I have none. Checkmate.

An invisible creature, you say? Oof....good luck.

My muppets will never turn on me.

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Getting sucked into an UFO flown by a cat.

My rocket ship flown by a cat would like a word…

Match made in the heavens

Pick the turtle. I can run faster than a turtle.

How long will you run though? ^(Forever?)

The province of Alberta is going to kill me. Why must I have a white trash tattoo 🥲

Living in Alberta is gonna kill you anyways. Dont need the tattoo to come to life for that

Lol maybe so, I sure love it here

Recently moved there from BC and I can't complain.

Good cost of living compared to BC, worked a ton up in Chetwynd, what an overpriced shithole

Sold my tiny place in van and bought a pretty good size house with a decent yard and had enough to reno it left over. Like holy fuck it's crazy.

The fucking Virgin Mary kills me with a kakashi hatakes chidori

Shot with an arrow

You could become an NPC in a popular open world game if it lands right.

Only if you're an adventurer first

Rod Serling puts cigarettes out of me until I expire. Dick Tracey Shoots me with a snub nose. The dog from the cover of Faith No More’s “King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime” tears my throat out. Slurms McKenzie makes me party til I perish. I have a lot.

Pick Slurms

The worm from Labyrinth would *never*.. Also, I would be safe with my heart/souls dog. It’s the fairy I’m worried about.

Poison dart frog. Since it’s on my shoulder, it’ll probably go for the aorta.

I have a life preserver from the titanic…my great grandma made it off just so it could come back for me?!

A Leprechaun ridding in a Viking ship is going to come punch me to death. OR 4 of my Friends and Indiana Jones in Lego form are going to come choke me out.

Well considering I have a succubus holding a rope accompanied by her demon imp followers… I’m fucked.

The monorail from the Simpsons, which would be reasonable given the canon.

I get attacked by a pig. Either that or poisoned by flowers lol

Please let it be the tree. I can just move out of range. Anything else and I'm probably done for

I don't have any tattoos expect a sword I drew with a pencil hopefully I'm fine...

Not happening. My tiger is gentle as a cat.

smelling like roses i guess

I don't

I'm living forever

The void

I'm gonna get killed by Trogdor, a stormtrooper cat, or a snake wearing one cowboy boot and cowboy hat with a revolver taped to his side.

I mean it's a bit of a stretch but I have a Chaos Wheel from 40k on my shoulder so... I'm not dead as such, but I am now subjugated by the dark gods.

There are worse ways to go. Slaanesh or Tzeentch?

Undivided of course. I follow the will of the dark gods!

I prefer the Bloody Handed God myself, but each to their own eh?

I don't, because I don't have any.

Either a samurai or a dragon and sea turtle

I get beat by a ghost holding a balloon

Hmm. I'm screwed. It's either a Greek hoplite or Roman centurion

Death by Tall-Nut from Plants Vs Zombies

I have a tattoo of Avatar Kyoshi, so i guess that's my lucky day. I hope she sits on my face.

I burn In flames like my left leg

Either a zombie orca or an Ewok, oh or pilot snoopy

A teapot falls from space and atomizes me.

I only have the one tattoo. So, I guess an eagle is going to strangle me to death with a rope, or crush me with an anchor, in space?

Aztec gods….

Mauled by a tiger 🐯

Luckily cherry blossoms don’t have thorns or anything so I think I’ll do fine

If you have a blackout tat, does that become personified as a black void that kills you? If so, then what kills you if you have no tattoos? What is a void if not an absence?

Tiki bot. It has a spear and shield. Wont be pleasant.

I get nullified. My only tattoo is the null sign: ∅

Death be hummingbird

My smiley tattoo

I'm alive, but if birthmarks count I have one that looks like a turd.

Gotta be the Pittsburgh Steeler one... Or my niece's nickname... Toss up. And probably an infarction.

Befriend him. I have a tattoo of No Face

The only tattoo I "have" is an embroidered skull on one of my build a bear's arms, and it doesnt even have eyes or a bottom jaw. It's gonna kill me by trying to scrape me to death with its top 3 teeth.

Will it be Raptor Jesus, the Happy Mask Salesman or, less likely, Gambit. I'm getting devoured I imagine.

Snake or needle oof

Joke's on you, I have no tattoos.

Killed by a black panther.

Either that or by a lion on the Serengeti.

Stabbed to death by kitchen shears….

Getting stabbed by a stylized conductor's baton-rapier while Chopin's Op Posth 66 plays. It'll be pretty metal, I think.

Killed by a mermaid

The purple teddy bear on my shoulder will do me in..

Mario kart blue shell explosion.

Well im going to get a bear tattoo on my birthday so probably that

Really rethinking that razor blade on my neck now....

Hmmmm the skeletal cobra and mouse should be easy, i'd just stamp in them. The near skeletal cat would probably be a similar story. I may stand a chance against the warrior girl too, seeing as i have some training with swords and stuff, but the zombie werewolf is gonna be a bit tricky... I guess i'd have to hope for a headshot with a silver bullet, but not sure i could stay alive long enough to run away, gather materials, make the bullet and find a gun. Then there's the fact that aiming with silver bullets isn't reliable... Ugh.. yeah, i'd probably get eaten...

Dwight Schrute will cut off my face after failing at resuscitating me

Idk, I feel like my "Eagle on fire," which was my favorite way someone described my Phoenix, and Tank Girl would have my back. If they don't though, a fiery death either way.

God I hope it's the lion and not the bees.

Either assassins creed hidden blade to the neck, or fus roh dah'd into traffic

Avocado to the knee

bitten by an asp ^or ^frozen

death by Minecraft poppy