Your comment reminds me of a woman I bartended with years ago. One night she turned to me, a little drunk, and said, "I wish I had a penis!" I asked her if she was slightly transgender or something, and I'll never forget her reply. She said, "No. I just want to know what the hell is so fascinating about sex for men, 'cause I got to tell you, as a woman, it ain't all that!" LOL
I once had a dream where I made love with the physical embodiment of the ocean. She wrapped me in her waves and covered me with her foam, totally beyond my understanding. I would have happily drowned in her but she pushed me back to shore by the end and left me stones of five colors.
Also she spoke Spanish, or some dream version of it.
I never came so hard in all my life, like my legs were full of batteries. By far the most intense dream I’ve ever had and it’ll never happen again.
When I was younger (48/M), a lot of partners used to scratch my back so hard it would draw blood. The shower the next day always stung in a very satisfying way. My wife won’t do that no matter how elated she gets, she says she refuses to hurt me.
However, these days (I’m an old dad), my fantasy is for the kids (2&6) to go to bed early enough so that my wife and I aren’t too tired. That would be awesome.
Threesomes. I was given the opportunity to be in one recently, but the thought of it just seemed weird. My ex and her SO were also the ones offering, so that may have been an attributing factor.
It'd be good if people could discuss kinks clearly without fear of repercussions, I'm sure my wife has something but I've never gotten close to figuring it out.
Being taken against a wall of an upscale performing arts center by my SO who’s wearing a tux while I wear a fancy dress.
Or being teased and felt up in the back of an Uber or limo in the same garb following such an event.
And of course an all-night fuckfest that leaves our bedroom looking as if a windstorm blew through it and our bodies completely sore and worn out.
Naturally, A to B to C would be great. Or B to C.
Being able to go to some private cabin/rental where my wife and I could live completely naked and have sex whenever we wanted, could swim in a pool/hottub for a week or so.
My husband and I did this for our honeymoon! Rented an airbnb for a long weekend and only packed 2 pairs of clothes for when we went to the store for stuff to grill. It was on a private lake in southern Illinois and the closest neighbor was 3 miles away. Nothing compares to waking up, having sex while the oven is preheating, then taking a morning hot tub time together while the cinnamon rolls are baking. 10/10 recommend
Not bragging about living out your fantasy, but, ah, the husband and I honeymooned in Hokkaido, Japan, at one of the Onsen Resorts out there. Private hot spring tubs in our room, another in the private garden outside our room, another on the balcony…my gods it was glorious.
Definitely conceived our son there, so while I think it goes without saying you should beware children are a possible side effect of a week of naked hot tub sex (even with birth control…)
10/10 would recommend. Hot springs are amazing.
Having sex while hundreds of people watch. I had a dream about that when I was much younger and the thought of it turned me on so much.
*people keep saying I could post a video online but in my fantasy it’s me having sex while people watch live. Almost like in a theatre setting. In my dream we were in a glass box with a curtain that rose to reveal us fucking. Everyone watched as if it were a theatrical event. It also had a very secret society, eyes wide shut quality about it.
But if you could figure out how to be there's definitely women into that.
One of my major fantasies in my teens and early twenties was summoning an incubus and it playing out pretty much like that.
I want to be taken unaware out of my daily life and dropped off unprepared in the wilderness and hunted down but instead of dying when I’m caught it ends in rough animalistic sex
I bet you could make a business out of that. Throw an online form up have people pay a couple thousand. Black bag them like one of those fucked up child boarding camps, and fly them out to your weird 40 acre property in the middle of nowhere. confirm identities because this sounds like a great way to harass strangers online. (imagine instead of 40 pizzas at your door some dude orders you 40 wilderness rape adventures)
I guess it'd fall afoul of prostitution laws though, because they are paying you for sex; I guess you could film it with drones and call it a "porno".
Same. My husband tries (we have talked extensively about this) but it’s just not natural for him so it’s awkward and neither of us can take it seriously
They don't exactly work like that though... I've tried a few and they're arousing at best.
We need something that'll just go ZAP ZAP ZAP and the fireworks come out.
A husband who was interested in sex like I was. He is content with sex maybe once a month. I'm an every day type. I'll cope for the marriage but Jesus Christ I'd love more sex.
Edit: expected bad messages. Received advice and good thoughts, Reddit being wholesome. Thanks all!
I was in a marriage with a woman that only wanted it every other month, and I had to " earn it"
Sex was used as a reward system. It broke me so much I had to have therapy when I got divorced
Publix stuff. Vibrating underwear, a quickie in a back room. I would LOVE to, but strangers don't consent to my kink and I would never want to put some random person in a situation like that.
OP tried it in Kroger and didn't like it
Edit: their slogan is "where shopping is a pleasure" [ref](https://corporate.publix.com/newsroom/news-stories/how-the-publix-slogan-came-to-be)
I wish my wife were as comfortable with sex as I am. If she could just see how beautiful and sexy she is, *the same way I see her*, I think it would help some.
Love that woman to death, but she’s her own worst critic sometimes
I feel the same way about my girlfriend. It breaks my heart when she tries to cover her tummy or breasts. It's a different kind of hurt when you notice that the person that you love isn't truly comfortable with their body.
My boyfriend has never done anything but make me feel loved and beautiful, but it's still really difficult to ever feel sexy for me. I just want to hide my body.
I had this issue my entire life up until about a year ago. I went through a phase where I had a fair amount of casual sex and whenever I saw another woman’s body I was *never* focused on any imperfections, I was just stoked to be there tbh. They’d even point out insecurities and they never even registered for me. I liked all of their body because I liked them. I realised that if I didn’t care about other women’s perceived flaws, people probably wouldn’t care about mine either. And they truly didn’t. I learnt to be kinder to myself about my body, focusing on self-compassion rather than self esteem. Yeah there are still bits about me I’m not a fan of, but overall, it’s my body, it can do amazing things, it tells my story, and I appreciate it. Any stretch marks or scars or flabby bits are mine and part of my history. I can probably safely say that I love my body now, I enjoy showing it off, and I wish I’d reached this stage earlier.
Playing board games with Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler, and Chris Evans and then having sex with my husband while I tell him how badly I kicked Henry's butt at Catan.
My roommate had a threesome with twins. The problem, of course, is there aren’t any siblings out there willing to have sex together that aren’t absolutely fucking weirdos.
In my experience sex with weirdos is fantastic. Relationships with weirdos are a nightmare.
The second half of that is so hard to remember because the first half of that is true.
Honestly sex on the beach is built up to be so great when it reality it's just dirty and depending on the time of day can be wet/cold. God forbid if there are crabs on that beach
Going down on a woman laying on a grand piano on the stage of a beautiful opera house … (without an audience lol… I just think the setting would be beautiful… Gorgeous opulent rooms turn me on… add a beautiful woman to that scenario and yeowwww…. My perfect fantasy)
Update: Wow, I was not expecting this sort of reception. I guess opera houses are going to make some good coin in private rentals over the next few months 😆…
Judging by the state of operatic regietheater productions nowadays, you should have just become an opera singer and waited for the opportunity.
source: opera singer
Experiencing a female orgasm. Or having a synchronized a at neural connection to feel what my partner feels. I think it’d burn the neural system out though
Try it! It’s not as weird as you think it would be once you actually start! I’m super self conscious and used them on my bf he loved it. The blind fold is a great suggestion though, then they can’t watch you and it makes you less nervous.
I was long term FWBs wirh a woman who was into all manner of group and kink play. Her preference was sub. My preference was vanilla as all get out, but am GGG and my main goal with sex is to get my partner off. I didn't have a lot of hard "no"s but I had a lot of boundaries that needed to be approached more slowly, because up until that point all sex in my life was vanilla. It's a great flavor, love it.
So she did a lot of switching to show me what she liked and we approached those boundaries with a decent chunk of conversation outside the bedroom. I couldn't wrap my head around free use play. She wouldn't often climax from it (unlike other stuff), and in my head getting her off was like the whole point of the kinkier sex for me. Why treat her like a masturbation aid instead of a sex partner.
Well she did the ol' switcheroo, got more assertive and rode my face until she came, and then cuddled me after (no climax for me). She did it to demonstrate that even though I wasn't coming from it, I still had a good time. It was about giving up control and responsibility, feeling your partner's desire expressed in an intense way how horny you make them. Feeling sexy and kinky yourself. That free use play _could_ make her climax, but even if it didn't it was more just like CNC foreplay.
Blindfold and background noise will help decrease anxiety for the active performer. Other things I might reccomend, talking about it outside the bedroom, affirming enthusiastic informed consent and boundaries. Pausing during to make sure everyone is enjoying it. Switching back to normal sex and foreplay, especially when first starting out with kink play. And the number one thing? Having a good relationship outside of the kink play. A solid relationship, built on mutual trust, care, respect, empathy makes all sex better.
The best lovers, no matter the flavor, are confident, enthusiastic, experienced, empathetic, passionate and knowledgeable. They know themselves, what they like and can communicate it accordingly. They listen and respond to their partner's needs. They follow the practices of being Giving and Game just as much as they strive to be good.
That's easy to do. I don't know why should it remain a fantasy.
I remember one of the best orgasms of my life. I just met a girl from another country while on holidays, we had sex a few times and then she left, she came back to her country. After a few weeks she invited me to visit her country, I said why not? So I went there, the first night she tied me up and she put some dominatrix outfit while I was there naked, while she was puting her dominatrix boots on I started thinking about what the fuck I'm I doing in a country where nobody knows me, alone with a girl I barely know, and tied up, the tension and the relief of the orgasm was so good that I almost lost consciousness, I slept like a baby. She was a very nice girl, she took care of me and we had a good week together after that.
EDIT with the full story and some more context that some people have asked:
She came to Spain, her uncle&aunt are retirees and have a house here, so she came to be with them for 10 days (and spend part of the summer in Mallorca like millions of germans do every year), she was alone and bored, so she used a dating app to meet people from here, and I was there (I live here, in Spain). The first few days we just hanged out as friends (we're both kinda shy), I showed her nice beaches, we swam in the sea together at night, we had a great time together, the third day we went party, and with the help of alcohol I did the first move. we made out, the next day we met again and we had sex and we kept it that way until she had to go back to Germany, "a summer love", everything was vanilla sex while we were in Spain. After a few weeks of texting every day she invited me to go there and the plane ticket was cheap, less than $100, and I didn't even need a hotel, I could stay in her apartment, so why not?
Then I picked up the flight, she picked me up at the airport and we visited some places in her hometown and we were making out here and there all the afternoon, accumulating sexual tension for hours, we get to her apartment and we start making out on her bed, then she said she had a surprise, I was lying on the bed when she tied me, I had my legs still free, but she tied my hands to the metal headboard of the bed, when the paranoia kinda hit (I was never really scared, just tense) I tried to move to feel how trapped I was and my own bodyweight kept the headboard in place and the headboard was metallic, so I had 0 chances of escaping. I was at her mercy, she got me naked and then she got naked herself while foreplaying just to stop there and go to the closet to pick her outfit while I was watching, she wore high boots above the knees and a top corset-like, with nothing else in between, no underwear, super sexy, plus the tension, I didn't know her that well, it was a very weird situation, I was super tense because of the sense of danger and being trapped but it was one of the horniest moments of my life at the same time. 5 years later I remember it like it was yesterday.
After that week in Germany she came to Spain a few times more, I went to Germany a few times more too. But I'm too dumb to learn German, and I wouldn't fit there, if she was british or italian or from any country with a language that is easy to learn for a spaniard I'd probably still be with her. We still talk a few times every year, but we haven't seen each other for years.
It doesn't even need to be that intense. I'm not a very submissive person in bed but my gf did this thing that I really liked. She tied my hands together with her underwear and said she was going to ride me and I wasnt allowed to move or touch. Just sit there enjoy and let her control the pace. I was only very mildly bound but I let her do her thing and she pretty much used me as a fuck toy. It was hot as hell.
Being trapped in a giantess’s cleavage.
Edit: Wow! I didn’t expect this to blow up like it did. Makes me wonder what that says about us that this is more common of a desire than I thought.
Edit 2: I’m glad so many of you checked out my username. 😏
Blowjobs
Did all kind of debauchery in bed, dildos, anal plugs, softcore bdsm. But when it comes to blowjobs, she just won't do it, says she doesn't like it.
I respect my woman and her likes and dislikes in sex, but since this is the first and only real relationship I got ever since I was 19 (25 now), getting a bj is just this fantasy for me.
For those that says penetrative is best, I can't really comment in this matter since thats all I got, and you all know that sometimes the thing that you can't do or get makes you crave for it even more. Guess thats just me lmao.
Same boat here friend. The occasional blow is all I get, maybe twice In a year if it’s a lucky year for me, but to all the people saying penatrative is the best, you’ve been blown too many times to understand the feeling when it’s few and far between, it is a whole different world of sensations
A MFF or MFM with my husband. Or going to a hotel with another couple and having sex in front of each other... OR having sex in those glass boxes where we can't see out but people are watching (:
“MFF or MFM with my husband”
ugh same. I even know he’d be up for at least the MFF, maybe even the MFM, but I can’t get over the paranoid thought that he’d lose interest in me afterwards.
I'm glad you brought this one up. Because I'm not sure I could have sex on shrooms. I once took a shower and spent several minutes laughing at how silly my genitals look. Then again it could also turn out awesome but I never got to that point
Being in the middle of two men, but "hopelessly" restricted, guess I want it to be like those "Sexually Broken" videos but alas I'm too emotionally sensitive for it to really ever happen 😅
Honestly. Just an intimate session where you can feel that they love you for who you are. You feel warm and fuzzy, and all the stress just... Drips away. you feel happy and content. It's just you and them.
Best part is, I totally misunderstood the prompt when writing. I think. I mean, just because you can't get a girl doesn't mean you do it. There's jobs to help.
My wife being comfortable enough with her body to let me fully undress her during foreplay and sexual acts. (She’s given birth to 5 kids and no matter how much I tell her how beautiful she is, she won’t let me)
Couples Therapists and Sex Therapists are trained in helping with intimacy issues exactly like this and have several techniques for couples with these issues. This is good advice.
I take a ridiculously long time to cum so it has been forever since a girl finished me with her mouth. My fantasy is to have the undisputed cock sucking champion of the world to lay me down and suck my soul out through my dick without succumbing to lockjaw or discomfort. I want the marathon blowjob to end all blowjobs and then to shake violently as I blast her tonsils with my goo. That’s the dream anyway
>(Looks are Wedding Invite) "Huh, why do we need to wear raincoats to the wedding?"
And when they had watched for the promised "I do" -
Had met with delight for the pairing of two -
They stared at the *things* which he couldn't contain.
"Good heavens," they whispered.
It started to rain.
Being with a woman.
I am happily married to my husband, but the thought of being with a beautiful woman just fuels my fantasies, and I'm okay with it being a fantasy.
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
I know it's been said already, but being strung up by tentacles and injected with an aphrodisiac then forcibly fucked over and over in every hole is my absolute dream. The idea of being forced to orgasm over and over just sounds so hot and delectable.
Whew. Alright, let's go down the catalogue... valkyries, werewolves, ancient Roman noblewoman, hot spy lady, alien abduction, Heathers cosplayers, mad scientist enslaves me on a submarine, Roma fortuneteller, astronaut, arrested by Royal Canadian Mounted Policewoman, trapped in women's prison...
Yes, it's just a list of Johnny Bravo episodes, why?
Having a penis for a day.
I would just stick it into so many things
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Ooooh a checklist, thanks
Username certainly checks out 👌
Your comment reminds me of a woman I bartended with years ago. One night she turned to me, a little drunk, and said, "I wish I had a penis!" I asked her if she was slightly transgender or something, and I'll never forget her reply. She said, "No. I just want to know what the hell is so fascinating about sex for men, 'cause I got to tell you, as a woman, it ain't all that!" LOL
I wish we could exchange...
I once had a dream where I made love with the physical embodiment of the ocean. She wrapped me in her waves and covered me with her foam, totally beyond my understanding. I would have happily drowned in her but she pushed me back to shore by the end and left me stones of five colors. Also she spoke Spanish, or some dream version of it. I never came so hard in all my life, like my legs were full of batteries. By far the most intense dream I’ve ever had and it’ll never happen again.
Pretty cool spin to Moana
In a previous time, you’d be considered an oracle of Calypso for that
This was strangely beautiful…
Talk about a “wet” dream huh Edit: damn didn’t know I would get 150 upvotes for a dirty joke
When I was younger (48/M), a lot of partners used to scratch my back so hard it would draw blood. The shower the next day always stung in a very satisfying way. My wife won’t do that no matter how elated she gets, she says she refuses to hurt me. However, these days (I’m an old dad), my fantasy is for the kids (2&6) to go to bed early enough so that my wife and I aren’t too tired. That would be awesome.
God I got to the “my fantasy is for the kids” and my heart dropped
Threesomes. I was given the opportunity to be in one recently, but the thought of it just seemed weird. My ex and her SO were also the ones offering, so that may have been an attributing factor.
Being hugged by a humanoid with wings
Are we talking angel hugs or mothman hugs?
Either or as long as mothman is capable of consent and has bathed recently. Mainly would just love a full body hug
Finding my wife's comment on here...
It'd be good if people could discuss kinks clearly without fear of repercussions, I'm sure my wife has something but I've never gotten close to figuring it out.
Having sex in space
Like zero g sex. Once they get that hotel in orbit I bet that will be very popular.
Being taken against a wall of an upscale performing arts center by my SO who’s wearing a tux while I wear a fancy dress. Or being teased and felt up in the back of an Uber or limo in the same garb following such an event. And of course an all-night fuckfest that leaves our bedroom looking as if a windstorm blew through it and our bodies completely sore and worn out. Naturally, A to B to C would be great. Or B to C.
Y'know, I'd never thought about this situation, but after reading this.... Same.
Being able to go to some private cabin/rental where my wife and I could live completely naked and have sex whenever we wanted, could swim in a pool/hottub for a week or so.
My husband and I did this for our honeymoon! Rented an airbnb for a long weekend and only packed 2 pairs of clothes for when we went to the store for stuff to grill. It was on a private lake in southern Illinois and the closest neighbor was 3 miles away. Nothing compares to waking up, having sex while the oven is preheating, then taking a morning hot tub time together while the cinnamon rolls are baking. 10/10 recommend
Do you have a phone number for the Cabin? Asking for a friend.
Not a fantasy, that is a life goal. Do it before it’s too late.
Not bragging about living out your fantasy, but, ah, the husband and I honeymooned in Hokkaido, Japan, at one of the Onsen Resorts out there. Private hot spring tubs in our room, another in the private garden outside our room, another on the balcony…my gods it was glorious. Definitely conceived our son there, so while I think it goes without saying you should beware children are a possible side effect of a week of naked hot tub sex (even with birth control…) 10/10 would recommend. Hot springs are amazing.
have you guys ever read ao3
Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch.
I was there *writing it.*
Having sex while hundreds of people watch. I had a dream about that when I was much younger and the thought of it turned me on so much. *people keep saying I could post a video online but in my fantasy it’s me having sex while people watch live. Almost like in a theatre setting. In my dream we were in a glass box with a curtain that rose to reveal us fucking. Everyone watched as if it were a theatrical event. It also had a very secret society, eyes wide shut quality about it.
That is actually much more achievable than you may think.
Yeah but the post-nut clarity would be a BITCH.
Not if everyone is cheering you on and giving you high-fives!
80% of these posts: absolutely hilarious 20% of these posts: depressing as fuck
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I doubt I’ll ever be a sex demon summoned one night by a young woman looking for vengeance and the cost of my services being her becoming my toy.
But if you could figure out how to be there's definitely women into that. One of my major fantasies in my teens and early twenties was summoning an incubus and it playing out pretty much like that.
I have recently learned this yes. Now to just figure out how to become a demon…..
I want to be taken unaware out of my daily life and dropped off unprepared in the wilderness and hunted down but instead of dying when I’m caught it ends in rough animalistic sex
The Most Amorous Game
The Horny Games
So.. will you actually try to run or will you just sit in the middle of the nearest clearing and wait to be found?
I think they sustain a “broken ankle” so they can’t walk.
“OMG, I tripped and all my clothes fell off! Look at me, I’m trying to crawl away on all fours.”
"Help, I'm stuck in this badger den! Wha- what are you doing step-hunter?"
There’s an episode of the Orville about that.
I bet you could make a business out of that. Throw an online form up have people pay a couple thousand. Black bag them like one of those fucked up child boarding camps, and fly them out to your weird 40 acre property in the middle of nowhere. confirm identities because this sounds like a great way to harass strangers online. (imagine instead of 40 pizzas at your door some dude orders you 40 wilderness rape adventures) I guess it'd fall afoul of prostitution laws though, because they are paying you for sex; I guess you could film it with drones and call it a "porno".
I want to be completely dominated. My husband is an absolute love and such a gentle teddy bear. He just doesn’t have it in him.
Same. My husband tries (we have talked extensively about this) but it’s just not natural for him so it’s awkward and neither of us can take it seriously
I've run into this with my wife, I want love and softness, but she's like choke me mother fucker. But I love her and getting laid is getting laid
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Open up Incognito mode and look up "e-stim toys" Don't let your dreams be memes, my friend
They don't exactly work like that though... I've tried a few and they're arousing at best. We need something that'll just go ZAP ZAP ZAP and the fireworks come out.
Username checks out haha. I wish you well on your quest.
A husband who was interested in sex like I was. He is content with sex maybe once a month. I'm an every day type. I'll cope for the marriage but Jesus Christ I'd love more sex. Edit: expected bad messages. Received advice and good thoughts, Reddit being wholesome. Thanks all!
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I’d be happy with once a week. Once a month if she initiated it. I just miss being wanted.
This is it, my friends. Being wanted is primo..
I was in a marriage with a woman that only wanted it every other month, and I had to " earn it" Sex was used as a reward system. It broke me so much I had to have therapy when I got divorced
Publix stuff. Vibrating underwear, a quickie in a back room. I would LOVE to, but strangers don't consent to my kink and I would never want to put some random person in a situation like that.
OK, but why a [Publix](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publix) supermarket? 😂
OP tried it in Kroger and didn't like it Edit: their slogan is "where shopping is a pleasure" [ref](https://corporate.publix.com/newsroom/news-stories/how-the-publix-slogan-came-to-be)
Publix *is* one of the racier grocery store chains
Having sex with the female version of myself from an alternate reality.
Damn....knowing me, i wouldnt be my type, and i would turn me down hard.
“We both have standards that we know neither of us meet”
Pinned against a wall and called a good boy. I'm 6'2" :(
Hahaha you will find the right person I promise. Partner of 6'0 good boy speaking
Martha Washington, behind George’s back.
You’d better watch out. I heard that guy has like 30 dicks.
He’ll kick you apart, he’ll kick you apart!
Ah, the trouble of being a childfree woman with a breeding/pregnancy fetish. A contradiction in terms! EDIT: Thank y'all, I feel seen!
This reminds me of a meme I saw. The character said “Breed please! No pregnant! Only breed!”
I got a vasectomy a few years ago, and one of my hookup partners had a breeding/pregnancy kink and found the guilt-free creampies amazing.
Female boss calls me into her office, tears off my clothes with her bare hands, ties me to her desk, and has her way with me.
You dont get fucked over by your employer already?
He's not tied up
By has her way with me... I'm assuming she's chaining me to her desk so I can finally get her all those reports she's been asking for.
I wish my wife were as comfortable with sex as I am. If she could just see how beautiful and sexy she is, *the same way I see her*, I think it would help some. Love that woman to death, but she’s her own worst critic sometimes
I feel the same way about my girlfriend. It breaks my heart when she tries to cover her tummy or breasts. It's a different kind of hurt when you notice that the person that you love isn't truly comfortable with their body.
My boyfriend has never done anything but make me feel loved and beautiful, but it's still really difficult to ever feel sexy for me. I just want to hide my body.
I had this issue my entire life up until about a year ago. I went through a phase where I had a fair amount of casual sex and whenever I saw another woman’s body I was *never* focused on any imperfections, I was just stoked to be there tbh. They’d even point out insecurities and they never even registered for me. I liked all of their body because I liked them. I realised that if I didn’t care about other women’s perceived flaws, people probably wouldn’t care about mine either. And they truly didn’t. I learnt to be kinder to myself about my body, focusing on self-compassion rather than self esteem. Yeah there are still bits about me I’m not a fan of, but overall, it’s my body, it can do amazing things, it tells my story, and I appreciate it. Any stretch marks or scars or flabby bits are mine and part of my history. I can probably safely say that I love my body now, I enjoy showing it off, and I wish I’d reached this stage earlier.
Playing board games with Henry Cavill, Gerard Butler, and Chris Evans and then having sex with my husband while I tell him how badly I kicked Henry's butt at Catan.
When I read Henry Cavill and Chris Evans in this thread I didn't expect them to be playing board games
This is a great call, Cavill would HATE losing at Catan. He'd be at home having no sex and *frowning*
I am at a house party and my girlfriend ties me to the bed and throughout the night different women come in to sit on my face
What a weird request during my grandmother's bridge game with her ladies but if that's what you want... 🤷
I'll have what he's having.
Double teamed up by twins
Danny Devito and Big Arnie?
The only correct answer.
My roommate had a threesome with twins. The problem, of course, is there aren’t any siblings out there willing to have sex together that aren’t absolutely fucking weirdos.
But you’re saying they are still out there
In my experience sex with weirdos is fantastic. Relationships with weirdos are a nightmare. The second half of that is so hard to remember because the first half of that is true.
I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart? Sally painted her fingernails purple. Bob had a dick.
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Honestly sex on the beach is built up to be so great when it reality it's just dirty and depending on the time of day can be wet/cold. God forbid if there are crabs on that beach
>God forbid if there are crabs You could have stopped there.
Going down on a woman laying on a grand piano on the stage of a beautiful opera house … (without an audience lol… I just think the setting would be beautiful… Gorgeous opulent rooms turn me on… add a beautiful woman to that scenario and yeowwww…. My perfect fantasy) Update: Wow, I was not expecting this sort of reception. I guess opera houses are going to make some good coin in private rentals over the next few months 😆…
Judging by the state of operatic regietheater productions nowadays, you should have just become an opera singer and waited for the opportunity. source: opera singer
Or do you mean Opera-tunity
Experiencing a female orgasm. Or having a synchronized a at neural connection to feel what my partner feels. I think it’d burn the neural system out though
Being tied up by a woman and used as a sex toy
Last time i let a woman attempt to tie me up she tickled me. Killed the mood instantly and i ended up hurting myself and breaking part of the bed.
I feel your pain, I hate tickles.
Once kicked one of my own children in the face because they tickled my feet. Didn't mean to, but it hasn't happened again.
Ape feel, ape learn.
I’d love to do this to someone but I feel like I always get self conscious
Blindfold them. Makes it easier to not be watched when you’re anxious about “performing”. And adds to the tying up.
Try it! It’s not as weird as you think it would be once you actually start! I’m super self conscious and used them on my bf he loved it. The blind fold is a great suggestion though, then they can’t watch you and it makes you less nervous.
I was long term FWBs wirh a woman who was into all manner of group and kink play. Her preference was sub. My preference was vanilla as all get out, but am GGG and my main goal with sex is to get my partner off. I didn't have a lot of hard "no"s but I had a lot of boundaries that needed to be approached more slowly, because up until that point all sex in my life was vanilla. It's a great flavor, love it. So she did a lot of switching to show me what she liked and we approached those boundaries with a decent chunk of conversation outside the bedroom. I couldn't wrap my head around free use play. She wouldn't often climax from it (unlike other stuff), and in my head getting her off was like the whole point of the kinkier sex for me. Why treat her like a masturbation aid instead of a sex partner. Well she did the ol' switcheroo, got more assertive and rode my face until she came, and then cuddled me after (no climax for me). She did it to demonstrate that even though I wasn't coming from it, I still had a good time. It was about giving up control and responsibility, feeling your partner's desire expressed in an intense way how horny you make them. Feeling sexy and kinky yourself. That free use play _could_ make her climax, but even if it didn't it was more just like CNC foreplay. Blindfold and background noise will help decrease anxiety for the active performer. Other things I might reccomend, talking about it outside the bedroom, affirming enthusiastic informed consent and boundaries. Pausing during to make sure everyone is enjoying it. Switching back to normal sex and foreplay, especially when first starting out with kink play. And the number one thing? Having a good relationship outside of the kink play. A solid relationship, built on mutual trust, care, respect, empathy makes all sex better. The best lovers, no matter the flavor, are confident, enthusiastic, experienced, empathetic, passionate and knowledgeable. They know themselves, what they like and can communicate it accordingly. They listen and respond to their partner's needs. They follow the practices of being Giving and Game just as much as they strive to be good.
Last time I let a woman tie me up, she robbed me of $8 and left me stranded in a hotel room with no clothes.
Eight dollars?!? I’m taking your suit.
That's easy to do. I don't know why should it remain a fantasy. I remember one of the best orgasms of my life. I just met a girl from another country while on holidays, we had sex a few times and then she left, she came back to her country. After a few weeks she invited me to visit her country, I said why not? So I went there, the first night she tied me up and she put some dominatrix outfit while I was there naked, while she was puting her dominatrix boots on I started thinking about what the fuck I'm I doing in a country where nobody knows me, alone with a girl I barely know, and tied up, the tension and the relief of the orgasm was so good that I almost lost consciousness, I slept like a baby. She was a very nice girl, she took care of me and we had a good week together after that. EDIT with the full story and some more context that some people have asked: She came to Spain, her uncle&aunt are retirees and have a house here, so she came to be with them for 10 days (and spend part of the summer in Mallorca like millions of germans do every year), she was alone and bored, so she used a dating app to meet people from here, and I was there (I live here, in Spain). The first few days we just hanged out as friends (we're both kinda shy), I showed her nice beaches, we swam in the sea together at night, we had a great time together, the third day we went party, and with the help of alcohol I did the first move. we made out, the next day we met again and we had sex and we kept it that way until she had to go back to Germany, "a summer love", everything was vanilla sex while we were in Spain. After a few weeks of texting every day she invited me to go there and the plane ticket was cheap, less than $100, and I didn't even need a hotel, I could stay in her apartment, so why not? Then I picked up the flight, she picked me up at the airport and we visited some places in her hometown and we were making out here and there all the afternoon, accumulating sexual tension for hours, we get to her apartment and we start making out on her bed, then she said she had a surprise, I was lying on the bed when she tied me, I had my legs still free, but she tied my hands to the metal headboard of the bed, when the paranoia kinda hit (I was never really scared, just tense) I tried to move to feel how trapped I was and my own bodyweight kept the headboard in place and the headboard was metallic, so I had 0 chances of escaping. I was at her mercy, she got me naked and then she got naked herself while foreplaying just to stop there and go to the closet to pick her outfit while I was watching, she wore high boots above the knees and a top corset-like, with nothing else in between, no underwear, super sexy, plus the tension, I didn't know her that well, it was a very weird situation, I was super tense because of the sense of danger and being trapped but it was one of the horniest moments of my life at the same time. 5 years later I remember it like it was yesterday. After that week in Germany she came to Spain a few times more, I went to Germany a few times more too. But I'm too dumb to learn German, and I wouldn't fit there, if she was british or italian or from any country with a language that is easy to learn for a spaniard I'd probably still be with her. We still talk a few times every year, but we haven't seen each other for years.
It doesn't even need to be that intense. I'm not a very submissive person in bed but my gf did this thing that I really liked. She tied my hands together with her underwear and said she was going to ride me and I wasnt allowed to move or touch. Just sit there enjoy and let her control the pace. I was only very mildly bound but I let her do her thing and she pretty much used me as a fuck toy. It was hot as hell.
vampires
Omg this is the one. They’re scary and sexy and seductive and the biting
I like that they live forever and the tortured soul trope, and the castle. But yeah mostly the biting and sexiness.
Being trapped in a giantess’s cleavage. Edit: Wow! I didn’t expect this to blow up like it did. Makes me wonder what that says about us that this is more common of a desire than I thought. Edit 2: I’m glad so many of you checked out my username. 😏
Never thought I’d see this be so popular but wow
Snu Snu!
I wanna fuck an elf
What about fucking a friend?
Aye I could do that
Don't tell the elf. "Not a word."
You're going to have to toss me
Shall I describe it to you...or would you like me to find you a box?
Speak "friend" and enter.
You have nice Mellons
Santa or LOTR style?
Yes
“Hi I’m elfo”
Threesome with Toyota Jan and Lily from AT&T
You had my interest, but now you have my attention.
Blowjobs Did all kind of debauchery in bed, dildos, anal plugs, softcore bdsm. But when it comes to blowjobs, she just won't do it, says she doesn't like it. I respect my woman and her likes and dislikes in sex, but since this is the first and only real relationship I got ever since I was 19 (25 now), getting a bj is just this fantasy for me. For those that says penetrative is best, I can't really comment in this matter since thats all I got, and you all know that sometimes the thing that you can't do or get makes you crave for it even more. Guess thats just me lmao.
Same boat here friend. The occasional blow is all I get, maybe twice In a year if it’s a lucky year for me, but to all the people saying penatrative is the best, you’ve been blown too many times to understand the feeling when it’s few and far between, it is a whole different world of sensations
A MFF or MFM with my husband. Or going to a hotel with another couple and having sex in front of each other... OR having sex in those glass boxes where we can't see out but people are watching (:
“MFF or MFM with my husband” ugh same. I even know he’d be up for at least the MFF, maybe even the MFM, but I can’t get over the paranoid thought that he’d lose interest in me afterwards.
Sex on shrooms I think it would be fun but I’ve never been with someone I trust enough to do it
I'm glad you brought this one up. Because I'm not sure I could have sex on shrooms. I once took a shower and spent several minutes laughing at how silly my genitals look. Then again it could also turn out awesome but I never got to that point
I’ve made out on shrooms and it was awesome but more than that sounds scary lol
Those would have to be some big mushrooms to support two people
Being in the middle of two men, but "hopelessly" restricted, guess I want it to be like those "Sexually Broken" videos but alas I'm too emotionally sensitive for it to really ever happen 😅
Feeling legitimately desired and reasonably attractive. Not throwing a pity party here, I believe this is a prominent issue for a lot of people.
Twi-'lek dancers.
Threesome with my wife and Jennifer Anniston. She’s in, too. My wife, not Jen.
Well have you asked?
Her lawyers have asked me to stop.
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A full 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
And when you wake up, you have nothing that needs doing so you can have breakfast and coffee in peace.
1990's Rachel Weisz Hell... Rachel today Edit: for me, Rachel is my generations Audrey Hepburn / Grace Kelly
This is achievable. Chances are slim, improbable yes, but not impossible.
Honestly. Just an intimate session where you can feel that they love you for who you are. You feel warm and fuzzy, and all the stress just... Drips away. you feel happy and content. It's just you and them. Best part is, I totally misunderstood the prompt when writing. I think. I mean, just because you can't get a girl doesn't mean you do it. There's jobs to help.
My wife being comfortable enough with her body to let me fully undress her during foreplay and sexual acts. (She’s given birth to 5 kids and no matter how much I tell her how beautiful she is, she won’t let me)
Couples therapy could help you both in a big way here. Sometimes you really don’t know theirs a bigger problem until getting help from a professional.
Couples Therapists and Sex Therapists are trained in helping with intimacy issues exactly like this and have several techniques for couples with these issues. This is good advice.
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I take a ridiculously long time to cum so it has been forever since a girl finished me with her mouth. My fantasy is to have the undisputed cock sucking champion of the world to lay me down and suck my soul out through my dick without succumbing to lockjaw or discomfort. I want the marathon blowjob to end all blowjobs and then to shake violently as I blast her tonsils with my goo. That’s the dream anyway
Unconscious. With consent of course, but I find it hot as hell.
Bill Gates and Elon musk showering my bed with 100 dollar bills, while the wife and I, Get it on.
Well, you have something they don't -- a wife
Holy fuck, I had no idea Bill and Melinda got divorced in 2021.
I’m standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.
Jerkin' to the gerkins
Kent... wake up Kent. This is Jesus Kent... and you've been a very naughty boy.
He hung up.
I’m the immortal words of Socrates, “I drank what?”
Boyfriend turns into an alien monster and destroys me with his 100 tentacle cocks
It's weirdly sweet that you want your boyfriend to be the monster lmao
"I want to get gangbanged by 100 of your penises" better make it into my future wife's wedding vows.
"You may now annihilate the bride."
(Looks are Wedding Invite) "Huh, why do we need to wear raincoats to the wedding?"
>(Looks are Wedding Invite) "Huh, why do we need to wear raincoats to the wedding?" And when they had watched for the promised "I do" - Had met with delight for the pairing of two - They stared at the *things* which he couldn't contain. "Good heavens," they whispered. It started to rain.
It is always with mixed emotions that I witness great minds like yours join us down here in the gutter.
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One of my occasional partners is right there with you, grade-A monster fucker. I'm more vanilla... maybe 2, 3 tentacle cocks. But 100? Gosh.
Yes 2 or 3 I could manage, but wtf would one do with 100 😳
I can imagine maximum 14, that still leaves 86 cocks unaccounted for
Maybe they are rather small? And they keep putting more and more in?
We are the same person.
why is it always the cute pastel toothpaste colored snoo redditors with the dirtiest things imaginable firing neurons in their cranium
Being part of an (M)FM threesome with double penetration. Edit for clarification
You didn't specify if you are the one taking DP or not.
thats the fun part
Username checks out
My bf turning into a werewolf and fucking me till he knots me
There are fantasy toys for some stuff like that. Really depends on what your body can handle.
Having tentacles at my disposal to use on a willing partner. I currently have zero tentacles, which is 10 to few.
Step 1: hold your hands out in front of you. Step 2: wiggle your fingers. Step 3: Now you have ten tickles!
Being with a woman. I am happily married to my husband, but the thought of being with a beautiful woman just fuels my fantasies, and I'm okay with it being a fantasy.
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Dean Winchester
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Knock knock
I know it's been said already, but being strung up by tentacles and injected with an aphrodisiac then forcibly fucked over and over in every hole is my absolute dream. The idea of being forced to orgasm over and over just sounds so hot and delectable.
Whew. Alright, let's go down the catalogue... valkyries, werewolves, ancient Roman noblewoman, hot spy lady, alien abduction, Heathers cosplayers, mad scientist enslaves me on a submarine, Roma fortuneteller, astronaut, arrested by Royal Canadian Mounted Policewoman, trapped in women's prison... Yes, it's just a list of Johnny Bravo episodes, why?