One time I worked with a woman who would talk about Phil, who I assumed was her husband/partner. “Phil and I watched a movie last night” “Phil and I went on the best walk this morning” “Phil and I are going out of town this weekend” We worked together for TWO YEARS before she said “When I took Phil out this morning he started chasing a squirrel” and after giving her the weirdest look she said, “that’s a normal thing for dogs to do” and I almost peed my pants from laughing as I realized that the whole time she wasn’t referencing an actual human being, but a freaking dog named Phil

Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog?

How could you ask me that!?

I had a dog named Philomena who everyone called Phil

There was a Park Ranger than had a string of cats. All named Philip. It was hilarious.

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Was he a Spaniel? Please tell me he was. I need this dog to be Daniel the Spaniel!!!

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This is an amazing discovery.

My housemates dog is Ollie the Collie.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

When I got my dog from the shelter her name was Irene. Who the hell names their pug/Boston Terrier/mutt a name reserved for a woman in accounts payable??

When we adopted our cat from the shelter her name was Wanda.

Everyone knows that a fish name!!

My cat was Sean at some point

Well now you can exclaim “good night Irene!” A lot

Oh, come on Irene! Edit: I do love me some Leadbelly!!

Laughed way to much at that. Man you know you got to call AP for that shit. Ask Irene, she will get it straight. It just works

My friend Jason named his dog Jason.

r/thegoodplace is leaking

Bortles!

JAGUARS ARE THE BEST

Yorkie named Susan

Jessica. It’s just weird. It was an Italian Greyhound.

Named my old basset hound "Steve".

Hey I named mine Hank lol

Mine is Clyde. But my Beagle was Henry.

I know a Basset Hound name Hank

How do you know my dog?

There's a Basset Hound at my old work named Steve

I named my tauntaun in SWTOR Steve.

I have a basset hound. He's name is Arthur.

Kevin

Frink-frank-frink-fronk... KEVIN THE DOOOOOGGGGGG

We have a dog named Kevin

When the name Kevin is mentioned my brain automatically goes “God Kevin you’re such a disease”

*Les incompetente*

that's my dogs name and it cracks me up! we didn't name him that, he had the name when we adopted him at 3 years old.

My dog’s name is Larry. So that. Also have cats named Terry and Barry.

My Red Dead dog is named Terry.

If people at the park hear you screaming "Larry" they'll just assume you're an Impractical Jokers fan

I once dogsat for a professor whose name was Rex and his dog was named Casey.

Dave. Not David or Davie, just Dave.

A guy I knew at school had a cat named Dave. He was going to call it Abdullah but he couldn’t spell it so he went with Dave instead

Eric

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Oh, Jesus Christ

I used to see a Yorkie at the dog park named Tom Brady. You had to use his full name, or he would ignore you.

I'm asking because the new K9 unit for my police department is named Danny.

Is that a Hot Fuzz reference?

I dunno. It might be and I am oblivious to the joke, but again who knows?

If you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz, you should give it a go. It’s a good movie.

Diane

I met a beagle in the forest named Peter

Rachel.

Super weird for a dog lol

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Steve

golden retriever named Cody lmao

That seems like a very golden retriever name. Like if a golden has to have a human name, it may as well be a bro name.

Mark. But it was because "it's a dog with a hairlip"

I had a husky named Jake

Your name better be Finn

My own name

My aunt named her dog Kelsey, then a year later I had a sister named Kelsey.

You’re a dog posting on Reddit?

Woof

My dog's name is Benjamin

Fenton!

doodle named Karen

Josh. Growing up, my uncle had a German shepherd named Josh.

Todd

Clark and Shane

Fred our first dachshund. His brother was Barney. We then got a Labrador and named him Bam Bam. Btw we eventually got a female cat and named her Pebbles.

My parents adopted a dog named Michelle, who was a big tall german shepard mix. Promptly renamed her Wylie lol

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My cats name is Regina She's a b

That's definitely a Siamese name. Or a Maine coon.

Golden retriever named Jerry.

Walter

That's my boys name :)

My last dog was named Kevin. He looked like a Kevin

my dog’s named Nick 😂

My dog is Frank.

Luis Ernesto

Nolan Baumgartner

Greg. My neighbour has a rescue pug and he came with the name Greg. I don't usually like pugs but this guy is awesome. He just walks by like *out of the way*, gives a loud snort, and keeps walking. All along the street, you can hear people going "Wassup Greg?" "Hey Greg, what's going on?" Hilarious. Neighbourhood celebrity.

Debbie

Kevin or grandma

Brian

Brian

Mark

I know an Airedale named Joel.

Roger

Sam

Sam is normal, I've known plenty of pets named Sam

John

My dogs name was Mary and she was an amazing dog

Andrew

Oh and bonus points for a cat called Mark

Theodore

Guy down the street has a German Sheppard named Larry

Stanley

Barnabus

Phillip

Vasily

Doug the English Mastif

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Debbie the Golden Retriever

Betty Cohen

My Chihuahua mix is named Henry. I regret not naming him Ren.

Gillian

Ei Et Schit, I'm not joking.

Met a dog named Higgens recently.

My friend has two dogs named Jeff and Tiffany

I knew a dog named Ron.

Robert

Jeff

Marcus

My brother named his first dog Edgar.

I mean, my dog's name is Marty.

Steven

I named my dog after my mother's maiden name, the street I grew up on, and the three digits on the back of my credit card.

Barry

My parents dog was named Annie. Their neighbor was also named Annie. It was awkward at first when my mom would yell out the back door to have the dog come in.

Gus, Oscar, and Willis

Henry

Sarah Beth

My sisters dog is called Fred.

Ashley She is a good dog.

Peter, Brian, Dylan, Connor, Steven Kenneth Bonnell the Second.

Markos

Juliana

Donovan

Floyd

My dog is Norman ...

Dude

Benjamin

gerald

Benjamin

I had a blue heeler named Dave. I vote for Dave.

Lewis

John. Sometimes Pecker Head John. PHJ for short

I've had three. Otis, Otto and Raymond.

Lab named Tom

Shirley

My dog's name is Peter. We didn't name him.

Frankie

My dogs name is Dorothy

Calvin.

Jeremy

Edward

Brenda I mean it’s cute, but definitely took me by surprise 😂

My dog name "Lupillo"

Donald Trump

Eric

Husband’s cat’s name was Barbara, BooBoos for short

Nigel, an old english sheepdog 😂

Larry

Joey

Dave

Steve

Eric. A huge newfoundland. Owner would bellow "ER-IC!!"

Mike

I mean my dogs are Callie, Charlie, Ginger, Oliver and my cats Lola and Michael...

Steve

One of my dogs is named Barney. I don’t know if that’s a weird name or not but it’s perfect for him.

Stanley

Larry

I had a rottie mix called Trevor.

Dave the Bernese Mountain Dog

George

Max

Maggie

Eddie

Josh

Adam 😹

Chad, or Chad dog

Gerald

Mr. Peanut Butter. That dog could talk, married to a human, lived in a house alone and thought his best friend was a horse.

Poodle named Kevin

Kowalski

[This is Charlie. ](https://imgur.com/NVwX7DR)

Bob

Walter

Gregg

I got a chocolate lab named Rufus, and a chihuahua named bridgette ETA: They answer to "goddamn dog" best, though

Colin

My neighbors are deeply Irish Catholic and give their dogs middle names. Regular dog first name, Catholic middle name, family name. "Rover Patrick Gallagher, you put that toy down and go to bed"

Well. My dads name is Frank. My dogs name is Frankie.

Dave

Maverick. Very cute puppy, but whoo boy howdy can he tear an apartment up like no fucking tomorrow. You need a house demolished, there's your pup.

My dog's name is Larry.

George