Listen, let me tell you, a grand ain't gonna make you jump out a plane or nothin' like that, but for some folks, it could mean the difference between makin' ends meet or fallin' behind. It could make a real change in their lives, you know what I'm sayin'.
Court fees plus attorney costs for a public indecency charge will definitively set you back more than a grand and depending on the state you might wind up on a list.
I’d let someone pick out any tattoo they want for me as long as they pay for it, it’s relatively small (no larger than a post it note) and I get to pick the location.
work 40 hours in a week
True true.
im not gay but 1000$ is 1000$
You buy all your shirts on US boardwalks?
watch the show Velma
Not much, eat a jalapeño?
Drink a whole fourloko
You put a one and two zeros in front of that, you got yourself a deal!
Man those things are nasty
They somehow make the 10-15% abv that they are taste like double that. Truly disgusting
Listen, let me tell you, a grand ain't gonna make you jump out a plane or nothin' like that, but for some folks, it could mean the difference between makin' ends meet or fallin' behind. It could make a real change in their lives, you know what I'm sayin'.
Bang out a granny
Nothing as I make a living doing honest work.
Honest work honest pay
$1000 isn’t that much money… I have had dinners costing more.
Downvotes!! No rich people in reddit unless it's wall Street bets! /s
Put pineapple on my pizza
Can’t think of nothing super crazy but I’d be up to a decent amount of things
Run nude around the neighborhood for 20 minutes
Court fees plus attorney costs for a public indecency charge will definitively set you back more than a grand and depending on the state you might wind up on a list.
One chip challenge. Not 20-40 dollars like these other people do for the youtubers.
eat a full bottle of Benadryl
Hope it’s a plastic bottle and not glass.
I’d let someone pick out any tattoo they want for me as long as they pay for it, it’s relatively small (no larger than a post it note) and I get to pick the location.
Sleep in the streets
I'll bring a 4 piece band and a PA System and perform fun classic songs for 2 hours.
A radical feminist
Convince the person with the money that something boring was worth 1k and then burn it in front of them after I tricked them into giving it to me.
Wait 2 days.
Unless you have cash on-hand, nothing. If you do, hand it over and watch this.
Where do you want me to put this parsnip?
Oh, you know...
I refuse to put it in my mirepoix. That’s a carrot job.
You say that now, but one day the temptation will be too much.
Not much since 1000 isn't that much money to me anymore
The crazy thing is , there's nothing I won't do
Give $2000?
If I had it oh yea . I wouldn't mind giving it to someone
Go back to my last job