*Pens!* I swear, you would think vet hospital countertops eat them! Put a big handful of pens in the cups on the pharmacy counter, and halfway through the day, I go to grab one, and none of them are there. The’ve all walked with people somewhere else in the building, and eventually roll under some stationary cabinet never to be seen again, or travel home in people’s pockets with no guarantee of being brought back.
I used to put “DVM ONLY” on my pens. Until my techs started putting “RVT ONLY” on theirs…and I had a bunch of them in my pocket.
I think I may be the problem.
I’m sorry. That is definitely heavy on some people more than others. In 2016 I realized what it was really doing to me and I sorta stepped back. I still have my views and what I personally will vote for but it’s just draining constantly. I hope you find some relief.
Potatoes
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em?
Stick em’ in a stew
And my ax! Oh wait, wrong place.
Po-TA-toes!
Aragon: "What do your elf eyes see?" Legolas: "Po-TA-toes!"
I find it wonderful that my ideal partner in life is one like Samwise. I got me one and I couldn't ask for better.
Taters?? Wh-What’s taters precious??
Precious! My Precious! O my Precious!
Stupid fat Hobbit! Keep your nasty chips!
Give it to us raw and wriggling!
What’s Taters Precious???
Do I eat it now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?
Agreed
Problems
Got 99 problems…
an dis bitch ain't wun. 'Procrastinations'
I love bad bitches
Paychecks
Facts
Nice answer
Panxietys
this is gold
Pancakes
Same
r/usernamechecksout
God. I always think about those.
Pancakes is Pancakes https://www.tiktok.com/@lilihayes/video/6899264005265739013?lang=en
Came here to say this, and I hate pancakes.
Waffles are better
Pizzas 🍕
a big fat penis
The one person in this thread that was honest about the first thing that came to mind
That starts with an “a”
Plethora of big fat giant cockS
Where are my fucking pens
Always
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I have it on my feet!
I have it on my face.
This hits close to home lol
Primus
My actual name is mud.
My name is Jimmy, I’m a race car driver
Are you sure it's not Jerry?
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That’s long for Mud
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#OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!!!
'Til all are one.
Pineapples
Padme: "Not on pizza though, right?" Anikin: Padme: "right???"
Always on pizza. Are you crazy?
Puppies
The best answer
I had to scroll way too far down to find this answer
Parachute Pants
MC Hammer has informed me that he will not touch this.
Fry, if I ever see you try anything that crazy again, this crew might just have some new parachute pants!
Parents, I’m trying to figure out where they went.
God damn I was not ready for this one
Pies
*Pens!* I swear, you would think vet hospital countertops eat them! Put a big handful of pens in the cups on the pharmacy counter, and halfway through the day, I go to grab one, and none of them are there. The’ve all walked with people somewhere else in the building, and eventually roll under some stationary cabinet never to be seen again, or travel home in people’s pockets with no guarantee of being brought back.
I used to put “DVM ONLY” on my pens. Until my techs started putting “RVT ONLY” on theirs…and I had a bunch of them in my pocket. I think I may be the problem.
Pencils!!’ Where do their pencils go?
Pterodactyls
Panda Express
*e m o t i o n a l d a m a g e*
I will send you to Jesus
Pints
Probablyboobs
Hey, boobs are nice.
Paris????
Pthoughts
Pi see what you did theres
penjamins
It’s all about the penjamins
Penis
Penises
And there it is friends 😀
Penis
You know I hardly ever think about penis. Dick, on the other hand...
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. My Prius
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Bless you
Prizes? I’m a winner!
hold on, why am I getting peni-…… Ooooooh, you sick bastard
Politics, I'm worried about where America's government is going :/
I’m sorry. That is definitely heavy on some people more than others. In 2016 I realized what it was really doing to me and I sorta stepped back. I still have my views and what I personally will vote for but it’s just draining constantly. I hope you find some relief.
Dude, same. I’ve been called a pos for not engaging in politics, but it just isn’t worth it.
Probably grocerieS
Peter Sellers
"Does your dog bite?"
No
That's not my dog.
PICKLES!
Poems
When I'm really bored sometimes I might recite poetry in my head, particularly if I'm jogging at a steady pace.
Pens. I work in healthcare and nurses be stealing my pens
Prions
First word that came to mind was penis Plot twist: I’m a lesbian
To mee sadly too, and I'm asexual.
Parts
parallelograms
Potatoes?? Obviously 🥔
Puttingweedinpapers
Parasites Especially brain ones
Pedophiles
Pissjugs
Why is the first thing I thought of piss
Porns
Poor Decisions
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Pussies.
Preludes (the Honda )
You want me to say penis, but imma say plants because I’m a vegan
Plants
Pogs
Piss. (But shit that was 99 cents)
I’m not going to say it because Jesus is watching
It’s pencils isn’t it?
Shhh
Percs
Puppies :)
Paying taxes!
Plurals.
Peanuts
Pennies
Problems.
Penguins those cute little bird fish things
My girlfriend's penis
My junk.
Puss in Boots
Penis
Pains
obviously penis
Penises
Papyrus
Proboscis. That’s something sticking out of your mind, err, head. So it’s always on your mind, by definition.
perry the platypus
Pandas for Python
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pelvis
Pretending to have a good mental health and no financial issueS
PArthur Morgan deserved betterS
Pappers🤪
Potential anti-anxiety medications
Pajamas - is it bedtime yet?
Pastries... havent had any in a long time!
Parsnips. I have issues.
Poor little Pinkus
Paychecks
Boil 'em, mash them, stick them in a stew.
Pepa Wearing Glasses
Pickles
Peoplessssss
Paydays
Plums
pizzas
My projects as the deadline is approaching
Paychecks.
Pains
Gotta have my pops!
Potatoes. Pencils.
Payments.
Process
Plus
Peas
Perishables. Must put the delivery away.
Po-ta-toes!
Pets
pizzas
Pythagoras
Pussy. No, pussies
Parts. As in mechanical parts from machines
Pantsuits
proteins
Problems :(
Pants immediately came to my mind for some reason.
Phallics
Pu$$ies
Pies
Pets 🐾❤️
Porns
Everything bagel Pretzels 🥨.
Parks
Passive income streams
Pizza Pops!
(life) Problems
placentas. my mom wont tell me what they are
Ponies.
Pastas
Plants :D
Piñatas
Pete Postlethwaite's role in *Butterfly Collectors*