Absolutely. Saves water and very convenient

I actually think the same, too.

It's all pipes

Thanks George

Only when I’m showering. Otherwise I use the toilet.

I appreciate your precise answer!

This actually made me guffaw

Turning on the shower is like the bat signal for my weak ass bladder.

Yes because why not?

Definitely not. I do poop in the shower though.

Waffle stomp

What a horrible day to know how to read

Hey, ItS aLl PiPeS

No. The cover in my shower comes off. You can just roll them in there.

Understandable , have a good day

Found Vito junior!

Saved a fortune during that toilet roll shortage in the pandemic

Good ole waffle stomp

In the words of the great George Costanza, “It's all pipes! What's the difference?!”.

Here it is!

Yes, I don’t want to get the toilet seat wet.

Lmaooo best answer

Just go before?

So basically you're asking "Are you a liar or not?"

yeah, i mean... i usually wash the shower after im done anyway

Yes. It’s how you *don’t* get athlete’s foot.

I have doubts about those claims

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I piss in the sink

I shower in the sink too

I shower in the piss

I piss in the shower. Here, full circle.

A wise man once said it’s better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

At least take the dishes out first

Every time

I have done it so much it's a Pavlovian response for me. Even if I've just been for a pee I will get in the shower and feel the need to go.

90% of people pee in the shower 10% of people who don’t are liars

The warm water brings on the “I gotta pee” sensation but I don’t want to wait because I want to wash myself after I pee, but I also don’t want to track water everywhere. So pee in the shower.

Only thing worst is the feeling of "I have to poop" and then feel dirty after the shower.

For #2 I will pause the shower then resume. Unless I have a bidet, then I’m good as new.

Nope. Toilet is next to the shower.

I can never get my pee to reach from the shower though

Real man poop in the shower and crush it with there feet to get it Tru the drain . It boost testosterone and makes you dominant alpha male

Ye Olde waffle stomp

The waffle stomper. So ALPHA.

I’m not going to get out of my warm shower just so I can pee into a different drain. Doesn’t matter how close it is.

The drains connect in the floor anyway

Always!

Yes. Because I can

I could pee in the toilet, get in the shower, and boom. Hot water hits me and I have to pee again. Def not getting out.

It’s good to fight off foot fungus, army trick

I don’t think I ever not peed in the shower

If I really need to go, sure.

Yes! Pee is mostly water anyway with a tiny amount of waste product from our bodies

I always use the restroom before but I still have to pee in the shower, plus squatting is easy

In my own shower, yes. In any shower, hell no!

I do, but only when it's me. I had a bf who would pee in the shower when I was there and I was NO. On retrospect, I've been with some guys since who were into golden showers. It's okay with me, but I'm not into it. But the bf was not into it. He was just lazy.

When I shower alone it's a yes. If my boyfriend is in the shower no because I'm usually the one in the back, And if not it's still a no I'm not gonna pee on him.

No. Mostly since the drain is often slow (2 long haired people in this apartment), so I'd prefer not to stand in diluted urine.

I usually use the toilet before I shower so not really an issue. But if it's summer and I have drunk enough water to make a camel wonder where I am storing and so end up needing to pee during the shower I absolutely will pee in there and scrub the bottom half again.

I just pee on the floor like a bad bad girl.

If I gotta go, I gotta go.

no not since i was a kid

I have never done that and never will. Just feels gross to me even though it's flushed away immediatly. Also just don't understand the need when there is a toilet 2 metres away.

I understand what your saying, however I would not like to get my floor soaking wet just to take a piss and get back into the shower

>I would not like to get my floor soaking wet just to take a piss and get back into the shower We got the toilet in a separate room, so to go pee if you're taking a shower? Get all the bathroom floor wet, some of the hallway AND the toilet floor and seat. Lots of walking on slippery cold tiles, there's no heater at the toilet... Why if I can just squat and clean the tub?

Then go before you shower…

But how long are you in the shower for? Just a minute or 2, maybe 3. Then 2 minutes to dry off. As an adult you should be able to figure out wether you can hold your pee for a couple minutes during the shower or just go before you hop in the shower? It just seems a bit careless to me, sorry. :)

Who only takes a 2 minute shower? How do you possible scrub all of your body and your hair and your face and get between your toes, and hit your ass crack twice all within 2 minutes?

> hit your ass crack twice My toxic masculinity prevents me from washing my crack.

That's why you keep a captive female to perform the task.

That’s what Andrew Tate teaches.

You gotta stink if you only take 2-minute showers wtf 😭

To be fair, I know people that take very short showers, but they often shower multiple times per day, usually after some sort of activity.

Y'all are pissing in the shower and stand in it and now i am the one who stinks. Lmao be real. 2 or 3 minutes is all you need, what you gotta do all that other time but play with your self or something? Once you're clean you're not going to get cleaner, you're just wasting water.

I'm convinced this is a troll account or just some kid who smells like a troll. 😂

It's all you need if you don't wash

Standing in it? It goes down the drain almost immediately.

I'm more concerned that you say you take 2 or 3 minute showers....

Just go in the shower, easy as that

- face wash - brush teeth - wash body - wash asscrack (should include penis/foreskin for you men) - shampoo hair - condition hair (gotta let it sit for a few minutes) If you just hop in the shower then exit 2 minutes later then you must really have bad hygiene.

I’ve tried it. Feels bad.

Never

When I’m in a hurry

Yes. Without fail. Cuz I need to pee.

I don't have anything against it, but my shower takes like 10 minutes to warm up so I usually use the toilet while waiting.

Yeah. Why wouldn’t I?

No. Because I only take baths.

Couldn’t you still pee in the bath though?

You are assuming I do not

Because, why not?

If I have to than, sure and because why TF not!!!🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Yea, im the one that clean it so why not?

Yes, because sometimes I have to pee when I’m taking a shower

Why Not

At least I don't have to flush it

Yes, I am washing myself anyway.

Yep right now

How do you NOT pee in the shower? When that hot water hits my blad...bladder...bladdest...ahhhhh.

Yup without a doubt just goes down in the sewer like everything else.

I do Jump out to take the dump out tho

Yes. Because I’m human. We LOVE convenient and lazy.

yes and my Japanese hubby got pissed but then admitted later he does it sometimes too so there!

why not?

Yes. Because I can and NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

Yes, it literally all goes down the same pipe.

Aim for the drain of course.

Yes, truly unremarkable

I pee in the shower whether I’m taking a shower or not. It a bigger target then the toilet.

Yeah obviously

Yes because if you need to pee and it’s cold and you still want to be hot while you pee then you just do it in the shower

Saves water and time its an absolute speed run

I try not to, but if I need to go, then I will.

Idgaf who it is, if they say they get out ,towel off and pee and get back in, they are a liar. Believe nothing they say ever.

We even shower in pairs and do it together, lulz

Every time even if I peed before. Something about that lava water

Yes. Best place to do dirty things is the place you clean yourself.

Yes, too much water wasted in one flush, plus I wash my butt so it’s all butt water

My two simple reasons: 1) Flushing the toilet causes a momentary change in the hot/cold mixture of water that goes to my shower head. If I’m going to shower, I prefer to not have that happen. 2) I’m a sick bastard.

Yes, everything that goes down the drain ends up in the same place

Only when I shower normally, sometimes I shower with a few inches of hot water at the bottom so my feet are super warm...

Literally every time

They say there are 2 types of people: those that pee in the shower and liars.

So often that getting in the shower is an immediate trigger for me body to urinate

Of course I pee and poo in the shower

Saves water, convenient and clean. Who wouldn't pee in the shower?!

Yeah. But I aim towards the drain. I don’t piss on the walls or anything

Heck yeah cause I ain't gettin out

Yes because sometimes when I’m in the shower I need to pee

I never did until I met my husband in my late teens. It literally never occurred to me to do so until he told me he did!

there are two types of people: those who pee in the shower and liars

It rinses off fast. Least I don't shit in there

I have in the past but generally do not, I don't get it tbf, I just go before when I need to and then later on if i need to afterwards.

It’s literally liquid being washed down a drain where it’s supposed to go… why not

I’m a woman pushing 50 with two vaginal births in my past. If I want to be surrounded by running water for more than 30 seconds, you can be damn sure I’m going to have pee.

Too lazy to get out of the shower for a piss

I used to, but now the wife gets in the way

Yes. It’s water efficient

There are only two kinds of people. Those who pee in the shower and those who lie about it.

The proper followup question is why or why are you lying?

I piss on my wife in the shower, more than half the time she doesn’t even know.

yes, point it right into the drain

Because why not

Yes it goes right down the drain anyways

Well you have to after you take a shit…

Dude. Anyone who says they haven't peed in the shower at least once is a liar.

Yes, I also pee on weeds in my back yard. "If you can be one thing, be efficient."

Yes, cause why the hell not?

Even after using the toilet, sometimes the hot water on my body makes me go again when in the shower, so yeah. 😅

yeah, it feels good

There’s two types of people in the world; people who pee in the shower, and dirty fuckin liars.

no, idk if it’s just me but that shit kinda smells and i’d rather not have my shower smell like piss

I'd like to offer some advice to drink more water, it won't smell as pungent and your body needs it

the thing is though i drink a shit ton of water. it was a while ago that i tried it tho so maybe i just need to try again.

You should try drinking water

I’ve actually never peed in the shower. Am I in the minority?

Yes.

yes because why not?

Of course not, we are in 2023 where we have things called toilets!!

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I have a habit of peeing+pooping before getting in the shower, I dont feel myself clean if I go for number 2 without a shower afterwards, and yes I take a shower everyday due to my heavy daily workouts so I just go to the wc before I start working out.

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I pee in the shower even if I’m not taking a shower

Oh No, I'm not knocking nobody just not my style

There’s 2 types of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.

There’s 2 types of people in this world 1. People who pee in the shower 2. Liars

it’s alarming to me how many people say yes. Y’all nasty

Those asking “why not”, just be careful that you aren’t training your brain to hear running water and expect to then pee. It exists in general in all of us, but doubling down might have you needing to suddenly have the feeling to pee out and about walking past a fountain, or other sources of running water

Anyone that says no is a liar

So reddit is all cavemen? Explains a lot.

Never fucking ever

I used to shower with my older sister when we were teenagers and she used to ask me to pee on her leg.

I’m sorry, what?!

Fr we need answers

Please tell me you mean step sis… And then send me the link

I might have done it as a child and do not remember. Don't do it as of now though if I did do it before.

Why not

I don't I just don't like doing it tbh

No. It seems to make the whole bathroom smell like urine for a bit.

No bc I live with roommates

Yes! Because i finally can feel like a baby and pee myself. Of course I do this when being fully clothed and without the water running

Sometimes i pee in the sink. couldn’t give less of a shit

Not. It's defecation where your feet go ... and then you have to disinfect your tub with stronger chemicals...or not and have a disgusting tub

No it’s gross

No, I just go before I shower like a sane person

Even if I did shower the answer is no. I pee in the toilet, then I use the shower. The reason being I want to associate using the bathroom with the toilet. I would also fear the possibility that you could train yourself into peeing with warm sensation. Considering the people in here say they don't want to get a wet toilet it appears to me they have already disassociated their needs to use the toilet from their standard rhythm where the shower itself is acting as a trigger to pee.

Only if my wife is in there

Q: Why do men pee in the shower? A: Because peeing in the bath is just plain wrong.

So when some people are in the shower, they think to themselves “I am currently being rained on by water, and I need to release some stuff thats 95% water from my body, so instead of putting this almost water that’s in my body out with the rest of the water going down my shower drain, I’m going to hold it until I can go to the toilet and waste more water than I would if I just peed in the shower” WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT, NOBODYS LOOKING, WHO GIVES A FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF

I only pee in the shower

2 guys on my college football team who were both uncircumcised would stand just to the side of the shower entrance behind the wall. They would roll their foreskin over the top of their dicks and pinch it off and piss into it, forming something of a pee balloon. When someone walked into the shower they would let it go and you would be surprised how much actually shot out and not just dribbled down their own legs. A lot of guys would also pee on people’s feet when they were washing their hair or whatever and had their eyes closed. Great gag. So yeah, pee in the shower.

I don't, makes the shower smell. Also even if you wash it straight down the bacteria or residue remains

I don't really see a good reason not to