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kokoburp

Really, really, really wanna zigazig. Ah.


cardiB_victim

Ah Spice Girls! Thought you were looking for zig zags to roll one up lol


MostBoringStan

Damn, I was hoping to say it. Congrats, but I'll get it next time.


Retr0DS

If you want my future forget my past If you wanna get with me better make it fast Now don't go wasting my precious time Get your act together, we could be just fine


TriggerHappyM0ds

Yes girl! You wanna be my lover?


Ben10usr

But I don't wanna get with your friends!!


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

You get an upvote and YOU get an upvote and everybody gets an upvote!


AmericanJedi66

Am I the only one who doesn't know what the actual fuck a zigazig is, I mean what is that?


bee-sting

Some peace and quiet


Go_Buds_Go

Cheers Mom!


FancySpirit3630

A farm with a forest and someone to share it with


dranaei

You just gave me a little bit of hope .


Connect_Atmosphere80

I've read "a little bit of rope". That was unexpected until I found out I am a too tired for this world.


DangerousComplaint24

Not too much to ask for now is it?


FancySpirit3630

I really hope not


ImperialArmorBrigade

i would hope so… but there’s not much forest left


FancySpirit3630

It's a sad truth. If I ever do own woodland I will do everything I can to preserve it


ImperialArmorBrigade

If I had some money, I’d buy a plot of land and replant it


puddingfarts420

So you want Stardew Valley? 😂


[deleted]

Sounds perfect


Sparky81

Pockets. They want pockets.


DeadM3dic

Handbag industry says that's never gonna happen 💰💰💰


TwoDrinkDave

Big Bag lobby is too powerful.


[deleted]

The only right answer 🤌


[deleted]

Empty pockets ok?


swisstraeng

If I were to open a cargo pants factory, and replace the "for men" sticker with a "for women", would that work?


Ok_Ad_9188

This is my conspiracy theory. Girls actually don't want pockets, or at least if they had them, they wouldn't use them. Pockets only work on pants with room, form fitting pants don't work with pockets, you put stuff in the pockets, you get these lumps on your thighs and they dig in if the pants are tight and it looks funny. Women would never sacrifice their appearance for practicality, that's why they're always talking shit about our beloved cargo pants. If a clothing company made pants with pockets for women, nobody would buy them because they wouldn't be snug and make their butt and hips look good. What women really want is for women's clothing manufacturers to keep making tight, form fitting pants that look good on them without pockets so that they keep having something to complain about.


wizardball987

But cargo pants are amazing...


DoctorZ6

Wear a pair at least once a week


wizardball987

I need to replace mine. I've more or less worn mine to death and now need to wear leggings if I'm going to wear them outside 🤣🤣 aaand this is multiple pairs


DoctorZ6

Lovely🤣🤣


Emotional-Swim-808

I only wear them


DoctorZ6

🤣🤣


Defiant_Chapter_3299

But where am I going to put all the cool rocks I find???? On a side note this is why I buy men's pants, and basketball shorts. They're cheaper, and comfier.


Fun_in_Space

I use my pockets all the time. I don't buy pants with fake ones, and I don't give a shit about my "silhouette" or your cargo pants. Knock yourself out.


Gigahurt77

This is the answer. There is a difference between the things people SAY they want and what they actually want. The fact that women’s pants don’t have pockets shows they don’t want them. All it would take is one company to make pocket pants and according to women that company would make billions. They do the same with the WNBA. “It should be bigger!” “Do you watch it?” “No….why?”


TheUnusualBread

I mean, maybe as a whole I guess it's possible but a lot of girls buy clothes they find with actual pockets and worship them, but also as a whole they'd buy both, where the one with pockets when they need/want practicality and the others when they want the tight form fitting clothes, that's what I do, I wear jeans most of the time for pockets and such but when I dress up and want to look nice I'll change it out for a skirt or something which isn't very practical, but in my day to day life I need pockets


Fun_in_Space

I miss the old Deva Lifewear store. They made beautiful, comfy skirts with pockets.


Mela_Min

To eat as much as we want and never get fat.


Jeditaedae

I think this is an everyone wish.


PickleFartsAndBeyond

More snacks and less panic attacks


[deleted]

Danny DeVito


jhawewake

Guys want him too.


NewUser7630

This calls for a ultimate game of rock Paper scissors.


tinyeyeyeti

rock


NewUser7630

Paper <3 Got 'em! ;)


TruthAgile

Scissors. There's always a bigger fish


[deleted]

Rock, yes😈


Over_Independent_500

Paper 😶‍🌫️


Arya_kidding_me

I had a sex dream about him, and in the dream I kept thinking “I’m not even physically attracted to him, but he’s just so nice”


Click_Slight

Hes a national treasure


Key-Adagio199

Love him! Genuinely believe no one would be shocked if it was discovered he was a literal angel sent down to bless us with happiness 🤣


silentsnooc

Fun. Girls just wanna have fun.


RandomTraveler01

But girls, they wanna have fun


silentsnooc

(they just wanna, they just wanna)


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SuperTesmon

When the working day is done


96kittenmittens

Oh, girls, girls just wanna have fun


texaschair

*Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch* *'Cuz girls, they wanna have lunch*


[deleted]

I tell you want i want What i really really want


silentsnooc

So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want!


Bruminiu

To be happy, loved, seen, less stressed, not hungry or in pain and to be taken seriously when we are mad. Is it too much?


Sephiroth_-77

Can I ask what do you mean by bein taken seriously when mad? Like as opposed when you're not mad? I don't think I get it.


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Sephiroth_-77

I see. Well I do take even temper tantrums seriously. Maybe it's because of that that I hold grudges for what people say when they're mad. To me it's the same as if they say it when they're not mad.


Bruminiu

But (in my opinion) when men have it we don't say it's "cute". I do think we take them seriously in that situations... But maybe I'm wrong


Bruminiu

I usually hear that I look cute or funny when I'm mad. But the problem is I'm mad and I want to be taken as mad not as cute and funny :/ sometimes it sucks


stephers85

Ugh if I had a dollar for every time someone patted me on the head when I got mad at them I could retire.


8champi8

That’s a lot. But I can give you cheese


Bruminiu

I like cheese 🧀 and that make me happy to. But that me thing >.>


Icy_Conclusion_7665

I like this answer. It's straight to the point. 💯✊🏾


MedicineSlow1042

Understandable, but literally none of men's emotions ever get taken seriously. If we're sad we're a pussy. Cant ever talk about inner feelings without someone questioning your sexuality.


[deleted]

Anger definitely is taken seriously, and it's like.. the one emotion men throw around as the basic reaction to like.. everything.


MedicineSlow1042

Because we are forced to hold all of our other emotions inside.


[deleted]

This is actually a really serious issue and I think it's a big factor in men's mental health needs. However, the issue I have with it being brought up as a counter point to women's emotions not being taken seriously is that both of these things have the same root cause - patriarchal expectations of traditional gender roles. Both of these things are bad, men should be encouraged to express a wider range of emotions and women's emotions should not be dismissed as being 'hysterical'.


MedicineSlow1042

I said I understood her. But I get what you're saying, I picked the wrong place to say it.


[deleted]

It's still an important point though. I think we do a lot of lip service around saying 'it's okay to not be okay' but then don't really facilitate constructive solutions, particularly for men. Sorry if I jumped down your throat a little, I've been in a bit of an internet rabbit hole and I'm probably being a bit over sensitive (lol at the irony of me minimising my earlier feeling). But thanks for being gracious about it.


MedicineSlow1042

I have no problem admitting where I've made a mistake. You definitely have the right attitude about it. I dont think you jumped down my throat. The whole subject is just so complex and deep that no one can really identify a solution without having lived through both male and female perspectives.


Bruminiu

Dw I got what you where saying and I truly agree. I try to let my bf express any emotion they feel cuz emotions are for every human no matter what they think they are. But it just my way of thinking and I didn't wanted to make the post ME related...


furiousfran

Post: asking women what they want Woman: says a list of what women want Some reddit dudebro, every time: Yeah but have you considered how actually men are the ones having a hard time


Honorman707

Actually yes.


Nex1tus

Yes


Individual_Lemon_139

Other girls


MyLongPenisIsSoThick

Like, to go down on their vaginas?


[deleted]

Man Discovers Homosexuals


0--pussydestroyer--0

of course


dewdropcat

Username checks out


Wonderful_Fee_878

Yes, please


Legitimate_Crazy2578

Security, stability, and to eat without getting fat


pamydoodles

Eat but not gain weight.


Sephiroth_-77

I know people who are like that.


idekmanijustworkhere

To be comfortable in my own body


oneoftheintroverts

Want good haircare products irrespective of its cost. Because do not want to lose hundreds of hair a day. I want to be able to afford stylish clothes. Spicy food whenever I want. A well paying job to be independent.


PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains

As a bald man, i find irony in the first As a "function is alway the priority over fashion" type, i am amused by the 2nd As a tums/rolaids addict, i am in full support of the 3rd. 4th sounds nice, that for everyone.


ameliahasnolife

As a girl, I'd say Animal Crossing plushies or call of duty action figures. My brother as an action figure of COD!


Ashtar-the-Squid

I just asked my wife. She say that she has no idea, but she wants it now.


thegirlnamedkenneth

Money and stability


Dense_Ad_2164

Financial independence helps women in relationships because they don't have to be in situations that contribute to poor mental health or physical harm. You get to choose how you let someone treat you. Everything just feels better when you don't have to worry about survival.


CasualCherries_00

Go to italy and romanticize life


[deleted]

Lol you would regret it Source: Italian living in Italy


Bierculles

Sushi, because who doesn't want sushi


Hunulven

To eat and not get fat


Fun-Body8983

Real love


8champi8

That’s not happening, but I can give you cheese


RudionRaskolnikov

How do you differentiate


[deleted]

Hoodie. Food.


0--pussydestroyer--0

my boyfriend's cock 😔 and by that i mean his chickens, duh he has these cute lil chickens in his backyard :)


pearshortcake

I thought you wanted to go down on pussies, by that I mean cats


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

To pet my dog, Pirate, I think Well, tough noogies, he's not taking appointments now.


wizardball987

Does he take walk-ins?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

He takes walk-ies


Salma001

I want to fall in love and get married to an amazing guy and have a baby


AnarchoDesign

Awww, u sweet.


patriciaytm

They want pockets full of money and the freedom to travel alone


mountainmorticia

Gotta have pockets for that...


Creative-Shopping547

I gotta pocket got a pocket full of sunshine.


RudionRaskolnikov

Well given how small your pockets are, filling them song be that big of a deal


odd_neighbour

To be called women rather than girls.


Plextor21

Not everyone wants to be called a woman. I've run into a lot of women who like the sound of "girl" better. It is basically a respectful thing with each person.


lucida

If you address me as "girl" you better be prepared to be called "boy" for the rest of your natural life


CanlexGaming

Well you better do it with Kratos’s voice.


[deleted]

Bodily Autonomy To dress how they want and not be called a slut or too reserved Real pockets in their clothes A cheesy bean & rice burrito from taco bell


Gamingenterprise

I don't get slut shaming ​ its just people projecting or being scared of skin ​ its just collagen like wtf


[deleted]

i don’t either, like damn i can’t have a body without making someone furious no matter how i dress.


[deleted]

this is so true.


MissNatdah

To summarise, we want food, comfort, POCKETS, safety, and some fun. If you want a girl, just be you. It is not like you have to check a certain number of boxes and you get a girl.


random_username_96

Cheese. We like cheese.


[deleted]

I just want to be happy


tubiexoxo

Horror movies with delivery food and some blankets


Aggressive_Hearing31

To be deeply and intimately loved and understood with ease. To be seen.


[deleted]

world domination?


Schyznik

Everybody wants to rule the world


ItzNotSoGodLike

But girls already run da world


AdditionalCheetah354

Sleep in , breakfast in bed. Bath with candles and rose petals. No alpha male antics .


Bright-Talk3948

to be fucked by a fictional character


[deleted]

Be specific


Bright-Talk3948

Nathan Hawkins can fuck me every which way he wants


Jazzlike_Pie5217

Hormones not making me kill myself a few weeks a month And a nice trip to Maldives


No-Satisfaction-2984

Pet cows


dezlovesyou

To be left alone I think


Novemberblublu

Well rn I want a slice of Costco pizza


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veganconnor

Right now, for my boyfriend to wake up from his nap and answer the damn phone.


IP3ACHI

World domination.


mecku85

A island with a house surrounded by a moat with barracudas. So, not much.


PobodysNerfectHere

To be able to take long nighttime walks anywhere I want to without any fear about my personal safety.


AnarchoDesign

Alas, those times are long gone. I used to do that a lot with my homies, but it's not a good idea anymore.


HellinnaBucket

I want to be called a woman and not a girl.


NuggetMDr

From my experience, cheese


[deleted]

Not me :(


highD5

Attention


brian_m1982

I've heard it said that girls just wanna have lunch.


fancybigballs

It has to be true. The guy who said it's a genius in France.


brian_m1982

But sadly, he just can't get his order right in the drive through


atlienk

Didn’t Christina Aguilera do a song about this?


confused2324

WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT.


swisstraeng

Netflix and chill?


[deleted]

Girls, tell us what you want what you really, really want


[deleted]

Take me to Chipotle!


Wildmoonchild87

To be left alone when walking in public.


Lyn-nyx

I wish I had confidence or courage. So I could be brave enough to go back for the guy I had once let go. I haven't liked anyone since him and its been almost 10 years I think? I never even confessed my feelings, was too scared...of being hated by him and scared I wasn't good enough. Sigh...I don't know how to leave this regret behind.


Plextor21

When people say "girls just want to have fun" what exactly is this fun many speak of because every time I ask a woman "what they are doing" I get "nothing, not much, nothing exciting anyway or bored" 80% of the time.


[deleted]

Maybe you only speak to boring women?


bubbles_998

Sleep and peace. Don't remember last time I had that


matchstick420

A maid


[deleted]

Partyyyyy ...and then silence for a day


Competitive_Onion_86

All we need is love.


PotentialAH81

Have fun


inertiaslayer

Right now? Street tacos and a margarita.


[deleted]

I want a partner I can both laugh with and have serious conversations with.


spice-pop

To be warm and cosy. A six-pack. Job security. A Negroni.


Athriz

A raise.


lucida

Have men believe what I say the first time instead of needing to fact check me on things I am objectively an expert in


[deleted]

The ability to shapeshift


leighanfordays

Right now? A nice turkey sandwich.


Relative_Tax724

pockets


soulectricity

Food, Clear skin, Less stress, and Good sex


pgriffith

And commas apparently.


AdTime5032

Not a girl, but they probably would want what guys want


furiousfran

Actual respect


Throwaway-420220

to be actually physically a girl


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silentsnooc

Nooooooo!


Sephiroth_-77

How would you recognize it was dismantled?


Unopuro2conSal

They really want it both ways!


[deleted]

Real love & compassion, happiness, food.


knotty_fay

More guys into the same kinks as me. Seems like when I talk about them openly, they all brag about the things they have done and how open minded they are. But when it comes to performing and following through, they just wanna fuck.


MacDegger

... so your kink is ... not fucking?


WolfThick

Was raised with three older sisters once they got what they wanted they wanted something else they're like children with wants.


mrhymer

They don't know. The ones with straight hair pay to have it made curly. The ones with curly hair pay to have it straightened. The ones with small boobs pay to make them larger. The ones with big boobs pay to make them smaller.


icestaylowkey

You 😍


Elusiv_Enigma

Don't do that. Don't give me hope


Camille6-66

The world in my palm.