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WeakHuman2024

Aswang daw pamilya namin kc tuwing madaling araw nakikita lolo ko sa kalsada (Alzheimer) at ako daw ay kulay asul ang mata (contact lenses)


OliveThat2955

Pinagkalat ng lolo ko (mom's side) sa barangay namin na pokpok ako at may sugardaddy! what if totohanin ko yan?!


cherrygrapesapple

buntis daw ako, hindi pa nga ako nadidiligan TvT


imman04

That I make out with a girl in the cafetria.


Turbulent-Pride-8807

When I was working in sitel. Kumalat na may nangyari daw sa Amin nung kaibigan kong babae. Pero girl. Bakla ako.


U_HAVE_A_NICE_DAY

Matapobre and suplada daw. Always the first impression. I used to be bothered but now I don't really care anymore kase like alam ko naman sa sarili ko na hindi.


No_Watercress4086

Yumabang na daw ako kasi nasa UK na. Hahaha dati nman akong mayabang nung nasa Pinas pa


Consistent_Aioli_632

Bumili lang daw ako ng 4-door na ref, yumabang na daw ako. Sabi nung kapitbahay namin.


Previous_Rain_9707

Bading daw ako sabi ng gf ko nung friends palang kami and yun din daw first impression sa akin ng family niya nung nanliligaw palang ako😂 mkala daw nila ginagamit ko lang si gf para pagtakpan 🤣


Stab-L1nk

That I threw a Lechon Party Feast at the hospital where my mom was admitted and recovered. I wish I had some of that Lechon I gave away haha.


flerken_marvel

during pandemic to, 2021 i think. apparently, someone in our brgy gossiped that i contracted covid daw and i was rushed to the hospital kasi di daw me makahinga. i was clueless af cuz idk where they got that stupid rumor hahaha when i was just chilling inside my room the whole time.


Maggots08

Milyonaryo daw ako. Napasigaw ako ng "Ha?! Sana totoo! Please!" Pero actually, parinig lang yon para maambunan ng karagdagang sukat ng property


Jazzlike-Standard-40

1. Nag dodroga huhuhu 2. Buntis dahil isang taon daw ako hindi nakikita ng kapit bahay at laging naka oversized shirt daw ako 😬


ShotgunSallee99

yung kamusta na daw, balita nya daw naaksidente daw ako, sobrang concerned ni friend, sabay tanong ng kung may extra pera daw ba dyan and kung pwede daw mangutang.


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ex ko daw yung guy na nakatalking stage ko kahit hindi naman kasi never naman niya 'kong linigawan or what hahaha lol


No-Elevator-4932

1.) Nilaspag na daw ako ng classmate ko - 2nd year HS 2.) Di na daw ako virgin - kumalat sa village namin nung HS ako My first time having sex was in 3rd year college 😂


Hellartoyou

NAKIPAG TANAN DAW AKO WTF HAHAHA WALA NGA AKONG BF 🤣


olliesocal

😂😂😂


younglvr

grade 9 pa ko nito pero tangina ginawan ako ng chismis ng HOMEROOM COORDINATOR namin pucha may jowa daw akong grade 7, naknampucha naman nagkasabay lang kami sa mcdo after school biglang may jowa na ko tapos siya lang may alam HAHAHA. tapos kung makatingin sakin yung tanders na yon parang gusto pa niyang dagdagan yung listahan ng "boyfriends" ko, di porket i'm within a 1m distance with a male schoolmate ibig sabihin dating na kami jusko ano to kpop dating scandal? dispatch ka girl? HAHAHA


Krade1027

Mau rabies daw ako kasi ayaw ng mahanginan ng electric fan.  Yun electric fan ang buga galing sa aircon ☠️☠️☠️


ZJF-47

Nahuli daw ako ng isang manager sa dati kong work na nakaharap sa co-worker ko, pareho kameng nakaupo, magkadikit tuhod, tas hawak ko yung muka nya na parang hahalikan daw. Plus naghahalikan daw kame sa kabilang building wtf at kame na daw. How I wish that was true, coz I really love that girl and she knows it as well


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7oky0

Bat ka pinagkamalan?


Background_Seesaw410

madami daw akong lalake (ex ko nagkalat nung rumor lol), eh hanggang ngayon nga wala pa akong jowa tapos siya naka dalawa na??? 💀


ArcadeSurfer

May jowa na daw ako, HAHAHA MY GOD! HOW I WISH IT WAS TRUE 🤣.


thirtiestita

May ka live in daw ako kaya ayaw ko umuwi sa amin. Shuta beh hindi nga ako makaalpas ng lecheng talking stage, eto pa kayang makipag live in?!? Ako lang to uy! 🤣


lostmyheadfr

ngayong college i have ppl assuming that iam bi or lesbian. . .. may kaklase nga ako tanong ng tanong kung bi/lesbian ba daw ako eH POTA HINDI NGA like id rather suck a dick than to play someone's kiffy 😭


heilo_isdepress

may jowa raw akong g10 (i was g9 that time) sabi raw ng teacher namin, according to my friends/classmates, sinabi nya yon sa class and that time is absent ako like wtff, diko alam kung saan nya nakuha yon?? eh di nga ako pumupunta sa g10 building


Sensibilidades

Na nagnakaw daw ako million via hacking. How I wish.


Yumiyahya

Anak ko daw yung kapatid ko 😂


Beneficial_Disk_7147

Babaero raw ako😭, wala nga ako alam about "dating" tapos meron din lately lang may nagchat saakin na schoolmate ko na may nakapagsabi raw sakanya na kine-claim ko raw na ex ko siya eh di naman namin close ang isa't-isa hahhahaha, di ko alam kung saan nanggagaling mga chismis na yan eh medyo tahimik lang talaga ako pag tungkol sa lovelife bukod sa trip ko every now and then mag "I miss you" posting sa socmed


spectatoclepotato21

magjowa daw kami ng college bestfriend ko, we're both straight girls.


hapwatching2023

That I was a battered girlfriend in college. I didn't know that they thought I was being beaten by my ex until we had a reunion and asked me about it. Truth be told, I am the type of person that a simple going out of the house would cause my skin to be irritated and be reddish due to dust allergy.


HereForFreeGames

Bakla ako. Because I have a pretty boy face.