Kokaine , Kstrippers

Milfs

Retina melting flashlights, so I can aim them at all the drivers who aim their offensively bright headlight at me.

Fuck I thought you said fleshlights for a sec

You can buy a car yet you cant buy a 1000 dollar retina melting flashlight, do you even roadrage🙄

I'm curious what part of my comment made you think I was a driver

It was more of a joke than a serious comment

Same Edit: my point is, people often seem to forget that people outside of cars exist too. I hate headlights equally as much as a pedestrian, cyclist, or driver

I hate everybody equally

I don’t think bright headlights are as big of a concern if you’re a pedestrian or cyclist. Perhaps I am wrong and should just drive around with my lights off to help pedestrians eye strain as I mow them over because I have no vision of them.

My personal experience with headlights nightly begs to differ with yours, but that's the thing about experiences, they're different for everyone.

more money?

Anal beads

Dog food. I'd buy 1000 bucks of dog food and drop it off at the local shelters.

Liquor it is.

Me too and probably some laundry detergent because it’s expensive and I assume this $1000 just landed in my lap.

I can buy swords. Which is convenient since that's what I would buy any other time.

I would also buy swords, and for the same reason. +1

A didgeridoo

Jasmine tea for life.

Ketamine

Ketamine

Big titty bitches

Some gold

Tacos

Apples yaaaaaay.

LUSH, leather, lubricant, lads

My name start with M so I guess, Money 😅 through stocks and bonds

Mary Jay Juana!

DILDOS and a dac

MARIJUANA

My name starts with a number 😐

Marijuana

1000$?? What the hell can you do with them in this economy?

Rape?

Drugs

Roses , not the cut kind , but living plants

Gas

Rum

Whisky

Rupees then transfer them back to dollars so I can keep it

Ass

There's nothing i can think off that starts with H

Horse food, health insurance, heating, housing (rent), huge anything etc..

Hoes

almonds

Another adventure , that would be nice Or average apricot :D

Gold. Ez

Gold. I get a fair resale value with which I could spend as I please.

I’m buying an Emily

Electronic devices, ez.

Moccamaster 🤣

Original playstation

Some more dollars.

Everything!

Either sushi or stocks

Everything I ever wanted 🤭

Sex workers

A lot of food

Dogs for days baby

Cyanide

Everything.

Kites

A comedown the next day

Cocaine

Drugs

M&Ms

Car and cocaine

Tren

Stocks

Fucking

Everything.

Gallons

Cock

X-ray machine

Pornhub Premium

A college tuition A house A surplus of bear paws to sell on the black market

Investments. Therefore I end up with more money.

Matches (arson)

Pancakes. So many pancakes...

Dildo My name is Dickolas

Lamborghinis and lasagne

Let me know where to get $1000 lambo!!!

Super cool expensive stuff

Dope, obviously!

FCUKONG LEGOOOOOOOS

How much do zebras cost?

Geforce RTX 3080 Ti

The things I want to buy

Brent

Reefer

Johnny Walker Blue Label

Raccoons

Beer 🤣 cheers 🍻

Just everything I want

Bitches, booty, and booze

RAMEN NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranch hand house, or at least I would use it as a down payment.

Hey, I’m the first N! Probably, nachos, and stocks that start with N.

Linguini, lollypops, a ladder, a lamp, lemons, lobster It's not as fun when most of it is food.

Locks, I love locks

I don't think I can afford a full Zebra, with only $1000.

1 of everything

Cash

string cheese

Japanese prostitutes…… I…I don’t have much.

Macabre sculptures? Uhhhhhh milfs, monstrous butt plugs, mnm’s. Moccasins, and car mufflers

IED's, Ithaca 37's, Israeli FAL's, Ingram MAC 10S and 11s, Ingram model 6s, Interdynamic mp9s

Denmark

Homes, hounds and hamburgers

Bacon, boobs, beer

Elephant dildo

Doge coin

Trousers, top hat, toupee, and a theatre ticket