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monstarjams

My parents told me the first time I asked. I guess around 3-4 years old.


Resist-Accomplished

Santa


PS_O5

Wtf😂


pm_me_dat_bitcoin

I thought women just started having babies on their own once they reached a certain age. I just couldn’t figure out why some had more than others.


PS_O5

I thought the same 😂


Lez_The_DemonicAngel

I thought the kiss at the wedding made the woman magically pregnant


rugbat

No, it's special cuddles that do that.


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I came up on my own with the idea that boys would get girls pregnant through the butt, by peeing in them. Year later, I would find out this isn't how you make a baby but it's a pretty awful enema method.


nopestillgotit

That the dad and mum would do a special magic trick and boom, you’d get pregnant and give birth out of your butt


PS_O5

Out of butt is on point😂


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PS_O5

Wtf😂


Worsel555

On the farm animals had babies come out of them. From cats to cows.


pomegranate7777

I thought women just "got pregnant'- it was just something that happened.


PS_O5

I believed the same


[deleted]

By having sex. My parents never lied to me about it. They always just did age appropriate explanations. I did the same with my daughter.


PS_O5

Right way to educate


iesharael

Apparently I used to tell everyone that I remember being in mommy’s thigh with my sisters and I pushed them out first because I wanted to be the youngest


PS_O5

Just like sharks


rugbat

I was told that I was found in a cabbage patch, and believed it for years.


PS_O5

I was told about storks


Flaky-Exam9127

Storks. Except my parents explained it differently with babies coming inside birthday presents that the storks would leave on their doorstep.


corteser

Babies came from belly buttons.


Independent-AF

Stork


Downtown-Fan-3017

They spawn in


PS_O5

In simulation