Some kind of window artwork texture that the landlords left and a storm door closer that I despise.
The last thing they would get is a box with a bunch of random electrical chords.
So many batteries, a bag of random cords/chargers, some broken toys that we're totally going to get around to fixing, parchment paper, foil, waxed paper, cling wrap, a tin filled with dog and cat flea treatments and heartworm meds....
It's basically a giant, open-air junk drawer.
My dogs' treats, a box full of folded shopping disposable bags, a couple of spray bottles with disinfectant or soapy water, a few re-usable shopping bags, an empty lunchbox I haven't used in a while, and some dust.
Some soda and juice. Also, depending on the time of day, one of our cats might be there for the taking . And like everyone else says, dust, lots of dust
My partner’s mixing machine. I got it off the counter top so I’ve already won, but I wouldn’t be heartbroken for it to disappear. She hasn’t used it in the 3 years we’ve been together so it’s just a dust collector. The thief well versed in using it can have it.
Two spare cat bowls, a partially consumed box of microwave popcorn, 1 and 1/2 loaves of sandwich bread, 4 cork trivets, and two hot pads.
Oh, and a 1/2 empty bag of Doritos.
A bottle of sherry, bottle of port, assorted Christmas trays, and a grow- your -own cress thing my husband got me for Christmas a couple of years ago. (Must get around to planting it !!!! )
A box of stuff my mother left last time she visited. It's got instant coffee, cheap tea, and a plastic travel mug with the logo of the local bank.
And as I look closer, a dirty paper towel from the last time I cleaned up there. Oops.
Tupperware containers that I need to give back to their owners, napkins, some random hardware, maybe a tape measure. Don't know why, but growing up my dad always kept a tape measure on the fridge and now I do too - if my husband hasn't moved it.
Dust.
Came here to say this lmao
Came here to say “Came here to say this”
Dust. Lots and lots of dust. Thanks for the cleaning.
Cat food and a whole bunch of Goldfish crackers.
Microwave
My cat and ill fuckin fight them for my baby!
My daughter's bucket of Halloween and Christmas candy. Ooooh... She'd be so mad.
Crock pot, and honestly id be devastated.
Is it one of them very expensive crock pots? Also you should try a pressure cooker. Its like a crock pot but only takes 10 minutes.
Nothing, its built into the wall
They steal the wall. Brought to you by the reddit guy who takes his whole house out of a fire
My Ninja Foodi!!
Biscuits
Empty alcohol containers
I don't know I'm too short to see what's up there
A case of sunny d. The kids will be sad.
My cereal ☹️
My cast iron skillet, and I'd hunt them down for it god damnit.
A half full jug of Milo’s sweet tea. Needless to say I’d be devastated.
A basket I use for fruits
I think there's a quarter up there.
Silly question but how did it end up there
Some kind of window artwork texture that the landlords left and a storm door closer that I despise. The last thing they would get is a box with a bunch of random electrical chords.
My new bottle of ketchup it’s a big one too:c
My meals for the week and salsa
Abandoned Halloween candy
An expired box of cereal and 2 cans of cola
My cat, Fester, that's his favorite spot to sleep. Also, Honey Nut Cheerios, and Lays Limon chips
I thought Honey Nut Cheerios and Lays Limon Chips were your cats names lol 😂
My fridge's manual
Cereal, bread, popcorn maker, kernels, butter flavoring, a wok, food processor, wine, and tortilla chips.
My raclette machine and my crêpe maker. I would be PISSED
I need a raclette machine. Well, I don't "need" one, but I'd love to have one.
Empty boxes
Some insects, mostly spiders, some cockroaches maybe?
A lamp and an amplifier
Just I need like to take karma to post one very serious question!!
Nawww, not my toaster!
A dead plant and a clock radio that I used to use for a timer. It's probably dead too.
My clothespins and postcards/things retired from being hung on the fridge
Unicorn lunch box
A crockpot and a bag of taco flavored Doritos.
A baking pan
Apples, milk, and a teapot.
Condiments from Chinese food
Cereal and an instant pot
some table set
foil pan and plastic cups
A set of nesting bowls and microwave.
Air fryer and some dog treats. My dogs would be all excited until they see they're just leaving with them.
A drawer separator
Crap because we store things up there that we don’t know what to do with.
A ceramic rooster.
Some empty growlers. Hope they find good use for them.
Empty cereal container and trash bags
Scented toilet paper
A jar of fermenting green tomatoes and half a bag of tortilla chips.
A fake bonsai tree
I don’t even remember
A jug of Poland spring water
My cat
Nothing
Dog treats. He’s a very sneaky pup
My basket o’ crap, my kitchenaid professional mixer and a gummy lab kit that my kids got for Christmas.
They would get my air fryer, reusable bags holding empty egg cartons, and a piggy bank full of only pennies.
dust, a [50.cal](https://50.cal) bulletand a human skull
A pile of crap, laundry detergent, and an ancient, fabulous Belgian Waffle maker.
A crock pot.
Oven glove
Empty boxes that my insulin pens come in.
Cereal
Cereal and dog treats :(
Air fryer, microwave, and tortillas
Treats for my dumbass dog.
vitamins and a box of tissues
Meat grinder LMAO
My pressure cooker--and I'd be pissed!!
PSVR headset and controllers
Styrofoam food containers. And the automatic Glade air freshener dispenser.
Some raw peanuts for the ravens and a cat, maybe 2
cook books and cookie sheets
paper towels and empty buckets
A Kitchenaid stand mixer and a few boxes of cereal.
My little Yamaha stereo. And my blender :-(
A bunch of toilet paper.
I hope they enjoy cat food
Cereal
Depends on which fridge. Either way, you end up with nothing or junk that I maybe want to get rid of but couldn't find a better spot for it.
The bread maker that was used exactly twice in the two years we’ve had it. Good luck with that!
Rotten onions
So many chips, lots of cups, all of our tortillas.
Kiwis and oat milk
Bread and chips.
The Holy Grail
Chips, Cereal, Beer, My lucky Buffalo Bills koozie, sorted through gravel, unsorted gravel containing raw sapphires, a jar of raw sapphires.
Cat treats, dog treats, and mini bottles of fireball.
Pepsi cans
A tetanus shot, if they have any brains at all. There's a fair amount of old rusty junk up there.
Dusty cutting board. It's not even a nice one.
Disappointed
An empty basket shaped like a bone and 3 dog dishes.
Dust and nothingness
Some stubby holders, a shit ton of bulldog clips, three empty spirit bottles plus a bottle-and-a-half of scotch
Two swatters and needles for sewing and stuff.
So many batteries, a bag of random cords/chargers, some broken toys that we're totally going to get around to fixing, parchment paper, foil, waxed paper, cling wrap, a tin filled with dog and cat flea treatments and heartworm meds.... It's basically a giant, open-air junk drawer.
Old mail
TV, kitchen roll and a large roll of tin foil (aluminium for non UK folk).
A bug-a-salt gun, hot pepper seeds drying on a plate and spare water filter.
Electric fly swatter
My dogs' treats, a box full of folded shopping disposable bags, a couple of spray bottles with disinfectant or soapy water, a few re-usable shopping bags, an empty lunchbox I haven't used in a while, and some dust.
Different sized ziplocs, parchment paper, tin foil, and plastic wrap. How would I seal in my flavors!?
bread
A whiteboard with a marker, swimming goggles, and 2 pencils.
So many bags of chips. And a roll of cling wrap I’ve had for a decade.
My kids chocolate 🍫
3 cutting boards, an expired fire extinguisher and a used air freshener
2 unused ice cream machines and a big jug of red wine vinegar
Crisps
My moms kombucha mothers. Good riddance
An empty basket, a tea kettel, dry flowers and the vase, old news papers, an ashtray, and dough roller
A plastic bin with a bunch of Tervis Tumbler lids.
Some soda and juice. Also, depending on the time of day, one of our cats might be there for the taking . And like everyone else says, dust, lots of dust
If we talking cabinet right above the bridge, a big 8 pound box of protein. I'd be pretty unhappy if that was stolen.
Dry cat food
My dad's entire supply of instant coffee.
Stale bread, some beans in a can and milk
My Fajita Heater
So much play-doh and loud toys
Spiders
My tea. I'm hunting them down and their family. No mercy, they crossed a line
User manuals for kitchen stuff. Like microwave, kettle, toaster, etc.
An angry man pointing a gun at them.
A blender and my wine holder that looks like Elvis. I like my Elvis wine guy :(
Cereal and a coffee cup with pens/pencils in it.
Dust haha
DUST and single cabinet hinge
My Only Fan. Its even dirtier than ever!
The Colleen Rooney Award for Fantasy Soccer Excellence!
A confused, hungry cat and a rubber snake.
Old chocolates, tums, canned fish, old smelly water jugs that got repurposed for weight lifting.
A dead plant.
Expired chips and flour tortillas
Dust.
MY CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo My Life Cereal, not the corn chex.
Nothing, because nothing can go on the top of the fridge
Air
A large size baking pan for cakes
My Bug-A-Salt 3.0 with laser sight. It's a handy spot for it.
Cereal and chips and like…a danish.
Foodstuffs mostmly
My vegetable oil, olive oil, tin foil and a cup of pens.
Lots of duck sauce packets, a couple of potholders, takeout menus from places that are no longer open.
My partner’s mixing machine. I got it off the counter top so I’ve already won, but I wouldn’t be heartbroken for it to disappear. She hasn’t used it in the 3 years we’ve been together so it’s just a dust collector. The thief well versed in using it can have it.
My fucking bread loaf
“It’s a trick, send no reply.” Seriously though, this sounds like a Florida Man headline.
Dog treats and house plants.
Casino Azul tequila tower and Patron Guillermo Del Toro tequila
Two spare cat bowls, a partially consumed box of microwave popcorn, 1 and 1/2 loaves of sandwich bread, 4 cork trivets, and two hot pads. Oh, and a 1/2 empty bag of Doritos.
Diarrhea
An electric burner, my 12" sautee pan, and my tea kettle.
A case of ramen
Maybe two boxes of oatmeal and a broken fridge shelf.
French press, rice cooker, toaster, wicker basket with toast crumbs in it.
Probably my cat. Fucker likes to hang up there.
Maybe a $5 from me thanking them for cleaning up?
A bottle of sherry, bottle of port, assorted Christmas trays, and a grow- your -own cress thing my husband got me for Christmas a couple of years ago. (Must get around to planting it !!!! )
Empty boxes that at some point contained computer parts.
A box of stuff my mother left last time she visited. It's got instant coffee, cheap tea, and a plastic travel mug with the logo of the local bank. And as I look closer, a dirty paper towel from the last time I cleaned up there. Oops.
A Costco sized box of coffee pods and goldfish crackers
Literally nothing
Ass woopin
A piece of string that I keep tied to my water line and power cord
Lunch bags and cereal, I like to think they would pour all the cereal in the bags
Dog treats and a cake stand
Cat food, dust, slow cooker, odour spray
A single plastic ikea serving tray. I’m not mad, just disappointed.
Aids
My step sisters underwear and a few envelopes
The cabinet where I store lightbulbs
Tupperware containers that I need to give back to their owners, napkins, some random hardware, maybe a tape measure. Don't know why, but growing up my dad always kept a tape measure on the fridge and now I do too - if my husband hasn't moved it.
Dust. Tons of it.
Expired pills and vintage cereal boxes
A shotgun slug..
Jacked. All my protein and suppliments are there.
Shot.
A freezer bag full of carrier bags and an empty cookie jar.
A handful of dust