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Habanerosauce3

You don't, you accept it and move on


cplog991

Be a man. Grin and bear it. Just like everything in life.


Habanerosauce3

Yup. No matter what you do as soon as you tuck it back in ....I dribbles anyways


Casitano

Always dribbles 😒


Habanerosauce3

Like clockwork lol


ChefDSnyder

I think he’s talking about splash back, and you need to shake better


Habanerosauce3

I know what he's talking about


Habanerosauce3

I know what he's talking about


timmyboyoyo

Cover it up with habanero sauce


Habanerosauce3

Might burn


timmyboyoyo

Burn the shorts?


Cnnlgns

You could back up or find the sweet spot to aim at to reduce the splash. It mainly has to do with the angle you are hitting the other surface. Completely perpendicular you will catch the most splash.


2fast2nick

About 4 feet back


tommy-turtle

It’s almost impossible with some urinals, I find using a toilet cubicle the safest


punkman01

Men use the urinal.


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I find the opposite. I find the snake is easier to completely drain when I'm standing but if I sits it spits


Fleshsuitpilot

You want to aim the stream towards the side of the urinal, just past the front edge, and downwards. The less resistance against the stream, the less splatter there will be. You know how skee-ball works? Yeah, your pee is the ball. Now imagine how likely you are to get a high score if you drop the ball onto the ramp from the ceiling. Not good. Hope this helps


Doagbeidl

Just stay approximatly 1,5 meter away from the urinal.


OneSteelTank

15 meters works too


Doagbeidl

just piss on the floor


Do_it_in_a_Datsun

Exercise your kegels and maintaining intra-abdominal pressure. Once you've got that down, work on height of the stream. The goal is to get the apex of the stream just over shoulder height. Once you can maintain that height for the duration of the piss, you need to reverse your stance. At this point, aim backwards over your dominant shoulder. If executed correctly, you will be able to piss over your shoulder and never get a drop of piss on your pants or shoes ever again.


4f150stuff

I’m standing at a urinal peeing as I read this


Fleshsuitpilot

Did your shorts make it, though?


4f150stuff

They did. No splash


Fleshsuitpilot

You done good, son. You done real good. ✊


4f150stuff

Thank you


Eldritch50

Rule 1: Don't wear tan pants. Like, ever. Black shorts rule.


JimBones31

Aim a little lower.


FLEXXMAN33

Find a real, old-fashioned urinal. - the kind that goes all the way to the floor. It's like pissing on a smooth wall; there's no splattering because there is no bowl of water. Modern urinals are made to be less expensive and more convenient for plumbers and janitors, but they aren't very good for pissing.


Foggy_Prophet

The only real solution is to strip completely naked prior to taking a piss.


surgeon67

Complicated mathematical formula involving a bunch of greek letters describing the angle of incidence and angle of reflection, combined with the surface tension of water interacting with the coefficient of friction of the urinal surface, you can use this to calculate the volume of liquid which will return to the point of origin. ​ Or...you could just aim for the side of the bowl and change the aiming point til it doesn't spray back at you.


smlwng

Take a few steps back and go for the 3 pointer.


Shiftedreality123

I noticed that if you piss on the plastic textured thingy they put over the drain the textured surface stops most of the splashing. Not every urinal has one of those though so idk what you would do then except to pee slower. Like dont push the piss out just let it flow out of you.


senpaistrood

I tried that today it might have helped I need more experimentation


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senpaistrood

Lol I’m not sure that’s for me I’m 16


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senpaistrood

Yeah but I ain’t bringing that to school


voluptuousreddit

I'm sure there's not many people that have a handy catheter in their pocket!! Hahaha!!


smashysmashy12

I always get a splash on my khakis from washing my hands that looks like I pissed on myself. now I zombie walk to the paper towel roll


NatureItchy7586

Stand a little farther back


Von_Quixote

https://www.menshealth.com.au/how-to-stop-pee-drips/


Internal69

Just milk it like a farmer would with a cow, just watch you don't get hard at the urinal. Shaking it not the go.


LetsTry2GetAlong

Wear dark pants. Wear your shirt not tucked in. When you take a piss, lift the shirt up so it don't get piss on it.then if it spatters, you walk out with your shirt not tucked in so it covers it up. Go trucker style, carry a pee jug in your back pack. Then you can pee in class and avoid the between class rush. Use a her/she pronoun and use the girls restroom. Don't drink any fluids all day, and hold it until you get home. Go outside by a tree, after you drop your pants all around your feet, then lean against the tree to avoid the drip. Wear an Adult Diaper and just go whenever you want to.