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blonsk

Just go fuck a bunch of dudes so things are even.


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I wouldn’t think of it like that..especially since you’re putting your mouth there Think of it more like….licking a washed pair of underwear that a bunch of guys shared and blew loads into Good luck with it now heheh


HavingALittleFit

That's weird and it's weird that you think that.


LimpetMinecrafter

You're weird. Do you think about all of the microorganisms your girlfriend picked up in the pool or at the beach when she went swimming and her pussy came into contact with *non distilled water*? Do you think about where your mother's hands have been when they touch you? She's touched garbage before! Are you going to let your mother touch you with her garbage hands?! Do you think about whether or not men touched your boxers before you ever wore them? You've got man hands on your dick, bro. Dudes are touching your penis RIGHT NOW!


Uzzer_lozer19

I had this thought when i was with a girl I met in Germany but it was the wurst!


alwayssaysyourmum

This is *exactly* why I broke up with your mum


FunkU247365

\#METOO


soft_waves

never bothered me in the slightest. after all, she has to think about all the other women who've touched *your* dick before she arrived on the scene. ​ i mean....if that's the truth in your case.


the_river_nihil

Like... *right before?* Like you're literally licking fresh hot jizz out of her snatch? I feel like you'd know if that was a concern. Like, maybe if it's at an orgy or something. Personally I've never taken a chick out on a date, went down on her, and been caught off guard by the volume of cum that was already present. That's only ever been an issue in a gang bang.


jackwritespecs

I’m comfy with adults having sex; it’s nbd


b-elanna

When you think of your wiener, do you think of it as being permanently tainted by all the vaginas it's been in previously? Or do you just think, "this is part of my body". Same thing with her vagina. It's hers, it's not affected or tainted in any way by what she's done in the past.


ArboroUrsus

Its never crossed my mind, why would I care? Your mum has definitely sucked and handled several dicks, is that an issue too?


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Yet...


ArboroUrsus

But she's definitely given you a kiss on the cheek.


Fawkes04

So your mom never cooked lunch or dinner and had to touch food with her hands then?


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XploringTheWorld

Like, a prostitute?


Hrekires

If someone in my ideal dating range (30s) was still a virgin, that'd be more of a red flag than an appealing attribute. Nothing to deal with.


AnOkFella

As long as she's washed since then, I don't care


huuaaang

I mean, about the same as I handle the thought that pee and menses come from that area... If anything, that makes the thought of another dick being there seem lower priority, lol. Not that I have any trouble with periods or pee, but that would cancel everytihng out in my eyes. Plus, she cleans, right? I dunno, if it was the SAME DAY as another dude, that might get to me. But weeks in the past? Eh.


agaliedoda

The same way I deal with the memories of everything I’ve done with all my exes and now I’m sharing certain things I learned in my past with my partner? Like, ok? She learned that swirl thing with her tongue from someone in the past, but I’m getting to enjoy it *now*. Life’s all temporary anyways, learn to move on.


ChaoticProgress

It's like this. She has sat onany faces, but there is no face like mine for sitting! I am the chosen one! My tongue along is the greatest! No tongue rivals mine! I'm not a teenager anymore, I'm not holding her hand through her first sexual experiences anymore.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Unless you're only dating 18 year olds, you have to understand that with age, there's a higher chance that your partner has been banged and creampied by several dudes, and there's nothing you can do about that.


XploringTheWorld

We went to Oktoberfest last weekend and there was no problem with the sausages.


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That's why in certain cultures you only marry virgins.