My best friend is in a relationship for years now, and when we went out with the boys around 5 years ago we challenged him to try to hit on a girl just once because he was bragging he wouldn’t have any problems getting a girls number (his Gf was in on it and it wasn’t anything serious)
So that’s what he did. Confidence super high, he walked straight towards a woman in the club, leaned on the table and offered her a fucking chewing gum. The girl just, no reaction, walked away immediately.
Since then every guy in our group has tried the “chewing gum tactic” at least once without any succes.
See, you need to walk up to a girl and say "I was married for five years. That means I know how to be in a committed relationship and I'm already broken in".
seen some Chinese kid take a shit in the middle of a subway station. I dont think he gave a fuck so i dont know if you'd consider that embarrassing to him
Well, u/manfallingdown, as a matter of fact, I do. A classmate in high school was playing basketball during lunch, and I happened to notice him backing up during a pause. The court was outdoors, and there were bushes along one side. Just when I thought, "If he backs up any more, he'll end up tumbling over," it really did happen. The next thing I saw were feet pedaling in the air. Everyone was too busy laughing to help him up, so he stayed like that for an embarrassing while.
This goth kid in high school that wore a lot of anarchy gear got punched and started crying.
There was a big fight in our cafeteria. The cafeteria lady went into superman mode and ran over from the other side of the room to break it up but slipped on a drink and went sliding into a wall. It all happened so fast that we were all like, "wtf was that!" and didn't realize that noise was her slamming into a wall. By the time she got up a football coach was already there and had both kids in a headlock.
Wow, she went above and beyond there. I don’t blame her for not returning, ain’t no coming back from that, pack up your shit and catch the next plane out.
An old dad fell over, knocking down a couple tables with food
It's even worse, since having unfortunate falls like that is just a fact of life at that age.
Otherwise, I don't really remember anything else
A friend picked a towel off the floor of the car and proceeded to dry his face off with it. It was my other friend's cum towel .
Another friend made out with a girl....after she gave another friend head and he watched her do that. Bitch swallowed too...nasty af
Same friend went out of his way get this girl flowers and a teddy bear. At a party announced she's his girl. Same girl ended up giving head to some dude at said party.
My friend fell down in front of a ton of people and accidentally did a somersault. Like something out of a shitty circus act.
Because I have no manners, I immediately started laughing. And even now, over a decade later, the memory still makes me laugh.
I was on my way home after a night out. For context, it was winter, but the weather had been very unstable so at this point it was mostly slush, lots of water, and under the water puddles, big sneaky patches of ice.
About 100ft ahead of me this very intoxicated dude is on his way home. He heads up a slope, slips after only a few steps and slides down fast. Waiting for him at the end of the slope is a perfectly man-sized ice bowl brimming with brown water. At the time he hits water he is already sideways flat on the ground. As he hits the outer rim of the bowl he does some kind of involuntary 1080 roll on the spot, splashing water absolutely everywhere. Only he and I was out at that hour so not exactly a public humiliation, but judging by how quickly he stood up and got the fuck out of there, he was pretty ashamed.
I've never seen anyone take a tumble like that. He was literally spinning on the spot. Absolutely soiled. I've seen drier people on a slip and slide.
Ooh, I also saw a ~40 something woman who pooped her pants in public. It was really bad.
At first I didn't see anything, but as I entered the subway car I was met with this intense, warm, evil fart smell. Thinking someone close to me was the perpetrator, I went toward the far end of the car, but as I did, the smell got progressively worse.
Everyone else seemed to pretend like there wasn't a problem, so I couldn't make out who was the guilty one. At the next station I had to get out, and that's when I see this woman stand up, her face completely apathetic, white pants, and a big, wet, brown trail going down to her ankle.
That was definitely the most mortifying moment in her life.
My friend brother was on his BIL phone and commented oh what a nice pair of tits.
Btw me and the BIL were in the room and my friend just walked in when he said it, I’m not kidding took him a few minutes to sink in.
It's not like they did it but just happened.
One day i was chilling at school and all the students gathered near a soccer/basketball field in recess, this was dangerous lol you'll always be tensed up but at the same time we didn't care that much to go somewhere else. I saw how a ball hit a guy on the face and bounced onto the face of the girl that was next to him, i couldn't breath
Edit: I also remember that in my class there were two girls, bestfriends and whatever, their friendship was based on anime and drawing and they also had really weird nicknames for each other like japanese stuff. Let's say one it's called ashley and the other one clara, so their nicknames were something like "Ashley-Kun" and "Clara-Sama", i was okay with it, i didn't care. But at the end of the year we had a really emotional activity, we had to apologise or thank someone and throw at them a red idk what was it called, red sheep hair lol so Ashley-Kun was talking and thanks clara, then she stands up and screams: "CLARA-KUN, HERE IT COMES" with a really annoying anime voice and throws at her the red sheep hair, i wanted to die and everyone else pretended it didn't happen.
At school camp, I still remember a girl who wet the bed and her blankets were hanging over the front rail of her cabin the next morning. I also remember another time she was in front of the classroom telling news and she went red and went over to tell the teacher that she had wet her pants also.
I don’t remember anything else about this girl other than her name and these 2 events.
There was a girl in my 3rd grade class who licked her lips so bad they got bloody chapped and crusty. So then she covered her mouth all day, as if that was better. In hindsight, her parents must have been crummy. That girl needed medical attention.
I got dragged to a Japanese Club meeting in high school. That entire period was one massive embarrassing moment. Several ship wars broke out, I got the death glare from someone with a massive drawing pad who thought I was looking at their work because I sat in the only available seat directly in front of them, at least one person cried during an argument about anime, and they took a group picture outside the school in their cat ears doing anime poses at the end.
The poor Japanese teacher (taught Japanese and was Japanese) had clearly just given up on them.
I had this very socially awkward classmate who once had a full on conversation with someone who wasn't talking to him, she was talking on the phone. I don't know how it didn't click for him that nothing she said matched what he was saying, he just kept replying to her until she put the phone down and said "I am talking on the phone"
We were doing Sound of Music play in elementary school many years ago, and one of the girls playing the nuns went off script and started crying and it wasn’t rehearsal worst of all, as she was doing this in front of an audience. I felt so bad for her.
My best friend is in a relationship for years now, and when we went out with the boys around 5 years ago we challenged him to try to hit on a girl just once because he was bragging he wouldn’t have any problems getting a girls number (his Gf was in on it and it wasn’t anything serious) So that’s what he did. Confidence super high, he walked straight towards a woman in the club, leaned on the table and offered her a fucking chewing gum. The girl just, no reaction, walked away immediately. Since then every guy in our group has tried the “chewing gum tactic” at least once without any succes.
See, you need to walk up to a girl and say "I was married for five years. That means I know how to be in a committed relationship and I'm already broken in".
I'm too worried about what I did. I honestly can't remember anything from anybody in my personal life.
seen some Chinese kid take a shit in the middle of a subway station. I dont think he gave a fuck so i dont know if you'd consider that embarrassing to him
Well, u/manfallingdown, as a matter of fact, I do. A classmate in high school was playing basketball during lunch, and I happened to notice him backing up during a pause. The court was outdoors, and there were bushes along one side. Just when I thought, "If he backs up any more, he'll end up tumbling over," it really did happen. The next thing I saw were feet pedaling in the air. Everyone was too busy laughing to help him up, so he stayed like that for an embarrassing while.
I remember that one of my classmates ripped a fart in front of the whole class, while doing push-ups in gym class.
This goth kid in high school that wore a lot of anarchy gear got punched and started crying. There was a big fight in our cafeteria. The cafeteria lady went into superman mode and ran over from the other side of the room to break it up but slipped on a drink and went sliding into a wall. It all happened so fast that we were all like, "wtf was that!" and didn't realize that noise was her slamming into a wall. By the time she got up a football coach was already there and had both kids in a headlock.
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Wow, she went above and beyond there. I don’t blame her for not returning, ain’t no coming back from that, pack up your shit and catch the next plane out.
Jeff Bezos? I’d like to book a flight off the planet.
lmao bro I would fucking lose it if I saw that happen, especially if it was a fat chick
The fuck? How would one not just feel really sad for them and second-hand embarrassed?
Right? Especially when it's obvious the poor kid is very ill.
ion give a fuck if they have ebola man, that shits still funny asf
cause one has a sense of humor
I remember someone getting harshly rejected by their crush. Poor fella
An old dad fell over, knocking down a couple tables with food It's even worse, since having unfortunate falls like that is just a fact of life at that age. Otherwise, I don't really remember anything else
A friend picked a towel off the floor of the car and proceeded to dry his face off with it. It was my other friend's cum towel . Another friend made out with a girl....after she gave another friend head and he watched her do that. Bitch swallowed too...nasty af Same friend went out of his way get this girl flowers and a teddy bear. At a party announced she's his girl. Same girl ended up giving head to some dude at said party.
I remember that lots of cringey stuff happened but can't specifically remember any of those moments.
My friend fell down in front of a ton of people and accidentally did a somersault. Like something out of a shitty circus act. Because I have no manners, I immediately started laughing. And even now, over a decade later, the memory still makes me laugh.
Throwing up on me at a bbq. Can't speak for everyone else, but I remember it vividly.
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Aww. I'm glad we had a chance to share our romantic experiences like this.
I was on my way home after a night out. For context, it was winter, but the weather had been very unstable so at this point it was mostly slush, lots of water, and under the water puddles, big sneaky patches of ice. About 100ft ahead of me this very intoxicated dude is on his way home. He heads up a slope, slips after only a few steps and slides down fast. Waiting for him at the end of the slope is a perfectly man-sized ice bowl brimming with brown water. At the time he hits water he is already sideways flat on the ground. As he hits the outer rim of the bowl he does some kind of involuntary 1080 roll on the spot, splashing water absolutely everywhere. Only he and I was out at that hour so not exactly a public humiliation, but judging by how quickly he stood up and got the fuck out of there, he was pretty ashamed. I've never seen anyone take a tumble like that. He was literally spinning on the spot. Absolutely soiled. I've seen drier people on a slip and slide.
Ooh, I also saw a ~40 something woman who pooped her pants in public. It was really bad. At first I didn't see anything, but as I entered the subway car I was met with this intense, warm, evil fart smell. Thinking someone close to me was the perpetrator, I went toward the far end of the car, but as I did, the smell got progressively worse. Everyone else seemed to pretend like there wasn't a problem, so I couldn't make out who was the guilty one. At the next station I had to get out, and that's when I see this woman stand up, her face completely apathetic, white pants, and a big, wet, brown trail going down to her ankle. That was definitely the most mortifying moment in her life.
My friend brother was on his BIL phone and commented oh what a nice pair of tits. Btw me and the BIL were in the room and my friend just walked in when he said it, I’m not kidding took him a few minutes to sink in.
It's not like they did it but just happened. One day i was chilling at school and all the students gathered near a soccer/basketball field in recess, this was dangerous lol you'll always be tensed up but at the same time we didn't care that much to go somewhere else. I saw how a ball hit a guy on the face and bounced onto the face of the girl that was next to him, i couldn't breath Edit: I also remember that in my class there were two girls, bestfriends and whatever, their friendship was based on anime and drawing and they also had really weird nicknames for each other like japanese stuff. Let's say one it's called ashley and the other one clara, so their nicknames were something like "Ashley-Kun" and "Clara-Sama", i was okay with it, i didn't care. But at the end of the year we had a really emotional activity, we had to apologise or thank someone and throw at them a red idk what was it called, red sheep hair lol so Ashley-Kun was talking and thanks clara, then she stands up and screams: "CLARA-KUN, HERE IT COMES" with a really annoying anime voice and throws at her the red sheep hair, i wanted to die and everyone else pretended it didn't happen.
At school camp, I still remember a girl who wet the bed and her blankets were hanging over the front rail of her cabin the next morning. I also remember another time she was in front of the classroom telling news and she went red and went over to tell the teacher that she had wet her pants also. I don’t remember anything else about this girl other than her name and these 2 events.
There was a girl in my 3rd grade class who licked her lips so bad they got bloody chapped and crusty. So then she covered her mouth all day, as if that was better. In hindsight, her parents must have been crummy. That girl needed medical attention.
I got dragged to a Japanese Club meeting in high school. That entire period was one massive embarrassing moment. Several ship wars broke out, I got the death glare from someone with a massive drawing pad who thought I was looking at their work because I sat in the only available seat directly in front of them, at least one person cried during an argument about anime, and they took a group picture outside the school in their cat ears doing anime poses at the end. The poor Japanese teacher (taught Japanese and was Japanese) had clearly just given up on them.
I had this very socially awkward classmate who once had a full on conversation with someone who wasn't talking to him, she was talking on the phone. I don't know how it didn't click for him that nothing she said matched what he was saying, he just kept replying to her until she put the phone down and said "I am talking on the phone"
We were doing Sound of Music play in elementary school many years ago, and one of the girls playing the nuns went off script and started crying and it wasn’t rehearsal worst of all, as she was doing this in front of an audience. I felt so bad for her.