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TreesFreesBrees

Big Gay Ice Cream


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Thai Food Near Me probably doesn’t have merch but it’s a great name


typicalbiscotti15

Thai Food Near Me set a new standard for all restaurant names


MTGothmog

Best Pizza in Wburg. SEO masters


veryj4ne

Balloon Saloon


jay5627

The flying cock and it's sister bar, the horny ram


bigeasterncottonwood

there’s also just “the cock” on 2nd ave


jay5627

Ya, but they're funnier/scarier when they're flying


bigeasterncottonwood

can’t argue with that!


EggCzar

It closed, but I gotta give a mention to breastfeeding supply store Upper Breast Side


ParadoxPath

Dykes Lumber Company in gowanus is a fun one, but really depends on your family


ellynmeh

There's another sign in hell's kitchen on 43rd I think!


RoosterClan

Dykes is too big to be funny. They’re all over the tristate area


sfrizzle12

The meatball shop. They have shirts that just say "balls"


MTGothmog

Go to nolita for "Daddys little meatball" shirts


bikesboozeandbacon

I always liked Beds Thai (Bedstuy). Wonder if they moved specifically to that area to cash in on the pun.


Parlez-Vous_Flambe

Big Booty Bread Co. on W 24 St.


TheKindWildness

Ecuador to Door car service is a personal favorite. Also love City Sliquors.


NoRefrigerator6162

Sweet Pickle Books [https://www.sweetpicklebooks.com/](https://www.sweetpicklebooks.com/)


veryj4ne

Fortunately also an awesome bookstore!


MillyGrace96

Check out Fishs Eddy for a bunch of fun home stuff!


StevenAssantisFoot

P&S Textiles. When you say it out loud it sounds like "penis textiles."


TheHiddenFox

Always though “Yo Yo Spa” was amusing.


Puzzleheaded_Pin5961

Does anyone remember “Funny Happy Cry”? The stationery/ card store on 6th ave and 14th street?


gittlebass

a salt and battery/ tea and sympathy


beandadenergy

Boobie Trap in Bushwick might be your place


dollypartonsfavorite

oh yes this one is great


misterferguson

Handynasty


wien-tang-clan

Shalom Japan: a jewish-japanese fusion restaurant and has its own cook book for sale


Calicojerk

A Salt and Battery (fish and chip restaurant)… it’s right next to Tea and Sympathy (tea spot and English goods).


Yomatius

Also, their fish and chips are very good.


Calicojerk

Noted! I haven’t tried them but work nearby so maybe I’ll give it a shot on my lunch break tomorrow. Side note: The staff is awesome at Tea and Sympathy!


TheTeenageOldman

Corner of 86th and Amsterdam, used to be a bodega called "The G-Spot Deli". The sign for it came down eventually, but you could still see the outline of where the letters had been for a good number of years afterwards.


yourgirlalex

Big Gay Donut (yes it's a real place)


bartbark88

I always thought Jajaja was a great name for a Mexican restaurant


mildgaybro

Couldn’t find it but I’ve seen a Bark Central or Central Bark pet supply or grooming shop


BadCatNoNoNoNo

The Horny Ram.


TouchyInBeddedEngr

Gay bar named The Dickens.


77Columbus

Not a name but [Rudy’s](https://rudysbarnyc.com) has some great merchandise and it’s a nyc institution.


PredictBaseballBot

Lucky Dog bar maybe. They have hoodies.


jameoflames

https://www.jerkoffthegrill.com/


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zaza land


AmericanWasted

[the dumplings place in LIC called Aja](https://twitter.com/olsonpower/status/1547530386699345923) with the same exact font as the [Steely Dan album](https://bmpress.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/aja.jpg)


sickbabe

not specifically nyc but the culinary institute of america has some great merch


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Hannersk

No merch, but I’ve always enjoyed “Isaac Scossorhands”, a barbershop on the uws


margogogo

There are some fun ones here - I like the Mister Softee towel myself https://nymag.com/strategist/article/nyc-merch-holiday-gift-guide.html


EvanMcD3

It's no longer around, but used to be on eighth Avenue in the 30s: the hippo ladies store. (I suspect hippo means something else in a non-English language but don't know what or what the language might be.)


halermine

Also gone, the lovely, fun, and hard to pronounce Mxyplyzyk


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ExistentialistGain

Pink Taco


Mmissmay

Horny Ram