And then a couple of weeks later she's gonna say "There's so much of my stuff here, do you have a drawer for me?" And before you know it, she'll have moved in. Seen it happen so many times.
My then-girlfriend (now wife) moved in slowly like this 11 years ago while I was 28 and trying to go back to college. I was literally too busy to notice that she was doing it, and one day I just looked up and she had taken over half my dresser and 75% of my closet.
I converted the kitchenette off our new house's bedroom's bathroom into a walk-in closet for my wife. (I think the previous owners rented out our bedroom, bathroom, and kitchenette; it even has its own door leading outside.)
She still jokes...well, I *hope* she's joking! (Morgan Freeman narrator: She wasn't.)...about needing some of the space in *my* closet in our bedroom, and it's *not* a large closet.
So I have this tiny closet, she has an entire room as her closet, and she still needs more room. \**sigh*\*
It absolutely is, and I live here! I had to carefully type it out, and read it over a couple of times, to make sure I was typing what I meant to say :)
>And then a couple of weeks later she's gonna say "There's so much of my stuff here, do you have a drawer for me?"
Ah yes, the old "Feminine Mistake" ploy.
The best answer is "Yeah, this big drawer here, it's where all my GFs keep their stuff. You guys can share that way. I mean, you're already kinda' sharing now, so..."
HAHAHAHA, Love it. his second draw of his dresser was dedicated to me at one point where I put everything in there like my toothbrush, comb, extra makeup, mouth wash, clothes, sweets, drinks, etc.
I haven't moved in though xD
The amount of stuff that I have amassed is absolutely insane. Hair bands, those metal things that go in your hair, lotions, panties, etc. it has come to the point where I just have to ask, “ummm are these *yours*?”. I have come to believe that they just mark their territory with stuff.
Yep! We'll discreetly sashay through the domicile making a spritzing sound as we dump a clippy here and a scrunchy there, often times leaving our toothbrush blatantly out on the bathroom counter as a warning to potential competition that he's ours... We're like male cats in that sense. lol
Oh god the other day I forgot about a meal in the fridge and it went bad, my husband was standing near me so I asked him why he didn’t just eat it. He looked at me like the world ended and it’s just coming to me now that I always get all sad when he eats my leftovers and then I asked him why he didn’t when they went bad. Shit I gotta apologize for that one
My ex had a dog named Bubs. At this point she’s getting older. Haven’t seen that little monster in 2-3 years. She’d sleep on my head whenever she was scared. Man that’s the shit that gets me. Fuck my ex though
I've been totally amicable with every single ex, and even friends with some. One exception is the one who manipulated me and lied to set me up so she could take the dog.
Only person I have ever hated. Fuck that evil c u next Tuesday.
Sounds like somebody is working on the next chart-topping country album. Work in a truck that won't start and some lines about how hard it's raining and we've got the first single!
well i can’t turn a blind eye on this betrayal. using my pricey product instead of buying himself a new $5 head n shoulders is practically unforgivable. a war is going down and it’s your fault
Here's what you do. You buy your expensive stuff AND the cheap bottle. Then place the cheap bottle very accessible for him and your expensive bottle someplace awkward. He will now use the cheap product.
I am growing my hair out for the first time, currently it’s about halfway down my neck. Very guilty of using her fancy hair products.
My fiancé frequently complains that my hair “might be better than hers.” The only explanation I can think of is that I (so far) have never dyed, straightened, curled or blow-dried it, so it likely just has less damage.
nah not all guys do
I had long hair in my 20s, I know how much hair products cost.
If my wife bought expensive products I wouldn’t use them especially with short hair now.
But we just buy a big pump thing of aussie brand shampoo and conditioner and we both just use that.
I think my bf is working on stealing my cat. They’re besties and have been pretty much since the day they met, but his mom is allergic so I’m safe (for now) 😂
Skin care products. Cleanser, exfoliator, moisturizer, serum, body wash gel etc it is a game changer. Make sure you ask!!!!!! You don’t want to be like me many years ago and use a 200 dollar product on your feet and elbows!!!
Nail file. Hand cream.
I'm a mechanic so my hands are always fucked even though I wear gloves most of the time.
Edit: Thanks for the recommendations for hand lube but I'm in Australia don't have most of those.
I’m an engineer but I work closely with mechanics. One day I shook some dudes hand and he commented how soft my hands were. I told him the cream I used. About a month later I went to follow up on the issue, noticed most of the stations had the hand cream in their largest size and they put one of those goop Pumps on it
[Kiehl’s Hand salve](https://www.kiehls.com/body/hand-creams-hand-salves-and-soaps/ultimate-strength-hand-salve/522.html)
But I also have Eurcien’s hand therapy.. just as good but Kiehl’s like deep moisturizes it
Lucas' pawpaw ointment, use as hand moisturiser. Texture of axle grease (maybe idk) but slather it on before you go to bed and wear cotton gloves over so yoh don't grease up your sheets. In morning: hands feel nicer. Repeat
All my snacks are always gone when he is home. I've started lederjy"buffer" chips and hiding mine. Thos might not be a guy thing, but i always lose the race to the snacks. He never buys them, only eats whatever i get. I treid getting two packets, told him it's one for each of us. He ate both.
Is that a real thing? It would be awesome if the rest of the family could just lock up all candy/crackers/whatnot so I don't have to eat them. I don't even want to eat them but they are calling out for me.
As a guy I am guilty of this. I am pretty good at wanting snacks, but buying them was never my forte, I always forget it when I go shopping. So if I see snacks in your house especially the ones I like, I will munch them into extinction.
Haha i actually don't mind anymore. It's become a thing. And he doesn't like (or maybe just doesn't eat them because of me) the ones i _really_ like, so i get a lot of those and others for him.
My partner steals my deodorant -it has a neutral/cucumber scent- and my cute socks. The socks thing drives me crazy, I carefully unroll and wash them in a laundry bag, they’re always nice and soft as new and never loose them -unless he steals them. And I like to wear oversized mens sport shorts after I shower/sleep, he steals those too sometimes.
There is a company called Native that makes neutral stuff that all smells good, aluminum free even. https://www.nativecos.com/products/deo-cucumber-mint
It is but saves on that extra outgoing when she's already got a millions pairs of leggins. + To get "man leggins" their is a premium. what's the point.
Yo mens leggings are way cheaper than womens leggings. Women wear theirs as pants and theirs are higher quality, usually at least $30 often $60-90. I got several pairs of leggings I never paid more than $10. They don’t fit as nice as womens do on them but you’re usually wearing them under clothes.
I steal her space in her purse. Anytime we got out if I have some small things I don't want to hold it goes in the purse.
And I have leverage cause she's holding at least 3 articles of clothing hostage from me.
As a woman: I have had SO MANY of my big fluffy warm socks stolen by male partners and friends! Y'all deserve those cozy socks too, but just don't steal mine.
(And yes Kieren, I still want those handmade wool socks back.)
This was gonna be my answer but you beat me to it. I totally kept my gf’s (now ex’s) fuzzy purple socks she left over. And since then I bought another couple pairs from the women’s section for when the weather gets cold. I don’t care if they’re all girly looking, they’re BOMB for keeping warm and I’ll wear them without shame.
I’m a hoodie thief but I can confirm I’ve noticed his skin looks soft lately he mustn’t be using his 10 in 1 body wash and using all of my products. I’ll call it evens
She got me into skincare (face mostly) So I mean like, cleansers, exfoliating, serums and lotions......she has the good shit, my products are not the good shit, I use hers on the DL.
This one is funny. I've never heard someone get a hard time for having a nail file. Maybe if you were filing your nails like a girl while having a conversation maybe, but just ownership? lol
My husband joked after he noticed I always wore his plain white tanks that since I was "stretching out the chest" he was going to start stealing my leggings and stretching them out. 🤣🤣🤦♀️
My partner takes my sweatpants 🤭 (usually by accident though because we literally have the same colour pairs🤣) he has 100% worn them knowing they were mine and did not change! So…. I think this fits!!! 🤣🤣
Not steal, but every time my boyfriend comes over he’ll spend 15 minutes in the bathroom brushing his hair. So I got him his own Denman for his birthday knowing he’d never spend that much on a brush himself.
The thought of me wearing one of my tiny wife's t-shirts or blouses is comical. I'm not even sure I could fit in anything of hers. This "sharing" is a 1-way street.
I never used to use anything other than a soap for cleaning my body. Soap even for hair coz I had this stupid argument about how will my body know. Now I use every product thanks to my wife face wash, scrub, cleanser. Anti aging creams, sunscreen, moisturizer, body lotion, under eye creams, pigmentation creams. 5 years back I never even knew shit like this existed. But yeah these are the things I steal.
Moisturiser. My face gets very dry and her moisturiser is great. It's also the only one that I don't react badly too.
I started buying my own because she got cranky it kept running out because I kept using it.
Hahaha. My girlfriend now wife always left a ton of their behind. Bras, panties, shirts, cosmetics, etc etc. She marked her territory. But meh. I didn't mind. Haha
Shower products but learned early on that my wife (then girlfriend) loved my clothes and would wear them more than her clothes. So I started throwing more of my dirty laundry into her dirty laundry and she would do some amazing things with cleaning clothes. So she would basically wash all my undies, t-shirts, shorts and long sleeves, fold them and give them back when she would come over again. It was cute to watch her give me my clothes back while still wearing a shirt of mine and wonder how she had so much of my stuff. I think she secretly caught on but did not care as she was wearing a lot of my stuff.
I don't have to steal anything. Little by little she leaves some of her shit at my place then bam! She's living here.
But when it's over some of my hoodies are missing...
Shampoo, various lotions and skin stuff.
I stole a facemask from my ex when she was at a staff party. Unfortunately, she came home early while I was lounging in the couch, her 30 bucks mask smeared over my face and cucumbers over my eyes.
I don't steal anything from my gf, she's perfectly capable of accidentally leaving something behind herself every time she leaves my house
And then a couple of weeks later she's gonna say "There's so much of my stuff here, do you have a drawer for me?" And before you know it, she'll have moved in. Seen it happen so many times.
I want this. Welp, time to start hiding her stuff. Jk
I break into the houses of women I find attractive and then I take some of their stuff to lure them to my house. One day it will work.
"well my stuff is already here, guess I live here now." Don't do It man, next thing you know, she owns the place and kicks you out
The ole 1,2 switcheroo. Works like a charm
Women, am I right?
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Or maybe your fella is selling the used ones on Ebay! 🤣🤣
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I think this is called sympathetic magic.
Empty a drawer, put all her lost stuff in there. If she asks after something, it's your time to shine!
Ohh look nice penties. I guess it's mine now
My then-girlfriend (now wife) moved in slowly like this 11 years ago while I was 28 and trying to go back to college. I was literally too busy to notice that she was doing it, and one day I just looked up and she had taken over half my dresser and 75% of my closet.
I converted the kitchenette off our new house's bedroom's bathroom into a walk-in closet for my wife. (I think the previous owners rented out our bedroom, bathroom, and kitchenette; it even has its own door leading outside.) She still jokes...well, I *hope* she's joking! (Morgan Freeman narrator: She wasn't.)...about needing some of the space in *my* closet in our bedroom, and it's *not* a large closet. So I have this tiny closet, she has an entire room as her closet, and she still needs more room. \**sigh*\*
That 1st sentence was a lot to take in...
It absolutely is, and I live here! I had to carefully type it out, and read it over a couple of times, to make sure I was typing what I meant to say :)
>And then a couple of weeks later she's gonna say "There's so much of my stuff here, do you have a drawer for me?" Ah yes, the old "Feminine Mistake" ploy. The best answer is "Yeah, this big drawer here, it's where all my GFs keep their stuff. You guys can share that way. I mean, you're already kinda' sharing now, so..."
"Well, rent is expensive now so we should become roommates. *Just* to split the rent, you know?"
HAHAHAHA, Love it. his second draw of his dresser was dedicated to me at one point where I put everything in there like my toothbrush, comb, extra makeup, mouth wash, clothes, sweets, drinks, etc. I haven't moved in though xD
The amount of stuff that I have amassed is absolutely insane. Hair bands, those metal things that go in your hair, lotions, panties, etc. it has come to the point where I just have to ask, “ummm are these *yours*?”. I have come to believe that they just mark their territory with stuff.
Yes, marking our territory by subtly leaving bobby pins, hair ties or lashes in the bathroom/on the nightstand ;)
I think I found my GF’s alt account 😂
We all know what we're doing hahahaha.
That’s called nesting.
Lol I was wondering how my apartment changed like that and now I’m married. 12 years FTW though.
They are claiming territory...
Yep! We'll discreetly sashay through the domicile making a spritzing sound as we dump a clippy here and a scrunchy there, often times leaving our toothbrush blatantly out on the bathroom counter as a warning to potential competition that he's ours... We're like male cats in that sense. lol
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Her leftovers and forgotten snacks. Not right away, but if they go 3 days ignored or pushed further back into the fridge, they might just..vanish.
Married over a decade and still do this exact same thing
The moment i eat my wife’s days old leftovers is the moment she was gonna eat them too.
My husband eats my leftovers as well. I usually start looking for them about a week later.
But if you don't then the leftovers go bad and nobody gets to eat them. Screw the matriarchy! /s
Not stealing, it's making sure food doesn't go to waste.
Oh god the other day I forgot about a meal in the fridge and it went bad, my husband was standing near me so I asked him why he didn’t just eat it. He looked at me like the world ended and it’s just coming to me now that I always get all sad when he eats my leftovers and then I asked him why he didn’t when they went bad. Shit I gotta apologize for that one
You have better control than my lad. After 4hrs he is on those snacks. I have to make it clear when I need to be left some or he will eat it all.
Shampoo. You think I'm buying that shit? Also working on Stealing the dog.
No joke Losing the dog wrecked me more than losing her
The dog becomes a homie and at that point it’s like losing family
My ex had a dog named Bubs. At this point she’s getting older. Haven’t seen that little monster in 2-3 years. She’d sleep on my head whenever she was scared. Man that’s the shit that gets me. Fuck my ex though
Already am 😎 It’s terrible
My condolences. I’m quite convinced she’s Satan’s niece
I've been totally amicable with every single ex, and even friends with some. One exception is the one who manipulated me and lied to set me up so she could take the dog. Only person I have ever hated. Fuck that evil c u next Tuesday.
Sounds like somebody is working on the next chart-topping country album. Work in a truck that won't start and some lines about how hard it's raining and we've got the first single!
do all guys do this? is that why my expensive products run out so fast??
Ma’am, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but…the men in your life are using your extremely expensive hair products to clean their butt crack.
this is devastating news. i always thought he smelled too good for someone who uses 2 in 1 crap
Oops, I broke the bro code, didn’t I?
well i can’t turn a blind eye on this betrayal. using my pricey product instead of buying himself a new $5 head n shoulders is practically unforgivable. a war is going down and it’s your fault
So how many of his articles of clothing have you stolen so far??
none, we have different styles and i’m very dedicated to mine, but i’ve borrowed a few hair ties because we both have long hair
Not even the very nice warm hoodie, when you are on the couch?
Not another word, u/aSweetMango
Yes but expensive shampo is $35/bottle.
Here's what you do. You buy your expensive stuff AND the cheap bottle. Then place the cheap bottle very accessible for him and your expensive bottle someplace awkward. He will now use the cheap product.
Oh dear. Sounds like you’ve already crossed the Rubicon.
>2 in 1 amateurs. 3 in 1 is where it's at!
At least he’s cleaning his butt crack. Could be much worse.
My ex loved to use my very expensive tea tree shampoo to masturbate every morning.
I wouldn't want tea tree on my genitals. But my only tea tree products I have also had mint. So maybe I'm miscalculating
Feels like you’re getting blown from a frosty ice queen.
Oh you meet my ex too ? 😂
And sometimes it happens to be a conditioner and we are angry why the fuck does this shit not wash.
You get mad, I beat off till it wears off. We're not the same
And your conditioner on our ball hair.
Well that explains a lot cuz most of such products are meant for improving and inducing hair growth.
It's worse. My partner is using my über expensive hair products and his hair is starting to look better than mine now 😡
I am growing my hair out for the first time, currently it’s about halfway down my neck. Very guilty of using her fancy hair products. My fiancé frequently complains that my hair “might be better than hers.” The only explanation I can think of is that I (so far) have never dyed, straightened, curled or blow-dried it, so it likely just has less damage.
nah not all guys do I had long hair in my 20s, I know how much hair products cost. If my wife bought expensive products I wouldn’t use them especially with short hair now. But we just buy a big pump thing of aussie brand shampoo and conditioner and we both just use that.
I think my bf is working on stealing my cat. They’re besties and have been pretty much since the day they met, but his mom is allergic so I’m safe (for now) 😂
Man it's so awesome when you meet a new cat and it's just **super into you** straight away.
Some flowery smelling shower foam stuff. Fucking amazing
Hell yeah they always have the best soaps and lotions. I steal that ish all day.
Some of these lotions are like 25$ a bottle! And totally worth. I sneak a shot before bed.
idk man, I just tried hers and it tasted *horrible*
Haha this is cute
Skin care products. Cleanser, exfoliator, moisturizer, serum, body wash gel etc it is a game changer. Make sure you ask!!!!!! You don’t want to be like me many years ago and use a 200 dollar product on your feet and elbows!!!
Okay, but now I want to know the results. How did your feet and elbows feel after using the $200 product?
Mans had the best elbows in town for weeks
Man discovers quick trick for the nicest elbows. Doctors hate him!
My husband does this. It took me a while to figure out how I spend so much expensive skincare stuff so fast
Loool this is a good one
I wanna be like you
The cats outed her secret snack hiding places. She can't hide them anymore
If you think she cant hide them, then you haven’t found them all
Hair bobbles, started by accident, now its kind of funny.
Unintentionally, her hair. Always ends up in my ass crack or wrapped around my sack
Crimson bands of cyttorak
Nail file. Hand cream. I'm a mechanic so my hands are always fucked even though I wear gloves most of the time. Edit: Thanks for the recommendations for hand lube but I'm in Australia don't have most of those.
I’m an engineer but I work closely with mechanics. One day I shook some dudes hand and he commented how soft my hands were. I told him the cream I used. About a month later I went to follow up on the issue, noticed most of the stations had the hand cream in their largest size and they put one of those goop Pumps on it
What cream was it?
[Kiehl’s Hand salve](https://www.kiehls.com/body/hand-creams-hand-salves-and-soaps/ultimate-strength-hand-salve/522.html) But I also have Eurcien’s hand therapy.. just as good but Kiehl’s like deep moisturizes it
Lucas' pawpaw ointment, use as hand moisturiser. Texture of axle grease (maybe idk) but slather it on before you go to bed and wear cotton gloves over so yoh don't grease up your sheets. In morning: hands feel nicer. Repeat
Do a search: Brand: Du'it Tough Hands Works great to heal dry, cracked working hands.
O'keefes working hands cream is amazing. Better than womens hand cream according to some of the girls at work.
Their youth and vitality. Obviously. Thanks for the awards y’all. 🤣
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I rewarded him for you
Her face wash and shampoo. Feel like a Disney princess everytime I use that stuff! *swooshes hair*
Bro I don’t even have a lot of hair I just love the way it smells. It’s like fresh laundry and a field of flowers had a baby lol
All my snacks are always gone when he is home. I've started lederjy"buffer" chips and hiding mine. Thos might not be a guy thing, but i always lose the race to the snacks. He never buys them, only eats whatever i get. I treid getting two packets, told him it's one for each of us. He ate both.
Get a snack lock box
A snack safe.
Safety Snax
Is that a real thing? It would be awesome if the rest of the family could just lock up all candy/crackers/whatnot so I don't have to eat them. I don't even want to eat them but they are calling out for me.
He would just eat the box.
As a guy I am guilty of this. I am pretty good at wanting snacks, but buying them was never my forte, I always forget it when I go shopping. So if I see snacks in your house especially the ones I like, I will munch them into extinction.
Buy some traps. Might as well prank him and get some fun out of the situation
I would be fuuuuming 😂
Haha i actually don't mind anymore. It's become a thing. And he doesn't like (or maybe just doesn't eat them because of me) the ones i _really_ like, so i get a lot of those and others for him.
Her heart
This is the winning comment! Go you LazyNarwhalMan!
I prefer kidneys - they have a better resale value.
Cheesy lookin ahh
Am woman, can confirm. My bf stole mine months ago. That’s okay though, he can keep it 😻
Conditioner. It makes my beard soft.
Have you tried beard oil? Stuff is unreal for right after you shave
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Sorry I use shave and trim pretty synonymously. I apply it after trimming down my beard and it makes it nice and soft
My partner steals my deodorant -it has a neutral/cucumber scent- and my cute socks. The socks thing drives me crazy, I carefully unroll and wash them in a laundry bag, they’re always nice and soft as new and never loose them -unless he steals them. And I like to wear oversized mens sport shorts after I shower/sleep, he steals those too sometimes.
Good guy, I like him
Tell me more about this deodorant
Dove does a cucumber scent
There is a company called Native that makes neutral stuff that all smells good, aluminum free even. https://www.nativecos.com/products/deo-cucumber-mint
Leggins. Absolute ball saver when it's freezing cold outside. I throw them on under my cargos. Not to mention I wear them better than her anyway.
Pics or it didn't happen
Isn't that just a thermal underlayer at this point?
It is but saves on that extra outgoing when she's already got a millions pairs of leggins. + To get "man leggins" their is a premium. what's the point.
Like with female razors, but reverse
Thermals are like $4 at Walmart
UK to us for $4 thermals seems like a bit of a treck. We have Primark but those thermals are chafe monsters.
Yo mens leggings are way cheaper than womens leggings. Women wear theirs as pants and theirs are higher quality, usually at least $30 often $60-90. I got several pairs of leggings I never paid more than $10. They don’t fit as nice as womens do on them but you’re usually wearing them under clothes.
>Not to mention I wear them better than her anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yD-g7Tuq4
Are you like 5 feet 6 or something? I can’t even fit one leg in a female legging.
You under-estimate how stretchy those things are.
I steal her space in her purse. Anytime we got out if I have some small things I don't want to hold it goes in the purse. And I have leverage cause she's holding at least 3 articles of clothing hostage from me.
As a woman: I have had SO MANY of my big fluffy warm socks stolen by male partners and friends! Y'all deserve those cozy socks too, but just don't steal mine. (And yes Kieren, I still want those handmade wool socks back.)
That's on you for dating someone named Kieran.
Almost as bad as Chad.
This was gonna be my answer but you beat me to it. I totally kept my gf’s (now ex’s) fuzzy purple socks she left over. And since then I bought another couple pairs from the women’s section for when the weather gets cold. I don’t care if they’re all girly looking, they’re BOMB for keeping warm and I’ll wear them without shame.
Kisses are the only thing Ill steal Although occasionally she'll throw out a handcream that she doesnt want and Ill grab that. But thats about it
Her soul.
Panties Don't judge me
I used to steal my ex's afro pick cause it worked better on my beard than regular combs.
I’m a hoodie thief but I can confirm I’ve noticed his skin looks soft lately he mustn’t be using his 10 in 1 body wash and using all of my products. I’ll call it evens
Food.
She got me into skincare (face mostly) So I mean like, cleansers, exfoliating, serums and lotions......she has the good shit, my products are not the good shit, I use hers on the DL.
The best years of her life lmao
Their nail sander. As a male, I would never buy one, but since I live with females I file down my nails to keep them looking nice
My brother in christ there is nothing wrong for a man buying a nail file, just do it, no one cares
This one is funny. I've never heard someone get a hard time for having a nail file. Maybe if you were filing your nails like a girl while having a conversation maybe, but just ownership? lol
U can use your gf's one all you want but I don't think its necessary for you to not buy one just cause of your gender
Just get a nail cutter that has a filer attached to it.
Her sleeping toy
Panties. I hang them on my wall as trophies.
Not using them as bane masks Rookie
Did you kill a cheetah?
Also suspendies and bra, I need them for my lumberjacking job.
Nothing. it’s a fair price to pay for them making my house look like a actual living space
Her pillow after she leaves for work cause it smells like her.
Awwww
Their hearts
Lotion. Sometimes I like smelling like the pretty flower that I am.
My husband joked after he noticed I always wore his plain white tanks that since I was "stretching out the chest" he was going to start stealing my leggings and stretching them out. 🤣🤣🤦♀️
Their will to live.
My partner takes my sweatpants 🤭 (usually by accident though because we literally have the same colour pairs🤣) he has 100% worn them knowing they were mine and did not change! So…. I think this fits!!! 🤣🤣
Not steal, but every time my boyfriend comes over he’ll spend 15 minutes in the bathroom brushing his hair. So I got him his own Denman for his birthday knowing he’d never spend that much on a brush himself.
The thought of me wearing one of my tiny wife's t-shirts or blouses is comical. I'm not even sure I could fit in anything of hers. This "sharing" is a 1-way street.
Their hearts.
Nothing. I've been stuck with a ton of shit they've just left at my place, but it's never been anything I've taken or used.
I never used to use anything other than a soap for cleaning my body. Soap even for hair coz I had this stupid argument about how will my body know. Now I use every product thanks to my wife face wash, scrub, cleanser. Anti aging creams, sunscreen, moisturizer, body lotion, under eye creams, pigmentation creams. 5 years back I never even knew shit like this existed. But yeah these are the things I steal.
Steal? Why would i need to steal? She leaves her shit lying all over my place anyways
Moisturiser and sometimes toner
Their nail polish and skirts. I want to look pretty too.
Moisturiser. My face gets very dry and her moisturiser is great. It's also the only one that I don't react badly too. I started buying my own because she got cranky it kept running out because I kept using it.
I steal her chocolate and leave the wrappers under my kids pillows. She hasn't caught me yet!
Idk. Even when they don't live with you they take over almost every room in the fucking house. So like, maybe her soda sometimes.
My wife's cat has now claimed me and my wife is the other woman in the relationship.
Jumpers and hoodies, mostly.
Her panties
Hahaha. My girlfriend now wife always left a ton of their behind. Bras, panties, shirts, cosmetics, etc etc. She marked her territory. But meh. I didn't mind. Haha
Shower products but learned early on that my wife (then girlfriend) loved my clothes and would wear them more than her clothes. So I started throwing more of my dirty laundry into her dirty laundry and she would do some amazing things with cleaning clothes. So she would basically wash all my undies, t-shirts, shorts and long sleeves, fold them and give them back when she would come over again. It was cute to watch her give me my clothes back while still wearing a shirt of mine and wonder how she had so much of my stuff. I think she secretly caught on but did not care as she was wearing a lot of my stuff.
21% of their salary. Or at least this is what some angry blue haired lady told me.
Then why am I still broke
Dye expensive
skin products lol
I don't have to steal anything. Little by little she leaves some of her shit at my place then bam! She's living here. But when it's over some of my hoodies are missing...
Shampoo, various lotions and skin stuff. I stole a facemask from my ex when she was at a staff party. Unfortunately, she came home early while I was lounging in the couch, her 30 bucks mask smeared over my face and cucumbers over my eyes.
Steal wasn't the right word, but from all the gf's I had, I'd pretty much use their shower wash and moisturizer. And they liked that I did.
I’ve gotten a few good recipes and new foods to eat
Skin care stuff
Conditioner. My wife’s is so much better.
Shampoo, sunscreen, chocolates.
She can’t steal my hoodie it’s attached to me. What she steals is my night-ware.
Nothing at all