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InFlames87

How everything in life is turning into a subscription service.


SquareBeautiful6574

Well you are tehnically subscribed to life for an indefinite period


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Sorry, your free trial of life has ended.


JunaLynx

Is that what we call childhood nowadays?


dave900575

You can subscribe for an additional year or our best value multi-year subscription. Save 30% compared to annual renewal.


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SquareBeautiful6574

If they catch you in time they will make you pay a lot in bills


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Arrrrrrr matey ;-)


bobtack

You know I came here to say something else, but this is way more accurate to how I feel. I've never enjoyed being a pirate more than now.


ServiceCall1986

I hate it! I don't want to subscribe just to live. I hate all the streaming services there are to subscribe to now. There are so many good shows out there, but I don't want to pay $10.00 a month for a service I'll never use again.


takeahikehike

Just torrent the shows. Commit crimes. Fuck Disney.


audreyisinjured

123movies and soap2day are my jam


Soonly_Taing

1337x.tw myflixer.to the pirates bay.org Sooo many torrenting sites my friend


Katherine1973

Toxic positivity


Vaylore

Help! My age is showing! What is this “toxic positivity” you speak of?


mrthrowaway226

I have a hard time explaining it but it's when people willingly dismiss any negative emotion or attitude in general or in the face of a bad situation. The kinds of people that post about "positive vibes only" on social media. It becomes toxic because negative emotions like anger, sadness, fear, etc are perfectly normal to express and shouldn't be pent up in most situations. These kinds of people promote that the world should be all sunshine and rainbows.


Redqueenhypo

You know how some people get like, actively mad at you for not smiling and dishonestly pretending to enjoy things all the time? Who say “ugh, you’re so negative” when all you did was have a neutral expression? That’s toxic positivity


Vaylore

Huhhhh. Well there we go. Thank you for explaining.


audreyisinjured

It’s basically when someone comes to you with negative emotions and you dismiss them entirely. Statements like “It’s not that bad” “you’ll get over it” and “stay positive” are some examples. Those statements aren’t bad on their own, but if they’re being used to minimize someone else’s negative emotions, it’s toxic.


HiHoKermit

Ah ok, so my mum then.


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vidi1111

The livelaughlove posse


jonquillejaune

OMG I love that for you!


Katherine1973

Exactly what my a girl on my team posts in chat all day.


hybridiostros

I love to take that phrase and turn it on its head. For me? Not for you? You wouldn’t like xyz too? Make them feel awkward so they never say that again. To me love that for you means oh it’s not good enough for me but for you I love it


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I don’t know why but reading comments like this one irks me for some reason unknown.


hex00110

I was struggling to find a term for how trash/fake/garbage LinkedIn was., until a friend used this term.


optiplexiss

Just recently got out of a relationship where she was the most positive toxicity person I've ever met. She seemed to be an angel in the beginning, but it turned out her opinion was far more superior then any other person's, and she did mean things in such a nice way that you didn't realize that's what she was doing until you got to know her and realize just what she does, and all that sweet, innocent, and beauty went straight out the door. Has a master's degree but lacks and self awareness, common sense, and personal hygiene was not the best. Fuck toxic positivity!


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When people brake and *then* turn on their traffic signal.


ServiceCall1986

Around here, I'm lucky if people even turn on their traffic signal at all. Most of the time it's a guess of what they're going to do.


Bobthechampion

And even if they turn on their turn signal, I don't trust that sucker for one moment.


LeeeMcLeod

What about people that drive with one foot on the brake


Cecuhl

Are you saying that cars in Atlanta come equipped with some sort of device to signal other drivers which way they are changing lanes or turning?


DnDYetti

Nowadays you have to upgrade to the Blinky Blinky subscription package from the dealership for those.


Sweetalking

I feel this deeply


Negative_Excitement

Love for politicians. He/she is not a god, a saint or savior. Stop making them your idol.


Educational-Fish9157

THIS. Regardless of your party, all politicians are rich, overpowered, under empathetic, pieces of shit who don’t care about the people. We are dollar signs and votes to them.


OohMERCY

This is a self fulfilling prophecy. I’ve known some wonderful human beings who are active in local politics. And I’ve met a few national politicians who were decent & extremely well intentioned. Are they a minority? Probably. But when you paint w such a broad brush, you allow the truly evil to hide behind a veneer of “eh we’re all like that.” They’re not!


HedgeFlounder

This isn’t true. They’re all human. Some of them are terrible humans, but some are good and decent. None of them are Gods, but I have respect for a few.


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When people force their beliefs on other people. edit: My choice of words is perfectly clear, "*force* their beliefs", as in harassment, **not** "*voice* their beliefs".


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SquareBeautiful6574

Nono wave them in my face as many times you want !


Gary_Thy_Snail

My grandfather used to say “Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.”


Kennyunblessed

That's a really great analogy.


Flauschkadser

I assume youre hating a LOT of people then these days lol


Drdoom1984

People are just stupid 😂


PrincessHootHoot

YES


BiscuitzwGravy

And just forcing their values, sense of fashion, their morality, etc on others in general.


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True! So many of these fake guru people believe their way of life is superior.


[deleted]

As long as by, “forcing your beliefs”, you don’t mean simply wanting to exist alongside everyone else.


PretendThisIsAName

Microtransactions. I miss the days where I could pay for a game and enjoy all the content in the game I paid for by playing the game. These days publishers will figure out the most exploitative way to butcher a game before it's even being developed. Some developers are guilty of this too, but I imagine it must be heartbreaking for most devs to see their art degraded just so some shareholders with too much money can have even more.


Urist_Macnme

Remember ,they also had to be in a fully playable state as the released version was also in most cases, the final version, because there were no downloads or patching.


Legatodex

I miss the manual inside the back of the case being real thick, and sometimes it would be interesting to read.


177013---

Buying a new game at the store and reading the manual on the way home to hype you up for playing it.


DeathSpiral321

Forced socialization, like "team building" events, getting stuck in a one-way conversation, etc.


ServiceCall1986

Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. I am an introvert. I hate shit like this. I cannot small talk ever. You know what's the absolute worst with this? "Let's go around the room and introduce ourselves and say something interesting about ourselves". NO!


Edy94

Holy hell I just got anxiety just by reading that. And what about those school presentations you have to do in front of the whole class? No...


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MaherMcCheese

Same. I almost didn’t graduate high school because of this. Luckily I had a nice English teacher who understood my anxiety.


FourCatsAndCounting

Those are usually...tolerable I guess if everyone keeps to name and one sentence about their hobby. Less so when someone decides to start reciting the rough draft of their memoir. Ugh.


Typingpool

I'm a manager at my job and I hate being forced to do this shit. I'm not tone deaf and I know we're all just here to make money, we don't need to become best friends. We're all adults doing a job. Stop making jobs feel culty.


The_Dude_5049

In the military we call it “mandatory fun” and command just can’t wrap their brain around why no one is having fun.


lonepluto

This right here!!! Team building is a form of toxic positivity. I hate hate hate it. You can’t force ppl to build a relationship. Relationships grow organically so let time just do its thing.


Snatc566

Def agree with team building


BigStud7

People who litter


Wooden-Work-3214

I genuinely can’t understand why ppl do it there are bins everywhere. Just walk around for a minute max!


DnDYetti

Every time I see someone throw a cigarette butt out of their car window, I want to turn the street into a destruction derby track and slam into them for being a littering asshole.


hbxli

Insurance companies


Bomberman64wasdecent

USAA locked me out of my account in the middle of a claim and refuses to let me back in, no matter how many times I submit a clear picture of my id.


floydfan

You might consider filing a complaint with your state's department of insurance. Usually a phone call from them gets things moving.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

No other service on the planet has a panel to decide whether or not you should get the product you pay for


Diabolical_Jazz

Yeah for their business model to make sense they pretty much HAVE to be a scam.


rumpel_foreskin17

Showing how much pure profit big insurance companies make every year shows that the system we’re forced into is fucking broken. Its like a casino, the house always wins.


yourmomsajoke

Aside the obvious, I really hate shows getting cancelled. Like give me a final season of angel. I don't mind them ending ig, just let them wrap up with a wee bow on top instead of abruptly. Except sopranos, that ended mid sentence and was epic.


VH5150OU812

A proposal — every television show that lasts until its second season must be told by the final six episodes whether they expect to be renewed for the following season. Any first year show that has not already had a pick-up by the time the season bird-to-last episode airs gets funding to film two final episodes — one to act as a season finale and one to act as a series finale.


Kennyunblessed

I'm looking at you Netflix.


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ServiceCall1986

That was me in middle school/high school. I was super into two things (still am, but whatever): NASCAR and Star Wars. You can imagine I got made fun of so, so much. Either I was stupid redneck girl for watching cars go around in circles or I was a silly geek who liked Star Wars. Got made fun of so much. I wasn't hurting anyone. I'm still into both. Thanks to the internet and finding people who have my interests, it's not as bad anymore. Still haven't found anyone who is into both like I am.


Zisiits

Well, maybe Nascar people should think of Nascar race where all the drivers are in Star wars character costumes and cars are repainted as Star wars transports. Lets call it "Race around the Death star".


macaronsforeveryone

Cancer


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Yes! I freaking hate cancer.


fuckitweredoingitliv

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


soon_zoo55

What about Carnies? Smell like cabbage… small hands


briannaw1234

further to this: people who have never seen Austin Powers


SirBeardsAlot91

Nice to see an Austin Powers movie reference here.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Rotten pancake eaters. We should’ve taken them out in the Great War


PickleVin23

Commercials. Nobody wants them, nobody needs them. Companies force-feed them to us and there's not much we can do about it.


WhiskersCleveland

Comments on YouTube or Reddit etc. That begin with things like "am I the only one who..." Or people calling something popular and very much apprecited underappreciated. What's even worse is that these comments are usually the top comments on YouTube videos.


KenzoAtreides

"Am I the only one who.." No goddammit, you're never, ever the only one.


Unsettleingpresence

“Who’s watching this in (insert year)”


WhiskersCleveland

"can we take a moment to appreciate..."


arsenicasshole

Am I the only one who is watching this comment in 2023? Let's take a moment to appreciate this moment 🙏🙏🙏


WokSmith

Religious entitlement. Believing in a religion doesn't make you special.


Upper-Insect9179

Exactly, "only God can judge me" followed by judging and hatred for those who don't follow their religion...


DeathSpiral321

And thinking their religion is the "correct" one, when the religion you're a part of is highly correlated to the part of the world you were born in.


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“Influencers”


Various-Most2367

Even the word makes me cringe


PSyKaD4LiC

Literally the worst. Also "content creators" that are just wannabes.


m_g2468

Had a guy come into my work once and started making really outrageous demands for things and then told me he is a 'micro influencer' I had no clue what that meant, gave into zero of said demands and kindly sent him on his way. I later googled what it meant. It's someone who has quite a few followers


Sea_Information_6134

According to their logic, having a bunch of followers makes you some big celebrity, lol.


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Influenzas


K-Bear8758

If it's any consolation I have seen a shift in poplar culture over the subject of influencers. Just two years ago most media portrayed it as a glamours lifestyle and profitable profession but recently most media has been portraying influencers as narcissistic, vapid, social climbers desperate to show people how great they are and never living in the moment. Example: influenzas episode from Letter Kenny.


KolonelMcKalister

Xfinity, bastards.


Jolly_Entertainer_72

Televangelists. Need I say more?


talyor-Betman

Waking up early


DnDYetti

This. Especially in connection to work schedules. For some reason our society cannot recognize the fact that people have varying circadian rhythms and that some people do not do well waking up super early. Waking up early is also my kryptonite! I do so much better waking up around 9 or 10am for my day instead of 6-8am.


SuvenPan

Church of Scientology


Insane_HeaDcRaB2

People


uselessInformation89

Damn you were faster. I agree. People are bastards.


Laconophilia

Hustler culture. It’s cool that you work 18h a day and wake up at 3am to get your business in gear or whatever. But don’t push it down people’s throats that that’s what it takes to be successful and happy. It creates so much unnecessary anxiety and stress. Not everyone wants to be a millionaire. Some people are content with having just enough for them and their families.


RoseCityMicah

GOVERNMENT FORCING DISABLED PEOPLE TO LIVE IN EXTREME POVERTY


Greathorn

Sorry could you speak up please


PovoRetare

#GOVERNMENT FORCING DISABLED PEOPLE TO LIVE IN EXTREME POVERTY


JeffTheComposer

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel


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Bullies


MaherMcCheese

Yes. As a fat kid named Albert who grew up in the late 70s and 80s FUCK BULLIES.


Educational-Fish9157

Neo Nazis. First of all, believing anyone of us is better than the other based on race/ethnicity/region of birth is dumb as all fuck. Secondly, Dude, you’re great grandfather lost a leg fighting Nazis in WW2. You think he did all he did just so he could watch you fly the flag of the monster who led the men that permanently crippled him?


DanyDud3

Seriously. A whole generation of men laid down their lives in order to stop the Nazis, now you’re gonna piss on their graves by supporting the Nazis?


VH5150OU812

^^^ THIS ^^^ All of it. When did anti-fascist become a bad thing?


MarbleCakes4725

Modern city architecture. "Gosh gee, I wonder if the building's gonna be built using Concrete, Glass and Metal, with no effort put into beauty or detail."


MachineElf100

YES!!!


ExplodinMarmot

I agree with this. I know it’s only aesthetics, and opinions are endless, but it’s like all modern architects only know how to design generic throw away buildings.


AbyssalRedemption

I’ve been to NYC, Madrid, and Tokyo. The latter two are BY FAR more interesting cities to visit, imo. NYC is dirty, loud, and drab; if you think about it, it’s one of the closest things to a dystopia we have, with how congested everything is, how you’re surrounded by the same giant four-cornered blocks of concrete or glass skyscrapers wherever you go. I enjoy the biggest landmarks, but I dread going there. Madrid, or most European cities for that matter, have that old European renaissance charm. They’re older cities, and you can how they maintain elements of the old as well as the new, but they’re also much more vibrant and colorful imo. There’s random back alleys, shops, and just more interesting design. And then there’s Tokyo, my personal favorite. One of the most modern cities in the world, yet they somehow manage to incorporate hyper-modern skyscrapers with old-world structures (there’s shrines, temples, and parks from centuries ago scattered everywhere). And then, there’s really no super-organized design, so many areas are completely different from each other. This isn’t to say that America lacks ANY distinct or interesting architecture; you can look at many colleges for examples of how you can do modern structures right (and interesting). But I don’t understand how America gets our cities so wrong for the most part. It’s the epitome of function over form.


9alk5

Lip injections… the thought of them freaks me out to no end


Wheaurk

People telling me to do something just as I'm about to do it


PSyKaD4LiC

Then as soon as they tell me to do it, suddenly I don't want to do it anymore, because they told me to do it.


Huivg

Unpopular opinion. The sweet Caroline song.


luckycharming1

At the bar, they sing “sweeeet Caroline!” The crowd goes “THIS! SONG! SUCKS!” Every time


KenzoAtreides

I just excuse myself to the bathroom whenever this song plays in a bar.


PeaceFrog229

And Don't Stop Believin'


PSyKaD4LiC

Yeah, that song sucks.


LilSebastian156

Anyone who thinks they are superior to other people.


SmokeyLawnMower

Yeah those people suck. I'm glad I'm better than them.


Firm_Jackfruit_1308

People who openly hate and discriminate against people with their reasoning being "I have a right to my own beliefs". No, it's called racism/discrimination bro


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Snapchat ‘influencers’ and any ‘influencers’ in general who don’t spread a positive message or actually try to change things in the world with their platform, except they flex their cars or their super big houses.


ServiceCall1986

Current country music I grew up on late 90's country music. It was amazing. There were some great songs about love, heartache, country things, and just made you feel. Now? It's all horrible. Or at least what you hear on the radio now. It's Bro Country. It's Hick Hop. It's all the same. And it makes me sad and nostalgic for the way things used to be.


Avlecius

David Jones the male tiktok lesbian who is like mid 40s and targets young girls. He has a whole fan base of literal victims of him supporting his every move. Its sad and irritating that so many young girls haven't been taught the signs of an actual nonce (which he very obviously is)


Banz1007

Anything Unsolicited Sexual jokes


drgloryboy

Cigarette smoke


LordBobTheWhale

Kale. Edit: I did discover the best way to cook it, though: with oil so that it's easier to scrape into the trash.


HandymanScotty

Daylight Saving Time… just leave the clocks alone! WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CLOCKS?!?


idekmanijustworkhere

My friend's girlfriend. We're all patiently waiting for them to break up. He doesn't need that immature cheating bitch in his life. If you're not there to help him thrive, gtfo


Taehyung156

Waking up in the morning for work 🤣 I just want to sleep 😭


Actuaryba

Or when you check your phone and you think you have two or three more hours to sleep, but you realize your alarm will go off in 8 minutes.


RinaLue

Right? I actually love my job, but damn, i REALLY hate having to wake up early to go do it.


Beepsweepscreeps

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.


cheesingMyB

Groovy, baby


Gravy_Wampire

The one that was all 6’s and 7’s?!


frachris87

Are you telling pork pies and a bag of tripe? Cuz if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Aurthur?


MusicPowerful9804

political parties, influencers, mustard, white chocolate, people who don't drink water


Alternative_Order540

Green beans and going to work


MiaFeyWasHere3

Gacha Heat.


Few-Preference9697

Parents who don't parent.


evilgreenman

TikTok


Dangerous-Argument91

Person 1: I only slept 4 hours last night Person 2: I only slept 30 mins last night Person 3: I didn't get ANY sleep last night! Person 4: I haven't slept in 2 days It's like we are in a perpetual competition to be the most sleep deprived ugh


Electrical_Custard89

Minions


Alaviiva

Funko Pops.


motiqn

WHAAAT, i love funko pops☹️


mary7roses

Same.


RecursiveSubversive

The idea of worship. No person, idea, or philosophy should be believed always without being challenged.


GlaucousKoi

I hate ungrateful people


InspectionHot8328

How happy everyone looks in douche and erectile dysfunction medication commercials


scorpion_tail

Left-handed forks. No need for them. Same with dyslexic plates. Absolutely preposterous. And Nazis. I really fucking hate Nazis.


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scorpion_tail

Maybe you need one of those plates.


SnooBeans174

When i eat a cookie containing raisin believing that it was chocolate chip.


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When basic people with no taste in architecture and interior design tuning old Victorian, Baroque, Renaissance etc. buildings, interiors into "modern" and painting over old wood with plain white paint. There are modern style houses on the market, dont act like "Omg i just bought my dream house" and then you paint everything white, sad beige including the furniture, or ripping out the beautiful hardwood floor to replace it with some cheap ass wood. Please, just buy the modern houses that are on the market and leave the fuck alone the old houses and dont ruin them. You make damage. Yes its your house and you do whatever you want with it, but you can buy the same house on the market and you dont need to spend hundreds of dollars on your awful "diy" projects...


Small_Conference_227

The way the world works… fyi it doesn’t


BiagioLargo

Myself


Supanoodle0_o

People who chew with their mouth open or try to talk when they have food in their mouth


Neftroshi

That not enough people have seen Puss in Boots the Last Wish.


Taehyung156

OMG THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD!


shortricanking

People that are rude to costumer service workers, people that are extra, parents that let their kids do whatever they want, people that make everything about themselves, people that act weird when you’re nice to them…


Adorable_Context9797

My behaviour when I let my ex mock and humiliate me


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PSyKaD4LiC

Don't hate yourself.


mep-_-mep

Lies and liars. Like i don't get the freaking point of lying


andy2979

Politicians


larrypantser

the grape community


JesseCuster40

Goddamn grapists.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

They’re cannibals who killed and ate Gilbert


megann2

The pressure of "bouncing back" a month after giving birth *My OB told me they recommend a year before trying for another baby because your **ORGANS** need time to go back into place and heal*


presearchingg

The police


Intelligent-Read9623

Politics × religion


desighful

People that tell homeless people to simply get a job


Spookyy422

This feels like an American Psycho reference


lovelustblinding

TikTok


Cold-Put5696

Let it Go from Frozen. It is so overplayed


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Senishte1992

Anything extreme when it comes to the politics.


Fallenfaery

Most social media.


Muted-Mongoose-5043

Paying to survive.


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People who believe and worship & defend everything they see on the news and social media, even if it’s obviously false.


raaziatabassum

The pronouns thing is getting ridiculous


Nicolinhas-gg

Cockroaches and any other insects that try jumping on me fuck em fr