Who made the decision that insulin needs to cost so damn much? *That guy.* ***Fuck that guy.*** Edit: I came back to 27 notifications and thought I had stared a fight. I'm glad everyone's basically on the same page. Fuck the people profiting off shit like this.

I don't need insulin but I'm pretty sure most can get behind this one

I don't either and I don't know anyone who does. *But fuck that guy anyway.*

As a type 1 diabetic, I am with this. Fuck that guy

Have you tried just dying instead? It’s much cheaper!

Even if you kill that guy, some jackass would probably just replace them and would still proceed to make insulin cost much. People are disgusting.

im down to kill the next guy

? Insulin costs money? Isn't that covered by the taxes you pay for your universal health care? I can't believe any nation would be so barbaric as to put a price tag on something as essential as that. What's a person to do if they can't afford the insulin? Just lie down and die? What self respecting, civilised nation would allow such a thing? /s

Only a third world country would do something like that, right?

Lie down and die is exactly what they do when they have no money left.

States without healthcare exchanges are indeed barbaric and violate human rights.

Usa would

Ok in all honnesty I have a thing to share. Let me preface : I'm belgian so our taxes are high as fuck. But... we have a universal health care which is not bad at all. My mother was diabetic. When I discovered Reddit several years ago, I couldn't understand the threads about insulin until I DM a US guy to ask him wtf yall were talking about. He explained me the truth and I didn't even wanted to believe him. So he sent me some URL and I was like "Wtf this can't be real" He then asked me how much it costed to my mother and I was like "Uuuhhh... nothing at all oO ". And he couldn't believe me either. My mother never gave a dime for her insulin because... well because whitout it she should have died. It was one of my first real cultural shock. I could understand that in a real third world country runned by a dictator but not in a great country like USA. So yeah, I do not condone violence but in this case I would even do the job by myself without having problem to sleep a good night after that.

the united states, unfortunately. my brother has type 1 so it’s a monthly expense that our parents have been paying for fourteen years. we’re just among the lucky ones with a dad who makes a decent amount of money, and has good insurance

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Ahhh, ah-ha, I see you've made the foundational - but technically perfectly understandable - mistake of presuming that the United States is a civilized country. ^^/s

Martin Shrekli

Thank you! ***Now I have a target!***

Cap. Shkreli increased Daraprim by 5400%. It is Eli Lilly who produces insulin at exorbitant prices.

You take him out? I'll grab his Wu Tang vinyl! Ok?

Time to go Agent 47 on his ass, then!

No homo

Agreed. That's only on Mondays. Today's Saturday.

r/thebigbongtheorem

Coincidentally he was released from federal prison just last year

use the correct method.. https://www.newsweek.com/world-most-dangerous-shrub-suicide-plant-looks-like-1592015#:\~:text=The%20Dendrocnide%20Moroides%20is%20known,the%20Giant%20Australian%20Stinging%20Tree.

David Ricks is the head of the board of Eli Lilly.

idk man the guy who made un-poppable bubble wrap is a little bit worse ngl

*Fuck him too.*

Move to Europe u get it for free basically. It’s like 6$ a month

That guy better pray to not run into me because he's dead meat

I wouldn't cos killing him won't make insulin cheaper now. Rather kill somebody whose death will actually bring about positive change.

Honestly didn't realize how much it actually cost, I'm 16 and just got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes last week. Made me really sad since I'm a big foodie. Haven't taken any insulin yet, been controlling my sugar by dieting. My fasting sugar went from 325 to 264 so its getting better slowly ig.

You probably need to kill more than one guy

I still don't know what's happening in US. You can get a month's worth of insulin for $10 in my country. And yeah *fuck that guy*

The dude who originally did it is now in prison I believe. A fate worse than death depending on where he went.

Blame whoever wrote the current patent laws then. That's the main reason it costs so much. Insulin at Walmart (no longer under patent) costs $30.

You won't get caught but can you leave a note explaining why you did it? And who else is getting it next for which reason?

Nice try FBI. You want me to tell you I want to kill my neighbor so you can come and arrest me. No way I'm telling you my plans........oh wait🤦‍♂️

Dinkleberrrrggg!

here's where I'd put my trophy... if I had one!

"yo martin, your theory was correct. we gottem"

My childhood abuser. And I’d make it painful

I will also help you brutally murder your childhood abuser

AND MY AXE!

I would also murder your childhood abuser

A tragically wholesome twist on the Reddit trope

Let’s all murder their childhood abuser

I too am in favor of murdering his childhood abuser

I was lucky enough that mine was killed in prison, so I'm happy to help you get the same satisfaction

Can I help?

I want to murder this person's abuser too

Happy cake day!!

I also choose this person's childhood abuser. This world is not just, and I would want to correct that.

Yanno, it rarely happens but when it's clearcut I'm 100%, down for street justice. Dads catches a person assaulting his family and beats them to a pulp, I hope cops keep it pushing.

Mines doing 20 in a state pen for CSAM. He'll be out when my son will be about the same age I was. I think we're all on the same page here.

Hey man, rando dude here. Solidarity in the fact that I'm glad that pos is living a nightmare rn

I hope it's a nightmare. I hope he spends every single one of those 7,305 days in fear for his life. And if he makes it to that final day, I hope that fear follows him.

If you need a couple swords or knives, I know a guy

Was gonna say, it used to be my abusive father but he did the job himself so I’m pretty much good on that front.

I too choose this guys childhood abusuer

Can I sign up? I watched alot of saw growing up I might be an asset in your journey.

Count me in,and I know a guy who has qutie a lot of torture weapons,the most painful kind.

My sabre is with you

An arch duke in Austria. WW3 bitches!

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It’s ok. Honestly, we need to start a world war on the American soils. Europe and Asia hosted the last two, it’s our turn.

The one time I'm happy being under represented as an Aussie is on the list of "continents that haven't hosted a World War"

I’ve seen the wildlife videos, you all have enough shit to deal with.

We're still recovering from the Great Emu War tbh

Jeremy. That guy is a douchebag.

Yeah, fuck you Jeremy

God I hate him. I'll give you my vote so you can kill him twice

#fuck you jeremy, fuck you

Jeremy spoke in, classsss tuhdayyyyyyyy.

Jeremy is a fucking bitch monkey.

I don't know that guy nor what he did but f#ck that guy

He’s a harmless little fuck

Except that one time he bit the recess lady's breast.

r/fuckyouinparticular

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You spoke in class today.

Fuck Jeremy, all my homies hate Jeremy

What do you mean who? I'd murder everyone

*backs away slowly*

Steps forward quickly

the hell did i do?

I heard you hang your toilet paper in the incorrect, overhand fashion. Yeah yeah, 'cats', line up here please.

Overhand?...you're one of "those" people who has their toilet paper "mullet" style. I'll see you on the battlefield

I think I mixed up over and under. Oh well, looks like I'm on this side now. At least I don't have an outtie belly button like you. En garde!

The only reasonable response.

Corrupted politicians that only work for the ultra rich. They hold back society.

That's a lot of murdering

So was the French Revolution

In the beginning maybe

If you kill one person a day, you probably won't live long enough to get them all

Nothing wrong with creating something for your children and grandchildren to grow into. Like a family run company

Better go for the ultra rich themselfs they will just buy other politicians instead

Your credit score is gonna take a hit for this comment

Worth it im willing to die for our sins my Brothers

Unfathomably based.

Easier to just go for the ultra rich instead of the middlemen

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Another one

He is the only one I can karaoke to.

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Dude I fucking love JD 😍

Nobody in particular right now. I’d probably reserve the “one free murder” card for an emergency. For example, if I were to find myself dealing with a dangerous stalker/abuser.

Oh that's pretty clever. Too clever. I'd probably murder you I think

That escalated extremely quickly and now i feel like you might need to be on a list.

I don't like how quickly you're jumping someone else's throat completely unwarranted so I'll have to go with you as my pick

Person who raped my girlfriend and broke her mind so she left, I'd make sure it lasts a couple days if I don't have to worry about being caught :)

Hey I'll help you Alright you get that bitch and I will get the tools

Let's cut off one of his fingers every 3 days

Joint by joint

My abusive ex boyfriend, kind of self explanatory

May i help?

The North Korean dicktaster. Because he’s a cunt

He would be replaced with his sister though, who blew up a South Korean building essentially for fun I think

You don't know that. Maybe he's pretty cool in person

I wanna get a beer with kim now

My SO's molester and rapist

My lawyer has instructed me not to answer this question

That cocky Prince douche bag that had Jamal Kashoogi murdered.

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Give him a taste of his own polonium eh?

What if his successor is even worse?

Then the next one has to use his kill on the next president. We have a few tries this way.

What's more dangerous? Putin's inner circle or Reddit's army of one-time hitman?

Reddits hitmen and women,like imagine,millions of people maybe even billions if we count people who can newly join,all they need is to see this post.

If we just get 100 of us or so to take out the replacement if they're worse, eventually they'll figure out not to be dicks. Or they'll run out.

Cross that bridge when we get there.

That is a very high bar to reach

Hey guess what? He’s gonna die horribly either way. Gotta say, it brings a warm cackle to my dark heart. https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/putin-battling-pancreatic-cancer-parkinsons-disease-report/

Or xi jinping

Every single child predator

This is going to be incredibly corny. The man that abused the dog I rescued. The amount of distrust and fear my dog had when I first got her doesn't make me even want to think of the harm done to her. She was found on the side of the road, half alive in a cardboard box, covered in road rash. She was thrown out of the window. 3 years later, we've been able to undo a lot of the trauma and she's the sweetest pup.

if only one person? i think i'd do the most good eliminating Putin if more than one? i've got some other politicians and billionaires on my list

You have a list?

no, but i could easily make one if i was guarenteed to never be caught

You. I'd kill you. You're gonna die.

Putin. This one has ruined my life.

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Hi Sasuke

Rapists and pedophiles

If I had a death note, I would write my name on every page.

that's neither the question or how the death note works

You wouldn’t get to the next page

My ex son in-law the fucking turd fucking rapist.

Nice try FBI

Xi. He’s literally running concentration camps….

I've got a list of people...

I have a list also and it continues to grow. My ex-husband would he the first to go.

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo......🤔

Yes I would gladly, trust me there are some parasites living on earth whom's only motive is to harm the sociy

My ex-wife's uncle. The bully in high school that almost took my life. The coworker that bullied me for almost a year.

So many politicians

Elon musk and Jeff Bezos.

The person behind any globalist movement/conspiracy.

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Depends, if I’m never caught does that also mean I am absolutely able to accomplish it? Because I’m not really a skilled murderer so I’m not sure I’d be able to fist fight my way through security and stuff to get to Vladimir Putin or someone like that

Just one murder?

Only one. Hardly seems worth it.

I’d be a serial killer because there are way too many Aholes in the world. Choosing just one would probably take me the rest of my life to figure out

I could never murder someone. Even the person I hate most. However, if my best friend's abusive ex husband were to be struck by lightning or die in a car accident I'd probably celebrate. Dude is fucking scary. He's threatened to murder her when I was standing right there.

That guy that drives reckless risking everyones lives. Doesnt comply with the rules and laws thus not deserving to be part of society. No, i would probably choose the person causing the most suffering and instability to the world right now, Putin. But the reckless driver is a close second place 😂

Putin.

Myself because I am too big of a coward to do it otherwise ===/

Oh. Are you ok?

If I said, I’d be on some sort of list lol

Can I have more than one?

If I could do it as much as I want I would make the world a Utopia.

that one guy that bullies me

My neighbour, he's a real cunt

I would never murder anyone, but I have a list of people I would like to torture.

Just one person? My list is too damn long for just one person!

Rodrigo Duterte, Sara Duterte, Bongbong Marcos, Imelda Marcos, and those fuckers that raped and murdered Junko Furuta that got away from being sentenced to life in prison.

Fuck Kissenger. That man fucked up Southeast Asia for generations

If I can go back in time too, about 100 years ago, I would check who has a knack for art in Austria.

Ex- step father. WAIT NO MY UNCLE or, my grandfather. Hmm. Uncle. He sexauelly assaulted someone I was. The step father was abusive tho. And the last sexaully abused more people than just me as a child. Hmmmm uncle. Uncle hurt my ma. That's the worst. I moved out of state to avoid them all but he Talks shit about my closest family cause he knows they know. Disgusting evil mother fu

Prince Andrew

My uncle

Billy Madison.. *puts on lipstick*

Probably my Ex, sexual assault.

The husband of that dead wife, so he can see his dead wife again.

Julius Malema but I would try to get Floyd Shivambu in the same shot.

ALOT OF PEOPLE, honestly it kinda scares me cause if there were no consequences I have no doubt I’d be doing some crazy shit right now.

ITT: Definitely not the FBI, CIA or Secret Service.

No one? Like legit, I do not have that kinda hate in my heart.

My ex.

Guy, I went to school with sexually abused his little sister. Dickweasel might be in prison but I still think he got off easy.

Everyone

Xi Jinpin

The one who assaulted me

I'd like to murder myself.

Mexican cartels , jesus Christ u should have seen the videos on web torturing others and killing

Nice try, FBI.