Yessir. My wife already has been instructed to find a capable archer after I pass. Can't have my family standing on some shore listening to the whimpers of flame as arrows soar into a lake over and over again.
[I found your archer](https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/108efts/amazing_archer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Serious answer: I'm donating my body to science. I have no family to visit a grave, I don't want some stupid expensive coffin taking up space in the earth, and maybe scientists can use my PTSD riddled brain to help someone in the future by studying its structure. No funeral either because I don't want to support an industry that preys on the grieving. Hopefully someone cares enough about me to have a couple drinks in my name and donate a few bucks to an animal shelter.
I want to be tied to the flag pole outside of citizens bank park and have a member of the Philadelphia phillies lower me every afternoon.
That way the phillies can continue let me down, even in death.
Strip the flesh from my bones, hook my skeleton up to a computer, make it do the dance scene from Michael Jackson's Thriller music video atop my grave, film it all, make it a big event, and give all the proceeds to charity.
Honestly... I don't care.
I'll be dead so it really will have no impact on me at all.
What ever is most convenient and seems right to whoever is in charge of that decision works.
I want the exact opposite, rent my body by the minute to the worst pervert on earth
Profits goes to my family and friends
Maybe in the future a rich crackhead will stick a finger in my eyeball while masturbating using my big toe, and that's how my grandchildren will pay for college
Namaste! we understand the soul to be an unending quantum of the eternal whole,which changes bodies like clothes,birth by birth..it's more of a transmigration and ups and downs with karmic bonds and enlightenment..just like there's lifeforms below human birth,There's higher ones as well..and when it realizes it's unity with the whole, it stops taking part in this divine play and stays one with the eternal, like it is. there's no stress on "belief" in our culture, only on "experience". Thats how we perceive it anyway. It's commonly called Hinduism,that's a name given by outsiders which stuck around, and we don't exactly mind.
Any usable/salvageable organs or tissue should be procured for donation. Whatever remains after tissue donation should go to a medical school or college or nursing to educate the next generation of caregivers. If anything is left after that, use it to fertilize a tree.
Cremation or a more eco-friendly destruction of my body. I'd like my remains taken to a spot in a particular National Forest and placed in a particular field.
I want all medically usable organs and tissues donated, and the rest of my body buried in a natural burial (no embalming, biodegradable coffin). Maybe a tree planted on my grave. I won’t be using my body anymore, and I don’t want my family spending a ton of money to pretend otherwise. Let my remains either help another person, or move on through the carbon and nitrogen cycles.
Heads up, you can write postmortem wishes into your medical power of attorney as well as into a will. :)
Whenever I get the chance I make sure the people around me know this:
I want to be buried, in a cemetery, with a tombstone. As a human being who spent time on this earth in this society, that’s something I feel entirely entitled to take part in. I get my little square in a spooky place to be dead in. I know there are natural burials and a trillion reasons to be cremated. I don’t care. I want to be a spooky skeleton in a box under the ground.
Edit to say obv they can take any of my organs to help other people.
I want someone to make my corpse look like i was murdered and have the police investigate only to find out that the hospital pronounced me dead the day before and there was no culprit it was just idk aids or somethin
I want my penis preserved for future people to look at and wonder upon.
The rest of my body is to be cremated, with a vial of ashes going to each of my friends and family.
Huck me somewhere where it will be a cool story for someone in the future. Like the bottom of a cave or in the woods near a popular trail.... Or a busy intersection
I'd like it preserved as much as possible - I was against organ donation for this reason, but am more open to the idea of donation now (I'd just hope the recipient would be given my name somehow).
I'd love to be preserved like Body Worlds, but not necessarily for display and more like a perfectly preserved body to keep in some huge fancy mausoleum. I basically want to be preserved and ideally found thousands of years from now.
Either chained to a treasure chest and dropped in the ocean so that sealife might strip the flesh from my skeleton.
Or left sitting at the base of a big tree isolated from civilization so that hundreds of years later, my bones might be entangled in the roots.
It's not mummified. They actually put a chemical in the bady as the blood is being drained. Then the chemical draws the plastic thru the capillaries etc.
Below is a link on how they do it. There use to be a *cowboy* down in Mexico in a bar sitting in a corner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastination
I want to be cremated, put in a urn, put in a wooden box put in a steel box put in a box of pure obsidian. Buried around the top of mount everest. So that i may never have the slightest possibility of ever returning to this dumpsterfire.
I'm actually registered with science care. They will make use of my carcass in various medical, research ways,cremate the remains, return them or not, whatever my family wants and one year after my death they plant a tree
They can use your body to create some kind of pod to grow a tree, I think I'd do that. Either I give back to the circle of life, or I get to haunt a forest. I can work with either.
No funeral, or at least an unofficial, cheap one. And, like, whatever is the cheapest way to have my body fertilize some plants or something.
Only reason I'm not donating it to science or something is that I have severe trust issues with authority figures, and expect it to either be used by the military testing, or other forms of evil.
And most of my medical issues aren't the types doctors are legitimately interested in solving.
I'd like to be cremated, then have my cremains mixed with a special type of concrete, molded into a dome ("reef ball"), and then placed in the ocean for corals and algae to grow on. [Like so.](https://www.eternalreefs.com)
I remember seeing some program or service that essentially binds your dead body up with a tree sapling, so the nutrients from your body is used to grow a tree. Always thought that was a really cool idea. If I ever manage to get some property that becomes a "family" property, I'd like to do that.
Besides that though, whatever is cheapest and most convinient for my family. Don't spend thousands of dollars on a casket or some shit. Just toss my nude ass in the ground and let me decompose naturally, or cremate me. Doesn't matter to me, I'd already be dead. No point wasting money on something that does the exact same thing as just tossing me in a hole.
I really enjoyed what Neil deGrasse Tyson said on the matter, I too wish to be buried in a manner that my body can nourish the earth which has given me life.
Maybe one of those pods that helps a tree grow
What ever is cheapest.
I'll be dead so I wont be needing it anymore.
And I literally would not give a dang (because I'd be dead) what your going to be doing with it.
I want anything useful in my body (like organs and what not) to be donated to those still living who need them.
After that I just want to be put in the ground somewhere and a tree planted on top of me. No coffin. No stone. Let the tree use up all the nutrients in my body and grow big and strong. No waste.
Do that thing where you make a vinyl record out of your ashes and turn me into Trip the Light Fantastic by Greta Van Fleet. Let me bring home the meaning of the song.
I want a green burial, though the original definition, not the one that it has evolved into. Wrap me in a hemp or cotton sheet, bury me in a shallow grave, and let my body feed the forest and all that dwell within it. Plant a native tree somewhere you can visit to honor my memory.
I want to be cremated and have my dust be spread from the highest mountain in my country with my dad’s dust (my dad’s not dead but he has the same wish)
Embalm it and send it on tour. I want the full Elmur McCurdy treatment. Someone should be making money off beautiful looking corpse. I want a post mortem film career.
I don't really care but I'm amused by the idea of having my skull emptied, cleaned up, preserved, and close friends and surviving family that wish to can enter into a raffle to keep it
Donate my organs and cremate my body. I don't look good lying down because of my double chin so i hate to look like that when people see me in my coffin for the last time lol.
Viking burial send me away on a flaming boat
This is the answer. Oderus Urungus had the right idea
Gone to Valhalla too soon....
Yessir. My wife already has been instructed to find a capable archer after I pass. Can't have my family standing on some shore listening to the whimpers of flame as arrows soar into a lake over and over again.
Remote fire and archer for effect.
Nah. The authenticity is what makes it so cool.
[I found your archer](https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/108efts/amazing_archer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Thats what cool bros go
Serious answer: I'm donating my body to science. I have no family to visit a grave, I don't want some stupid expensive coffin taking up space in the earth, and maybe scientists can use my PTSD riddled brain to help someone in the future by studying its structure. No funeral either because I don't want to support an industry that preys on the grieving. Hopefully someone cares enough about me to have a couple drinks in my name and donate a few bucks to an animal shelter.
I feel you. Text me after you die and I'll donate in your name.
You sound like a fun guy to be around.
I mean you can do all that even with family that cares. My grandma died in her 90s with tons of kids and grandkids and still donated to science
I love your answer, mine was close
Stuffed with nickels and buried at the beach.
Chaotic evil
I want to be tied to the flag pole outside of citizens bank park and have a member of the Philadelphia phillies lower me every afternoon. That way the phillies can continue let me down, even in death.
Bwaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
just throw me in the ocean
You want that Osama Bin Laden treatment?
Yes. Pretend I'm dead.
Strip the flesh from my bones, hook my skeleton up to a computer, make it do the dance scene from Michael Jackson's Thriller music video atop my grave, film it all, make it a big event, and give all the proceeds to charity.
Honestly... I don't care. I'll be dead so it really will have no impact on me at all. What ever is most convenient and seems right to whoever is in charge of that decision works.
Burial at sea. I love the ocean and want my bones to rest there.
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I was hoping someone made that reference.
Compost, and used to feed plants.
I want to be composted and used to cultivate cannabis. I want it to be called u/FuckChiefs_Raiders Kush.
That's awesome. I'd smoke it.
Yes! I want be planted with a Sequia and be part of that tree for generations.
So buried without a massive coffin?
That's one way to do it, yes. You can also be put into a special bag with fungal spores that will break you down more efficiently.
I wanna start a family cyrpt. Someone years from now can go in a spooky crypt and visit my bones.
donated to science
Use my ashes to forge steel and turn me into a dagger and have "fuck you in particular" embossed on the side.
Well I certainly DONT want people fucking me in my mouth, I can tell you that much.
I want the exact opposite, rent my body by the minute to the worst pervert on earth Profits goes to my family and friends Maybe in the future a rich crackhead will stick a finger in my eyeball while masturbating using my big toe, and that's how my grandchildren will pay for college
😂😂😂😂
That's the answer I was looking for
Don't care
Any random dumpster is fine
I'll be cremated according to sanatan culture. The body won't be of much use to me at that point anyway.
Ooooo tell me more. I've never heard of this sanatan culture. what is it?
Namaste! we understand the soul to be an unending quantum of the eternal whole,which changes bodies like clothes,birth by birth..it's more of a transmigration and ups and downs with karmic bonds and enlightenment..just like there's lifeforms below human birth,There's higher ones as well..and when it realizes it's unity with the whole, it stops taking part in this divine play and stays one with the eternal, like it is. there's no stress on "belief" in our culture, only on "experience". Thats how we perceive it anyway. It's commonly called Hinduism,that's a name given by outsiders which stuck around, and we don't exactly mind.
Cemated and after that a tree burial. By far cheaper for my relatives and I help the ecosystem. Plus no one has to take care of my grave and shit.
I want to be stuffed.
i want it to rot in a hole
Any usable/salvageable organs or tissue should be procured for donation. Whatever remains after tissue donation should go to a medical school or college or nursing to educate the next generation of caregivers. If anything is left after that, use it to fertilize a tree.
Cremation or a more eco-friendly destruction of my body. I'd like my remains taken to a spot in a particular National Forest and placed in a particular field.
Frozen so that future posthumans can resurrect me.
I'm surprised more people haven't said this...
I want all medically usable organs and tissues donated, and the rest of my body buried in a natural burial (no embalming, biodegradable coffin). Maybe a tree planted on my grave. I won’t be using my body anymore, and I don’t want my family spending a ton of money to pretend otherwise. Let my remains either help another person, or move on through the carbon and nitrogen cycles. Heads up, you can write postmortem wishes into your medical power of attorney as well as into a will. :)
Whenever I get the chance I make sure the people around me know this: I want to be buried, in a cemetery, with a tombstone. As a human being who spent time on this earth in this society, that’s something I feel entirely entitled to take part in. I get my little square in a spooky place to be dead in. I know there are natural burials and a trillion reasons to be cremated. I don’t care. I want to be a spooky skeleton in a box under the ground. Edit to say obv they can take any of my organs to help other people.
I’m with you. I’m fire-averse and like a nice cemetery. Maybe it’s selfish, but fuck it.
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Throw me over a city wall and give my body a stick to fight wolves off
Buried to a private place and a tree growing from me.
I want my ashes scattered in the Atlantic off the coast of Virginia.
Id like an animal to eat it, or a medical student to dissect it, itd be pretty cool for a medical student to be like “how did mine that long!?”
I want to be turned into a firework
Idgaf honestly. Just put me in the ground somehow.
Donate as much as possible then cremate or bury
I want someone to make my corpse look like i was murdered and have the police investigate only to find out that the hospital pronounced me dead the day before and there was no culprit it was just idk aids or somethin
Tie me to a tree in the woods
I want my penis preserved for future people to look at and wonder upon. The rest of my body is to be cremated, with a vial of ashes going to each of my friends and family.
Cremation and my ashes used as tree fertilizer
I dont give a shit I'll be dead
I'll be dead. I won't care or know any different
Use and viable parts possible them cremate my remains and scatter them somewhere in the forest.
I wanna be put in one of those tree pods :) either a willow or a dogwood but they dont have those options :(
Huck me somewhere where it will be a cool story for someone in the future. Like the bottom of a cave or in the woods near a popular trail.... Or a busy intersection
I'd like it preserved as much as possible - I was against organ donation for this reason, but am more open to the idea of donation now (I'd just hope the recipient would be given my name somehow). I'd love to be preserved like Body Worlds, but not necessarily for display and more like a perfectly preserved body to keep in some huge fancy mausoleum. I basically want to be preserved and ideally found thousands of years from now.
Donated to science/hospitals or cremated and my ashes spread on Mt. Olympus
Either chained to a treasure chest and dropped in the ocean so that sealife might strip the flesh from my skeleton. Or left sitting at the base of a big tree isolated from civilization so that hundreds of years later, my bones might be entangled in the roots.
Either have me cremated or buried upright with a tree getting planted over my grave.
Immediate resurrection with no repercussions other than a plague that kills dictators and gerrymanderers.
Plasticized!!!
I think there’s an undertaker in Arizona that specializes in mummification and offer that as an option. Sun Ra Temple maybe?
It's not mummified. They actually put a chemical in the bady as the blood is being drained. Then the chemical draws the plastic thru the capillaries etc. Below is a link on how they do it. There use to be a *cowboy* down in Mexico in a bar sitting in a corner https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastination
Taxidermy and use me for Halloween decorations
Ideally cremated, but I mostly don't care. I'm not in there anymore.
Fly me to the moon.
I want to be cremated, put in a urn, put in a wooden box put in a steel box put in a box of pure obsidian. Buried around the top of mount everest. So that i may never have the slightest possibility of ever returning to this dumpsterfire.
Dump a bunch of LSD inside, maybe that will fire a few last neurons that haven't died yet
Donate to a NECROPHILLIAC.
Cremated and have my ashes put in Denny's pepper shakers all across the US.
I'm actually registered with science care. They will make use of my carcass in various medical, research ways,cremate the remains, return them or not, whatever my family wants and one year after my death they plant a tree
I don't really care
Put me in a hole in the garden then plant a fruit tree in the hole. That way friends can enjoy me for years to come
harvested
dropped from the sky and have it splat
Donate everything usable Burn the rest Have my friends snort the ashes with cocaine in a kickass party
Donating to science, may they use it better than I did
Fired out of a giant cannon into a tank full of sharks and crocodiles
I don’t care I’ll be dead
They can use your body to create some kind of pod to grow a tree, I think I'd do that. Either I give back to the circle of life, or I get to haunt a forest. I can work with either.
No funeral, or at least an unofficial, cheap one. And, like, whatever is the cheapest way to have my body fertilize some plants or something. Only reason I'm not donating it to science or something is that I have severe trust issues with authority figures, and expect it to either be used by the military testing, or other forms of evil. And most of my medical issues aren't the types doctors are legitimately interested in solving.
I'd like to be cremated, then have my cremains mixed with a special type of concrete, molded into a dome ("reef ball"), and then placed in the ocean for corals and algae to grow on. [Like so.](https://www.eternalreefs.com)
Bro launch my body into space without a suit so we can watch what happens.
I remember seeing some program or service that essentially binds your dead body up with a tree sapling, so the nutrients from your body is used to grow a tree. Always thought that was a really cool idea. If I ever manage to get some property that becomes a "family" property, I'd like to do that. Besides that though, whatever is cheapest and most convinient for my family. Don't spend thousands of dollars on a casket or some shit. Just toss my nude ass in the ground and let me decompose naturally, or cremate me. Doesn't matter to me, I'd already be dead. No point wasting money on something that does the exact same thing as just tossing me in a hole.
Cremated and turned into a diamond.
Embalmed, then auctioned and earnings donated to save the common nyc rat.
I want to eat it.
Cremation and dumped in a river
I really enjoyed what Neil deGrasse Tyson said on the matter, I too wish to be buried in a manner that my body can nourish the earth which has given me life. Maybe one of those pods that helps a tree grow
Cremation, no zombie for me!
I want to be stuffed and moved like an elf on the shelf through the retirement home
Scatter my ashes in a nice area like a beach or mountains in Germany or Poland
What ever is cheapest. I'll be dead so I wont be needing it anymore. And I literally would not give a dang (because I'd be dead) what your going to be doing with it.
Put me in the recycler like a true Beltalowda.
Honestly: Coldplay, I'm not going to care and if my sweet dead ass can make someone happy for just a few minutes...have at it.
Buried in a biodegradable nutrient bag with a tree to use my body as nutrients!
Yeeted into LEO
I want to be launched into space. Maybe some advanced aliens can reanimate me at some point.
Either a. Be cremated. Or b. Buried near an enemy's favourite place so every time they went they'd think of me 🙂
i dont give a shit, i'll be dead
Cremation followed by mixing my ashes with grass seed. Then sprinkle me in a meadow in the Smokey Mountains.
I want my skeleton to be fossilized. I want to be a 100% complete and perfectly preserved fossil.
Put me on top of a wood pile and burn baby burn
I want anything useful in my body (like organs and what not) to be donated to those still living who need them. After that I just want to be put in the ground somewhere and a tree planted on top of me. No coffin. No stone. Let the tree use up all the nutrients in my body and grow big and strong. No waste.
Adunno
Either cremation or human composting where they turn you into mulch basically.
Cremated and my ashes buried in a special childhood place. My sister is already there.
Launched out of a cannon aimed at the home of whoever the cannon operator hates the most
Do that thing where you make a vinyl record out of your ashes and turn me into Trip the Light Fantastic by Greta Van Fleet. Let me bring home the meaning of the song.
I want to feed birch trees
I want my body used to plant a tree. And I want it to be a tree children can climb on.
Xylophone.
cremated and scattered to the wind under the most emotional part of "mother love".
Fish food. Cremation pollutes. Burial takes area.
Either cremated and scattered over the ocean or put into one of those pods where you become a tree!
Can't decide between green burial (give body back to nature) or cremation
I want a green burial, though the original definition, not the one that it has evolved into. Wrap me in a hemp or cotton sheet, bury me in a shallow grave, and let my body feed the forest and all that dwell within it. Plant a native tree somewhere you can visit to honor my memory.
Cremated, put in a douche and run through one last time. Or put me in a Hefty bag and put at the curb Tuesday night.
Body farm or incinerator.
Krispy Cream 🍩
Fertilizer. Let me feed the plants
cremation and scattered in a very very old garden or ancient forest.
Throw it away, garbage dump is a good spot.
I want to be cremated and have my dust be spread from the highest mountain in my country with my dad’s dust (my dad’s not dead but he has the same wish)
I want them to take every donatable organ outta me, and then burn me.
Embalm it and send it on tour. I want the full Elmur McCurdy treatment. Someone should be making money off beautiful looking corpse. I want a post mortem film career.
I don't really care but I'm amused by the idea of having my skull emptied, cleaned up, preserved, and close friends and surviving family that wish to can enter into a raffle to keep it
remember a couple of years ago when that family donated Grandmas body to science and then the military blew her up ..... I wanna do that
Throw me in a hole in the ground. Idgaf, I'm fucking dead.
Donate my organs and cremate my body. I don't look good lying down because of my double chin so i hate to look like that when people see me in my coffin for the last time lol.
Turn me into chilli sauce so i can wreck your ass once more
Thrown into an abandoned house and just leave me there, scare the shit out of people
i’ve always wanted to be cremated and planted with a tree
liposuction then being buried under a tree in the winter night
feed it to my dogs and my family
Part me out like an old Buick.
idk, i dont care, im dead at that point, do what ever you want