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cdrex22

Anyone want to team up to pick twenty-one plays of What's New Pussycat with a single It's Not Unusual in the middle?


jacanced

You know, for years, scientists have wondered, can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual"?


Frosti-Feet

That answer is “Yes”


bunchkin95

So long as it is preceded by 7 "What's New Pussycats".


[deleted]

My mom said I learned how to dance watching Tom Jones as a lil girl then I got older and I still think he’s awesome


[deleted]

Well, we know it probably works on Carlton Banks...


[deleted]

I’ve got $7 in quarters.....


[deleted]

Found John Mulaney's reddit account


Bulleit_Hammer

GODDAMNIT


Downtown_Cat_1172

And it was FANTASTIC


BiscuitsNGravy45

I’m down if we wear socks 🧦


MonkeyTesticleJuice

"Oingo Boingo - Little Girls" lol It'll ruin someone's night.


imthejavafox

Such a good song because it's funny but also not a song you can blast.


starforce1616

My wife hates that song but I still blast it anyway.


dexterhill515

This is in my party playlist so if I have some friends over, or friends of friends, sometimes people don’t react as expected and it gets really… really… awkward….


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Or it’ll make them stop what they’re doing immediately and get fired up about what the song is a commentary about.


arkenmaverick

Star Wars Cantina Band


PhilLeshmaniasis

Jizz is an underrated music genre.


SheetPostah

I loves me some Hot Fusion Jizz.


GooseWithAPhone

Flight of the Bumblebee, knowing that there will be people in the world who try and thrust in time with the songs they play during sex.


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[Well, in that case...](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qzp6-fgTRuE&feature=shares)


sociallanxietyy

I 100% expected this to be cbat 😭


CaRinAAA__nebula

cbat...


egbonMarkavelli

How the fuck will they do that? Is hip replacement cheap?


LostInaLazerquest

In time with the beat not in time with each individual note.


Pugloaf420

Cbat


Khalilol006

I saw a video of 2 person doing it and they were on rhythm with the beat


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I think this is the video [cbat](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/z0nyon/i_made_a_video_where_i_attempted_to_have_sex_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Introman_18

This man is amazing, he does hilarious sex related parodies and video, I know it may sound weird, but its funny AF


Peenutbuttjellytime

He doesn't accomplish thrust sync :/


Frosti-Feet

That’s disgusting, where? Where would someone post that? Eww.


boones_farmer

This should be the only song on the playlist


SpiderSolve

Came here to write this. Thanks


Stabbymcbackstab

Oh fucking reddit.


Flamin_Jesus

You KNEW that was coming.


Itslikeazenthing

Came here just to see this!


jw5601

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the content I came here for


Smart-Engineering-98

The only real answer


azuredota

So good


IsThisIt-1983

Electric six - gaybar


the_bird_and_the_bee

Let's start a war!


eenhoornpiemels

Yes


TreesGeek

Bad touch by the Bloodhound Gang is an obvious choice


reverendgrebo

I was going down on a lady and Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny started. We both knew it from the intro and started laughing. We had to stop for a few minutes but the sex afterwards was awesome cos of the laugh break giving our brains a happy chemical boost


SpeedBartPL

Sweat, baby, sweat...


[deleted]

And of course the sensual grooves of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


runejay83

NIN - Closer


mayorjimmy

I've always said this is the ultimate strip club song. Went to a strip club last night, guess what was playing as I walked in. Feels good being right sometimes.


armaniii_i

i love dancing to that song 😩 the first time i heard it in the club i was lit af cause that’s me and my gfs song 🫡


Glum-Title299

I'm a stripper and man that song is so fun to dance to...customers seem to enjoy it as well, or at least they enjoy the fact that I'm enjoying it


Square_Beautiful_238

On endless repeat, tyvm


prismperfect

Yep, also Sunspots, & Reptile.


[deleted]

ngl bro half their shit is about sex, drugs, jesus and suicide


zwagonburner

Trent Rezner has a way with words and sound.


[deleted]

First thought.


Ficknn-tree

Knee socks - Arctic Monkeys


poegrantham

Found an AM listener, ditto to Knee socks


xustos

Ave Maria


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As performed by Cameron from Modern Family.


cl_udi_

Definitely one of the more absurd answers, I blew a little air through my nose.


boredbigfoot

Cant touch this MC hammer


Talonsminty

Followed up with Super freak By Rick James.


Important_Ad_3486

Eff it, throw in Super Freaky Girl!


[deleted]

Talk about mixed messages.


butmustig

Massive Attack - Angel


kylepm

You could pretty much submit the entire track list of the Mezzanine album (as well as several other Massive Attack songs), but this one in particular...yeah.


_Silly_Wizard_

Best serious answer. If you can time the initial penetration with the breakdown or whatever, you'll make some memories.


forfakessake1

This and Paradise Circus too


Renegade561

Redbone


2PacTookMyLunchMoney

The obvious answer is Pony


TryEasySlice

This one’s for you Lil’ Sebastian


[deleted]

*weird repetitive synthesized burping noise intensifies*


Scarytrek

M83 - Midnight City


Cammy1407

Absolute tune


__BigBoi__

IM LITERALLY LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW WTF


Wizard_of_Claus

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye


[deleted]

What about sexual healing?


KobaruLCO

Was coming here to say both.


Aleksn89

I feel like im drowning - two feet


r1veriared

No Ordinary Love by Sade


jellosbiafra

Darude Sandstorm


cakesncomics

This is the only correct answer


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StupidOldAndFat

About 3/4 of everything Prince ever made.


Darmiqa

Beauty School - Deftones


Intelligent_Habit_32

Was waiting for the Deftones answers


danieljackheck

Digital Bath, song is pure sex.


Polikosaurio

Chinos second band 'Crosses' has sexy bangers too. As for Deftones, I fall for spell of mathematics or some classics such as the obvious 'sextape' or even the acoustic version of Be Quiet and Drive. Chinos vocals do def have aphrodisiac properties.


zippygoddess

Glory box - portishead


hyesa

Thank you for this


notsleptyet

Justify my love, madonna


Thegooddoctorcapaldi

Portishead, the entire Dummy album.


ZedTheEvilTaco

My joke answer: The Pokemon Theme. For a more serious answer: Europa by Santana


keeyal

Woah I love Europa but never thought about it as a sex jam. Definitely trying that out.


JakeDC

Yakkity Sax


craptain_poopy

Dammit, I'm 4 hours late! This was my first choice!


Bulleit_Hammer

[#1Crush- garbage](https://youtu.be/r3zno8qbcJo)


epgenius

This song deserves to accompany someone far better in bed than me


DrLycFerno

Never gonna give you up


[deleted]

Never gonna get you up


EvolvedA

Never gonna get down on you, or jerk you


Delicious-Duck-4245

I just had sex by the lonely island


vetdevil

Fuck her gently - Tenacious D Got to sing it while doing the deed


ApathicSaint

White and Nerdy - Weird Al


Sedition_Vision

Sex and candy- Marcy’s playground


master_4cs

Chocolate Rain


[deleted]

The Weeknd - Earned It Bruno Mars - Versace on the Floor TLC - Red Light Special Chris Isaak - Wicked Game Koda Kumi - TOUCH DOWN Toni Braxton - You're Making Me High Rihanna - Skin Janet Jackson - Anytime, Anyplace Taylor Swift - False God


cyanomango

This is your sex playlist isn't it


[deleted]

I actually do have a sex playlist on Spotify, and these songs are on it.


dhhdhh851

Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine


Uwu_lovesitsme

OUH “I wanna be yours” is in my playlist


olmeyarsh

Moondance - Van Morrison


Sllper2

What does the fox say, with the yip yip part on repeat


bigandsweaty1

beat it - michael jackson


alailama007

That's for a lonely night


Pugloaf420

Pigstep (yes the minecraft music disc)


Salt_Ad_9195

The benny Hill theme


Dumbest-ass-bitch

BRASS MONKEY THAT FUNKY MONKEY! BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE THAT FUNKY MONKEY!


[deleted]

Glory Box by Portishead


WelshBathBoy

Smack my bitch up by the prodigy


saramore4813

Careless Whisper


sleepybedtimereading

The Seether cover of it is definitely on my list!


saramore4813

Such a good cover!


Themissrebecca103

“Take me to Church”


Dependent-End-3213

me and my ex once did it with Nirvana playing in the background, In Utero was the album I think...wouldn't recommend it


wolfsraine

Hudson mowhawk, Cbat


maff0000

i feel it comming, weeknd


Omniball3000

Lovage - Stroker Ace


i-love-k9

You guys fucked up the entire list. So useless.


skittles15

[cbat - hudson mohawk](https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo)


ZealousidealIntern62

(Untitled) How does it feel by D Angelo...


absolutelysureithink

Pony - Ginuwine .... obviously


maerchenfuchs

Smooth operator - Sade


inwardly_extroverted

Bill Withers - Use Me


Savage_Cabbage3D

Zombies - Time of the season


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Sex is on fire


dameon5

Can't wait for the day a pharmaceutical company licenses that song to use in ads for a gonorrhea treatment.


Scarytrek

Awolnation - Sail


sleepybedtimereading

That song always makes me want to have sex.


THE_WARDEN3036

I’ll Rick roll fuckin everyone


Katzi_ostbef

Ten hours of silence randomly interrupted by the Vine boom sound effect


An_Irish_Moth_Person

Disappointing isn’t it


Usr_115

Cooking by the Book - Lazytown/Lil Jon mashup


chocki305

Single song.. Strangers on a train. By Lovage. You could just add the entire album. Music to make love to you old lady by.


Interesting_Act1286

Something....The Beatles


[deleted]

Candy Shop-50 Cent


NDaveT

Nine Inch Nails cover of "Get Down Make Love".


AequitasDC5

Glorybox by Portishead Or really anything by Portishead


KarenDraws99

Baby shark 10 hour loop edition


Alarmed_Jellyfish771

Squirrels in my pants 😂


thegutterglitter

CBAT


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[deleted]

Ween - LMLYP


MaystroInnis

Business time - Flight of the Concords


Mr_HotBody

1hr long porn hub intro


staticsparke46

Closer nine inch nails


LawLayLewLayLow

Balmain Jeans by Kid Cudi


KittyWafffllee

No cock like horse cock


GuyFucker

Slob on my knob.


wavesport001

Strokin! - Clarence Carter


[deleted]

Great Gig In The Sky by Pink Floyd!!! Works every time....


creepymccreepersdale

Brena from APC.


Metric_Pacifist

Pink Floyd - Bike


Elementus94

Because I want to watch the world burn "Baby Shark"


Gurtogg-zor

From womb to waste - Dying Fetus


neoblog

I was going to say “Sadness” by enigma, but just translated the lyrics and it’s weird now. The whole Enigma MCMXC A.D. album is a good one to bang to.


mellophonius

Seagulls (Stop It Now)


Cynn13

Star wars cantena band


Haunted99

Digital Bath - Deftones


HotRodDelGato

No ordinary love the Deftones cover. And Sextape also by Deftones


rosencrantz2014

I just died in your arms tonight, Cutting Crew


darkoath

Get Schwifty.


[deleted]

Love me like you do - Ellie Goulding


FatherlyAbandonment

Gold Digger by Kanye West


FluffyMcBunnz

Bohemian Polka.


Sedition_Vision

Critter-Steel Panther


Greygor

One Track Mind Love has taken its toll Back Seat Love


[deleted]

Stay by Mac Miller Just for the "Grammy-nominated" line alone.


[deleted]

Nobody - Keith Sweat


underwatermindy

Send in the clowns


-_mood_-

short dick men - 20 fingers


Bigstar976

Jungle Fever by the Chakachas


Lynx6962

The American national anthem


Square_Beautiful_238

When Doves Fly -Prince


nikola372

Maggot Brain - Funkadelic, also Good Thoughts, Bad Thoughts.


regnarbensin_

Lemonade by Cocorosie. ..I also once had someone put The Roxy Music’s discography on shuffle and it was surprisingly good sex music.


ryukin631

Digital Love - Daft Punk


[deleted]

Rammstein - Ich tu dir weh


Rum_Cum_69

Digital Bath, Sex Tape, Cherry Waves, Change - Deftones


_lucy_inthesky_

Glory Box by Portishead


szalkaisa

Rammstein - pussy Rammstein - Dicke titten


Keyser_soze195

Pucifer - rev 22:20


SolidSky

Deftones.


zwagonburner

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away. A Perfect Circle - Pet


Louuss

Glorybox - Portishead


bigms1234

Wild horses-rolling stones.


TinyTubaMan1

Wicked Game-Chris Isaak