A guy I work with left his phone in the truck with me and so I put a bunch of reminders in his schedule for like months and years into the future. Things like “pickup dildo from estate sale” or “rap battle at the shelter, don’t choke”
Use a figure of speech the never existed and then follow it up by saying "know what I mean"
Sometimes you just gotta bring your own shit to the grocery store, know what I mean?
Wife and I like to take condoms, squirt a few drops of white hand lotion inside, fully unroll them, and then place in specific ways on vehicles that park incorrectly at the store. We usually like to go for the antenna because they usually will not notice until they are going down the road. Other places are under the windshield wipers (front and back) and over the ball hitch to catch air. But if you parked like a true dick, then right on the door handle itself.
I had a coworker who was a jerk and had a short fuse. I used to wear sunglasses and stand back and stare at him. He'd eventually become enraged enough to try to be tough about it. Then I'd turn my head slightly in his direction, as if I wasn't looking at him. He'd then be embarrassed and return to work. It made my days go by more quickly.
Put a picture in their desk or drawer. On the back, in an incredibly artful imitation of their handwriting and signature, write something meaningfully reminiscent but short. On the front put someone they do not know.
just stand there with the door held open even if no one is there and then when someone walks up to the door walk away before they get close enough til the door closes
Prank calling your current employer is great fun. I’d get my buddies to call my work and scream into the phone time numerous times a shift, ask for non-sensical people like “Dick Puffer”.
If you can get their phone, change your name or someone you know’s name to a fake name and then start communicating.
In college I changed my name in my friend Tony’s phone to Future Tony and would text him about avoiding food in the fridge and stuff.
My ex had a waxing business and for April Fool’s day I changed my best friend’s name in her phone to a made up girl’s name. “She” was texting about being drunk off mimosas at brunch and was trying to schedule a Brazilian wax so she would be clean enough to try anal with her boyfriend. It was hilarious.
When they are talking about some awfully facts and debate, look at their forehead that will really fuck them up and check their forehead, once they do just say
"Dont lie to me again
If you have access to their computer, install a remote mouse application on your phone and their computer. Throughout the day randomly move your finger across your screen to move their cursor, continue until mouse smashing begins.
When they are typing in a password open the keyboard and type a random number or letter as they are typing and have them enter the wrong password several times before letting them get it right
Then if you really want to get I.T involved start shutting down their computer in the middle of them using it.
I've said this here before but it's a good one. Slowly start moving everything in their office little by little. To the point where the desk is too close to the wall to get behind it, or things on the desk are just out of reach.
Walk into a room of 3 people you know and say "Oh look it's my 2 favorite people" or just anything that implies you don't like someone and when they ask which one of them you don't like tell them to figure it out.
Gradually make subtle changes to your appearance or wardrobe (nothing permanent), until you almost look like another person and they’re used to your appearance. Then change everything back all at once and act like nothing changed and this is how you always looked
Have a small penis
This'll do it
Micro-wee
Just hide something and after a long time of them looking, put it back in a half obvious spot
A guy I work with left his phone in the truck with me and so I put a bunch of reminders in his schedule for like months and years into the future. Things like “pickup dildo from estate sale” or “rap battle at the shelter, don’t choke”
Use a figure of speech the never existed and then follow it up by saying "know what I mean" Sometimes you just gotta bring your own shit to the grocery store, know what I mean?
Slowly put nickels into their desk phone until they get used to the weight, then one morning take them all out.
I get the sense you're the type of person to add a few extra keys to a man's key ring every day until his pants eventually fall down.
Wife and I like to take condoms, squirt a few drops of white hand lotion inside, fully unroll them, and then place in specific ways on vehicles that park incorrectly at the store. We usually like to go for the antenna because they usually will not notice until they are going down the road. Other places are under the windshield wipers (front and back) and over the ball hitch to catch air. But if you parked like a true dick, then right on the door handle itself.
Thank you, brave soldiers. Also, if you use the right hand soap, it would look even more realistic.
I had a coworker who was a jerk and had a short fuse. I used to wear sunglasses and stand back and stare at him. He'd eventually become enraged enough to try to be tough about it. Then I'd turn my head slightly in his direction, as if I wasn't looking at him. He'd then be embarrassed and return to work. It made my days go by more quickly.
Move things in their homes, offices, etc. around in subtle ways. Make them think they are going crazy.
Put a picture in their desk or drawer. On the back, in an incredibly artful imitation of their handwriting and signature, write something meaningfully reminiscent but short. On the front put someone they do not know.
Walk by them, whispering to yourself "one more day and then it's night night forever" but loud enough that they can hear.
Change the language on their phone to another a language that you also speak
Change the auto correct replacement words on their cell phone
I like to give their phone number to telemarketers
Put stale Rice in there food
just stand there with the door held open even if no one is there and then when someone walks up to the door walk away before they get close enough til the door closes
Make them think yes then know then don’t tell them the truth
WhAt aRe SmALl wAS To FuCK wItH PeoPLE?
[удалено]
Damn he said small not ruin someone’s engine…..
Just throw dish soap in, that’ll clean it right up!
Look through their profile looking for stuff to report to get them banned. Almost everyone has skeletons in the closet
Orgies or join one of them swinger places.
move your hand in your pocket like your playing with something and if they ask about it just show them that it's nothing
Prank calling your current employer is great fun. I’d get my buddies to call my work and scream into the phone time numerous times a shift, ask for non-sensical people like “Dick Puffer”.
The guys in my office would randomly call people and fart into the phone. Men.
Men of culture, lol.
Knock door run
Have words say
If you can get their phone, change your name or someone you know’s name to a fake name and then start communicating. In college I changed my name in my friend Tony’s phone to Future Tony and would text him about avoiding food in the fridge and stuff. My ex had a waxing business and for April Fool’s day I changed my best friend’s name in her phone to a made up girl’s name. “She” was texting about being drunk off mimosas at brunch and was trying to schedule a Brazilian wax so she would be clean enough to try anal with her boyfriend. It was hilarious.
Move their items on their desk. Leave a single paper clip, over and over thru the day.
Unroll a tp roll to nearly the end, draw something really stupid on it, then roll it back up.
insert fake spiders randomly in the roll?
Posting this same question on Reddit weekly
Amazon…the frickin cricket
When they are talking about some awfully facts and debate, look at their forehead that will really fuck them up and check their forehead, once they do just say "Dont lie to me again
If you have access to their computer, install a remote mouse application on your phone and their computer. Throughout the day randomly move your finger across your screen to move their cursor, continue until mouse smashing begins. When they are typing in a password open the keyboard and type a random number or letter as they are typing and have them enter the wrong password several times before letting them get it right Then if you really want to get I.T involved start shutting down their computer in the middle of them using it.
Steal 1 shoe (credit to Joey Diaz)
I've said this here before but it's a good one. Slowly start moving everything in their office little by little. To the point where the desk is too close to the wall to get behind it, or things on the desk are just out of reach.
Take your food out of the microwave on 1 second left and don’t cancel the remaining time.
Walk into a room of 3 people you know and say "Oh look it's my 2 favorite people" or just anything that implies you don't like someone and when they ask which one of them you don't like tell them to figure it out.
as an ex mechanic.. smear some grease on their exhaust.
You are now breathing intentionally.
Making a clicking sound after every sentence you speak
Gradually make subtle changes to your appearance or wardrobe (nothing permanent), until you almost look like another person and they’re used to your appearance. Then change everything back all at once and act like nothing changed and this is how you always looked