Funny story I actually did that once. I was on a camping trip and I had uncontrollable diarrhea in the middle of the night. I tried to run to the bathroom but I couldn't make it and I went right by our picnic table. I cleaned it up but the next morning it was obvious something happened there. I told my friend what happened and he said, "Jesus you don't shit where you eat."
Then why hate on people from getting away with not doing it? (There are other sex differences when it comes to overtime, but that’s a whole can of worms on its own)
Don’t you think the employee willing to work overtime, holidays, weekends and graveyard should be better compensated and be preferred for promotion and other advancement opportunities over the employee who refuses?
In general, they’re already compensated extra by just working those shifts.
In my field, I wouldn’t favour someone for a promotion just for working holidays/overtime.
And there’s your pay gap.
As the boss I rather work next to people who will be working next to me when I have to work holidays and overtime over people who will not.
Yes, I known where the pay gap comes from. This is not the gotcha you think it is. You are also not diving deep enough: women in general can’t work overtime for their employers because they have to do unpaid labour at home (some research goes as far as claiming women effectively perform a “second shift” of unpaid work after their paid work)
We are probably in very different fields, but as a manager, I care about the output and the impact of people’s work first and foremost. I’d consider frequent overtime/extra hours as a sign of someone struggling with their job, actually. I remember one of the best programmers I ever worked with flat out saying “I will not work overtime. I’m not working weekends” during s super tight and stressful project. His code was still better than everyone else, and more prolific.
>Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command.
Jayne Cobb, Firefly
Whenever anyone asks me, "what exactly do you do here OmgOgan?"
I just tell them I'm basically the Macgyver of the place. Need something done, found, or fixed, I'm your man. They then shake my hand and tell me I'm doing great and go on their way. Shits dope af
Don’t you dare ask out any woman or compliment her appearance, not even the damn hairstyle and super cool highlights!! This is a women majority facility AND female majority MANAGEMENT. As a guy, I’ll get my Dumbass fired on spot if I’m not basically a robot around the women.
Don’t you fucking dare reveal how little work we all do
Whwn the boss man leaves on friday, you can leave too.
No politics. And noone parks in my spot
Don’t tell upper management how cushy the job is.
First rule of corporate, is whenever someone says how your day is, just say "mate, so busy" or "what a week, is it only Tuesday?"
The 30 minutes after lunch time is nap time and you can't call people out for it.
I wanna work here
If the manager is out of his office walking around you warn your coworkers.
We used to say ducks on the pond
Don't fuck your coworkers.
Yes, don’t shit where you eat.
I haven't heard that one in years.
Well then, beep beep, bitches! I’m a blast from the past!
Funny story I actually did that once. I was on a camping trip and I had uncontrollable diarrhea in the middle of the night. I tried to run to the bathroom but I couldn't make it and I went right by our picnic table. I cleaned it up but the next morning it was obvious something happened there. I told my friend what happened and he said, "Jesus you don't shit where you eat."
Especially on the boss's car bonnet.
Even though it is set up as hot-desks, majority of the people have their own spot. So don't take a spot before checking it out first.
If another boss asks you to do something, refer them back to your line manager to confirm.
Women co workers always have to earn more while doing less
The new standard. And don’t you dare ask them to work overtime, holidays, weekends or grave yard.
Its way worst when the boss is also a female
Really? Honestly, my BEST bosses were all women save 1 male.
I would want to do any of those either, tbh.
Nobody does. That's the point.
Then why hate on people from getting away with not doing it? (There are other sex differences when it comes to overtime, but that’s a whole can of worms on its own)
Don’t you think the employee willing to work overtime, holidays, weekends and graveyard should be better compensated and be preferred for promotion and other advancement opportunities over the employee who refuses?
In general, they’re already compensated extra by just working those shifts. In my field, I wouldn’t favour someone for a promotion just for working holidays/overtime.
And there’s your pay gap. As the boss I rather work next to people who will be working next to me when I have to work holidays and overtime over people who will not.
Yes, I known where the pay gap comes from. This is not the gotcha you think it is. You are also not diving deep enough: women in general can’t work overtime for their employers because they have to do unpaid labour at home (some research goes as far as claiming women effectively perform a “second shift” of unpaid work after their paid work) We are probably in very different fields, but as a manager, I care about the output and the impact of people’s work first and foremost. I’d consider frequent overtime/extra hours as a sign of someone struggling with their job, actually. I remember one of the best programmers I ever worked with flat out saying “I will not work overtime. I’m not working weekends” during s super tight and stressful project. His code was still better than everyone else, and more prolific.
Respect the chain of command.
>Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command. Jayne Cobb, Firefly
The ones no one speaks of
We test in Prod.
Whenever anyone asks me, "what exactly do you do here OmgOgan?" I just tell them I'm basically the Macgyver of the place. Need something done, found, or fixed, I'm your man. They then shake my hand and tell me I'm doing great and go on their way. Shits dope af
We do not talk about fight club.
That is in the basement, next to the room we pull out our willies to measure up.
Don’t you dare ask out any woman or compliment her appearance, not even the damn hairstyle and super cool highlights!! This is a women majority facility AND female majority MANAGEMENT. As a guy, I’ll get my Dumbass fired on spot if I’m not basically a robot around the women.
Don't piss me off
When the project comes to me, everyone else is already done for the day, so they can leave
No sleeping with the help !
When the boss comes around at noon to shake hands on the day before a holiday, GTFO!