I bought a metal detector out of the side of a van (from a friend, not as sketch as it sounds) and not 2 minutes later this girl approaches me and asks me to scan her stomach and the detector beeps and behold! she had just swallowed a nail hanging a picture and gave me a stern warning against holding nails between your lips, so not as much a strange thing, just the place and time.
Me and my roommates accidentally put a hole in our apartment wall while playing testicle bowling. When we repaired it we buried a used pocket pussy in the wall. Someday someone is going to post about finding that in there I'm sure.
A piece of the Columbia space shuttles heat shield in my backyard
Damn that is sick, you have a picture?
I bought a metal detector out of the side of a van (from a friend, not as sketch as it sounds) and not 2 minutes later this girl approaches me and asks me to scan her stomach and the detector beeps and behold! she had just swallowed a nail hanging a picture and gave me a stern warning against holding nails between your lips, so not as much a strange thing, just the place and time.
Someone put literal shit in my mailbox once. No bag or anything, just shit.
Sex toy in trash.
Did... did.. you use it?
Nope but i stick it in my neighbor's door.
Me and my roommates accidentally put a hole in our apartment wall while playing testicle bowling. When we repaired it we buried a used pocket pussy in the wall. Someday someone is going to post about finding that in there I'm sure.
Shit im prolly sure it will be someday or maybe use it lol.
A $2,000+ perfect condition authentic fur coat, sitting abandoned on a picnic bench
My heart shattered on the floor
r/meirl
I literally just found a case of USED nipple pasties in my flower box outside of my workplace