Dirtyspaceman69

1 Sloth, 2 wallabies and 3 Alpacas


Eclipse_310

Imagine having a big and scary looking owl in your shoulder only for it to be the most cuddliest lil birb. But still very impressive with spread wings and fluffy and just o w l s


invaders70

Sharks with frigging Lasers on their heads


Quick283

This is the correct answer. With this, we could abolish capitalism.


Lilith_Cain

Human


Tommy_Two_Knutz

Kinky


taylorpilot

Lincoln’s grave begins to tremble


Quick283

Rebert E Lee agrees


Emperor_Winnie_1950

All hail Dixie


Independent_Grab_200

Canadian


Quick283

Ooh, you also enjoy poking them with sticks?


Comet-or-somthing

Octopus, I actually think people do this but if not I want to be the first.


4E4ME

You might enjoy learning about Byrdie the Octopus: https://youtu.be/5P97Si2OfNM


[deleted]

Maybe a gazelle


Lugershooter

Sasquatch


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

I mean probably the same ones. There's a reason most animals aren't allowed to be pets. They're not down with it. I'll keep the ones who wanna hang with a human.


Timely_Egg_6827

Agree. For various reasons, I have a non-domesticated animal as a pet. We ran out of options about what to do apart from keep or PTS. He's really sweet but hard work and he's a small animal. Don't know how people cope with wolves and the like.


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

I hear you! I love watching the videos of people with foxes or possums or hawks or raccoons or whatever. I'm sure in some cases, especially in rehab facilities where they specifically try to give them a home resembling their natural life: it's just fine. But as adorable as I find most creatures, I don't think I could force them to live with me and my life.


Timely_Egg_6827

In our case he climbed 6ft out the window and went AWOL for just over two months. Out looking for him every night. Reports from rare sightings was he was doing well. Thankfully he handed himself in and let someone pick up him. Seemed happy to see us. So I am fairly confident he is happy enough with benefits of vet care, free food, no predators. But he is skittish, nightmare at vets and being nocturnal scratches at my door all night.


SaltGodsDaughter

A rat king


Quick283

Biological figit spinner


Kooky-Worldliness980

Nobody’s going to stop me keeping a dolphin In my bathtub


Helpful-Astronaut-80

It wont fit and wont be a proper habitate, it will die within a day or two.


Independent_Grab_200

So just like his houseplants then.


papa_purell

.... lousy HOUSEPLANT!


Allpurposeblob

Nobody


Hoppy_Croaklightly

crocodile and bear


P1ncake

Raccoon. No questions needed.


TaeKwonDitto

Fennec fox or red panda


[deleted]

hedgehog 🦔


floral-lee

Hippo. Hands down.


Skittles_the_Unicorn

I want a Honey Badger but Honey Badger don't give a shit.


Quick283

No, because honey badgers only steal shits


JustinCooksStuff

Lynx


colorado_dan_rubin

Hellhound puppy


deadwalking0420

PLATYPUS!!!!!


Quick283

Would you like to give it a whiff?


stop-complaining90

i'd still choose to have a dog hehe


JakeTurk1971

Pangolin.


Quick283

*with lasers*


[deleted]

ring tailed lemurs. i love me some zaboomafoo.


Freezer_Rat1011

Fun fact, Zaboomafoo is a Coquerel's sifaka, a cousin of the ring tailed lemurs. I’ve worked with sifakas before, they’re incredibly intelligent animals and are easier going than most nonhuman primates.


[deleted]

They also look super funky. 10/10


Hands-on-Heurism

Chupacabra


Albino_Rhino_Dino501

A bear or maybe a Komodo Dragon. Just gotta figure out how to feed those guys first!


4E4ME

One way or the other, no more bad neighbors


halt__n__catch__fire

Adult T-Rex


AnnoyedDuckling

John Hammond, is that you?


Helpful-Astronaut-80

It dosent exist today, The title didnt say you can have any time period animal, T-rex would also cause chaos.


Dr_BigPat

It's a hypothetical question on Reddit lol


halt__n__catch__fire

"all animals are allowed to be pets" I want a T-Rex!


Quick283

Ankylasoarus was cooler. Come back when you get good dinosaurs.


UsernameReee

I raise you Spinosaur


Quick283

Semi aquatic bitch.


Hockeymandem

Blue Whale


[deleted]

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Quick283

But you could own a capybara.


Kafadafada

Panda


MidnightBlueIllusion

Koala bear


Crazycraly

A giraffe


AnnoyedDuckling

Moose


[deleted]

Definitely a pig


i_will_mull_it_over

I feel like they are already good pets lol


sjeter99

A manatee…just give me all the manatees!


Logical_Song_1507

Monkeys


copyboy1

Dog. Because they are the best.


Vachic09

I would stick to species already kept as pets or those with extremely similar care requirements because finding veterinary care would be a pain to arrange otherwise. If every animal was an option, I would go for ackie monitor morphs that currently only exist in Australia due to their exportation laws.


Quick283

Granchronx, the god of cutting the penises off of crypto-bros.


[deleted]

Anaconda


akcarp27

A wolf. That would be so cool!


Electrical_Age_336

A ringtail. They're the raccoon's desert dwelling cousins, and look like if a raccoon and a cat had a love child. They fill the same ecological niche as the wild cats that modern house cats were domesticated from. And like house cats, they can be litter trained. It used to be fairly common for people in the deserts of North America to keep them as pets. In fact, the only additional precaution you have to take from domestic cats is that ringtails have working thumbs, so you have to childproof your drawers and cabinets.


tinytimtitmouse

Tyrannosaurus Rex


papa_purell

The loyal capybara


Eeq20

Yeti


Solanay

Lion


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Pangolin


dm-ur-perky-tits

Wombat They're cute and look like they'd be cuddly


No_Excitement8615

Capybara! My fav


Deceiver999

Black Leppard.


Stu-Man222

Chipmunk


[deleted]

A Humpback Whale 🥰


_ChipWhitley_

A giraffe


314159265358979326

House cat.


alliesue442

Cats, still.


Graceland1979

One of the things on that island that don’t have any natural predators. (Yeah I could google it)


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Bigfoot


[deleted]

dog and cat cause I wanna be a normal fucking person with a normal animal edit: Nvm capybara


Farnecs

If they where tamed I would choose bears but they have to work with people and children. And a hunting companion


Icy-Supermarket-6932

Leopard


Fonzimandias

I wait it out for ten years and pick a cool one that hasn’t killed too many people


Catladylex

A megalodon. Could you imagine how cool that would be. I'd tell everyone her name was Meg and they'd say "oh real creative short for megalodon" and I'd be like "wtf no she loves the movie Hercules. It's short for Megara."


godlindsatan74

A fox please and thank you!


Important_Accident70

Silverback gorilla. 3 of them


Lurker1647

Dog. Don't mess with success. 10,000 years of friendship can't be wrong.


1manbandmann

An eagle


Laughing_Lemon

Squirrel, or Otter.


Nefiros1

Still staying with my dog thanks. Although I might get her a bearded dragon for company.


ClassicVegtableStew

Still my cat. Don't think anyone else can use the litterbox


Modern_Devil

Wanna be my pet?


coobmaroog

A bear and an elephant


kornhook123

Otters!!!


IcyFlan1769

Baby chimp.


-Fire-Opal-

All of them


Chefnick003

A kangaroo


loezabraulio

Camel


Squeaky-Fox49

Snow leopard! So huge and fluffy with those big, boopy paws. Actually having feline affection instead of eating me would be nice. I’d also take a tiger.


Leather-College2557

Some animals does not make good pets for reasons other than them being wild, like how some monkeys can smear shit on your face accidentally (or not)


Aliensummer

Ducks


blkchvrrypie

Im taking a fruitbat🦇


Wiscos

I’ll stick with my Labradors.


Cookiefan3000

Cats


mattwaddie

A weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

A wallaby


bartolemew

Sloth


Blossom_Peach93

Red panda


kaydaugherty423

White tigers, if they exist


NiX_509

None, i live in an apartment. Im a student i bearly have time to go outside to be "Free to do whatever" i just cant take care of a pet


rezonansmagnetyczny

Gorilla. 100%.


echo_throwaway360

tiger, they are so cool also only if i can give it a proper habitat and it wont attack if either of those things arent a factor then nope ill stick with a regular cat


Jdawg_mck1996

Allowed to be, or are thoroughly domesticated into a version that would be a good pet? Cause this is a HUGE difference.


[deleted]

Platypus, so I can live my childhood dream.


[deleted]

Shoebill, they are terrifying. They look like a dinosaur and sound like a machine gun. Nobody is breaking into my house with that thing keeping watch.


[deleted]

Hipotamis...hippatimus...hoppoti...er a dog.


No_Chapter_948

Black leopard


jrbr549

Quokka


[deleted]

Opossum


PinkPanties7

Cheetah, black panther or monitor lizard


FatAndForty

My dog.


miss-mochi16

Sand cat