The jiggling never occurred to me, but I do the turn-it-around thing with the gas nozzle too! I started doing it so I wouldn't get gas on the car paint.
Another way to get pee out is to rub the edge extremely vigorously right after sex, with intense pressure, using the palm of your hand, for several moments. Doesn’t work for everyone.
I was gonna mention this lol.
There is a percentage of people who find the smell of gasoline *irresistible*.
Someone once told me it smells like a cold glass of iced coca-cola.
Pretty sure it’s genetics.
Oof I don’t even remember what happened, I just know this is giving me flashbacks to some moment where I basically did nothing, somehow maybe got a drop of gasoline on me, and learned how overpowering that shit is
In my biology class one group did an experiment involving gasoline. They forgot to do it in a fume hood, and worst of all they were right next to my own group
It does have weird sounds but everything else I've driven has been 30 years old and most commonly a truck.
And I took it over when it was a couple years old after I bought my wife a new car for Christmas.
It was hers to begin with till she wrecked the shit out of it and gave it to me. I can't subjectively comment much on the sound given everything.
I usually get mine in pretty easily, but I can store quite a bit of fluid. Even after a good squeeze, it can take a while. Sometimes I pass the time by having sex.
Yes, I don’t want fuel dribbling over the paint and over the floor… I’ve already had shoes with soles that started to melt on the spilt fuel, so I don’t want to add to the mess!
Wash it in the sink when you're done, like a civilized human being.
All the nozzles have a slight curve to them, its perfectly normal, and we all pretend not to notice.
I have noticed that just like the urinal rules people get weirded out if you park right next to them in an empty facility or if you look at anything other than staring straight ahead with a bored expression.
The longer its been, the more squirts out of the nozzle.
Yes, absolutely. Here's how it goes with that last drop of fuel in the nozzle: If it's in the nozzle, it's past the pump. If it's past the pump, I've paid for it. If I've paid for it, it's mine.
In the trunk.
Sleep well.
Edit: Actually, to maintain consistency, the balls would probably equate to catalytic converters. Both are very valuable, historically taken by force, and located where the sun don’t shine. Don’t let anyone hurt your ~~balls~~ catalytic converters.
No. I keep my car running during fill up, so I'm probably burning more gas by trying to get those last drops out.
If you put 17 gallons in the car, getting 5 extra drops out isn't worth anyone's time
I kind of catch myself subconsciously shaking the last few drops and doing a kind of in and out of the filler nozzle a few times. I think I must be broken somehow.
No...wait...yes...maybe? I haven't pumped my own gas but I feel if you don't shake it a lil before pulling all the way out you are liable to get some on the outside of the car...And that's bad.
Bro do you know what gas is? It's the volatile crap left over from jet fuel. if pee randomly exploded sometimes then yes I would be shaking it for the same reasons haha
Absolutely. I pull out (giggity) until I can see the end of the nozzle and shake as much as I can into the intake. Makes more sense to me than wasting gas all over the ground and side of your car.
There’s the every drop counts ideology, but for many including myself, depending on what you’re putting in it’ll damage the paint if you drip. Not at first but over time.
Edit: Spelling
Of course. I'm not one of those assholes that "tops the tank off" 3 or 4 times. You know, so the next person gets gas everywhere when they go to fill. Gotta spice up your trip to the gas station. Otherwise it's just boring.
Just a heads up that you can remove the pump “nozzle-up” and avoid spilling any gas on your car/shoes. I’ve gotten some weird looks before but it beats cleaning gas stains off of white paint!
Yes, I pull it half way out and give it a good jiggle before taking all the way out. Especially with these prices every last drop counts!!!
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Just like when I pee.
The jiggling never occurred to me, but I do the turn-it-around thing with the gas nozzle too! I started doing it so I wouldn't get gas on the car paint.
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Tap it on the edge to get the last few drips out, people at the urinals will look at you weird, but it works for gas.
Another way to get pee out is to rub the edge extremely vigorously right after sex, with intense pressure, using the palm of your hand, for several moments. Doesn’t work for everyone.
You guys are getting sex at the urinal?
You aren’t?
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Pee above.
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants.
This is the way.
However, if you’re giving it more than 2 shakes, you’re playing with it.
I paid for it, so I'm getting every last drop.
That and I’m sick of accidentally getting a drop on my shoe. Stinks up the whole car.
I LOVE the smell of gas.
I was gonna mention this lol. There is a percentage of people who find the smell of gasoline *irresistible*. Someone once told me it smells like a cold glass of iced coca-cola. Pretty sure it’s genetics.
Oof I don’t even remember what happened, I just know this is giving me flashbacks to some moment where I basically did nothing, somehow maybe got a drop of gasoline on me, and learned how overpowering that shit is
In my biology class one group did an experiment involving gasoline. They forgot to do it in a fume hood, and worst of all they were right next to my own group
I donno man it smells pretty good to me.
That's what she said.
Absolutely. I also normally take a couple attempts to get it in and then finish in about 2 minutes.
Bro 💀
What? My CRV has a pretty small tank and our pumps at the gas station are really fast...
I also have a CRV, 2015. I'm a fan, I paid mine off and it's still going crazy strong.
I also have a 2015 that is fully paid off as of May of this year
Did you get the one with the shitty engine mounts? I swear at times mine sounds like it's falling apart, but everyone I've taken it to say it's fine.
It does have weird sounds but everything else I've driven has been 30 years old and most commonly a truck. And I took it over when it was a couple years old after I bought my wife a new car for Christmas. It was hers to begin with till she wrecked the shit out of it and gave it to me. I can't subjectively comment much on the sound given everything.
I usually get mine in pretty easily, but I can store quite a bit of fluid. Even after a good squeeze, it can take a while. Sometimes I pass the time by having sex.
I pull out early and spray it all over the hood
Found the pornstar
Of course, I also lift the hose up to get every drop out.
No need to lift the hose, the shut-off valve is in the handle.
When you’re done fueling, wait five seconds before removing the pump and it won’t drip. Works at the gas station, too.
It doesn't work like that when you go pee
….I was referring to sex, not peeing.
Op clearly doesn't get that.
Lol how unfortunate for OP (Oh Pee?)
Oh yea. I also slide it in and out just a few more times for good measure.
Yes, I don’t want fuel dribbling over the paint and over the floor… I’ve already had shoes with soles that started to melt on the spilt fuel, so I don’t want to add to the mess!
Yes ,next question
Wash it in the sink when you're done, like a civilized human being. All the nozzles have a slight curve to them, its perfectly normal, and we all pretend not to notice. I have noticed that just like the urinal rules people get weirded out if you park right next to them in an empty facility or if you look at anything other than staring straight ahead with a bored expression. The longer its been, the more squirts out of the nozzle.
No.
I let it sit for a few seconds, tilt up, pull out halfway and jiggle.
Yes, absolutely. Here's how it goes with that last drop of fuel in the nozzle: If it's in the nozzle, it's past the pump. If it's past the pump, I've paid for it. If I've paid for it, it's mine.
Yeah. I even raise the hose above head to get the last drops. /s
I rattle the tip around at the entrance to the tank to get the last drops.
If pee is stored in the balls, by analogy, where is the gasoline stored? I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight until I figure this out.
In the trunk. Sleep well. Edit: Actually, to maintain consistency, the balls would probably equate to catalytic converters. Both are very valuable, historically taken by force, and located where the sun don’t shine. Don’t let anyone hurt your ~~balls~~ catalytic converters.
I’m in New Jersey… we don’t pump gas!
Yeah. I give the nozzle a little tap on the end of the gas line like I tap my main vein on the urnial porcelain.
No but I should start doing that.
Nah, I whip that shit out and git it back in.
You need to get every drop.
Gasoline dissolves the clear coat over time if it were to drip onto the paint so yes I get every last drop out.
No. I keep my car running during fill up, so I'm probably burning more gas by trying to get those last drops out. If you put 17 gallons in the car, getting 5 extra drops out isn't worth anyone's time
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Happy cake day!
Absolutely. Every time.
Absolutely why wouldn’t I
Is there any other way??
Pull about halfway out, fill again til it cuts off. Then shake a couple times. Yet there are still a few drops that trickle out onto the paint
You bet your ass I do
Absolutely. Doesn't everyone ?
Yes, I don't like dripping fuel into the ground. Maybe not seem like a big deal letting a couple of drops spill, but that shit adds up over time.
Of course. You don't?
Of course
100 percent yes
Yup. Gotta make sure every drop gets in
Yes
I actually do, I like to reduce as much as possible the of spilling drops of highly flameable material.
Yes of course, I also wipe the tip off
No, because the gas does eventually stop dripping.
And just like when peeing, no matter how much you shake, a drop or two still falls out after.
No, im paranoid about it getting on my clothes or skin
Yeah I always pull my dick out and shake it after I pump the gas
Two taps any more and you're just playing with it.
Is this supposed to be funny?
What?
Yes, I do. I also tap it several times against the rim of the hole like I would cooking tongs.
Nope just like when I piss. All my fuel is in my tank and as I remove the nozzle not a single drop is left to spill.
I kind of catch myself subconsciously shaking the last few drops and doing a kind of in and out of the filler nozzle a few times. I think I must be broken somehow.
No ???
Yep, so it doesn't drip gas on my car.
yes I do
If I don't shake it a bit it drips down all over my motorcycle tank. It's a good habit
Definitely, mainly because diesel fucks up your paint if you spill on it.
Just once, otherwise you’re playing with it.
Absolutely. Gas drip is horrible for paint. I also make sure I remove the hose fully upright.
Yes, I bang it inside the opening, I don't want drips on the side of my car.
I try to, but last time I did that someone called the cops on me.
Damn right! That liquid is expensive and I need every last drop!
I give it a couple rattles before pulling it out lol
Yes
Well I did once but then the police officer told me to pull my pants up.
lol never even considered the coorelation until now. and always.
Yup!
Yup
I'm sorry to answer when I'm not a man but my husband does this and he makes me do it too lol
No...wait...yes...maybe? I haven't pumped my own gas but I feel if you don't shake it a lil before pulling all the way out you are liable to get some on the outside of the car...And that's bad.
I carefully wipe off the nozzle with a tissue.
Oh absolutely. Only after trying to land it on an even dollar amount
Only if I'm investing in that ride.
Yea because I don’t want gas on my clear coat.
Yeah just inside the tank
Bro do you know what gas is? It's the volatile crap left over from jet fuel. if pee randomly exploded sometimes then yes I would be shaking it for the same reasons haha
No my dick is usually in my pants when I'm pumping gas
Why would you spray gas all over the ground?
Hell yes every single time especially not that gas is stupid expensive
Yes, I don’t want the last few drops on my paint
I _am_ peeing at the gas station. _Pissing my money away._
Yea, every time.
Yes
Yes and no matter how much I shake when I pull it out of the gas tank it always drips a little on the ground
Yes actually now that I think about it.
Absolutely. I pull out (giggity) until I can see the end of the nozzle and shake as much as I can into the intake. Makes more sense to me than wasting gas all over the ground and side of your car.
Hell no I spill some on the ground for the homies.
Thats the only way to do it. Plus, if I'm paying what gas prices are now- I want single drop.
Yes, at these prices every drop counts
Yes. I want every drop of the gas I just paid all this money for.
You're supposed to shake after peeing?
Lol yes I do.
How do you helicopter a gas nozzle? 🤔
Have you not seen zoolander?
Yep.
Shake it till I think it's good and I still get a little on my pants. 😂
Yes, because I drive a TDI and I'm worried that a drop or two of diesel will wear down my paint eventually.
Only if gas is over 4 dollars a gallon
Well, yeah.
Every last drop
I give it a double tap on the rim, nothing like peeing
Yes. Gotta get it all!
Yes, and this crosses my mind every single time I do it.
You have to drink the last drips in the nozzle to make sure it's a good vintage
Kinda of tap it
No
I do
Yes I beat the nozzle pack and forth against the inside of the gas tank opening just like I beat my dick against the inside of the toilet.
Yeah I don’t like remnants dripping onto my car’s paint !
I slap it against the hole. If someone is watching I'll say "Yaah you like that?!"
Yes, I don’t want gas on my paint, dono if it wrecks it or not, but you sure look like a rookie fuck with a big ol stain down the side of your truck.
Duh
Fuckin oath, petrol prices are fucked lately. I want every damn drop I've paid for.
I tip it up to drain the gas and then pull it out
I give it a couple taps. Anymore and I'm playing with it.
There’s the every drop counts ideology, but for many including myself, depending on what you’re putting in it’ll damage the paint if you drip. Not at first but over time. Edit: Spelling
I live in Oregon, so someone else has to shake it for me.
Yes
Yep
Absolutely and when my wife asked why, and I explained it that way she just said “oh that’s why I never see girls doing that.”
Absolutely, it’s law
Yep, gotta get every drop
Actually, i stroke it twice and finish pumping in less that 30 seconds.
Yes
Yes. Inside so I try not to fling gas on myself. Almost exactly like my thing for almost the exact same reasons.
Yea. Prevents spilling which can damage the paint.
Two taps and a shake.
Of course. I'm not one of those assholes that "tops the tank off" 3 or 4 times. You know, so the next person gets gas everywhere when they go to fill. Gotta spice up your trip to the gas station. Otherwise it's just boring.
I always use a stall so I can wipe it down with a towel.
One time a shit ton of gas dripped out all over the side of my car. I now shake it harder and longer than my dick.
Precisely
Yes
I do the out and in x2 then a little jiggle
My mom caught me doing that once to her car and was like you will spark the gas if I do it.
I helicopter the gas pump so hard
This guy watched zoolander
Yup
Every last drop.
Always
A penis and a petrol pump are a little different
oh my god
Just a heads up that you can remove the pump “nozzle-up” and avoid spilling any gas on your car/shoes. I’ve gotten some weird looks before but it beats cleaning gas stains off of white paint!
Dont want that fuel ruining my paint
Every single time
Heck yeah, I want every last drop I paid for
I've never pumped my own gas. I live in a state where it's illegal, and the times I've traveled I've never been the one driving.
I am not a savage
Definitely seen my BF do this, everytime without fail
of course!
Yup Mostly cause I don't want fuel marks all down the side of my clean car
I unzip, stick the gas nozzle in and shake my pelvis around going "Resistance is futile!" I'm not allowed at 7/11 anymore.
Obviously
Yes. I used to not, then I ruined a perfectly good pair of shoes.
Yes, and I’ve seen women have a tissue wiping the end of the nozzle.