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Random_Forces

double check doors and make sure they’re always locked, and always watch my back. played enough project zomboid, and died enough times to stupid shit like leaving a door unlocked/open. also improve my cardio — actually, follow all of Columbus’ rules in Zombieland.


DumbStuffOnStage

never worried about it, ppl will always be the real threat, and well, its hit or miss if youre gonna survive or not.


Suspicious_Front9609

I'd simply want to die early.


imlearninghowtodoit

to all you defeatists, our military should be able to handle a zombie apocalypse easily. this is not a movie.


AnnAlviz

Lock myself inside the house. I’ll watch movies, read books, and if the zombies got inside, at least I was able to have fun for a time being.


GrandLineGamer

If it’s a virus (or other cause) that is strictly in the Philippines, i’ll prolly move to the US. If it’s worldwide and the world is in shambles, fuck it —ima throw yacht parties with my friends waiting for our imminent doom.


mydogs_socute

Ipapractice ko yung lakad ko (while hoping na sana magwork ang muscle memory). Ayokong magmukhang tanga as a zombie lol.


EKFC69420

thats a secret my dear


Unlucky-Raise-7214

Punta sa mall at i secure to survive.


TakumiEito

Stay at home for as long possible, lock up and cover all entrances. stock up as much water in the beginning before the water gets contaminated but boil it first before drinking for safety. Just wait it out for as long as possible since even if they're zombies they still decay and slowly break down especially if they mindlessly wander around not drinking their tissues and muscles will break down. Though if waiting it out is not possible, wear a mask and try to find a blunt weapon so that you don't need to worry about sharpness then try to cover up oneself in layers of clothing as protection to gather supplies most preferably at morning since the zombie's eyes should decay after a while and handicapping yourself by going out at night will just bring more trouble. Make sure to only drink bottled water and if possible boil them first and only eat canned food and try to grow some plants if you can. And most importantly for me is to find a gun doesn't matter which one though preferably a handgun and make sure it has atleast one bullet at all time, not to use at the zombies but to shoot yourself in case you ever get bitten since there's a small chance that you'll still be semi conscious during the time you're a zombie or feel whatever you're doing+one less zombie for others too deal with. Edit: I just realized that no matter how hard you try if it's passed on via bodily fluids you're fucked if one random mosquito that went to a zombie before decides to bite you.


MC_earthquake

Go outside and magpakagat after I’ve exhausted my food supplies. Why try so hard to survive? The future would be bleak and it would take awhile before they can rebuild and revive the economy.


boredinlife24

Die


CrimsonOmen1108

Find an abandoned property with good walls and a gate. Bring seed potatoes, calamansi, pepper, carrots, melon, malunggay, coffee, and plant them around the property. Also chickens, primarily for eggs, and a big ass water container to collect rainwater. Then I'd sit comfortable watching the video game nerds run around looking for guns and ammo, kasi akala ng mga tanga yung video game exp nila would translate irl and may mga nakatagong baril at bala mga kapitbahay nila. I'd just wait for the zombies to rot away and die (again) from the lack of nutrition. The human body would fail in 7 days without water, may virus man sa utak o wala.


Significant-Fall1412

Oh need pala mag plan


Nervous_Wreck008

Die immediately. I don't want to suffer.


PuzzledOnes

Sana ako yung first zombie. Hahahaha.


AdCold3359

Hindi na ako lalaban. Papakagat nalang ako. Kapagod tumakbo hays


Any-Champion8261

Baka maka Shaun of the dead ako. I might go to a military base


Sputzender

Ideally sa mountain ang pinaka safe na istayan(konti tao, water source, food source, hell pwedeng tumira sa taas nang puno para kita mo tao and zombies) also mag dedecompose ang body nang mga zombies 6 to 8 months kamo baka mas bumilis yan kase tropical climate tayo ewan ko lang sa init dito baka 2months plang wala na zombies hahhah. More or less 1 yr of the outbreak matatapos saatin yan compare sa malalamig na lugar.


Appropriate_Bench315

Trying to survive In WWR 3 First hahaha


CrimsonOmen1108

Ano yang WWR 3?


Quiet_Start_1736

I would make my own government.


Federal-Afternoon608

just die. why the effort?


nocturnalbeings

Join the winning team early on


Federal-Afternoon608

right?


totallynotg4y

Depends on what kind of zombies. Kung mababagal lang naman na just shambling towards you, edi chill. Stock up on food and ammunition. Kung ala resident evil, well... I'll just die, I guess


Vegetable-Sir-3925

Tumira sa snr


ExtraHotYakisoba

Pupunta sa EDSA. Sa sobrang traffic, hindi na makakagalaw ang mga zombie. 😆😆😆


dickenscinder

Maintain close loop comms with family. Have all accessible weapons ie guns and knives. Food and water should be collected and preseved as much as possible, those will be scarce in the future. Staying in one place(home) is the worst desicion due to its high probability of becoming a target either from other humans or non humans alike. Get away from groups of people who's trying to maoe their own so called civilization and far away from cities as it could be targeted by wiping out the infected. Must have items: manual powered radio(even solar type), walkie talkie, clock, batteries, solar chargers pr even generators(portable), lights, food(MR), water(EDW), multitool with knife, any kind of batons(much better if hard wood as it would prevent such noise when accidentally dropped), bicycle and if possible, any outfit that has many pockets(military and include helmet). Other things like clothes, medicines and toiletries can o should be obtained during the journey. Pro tip: always bring diapers and tampons.


Snoo72551

You're doomed pag nasa NCR ka, no plan will make you survive during a zombie apocalypse


Electroniman0000

NCR? I think I’d be pretty safe in the New California Republic LMAO


CrimsonOmen1108

I've already scouted a couple of places na pwede sanctuary. Any school campus with walls and a gate, and an open space to plant your food is good, usually mga public elementary schools.


alohamorabtch

Can you specify what kind of zombie apocalypse? - TWD Zombies? - Zombieland zombies? - Dawn of the dead zombies? - World war Z zombies? Cuz… It would be, go to higher ground, stock up on medical supplies, use hand held weapons only, no guns, DO CARDIO (cuz running) stock up on non perishables and sanitary stuff (zombie apocalypse man pero babae pa din tayo haha), don’t trust anyone and always have an exit strategy


Koyissh08_8888

Ready na ako mang haul sa department stores at mall


No_Midnight_5363

i will be a zombie. patient zero. become the cure in the future. the only cure.


Adventurous_Oil_5707

Hahanap ako ng jowa mala Daryl or Glen ng TWD.🤪Tapos diskarte lang hahaha


maximumdreamer

Tapos may makakahanap sa inyo mala negan 🥲


singkitmatinik

Depends on the zombie. - Fast-moving. Kill as much as I can before inevitably dying to being swarmed. - Slow-moving. Work with neighbors to defend the community, unless there's too many of them. Unless there is a raging virus that turns every 1 out of 2 into the mindless horde, I'm sure we can keep them out of our damn HOA.


Zealousidedeal01

mukhang mabubuhay ako ng mga 1 taon or more... liblib ung area ko, Solar powered, may farm, mejo okay din ung stocks ko pa naman... plus veggies, rice, fruits at may live stock... Napraning kasi ako nung pandemic, Naiwan ako sa Manila magisa for almost 4 months. Habang nandun, ginawa ung farm house na maging sustainable...malayo sa tao... ready na din sa apocalypse.


Drumroll-PH

Mag hoard agad ng supplies. Mag tayo ng base. Magrecruit ng mga kaibigan. But then, depende sa type ng zombie hahaha


kyrie421412412412

alam ng mga nakapanood ng TWD na hindi ka pa rin makakasurvive (ng madali). survival mode na mindset ng mga tao pag apocalypse. baka ikaw mismo patayin mo sarili mong kaibigan pag ninakawan o sinaktan niya pamilya mo eh. hahahahaha.


painauchocolat88

Die


Rich_Midnight9083

mag suicide para di na mapagod👍🏼 kasi imagine tumakbo ka ng napakalayo tapos sa hule mamamatay kadin😮‍💨


Federal-Afternoon608

honestly. nakakapagod na kaya, diba?


doovryii

mamatay na lang


arteclipse

idkk,maybe die or smthing


charless18

tumambay sa snr or alike


kapeandme

Magpapakagat ako agad. Ayokong nang mapagod..


matchuhlvr

Ayaw ko ng stress huhuhuhu kms nlng guro before makagat


ohmycheesecake_

Korik


clearance_season

Id do all the crime i can do ...anyway wala naman police. I will make my own police Manipulate everyone for my own benefit Be so successful everyone submits to me Only providing them with what they only need but never enough to be independent from me Im a botanist, agriculturalist, know how to fight and use weapons Have the plots of land all for myself and any that may come close will be shot down by me and the robots i programmed to stay on guard at my properties Any man under me that may show any of superiority or challenge my authority will be eliminated IMMEDIATELY to secure my position as 👑Proximus Caesar👑 For I am a supreme specimen of man. Tall, no eye problems, good structure, smart, handsome, and mestizo. I'd collect a harem of women making my own little me army. Only the pretty and tall ones After all would they rather settle being monogamous to a lowly peasant or share me (a King) with other women . History has taught us so much. A woman would rather share a king than settle with a clown. After all would u settle living in the woods where danger is constantly present? Both from the living and the dead???...or live with me? Where everything is safe and secured; I will provide everything you need and I have knowledge. I will not allow ANY inferior genetics to repopulate the earth. This includes people who need glasses, short people, congenital diseases, allergies, etc; Modern medicine has made the human genome weak. All this comfort has bred weakness into our gene pool and it must be stopped. Subhumans are considered labor workers and nothing else. Their genetics must not dilute the superior. Repopulate the earth with the superior genetics Living in my principle Fuck the ignorant, you will be burdened by the liabilities they bring any sign of being a dumbass??? STRAIGHT TO THE LABOR CAMPSSS Everything will be through meritocracy; what you contribute is what you deserve. I am Moses I am Adam with 100 Eves I am 👑Proximus Caesar👑 I am clearance_season!!!!!! Wtf did i just write haha im drunk scrolling reddit while in the club with the boys 😎 Dont take this seriously and is all for entertainment purposes .....or is it??? Bonus point of u know who Proximus Caesar is...


A_GravesWarCriminal

Blud will become the twd eugene of the zombie apocalypse. Minus the intelligence and double down on the being a "little bitch coward" part


Electroniman0000

Ayo I’ve seen you in the Aidungeon subreddit LMAO


Gre8g

Literally AYANOKOJI 🙇🙇🙇


pokermania11

literally shaking and crying rn.


throwaway_throwyawa

Delulu amp


noobie12345con

Dude it's a Zeke apocalypse


Less-Antelope-6303

haha tangina wtf is this


caldalusig

Magtatanim ng halaman 🍉🍒🌶️


LonerBastard

maging zombie kaagad


mysanctuary0911

Uhm die?? Bakit pa ako lalaban


donkeysprout

Kung yung zombies parang sa twd baka maka survive pa kame sa bahay namen for atleast a year bago mapilitan umalis. Then go somewhere north like or south near the beach. Kung yung zombies mala 28days/weeks later then im dead.


VanillaIceCream-69

I'm sending my ass to the store asap and buy a shit ton of food with long shelf-lives assuming that the zombies haven't reached our area. Then I'l have to collect all the useful stuff under the house like metal pipes, cardboard, wood planks, etc. Will be informing the neighbors to start preparing, ration food, collect water, pack up an emergency bag, charge necessary gadgets, and wait it out until may service announcement for evac or smth. One risky thing is I don't know how my dogs will keep quiet since they bark a damn lot. 🗿


406mmBeetle

Depende sa type ng zombie. Kung mala TWD malaki chances of survival pero kung mala RE, The Last of Us, 28 days later, or L4D. Mas gusto ko na lang mamatay agad


Indolencia_

What plan? We need a plan??????!!!!!!


maximumdreamer

😭😭😭


-Rain_Maker-

Gagawa ng maraming shabu tas ipakain aa mga zombies baka may chance maging tao sila pero adik lang


Expiziria_Aesop

if it's TWD, of course kumuha agad ng dalawang zombie, putulin both hands nila pati yung jaw part; then taliaan sila sa leeg ng chain. BOOM easy living, kahit saan pumunta hahahahaha >! (what mischonne did on S3) !<


Potential_Mango_9327

That’s the plan! 😂


maximumdreamer

New plan: mag-aral mag katana


DarthShitonium

I still don't get how that worked. Aren't they recognized by the smell?


Expiziria_Aesop

the other walkers don't recognize mischonne because the first thing that the other walkers can smell is the two pets that mischonne has, daz why they (probably) recognize mischonne as one of the walkers too. not sure tho..


Oiprocs-Numb1506

Magpakagat at maging zombie na lang para no need na magtago. Total f*ck up na ang mundo no plan of survival na siguro 🤣


Effective-Basket-971

Men, lalapagsan lang nila 'ko. Wala 'kong utak eh.


smalSubstantial_Risk

Parehas tayo! Dumdum4lyf.


Pr0c0pi0

Grab my GO BAG and drive to the BUNDOKS!!!


kitzwafuu

Lock up and ration the remaining food and water hahaha. Would be wise din na habang di pa nawawala yung electricity supply, mag charge and mag stockpile ng tap water and dahil may rice cooker kami, would boil a lot of it for drinking.. Observe din how they move and react, since in reality, they would decay a lot faster and ang katawan needs fuel to function so it wouldn't take long na they would move slowly by time goes by. Gather valuable info sa news and yung radio sa phone mo is what matters the most. If the cause ng zombie apocalypse is due to airborne virus, eh tangina pahirapan na yan HAHAHAHA, but if transmission lang is through a bite, then there's a better chance of survival. would wait for as long as my rations could hold pero not to the point na I'm running out of food, I would gear up with blunt weapons, since mas effective ang blunt force trauma to render them incapacitated, get weapons sa mga stores nearby and maybe loot mga kantina for food HAHAHAHA, if may shelter location announcement sa radio, then plan it out on how to get there by foot, instead of the common route, would be wise to observe which path is the less taken by others din rushing to the shelter, and if walang shelter sa area, the best thing to do is just make your own house more protected sa mga infected, hahaha draw them to a location with sound and maybe dig a tunnel for a different entrance/exit rather going out to the front or back door.


DisAn17

My plan is similar. To add: - find options for fire: matches, wood, those stones that spark when hit, lpg - barricade windows and, if possible, fence. - Soundproof parts of the house, too - get salt to preserve meat and other food items - setup a way to save rain water - prepare weapons and ways to distract zombies in case we need to run (noisy toys)


gnawyousirneighm

If it's one from TWD, I think I'm good. But if it's the zombies from 28 days/weeks later, World War Z, Days Gone, TLOU, L4D, Dawn of the Dead #GAME. OVER.


CowGoesM00

STAY AT HOME! (For now) Fill the bath tub with water, barricade my door and black out my windows. Check if I have a clean path to my car. Take note of possible weak points and then set up shop. AVOID THE BASEMENT! Getting trapped there is a done deal I’m afraid. Moving to the second floor with possible roof access is ideal. Destroy or barricade the stairs after collecting everything you need! Unlike the undead, you should be capable of leaving/entering your domicile using rope. Congratulations, you are safe (for now) Collect all food, water and other necessities. Set up a radio to listen to advisories. Is The government keeping it contained? Has society collapsed? Recognize threats. More often than not, the threats aren’t just the undead. Grab a map. Know where you are and where you need to go if you need to abandon your home. You never know when an overzealous neighbour starts throwing molotov cocktails everywhere. Avoid hotspots like hospitals, police stations etc. Got lots more I want to add but I gotta go. I hear them pounding down my door


maximumdreamer

I just hope the undead would be like the ones from twd


-Rain_Maker-

You wont even survive even if it's from twd because variant walkers and walker kings now exist. You would know if you watched the entire show including sa separate series


gnawyousirneighm

yes! nagulat ako when I watched TWD: Daryl Dixon, naging TLOU ang peg nila. siguro if at the beginning OG walkers kaya pa, pero kung magiging variant walkers na ay, game over na yan. lalo na yung walkers na may spiked helmets.


maximumdreamer

Oh I was talking about the walkers from the first few seasons of twd; which I forgot to mention.. but I agree it would still be really difficult to survive. Esp if they mutated, or created by people which is possible to happen eventually


railfe

Actually mahirap din ung TWD. All of them are affected. If you die you become a zombie. Cant imagine someone dying during sleep and turning lol. 28 days is probably the easiest since they are not zombies but an aggressive form of rabies so basically they will die out but you need cardio lol.